What tips and tricks are there for avoiding the traps set by HR's Karen?I'm a NEET, but I don't think it's a completely lost cause. I have a college degree, a language certificate, and a driver's license.However, I'm old, and there's a 10-year gap in my resume.
>>538943441Here's your CV:>Need job, will work for money.Then attach your details to it like a phone number and email address. Enjoy.
it's literally over my dear bozgorbest option is to come over here as a modern serf in logistics, make 500 a week while chucking boxes into/out of trucks, while living in a "migrant hotel", and fuck off back home half a year lateryou can save 10k if you're not a degenerate and willing to suffer for half a year, then spend it back home and be comfy
>>538943441Just be yourself (strong jaw), be confident (tall with broad shoulders) and everything will go fine
>>538943441Lie about the gap
You have partaken in 4chan pol, this makes you unemployable to judahs luciferian remphan of kiting niggertickets agsinst the shabis. You will wake up minds and do more damage to satans dominion over the USA and so you will have to find something outside of judeoRemphans control before you can buy and sell your own labor.Jews run this camp, and you are in it. The USA is finished.
>>538943441>I fucking love sucking shlomo's balls and I gobble them up (but not on the shabbat). I'm a shlomo balls guzzling connoisseur with 10 years experience of being a NEET too based for work, but now would like to try being a goycattle employim in babylon. Shlomo's balls in my mouth. I believe the earth is round and believe whatever the TV tells me. I love money, money is my god. Christians suck and muslims are based. I love the catholic church and womens rights. I am an ally of trans people, and will flirt with the fags in HR to secure my future employment and career prospects within the company. I have a degree so you know I can employim real good, it is a designator of my willingness to have my head filled with complete and utter nonsense for a perceived sense of superiority. I fucking love sucking shlomo's tiny circumcised cock. Lets go babylon 666 ftw I love freemasons and kikes, they can nut in my asshole any day>Contact Number:>Email Address:
>>538943441>However, I'm old, and there's a 10-year gap in my resume.Perhaps you were an at home caregiver/personal assistant.Might want to leave out the fact that you were caring for yourself.Make yourself an NDA, sign it, and then refer to it when questions are asked.Sadly, pure honesty is punished in corporate culture.
>>538943441Ya so just lie. Make up some jobs (use real companies - warehouses or stuff like that) and dates. Apply for enough jobs and you will find some that won't verify anything or ask for references. These will mostly be shit jobs available to you but that's just the situation.
>>538944168>just liehe's gonna get used up and shamefully tossed in the bin like a prostitute's used up hepatitis condom.
>>538943441Write that you were working in some random western EU countries as a worker hired by a job agencies in a farm job or logistic or something simple and believable.Even if they will ask you if you have some proof of work, say that you came back to the Hungary, you were living with 8 more dorks in one house and they supposed to send you those papers back but they didn;t because they were dorks.Good luck Magyar-cigany-anon!
>>538943441put hidden text with all the buzzwords HR would like:1. african2. immigrant3. female4. trans5. non-binary6. AI7. Claude8. CoPilot9. Excel10. IndiaetcThe AI they use to pluck resumes will love yours and you'll get a job.
>>538943441Type in a bunch of crazy shit like "disabled Veteran," "Harvard Business School," etc. but type it in WHITE letters. The human eye reading it on a screen will not be able to see it, but a computer program that is scanning through thousands of resumes per minute will read the text and shoot your resume up to the top of the pile based on having all these keywords.The human HR person who sees your resume won't have a clue that your resume is covered in false claims and things that don't even make sense, like you're 24 years old and you have 25 years experience as the CEO of Goldman Sachs, etc.
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>>538943441A real 4-year STEM degree or some useless art-history or transgender dance-interpretation "degree"?
>>538943441>college degreeIn what?I am jobless as well and unable to find a job.
>>538945177it doesn't workall resumes are filtered using AI nowadayscommon software:teamtailor.com (sweden software company)teamdash.com (estonian software company)recruitee.com (netherlands Tellent software company)they make millions because every company pay 5000 yearly to these companies to get their hiring ATS service*Applicant Tracking Systems (ATS)
>>538944338I used to work in England in the same industry I'm applying now. Worried they might think it's bullshit despite having the references to cover it.
