A lot of women I know actually believe in horoscopes and superstitions. Men laugh at this ridiculous shit. Why are women like this?
Because they're retardedFpbp /thread
Coz of mah feefees and intuition
>>538932127You should get into it because women take it seriously.It means nothing, but they will make it mean something to you.
>>538932223have you ever considered that maybe they are on to something and us men are just blind?
>>538932127Females don’t understand the universe they experience it and astrology is a (bad) vehicle for them to tap into this experience. The worth of astrology is not what a horoscope says but the paradigm which it offers to females to guide their experience.
>>538932480No.
Women don't believe in anything, their views can switch instantly depending on whatever they consider convenient, by trying to understand women you are completely missing the point, you shouldn't try to understand them intellectually because they are not intellectually developed, just think of them as a walking nervous system, they are pure reaction, nothing can originate in them.
>>538932568Based
>>538932127Because they're stupid.
>>538932127>>538932480This is like asking why children are into Harry Potter and Spongebob, while adults are not.
>>538932480>us menCOCK OR GTFO
>>538932127Demiurge hit a stack overflowBitches be crazy now
>>538932127Team Libra for life! Once we get Xi, Putin, and Gavin Newsom in office, peace will rule the world!
>>538932127They’re more tied into star movement, the moon triggers their periods.
>>538932127Because they're retarded, why else?
>>538932127>Men laugh at this ridiculous shitpretty rich considering you guys also believe in a bunch of non-scientific.the whole "alpha and beta" crap that so many of you believe is literally astrology for dudes.the term "bro science" is a thing for a reason.you are acting like only women believe in the supernatural but i can guarantee you that every single guy posting itt also believes at least one thing that is not real.
>>538932480>us menno women like yourself are fucking retarded and your post is all the obvious proof of the infantile foid mind
>>538932127>Why are women like this?Women have 17% fewer neurons and 33% fewer synapses, in their neocortex.* "The average numbers of neocortical neurons were 19 billion in female brains and 23 billion in male brains, a 16% difference. In our study, which covered the age range from 20 years to 90 years, approximately 10% of all neocortical neurons are lost over the life span in both sexes. Sex and age were the main determinants of the total number of neurons in the human neocortex, whereas body size, per se, had no influence on neuron number." - ["Neocortical neuron number in humans: effect of sex and age" (1997)](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9215725/)* "Considering all layers, men also have a significant higher average synaptic density of 12.9 × 10^8 per cubic millimeter, whereas in women it was 8.6 × 10^8 per cubic millimeter. Thus, there was a 33% difference in synaptic density between men and women." - ["Gender differences in human cortical synaptic density" (2008)](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2567215/)
>>538932127Oh that is an easy one:>Women are more spiritual; Men are more divine.Kinda lame all you indoor raised kids do so bad with nature in general. With women: listen, you don't treat a cow like a chicken or you fail. You don't treat a lamb like a sow or you also fail. You need to know your animals a bit better. I still love you guys tho (no homo) I just don't understand your jewish like lack of bascic wisdom and the low time preference drama queen stuff all the time.
>>538933098at least alpha/beta was a scientific paperwhich got later disproven surePosition of stars and planets influencing peoples personalities is literal clownlogic
>>538932480Show tits
>>538932127The ultimate blackpill for me was when i made a Tinderberg profile, i could select astrology as a hobby, but not astronomy... I voiced this niggardry feature, and soon after they banned me.
christfaggotry is just another type of astrology and the "men" on this board are all about it
>>538932127Pseudoscience sociology for the stronk, indepenernet mind.Women like it because of "intuition" and "feelings", like negroes or sugary coffee drinks.Men have their gay shit too, just women's gay shit is fuckin stupid. They think our processes and ways of organizing thoughts and feelings are backward, or unintuitive. While their's is just shit made up to sell Tarot cards and rocks.
>>538932127They're either leaning into their esoteric ''witchy'' nature which comes more natural to them, or they're just retarded.Haven't figured it out yet myself.
>>538932127Women need luck to win. Men need logic to win.
