MASSIVE OUTBREAK OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN THE USA
>taco bell>diarrheaNo way....
>>538944981>>538944887Gringos cannot handle ANYTHING spicy, ay caramba
I’ve got it right now.It’s horrible.
Man, that stinks.
Now that's a shitpost
>>538944887>Taco bellonly actual subhumans eat that shit
>>538945108Type out the sounds your ass is making.
Everytime you go to Taco Bell you are giving your implied consent to explosive diarrhea.I dont go there often, but when I do I have the foresight to plan the rest of my day accordingly. >let's eat taco bell and then go boating>maybe a crunch wrap supreme before I put on this wetsuit
>>538945040Quiet spic, I get Reaper level hotness when I got to Dave’s Hot Chicken, go molest your daughter or something
explosive diarrhea is quite fun though. like little seeping liquid then all your bowels just get out at once, what's the issue?
>>538944887imagine the smell
yummy protozoa eggs from a mexican
>tfw they find that the "toxic" substance in tacobell causing the rea is just fiberBurgers need to eat more fiber in their diet. Beans have fiber.Burger fastfood quality is abysmal, we also have tacobell here and I've heard no problems with rea after eating there. I certainly had no problems. Their 1$ crunchy tacos and their 1$ potato bean cheese burrito are actually quite good for the price. Very filling
>>538944887These shitty restaurants take forever to die. I just hope their regular customers don't move onto where I go.
>>538945251
>>538944887test
>>538944887>deport Mexicans>mexican food becomes poison/pol/ will never admit the left was right about this.
>>538944887Some mexican sharted all over their avocados in retaliation for getting deported.
>>538945382Still banned
>>538945303Fucking based, I do the same. Its painful, but I'm not a bitch. I will never get the extra hot.
>>538945327Imagine a world without shitstain subhuman Indians.
the meme is real?
>>538944887Its Hindu Nationalist (Supremacists) launching another bioterror attack on us like they did back in 1984:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack
>>538945327You must have waited years to post this, here's your 15
>>538944887Stop eating at places that employee pajeets. They wipe with their left hand and don't wash it then they touch your food.
>>538944887 Always knew the americans were full of shit. This clears that up a bit.
TACO BELL!!!!!!!
>>538945497Immigrants from India brought it here
>>538945327You don't need to imagine it
americans are really starting to lose their shit.
Trump/doge downsized and cut food inspections and regulations relating to safety. This is literally what people voted for.
>>538945303how was shitting it out?
>>538944887if you're some faggot that has enough money to spend on fast food today, and you actually do, you deserve explosive diarrhea. and death.
>>538944887>>538945497>>538945542Indians shouldn't be allowed in the USA. All they do is spread these illnesses with their terrible hygieneThe average immigrant from India has over 30 parasites and Trump isn't stopping them from entering and shitting up America
>>538944887
>>538944887Explains why I kept sharting in my pants so much recently. Fuck these faggots, my clothes are ruined
>>538944887I voted for this.
https://youtu.be/8rmsR_m4pkY?si=ntAnHr5o6CGbGi0H
It's not diarrhea that's what their food looks like
>>538945327What smell? It's tame compared to an average day in India.
>>538945497Proof that India is waging a bioterror attack in us right now. Hell, even Vivek admits he eats cow shit as a hindu vegetarian
Can healthcare officials investigate alcoholic beverages for my explosive diarrhea?
>>538944887Shouldn't they be investigating the produce suppliers?
>>538946308Imagine legally calling that "food". That's why Americans get brands like goy-um.
That's nothing new for taco bell...
>Amerisharts
>>538946498Its an Indian attack like the 1984 bioterror attackhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack
>>538945333Dont panic its organic!
>>538946071Why, you looking for a meal, Dikshit?
Is this how they try to make us accept indians?
>>538945303>I get Reaper level hotness when I got to Dave’s Hot Chickenwhy do white people brag about their nigger traits? I swear to god white people bragging about their levels of spice they can eat in order to impress their brown pets is the new "pick me bitch" behavior. They are not gonna stop destroying your society either way whether you eat the reaper pepper, or mild bell pepper with ranch.
I have coffee and cigarettes for breakfast on Wednesday mornings before going inside to take an upper decker.What should I have for dinner tonight, anons?Does Taco Bell still sell meximelts?
>>538946308God damn Tommy's is burgerkino
>>538946308How the fuck do you even eat that thing.I can barely eat a big mac.
>>538944887You voted for this in 2024.
>>538944887Is this just your way of saying there are too many jeets in-country?Or we're just making it more comfortable for them.