>>538932127it's not as bullshit as you thinkthe simple scientific fact is that the gravity of planets have some effect on usgo look up crime statistics on a full moon
>>538934446Eeven if there was a statistically significant effect (which I doubt)Okay the moon has a light/gravity effectthe fuck that has to do with me beign born on a specific date during mercury beign in retrograde predicting I will be whatever the fuck the horoscope predicts?
>>538932127women like to blame the stars on why they are sluts
>>538932480>us menYWNBAM
>>538932127
>>538934765Women's success rarely ever relies on anything they can control.
more importantly, who cares? astrology like it or not has deep roots in western civilization which I thought you whiny faggots cared about. there was a time when the Roman state conducted policy based on it and the emperor would have people executed for it.
>>538932480Nice try here is your (you)
>>538932480have you ever considered that stars drift over millennia, and that even if your dumbass fantasyland bullshit pseudo-religion was real, youre basing all your """predictions""" off the literal wrong stars?of course you didnt. you dont know shit about stars, or space, and youre not even curious about it. cuz youre just some bitch who watches tiktok witchslop all day.(You) are unironically the target audience for those crystal healing dildos. go fucking stuff yourself you dumb fucking cow
>>538932127They see value in this stuff because its a way to decide expected value on a person before they meet them, or how they fit in to your scheme. Maybe they act in a way you don't like but you either use that as an excuse to cut them out of your life "i never get along with Gemini" or excuse them "hey girls, she is Leo, very headstrong but she means well". Its a topic of discussion at times when you are bored like "I see your Jupiter is Rising this means to check out your sons facebook account".Honestly, its better than racism in 80% of circumstances. Rather than discriminate mindlessly on skin colors which a literal baby could do, you give everyone a chance but use other arbitrary nonsense to do so.Women also believe in I-Ching sometimes and definitely Tarot Cards and psychics. I see a lot of girls getting into Tarot. Also body language analysis is big. If you want to get your female boss wet, say "Susie is an Aeries when Saturn is in retrograde and she's been slouching, I think she needs some encouragement at this time" and then you'll get connected into the sisterhood.
>>538935316you are being naivetheres millions of 80IQ whores that believe this shit in earnest. now that schizophrenia is mainstream, some are certainly herehere you are, living in italy, and you probably dont even know about the tortellini crystals they try to use to entrap men into dating themhttps://files.catbox.moe/otzlyx.mp4
>>538935735This bullshit is why our ancestors used to persecute witches: we have a woman that tries to use supposed "supernatural arts" to manipulate the free will of a man: now, i know that 95% of this is pure crap,but people like that used to poison wells in the middle ages
Every religion is astrology.Some are simply ignorant.
Yeah why don't they believe in real things like ancient aliens, remote viewing, and jewish mythology.
>>538934766I am actually a naturally born man. Ask me a question that only a man would know the answer to.
>>538936879When you're pissing do you squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste or shake it to get the last drops out?
>>538936879Why do only men get offended when I say I can beat them in a chess match?
>>538932127/pol/ is HUGE into that shit though? I think more than women are.
>>538932127Astrology was the white man's esoteric system for centuries. Then came kikes and faggots who gradually contaminated it with demon worshiping and Asiatic filth.
>>538936879Whats the largest cash value of coins you can store in your foreskin?
>>538936879Where do you want to go for dinner?
>>538932127Because they're stupid and gullible.
>>538937519Women get salivated and wet when I say I can beat them to a bloody pulp. Men want to fight me back. Why?
Astrology, regardless of if you like it or not, is part of every single religion and until recent times was taken more seriously by everybody. You may as well say being religious is a woman thing too.>>538934708I don't buy that it's about light and gravity. The amount of gravity changing is so tiny that it shouldn't do anything and the amount of light isn't exactly a lot given that these days everywhere is lit by artificial lighting which is far stronger than the moonlight unless you're way out in a rural area.I think the moon does something to people when it's full and no one knows why.>>538934708>the fuck that has to do with me beign born on a specific date during mercury beign in retrograde predicting I will be whatever the fuck the horoscope predicts?Don't know. However this stuff works is similar to how telepathy works or things like that where it's unbounded by the arrow of time / gravity / etc.
>>538933157I need you to choke me and call me a dirty whore!
>>538932480>have you ever considered something incredibly stupid?Well yea, right before dismissing it as retarded.