>>538945184You couldn't afford Taco Bell
>>538947145>Eat the poop saar
>wake up at 6 in the morning>most painful shit smoothie squeezing imagine for 1 hour>go back to sleep
>>538944887>BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>538946308IM GONNA TAKE A BIG AMERICAN SHIT RIGHT ON YOUR FACE BUD
>>538944887H1Bs in the distribution center, contaminate out going product, widespread biological warfare.
anons i am suffering from this right now, all I ate was an Apple. Something is fucked up in the food supply, also it smells fucking awful and you feel real tired.
>>538947547do you also feel tired no matter how much you slept man? I also cannot fucking sleep even when im tired. I am shitting burst rounds every fucking time i go to the toilet and then i need to piss all the time even though im dehydrated. Fuck this nigger hell world man.
>>538945327(You) don't need to imagine it...
USA is a meme
>>538947757didn't you wash the apple first?
>>538946071Unpleasant >>538947103Picrel is you
The Great Shartening
>>538944887> MASSIVE OUTBREAK OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN THE USAI’m heading to Walmart to take a shit then. I’m not gonna shit in my pants, but I’ve been trying to walk to Walmart to take all my shits lately. I save on toilet paper at home. I’ve lost weight walking each morning, and the walk and my coffee gets the shit rolling anyway. When I stink it up horribly I can just leave, and it could potentially be anyone. Walmart is a pretty gross place so I feel like it’s perfect
just coconut oil that well kill the worms
>>538947958>didn't you wash the apple first?yes. I even scrape it with a knife while washing.
>>538944887clearly taco bell target audience are jeets that have superior stomach. whiteys need not patronize
Americans, you need to inject some coal
>>538944887I haven't eaten Taco Bell since they got rid of the 7 layer burrito. It's overpriced crap.
>>538948186So the little buggies get inside the fruit then?What do you take, anything?How stay hydrated? Oh, drink electrolite water, eh?
>>538944887The murricans are sharting all over their ac:s
>>538944887The retard who guts preventive maintenance looks good for a few months before they get fired. The foodborne illness tracking team was famously put on the chopping block. Expect more plagues and pests to descend unimpeded as all those DOGE cuts save billions for our friends in Israel.
>>538944887SHARTINTHEMART
>>538947757Taylor Farms doesn't sell apples, why u lying.
>>538944887I always knew that amerishat would make a comeback
>>538947757You're not supposed to eat electronics, they contain lead.
ive noticed that the produce from restaurants and fast food is absolutely disgusting over the past couple years.
>>538945108Same. I think the Taco Bell thing is true, since I had a mini taco salad with a pepsi and two nights later this started. Can I sue?
>>538944887Been hearing about shart bell for over 10 years now. One employee showed that they use expired ingredients and get fired if they talk about it lmao. American food is wild
>>538944887The media never seems to point out that this is causes by direct contact with human shit spores. I started a thread about this a few days ago with good epidemiology info.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/538748183
>>538945327It pretty much smells like the streets of Bombay.
I think it's time to bring this classic back.
>>538944981>>538945258Genetically weak stomachs. KYS untermensch
>>538945542I love this shit, it completely throws egg in the face of the cultural relativists. Oh you think all cultures are the same, there's no higher and lower? OK, here have a toe fungus cheese sandwich. And I hope your Indian neighbour shits on your doorstep over some perceived izzat tresspass. You deserve to experience your worldview be put to the test.
>>538946047yeah Trump created Indians
>>538947832yes absolutely always tiredI also avoid fast food at all costs but what does that matter when all the food you buy was touched by jeet Somali hands?
>>538948382>How stay hydrated? Oh, drink electrolite water, eh?yeah i drink gatorade pretty much and small sips of water. I just feel off.
>>538944887OHHH SAYYYYY CAN YOUUUU SHAAAARRRRRT!!!!!!
>>538949656>I also avoid fast food at all costs but what does that matter when all the food you buy was touched by jeet Somali hands?i know brother, its all fucked up. I have never heard of this bug outside of third world countries. I legit remember only hearing this as the cause of the aptly named "Delhi Belly" .
>>538944887I’ve got it right now. Luckily, I’m prepared since I’m on Ozempic and it frequently results in night shits. I have diapers and spill pads. I’m all set. I can watch a whole episode of Star Trek without even getting up.
FALSE ALARM ANONS, I ACTUALLY THINK IT WAS THE HAM I BOUGHT FROM SAMS CLUB COMBINED WITH THE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN THAT CAUSED THE SHARTENING. I HAD 20 SERVINGS OF HAM AND A 1LB OF ROTISSERIE CHICKEN IN A SANDWICH I MADE. I THINK I HAD TOO MUCH SALT. JUST TOOK A SHIT AND IT WAS NORMAL.