>>538932127If astrology is real shouldn't it affect animals too
>>538937866We can always make it real with blood sport. Roman colosseum style. Who do you think is more likely to be the ultimate winner in a battle royale with 12 participants representing each zodiac?I bet on Taurus, because I am a Taurus, and I can certainly kill all of you.
>>538932127If a woman is hot she can say anything and everyone around her (including other women) will pretend it's interesting or true.A woman's life is easy but also sad, because all their benefits start dying off with their age after 30.
>>538938592>after 30More like 22
>>538936948well I am 56 and my prostate is kind of fucked so it takes time for me to pee
>>538936967can't answer this I could give a fuck about chess.. i get more offended when a woman does not respond to my penis length
>>538932127Because theyre intellectually underdeveloped petulant children
>>538932127idk, they are also super into lying and manifesting>look into manifestation>2 years later its still all just retarded women lying about getting money and a lover>all the successful women happen to be hot>an echochamber of lies and trying to sound smart>"even if u are a worthless pos just imagine u have evrything already :DD">women live by this shit
>>538937033haha I am cut and clean you rag cock. I not have that filthy sheath of skin that traps smegma and other stinky toxins. I am cut and clean.. like a streamlined fighter jet.
>>538932127It is all about control. Modern women feel a complete absence of control over themselves and their own lives, and latch onto dumb bullshit to try and salve the spiritual wound.
>>538937174For me it's either Olive Garden, Applebees, or McDonalds. I am a down to earth man and not a bitchy little thing.
>>538932127I believe in astrology. I don’t consider it magic just a gravitational reality. Some part of our body takes a still frame of the gravitational input somewhere in our development and it carries with it a collection of archetypes.
>>538932127I can tell you’re a capricorn.
>>538938892My bot say that you are a cancer. Is this accurate?
>>538939143So you're either a woman or a tranny.
>>538932480Have you considered that women are fucking stupid?
>>538939386noperinos.. I am a Capricarn.. and me mum was a Capricarn too.. birthdays 1 day apart. I am my mother's son. Cut from the same cloth. Birds of a feather so to speak.
>>538939428women can be stupid and irrational, but when you seem them naked and doing their cute dances.. does it even matter?
>>538939143That doesn't seem right at all, can you describe the mechanism by which this would occur? I don't think the gravitational influence of the other bodies in our solar system have any significance over our lives, there's more evidence that the full moon does than Mars or the other planets, at least that's close enough for its gravity to affect Earth's seas.
>>538939606I get called an edgelord by my bot.
>>538932127Women are retarded anon, like they're literal children. But if you understand their mindset you can use retarded shit like this to brainwash them into giving you pussy, even inyo loving you. Granted it takes a level of finesse thats difficult to master but it works on literally all of them.
>>538932223Fpbp
>>538933770Thats because women are incapable of logic.
>>538932480Tough crowd buddy. It's all real though.
>>538939099You may have suggested a range of choices but you failed to commit to one of them.>Femoid
>>538932127why niggers nig?
>>538932127They don't know how men work, can't think logically, so astrology gives them comfort
>>538940549Because dey nogs
>>538932480Men, especially American men, are too braindead to look into the esoteric. If they don’t want to use astrology who cares, it’s not for the masses anyway.
>>538932127women looking for excuses and blaming the universe instead of taking responsibility
>>538940549smol hedacultur of kil
>>538932127Because people are spiritual. Women typically are spiritual a little differently. You can witness this in church where women seem much more inclined to talk about feeling the Lord's presence and men are more about validating scripture's truths. By rejecting Christianity men are left seeking other doctrines to validate and women are left exploring feelings the universe is sending them.
>>538932127If you do a full reading of your zodiac chart you'll probably find it quite accurate.
>>538941233Through the power of suggestion
>>538932480Leftist here. You're a bad actor pushing binary thinking. Astrology & horoscopes are not the same. Mercury Retrograde is real, "I'm a Sagittarius" is dogshit, and you have Jew vibes.
>>538941233Astrology is not Zodiac Chart. Mercury Retrograde is real, Horoscope is not. You are a Yid.
>>538932127Astrology is good for women to believe in. It opens their minds and allows you to convince them about things that are actually real, like satanic cannibal pedophiles and jewish control of our country.