>>538945303dave's hot chicken is genuinely shit and originates from LA armenian niggers.
>>538944887>MASSIVE OUTBREAK OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN THE USADid the Democrats kick off their 2028 campaigns?
>>538945251Don't.
>>538945251He would just start typing in German
>>538944887Im gonna order a taco salad and down a bottle of magnesium citrate, do a little spring cleaning
>>538944887Import the 3rd. world. Expect explosive diarrhea outbreaks. It’s not rocket science.
>>538950611Isn't their health guy this rfk retard who chops off dead racoon dicks and cancels anything health-improving related?
>>538945327Haha you really got them now. Very clever
>>538944887Always knew it would come to this.
>>538947103Angry sperg lmao
India is making fun of you, the state of USA 2026
>>538951251Has this thing happened in Canada?They've got more jeets, don't they?
>>538944887>small pox>great dying of 1600s>horse manure crisis of 1900s>covid>explosive diarrhea>don't wash their ass after shitting>go white, get the blightevery. single. time. white roaches are nasty af
the moment i see a jeet or nigger, the store becomes off limits
>>538944887>CONSUMER WARNING: TACO BELL CAUSES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!We know.
>immediately start blaming jeetslmao, of course. white roaches never take responsibility. they always pointing their poop fingers
>>538951389a wise policy, but jeets and niggers aren't the ones picking/shitting on the crops
>>538944887This is every other Tuesday for Taco Bell and its enjoyers btw
>>538944887>Mexican foodThey outsourced too and hired cheap Indian cooks?
>>538944887>>538945542
I been shitting like 3 days straight bros...am I cooked?
>>538950925>who is the street shitter now lol
>>538951801Think positive....you can think than you are diet now. You might lose even 10 lbs weight.
Ok seriously, am I the only guy that’s never gotten diarrhea from Taco Bell? Because I eat there a lot, don’t judge me, there’s one near my place and I work a busy job. All these years, at worst I’ve had a sloppy one the morning after, but nothing that you could consider diarrhea. I think this is just a skill issue on everyone else’s behalf. Pic unrelated
>>538952048It's location-based. There is a Taco Bell that is close by that is filthy AF and is never cleaned. I never got sick from Taco Bell or most fast food, but I have gotten sick literally every single time I've been there. After 3, I was done. I'll give you one guess on the ethnicity in Chicago that was running this fine, unhygienic establishment.
>>538945905that looks orange wtf
>>538946113WHY IS IT YELLOW?
>>538944887Just tune in? This has been going on nearly a month or more.
>americans are explosively sharting themselvesHow is this new?
>>538944887Michigan is looking into the lettuce supply. Taco Bell is shit food, gives the shits on their healthiest day.
>>538945251"BE SURE TO BRAAAAAAAP YOUR OVALTINE"
>>538945179have a (you)
>>538944887wait a minute.. burgers can't be drafted for WW3 If the are shitting non stop 24/7 !!!!!!go get infected mutts
>>538952810Lettuce should be generally avoided
>>538948617What did you eat after Taco Hell? Most intestinal problems occur within hours of consuming the offending bacteria. The likeliest sources have been fruits and veggies. Michigan is focusing on lettuce. There’s literally no normie news source targeting Taco Hell as the epicenter of this diarrhetic outbreak. Blaming Taco Bell is ironically racist as it’s actually an American enterprise (see Glen Bell).
JUST GROSS, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY STILL EAT OUT THIS DAYS NOT KNOWING WHAT HANDS ARE PREPARING YOUR FOOD .FOR FUCK SAKE ONLY EAT IN SMALL FAMILY JOINTS THAT YOU KNOW THAT HAS BEEN OPEN FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS AND RUN BY CAUCASIANS IF YOU WANT TO OCCASIONALLY EAT OUT. LAST TIME I EAT I A FAST FOOD JOINT WAS LIKE 1 YEAR BEFORE THE COVID HIT. I REFUSE TO EAT AT FAST FOOD JOINTS
>>538945184Then I'm a primordeal worm
>>538944887Taco Bell:"Make a runs for the border."
>>538948742American food, especially if it’s integral to a business’s survival, is generally held to higher standards. After all, sick, disappointed customers is not how you keep a business running, nor is a slate of lawsuits from food poisoning. Yeah, fast food tastes like shit, the ingredients rely on a lot of filler to keep the price down, but it is very safe for consumption. There are standards for food storage and adherence to expiration dates. There isn’t much you can do about moronic or angry employees looking for likes by posting disparaging messages about the workplace.
>>538944887The only fast food restaurant i eat at is Zaxbys and even my mom and my entire family dont eat out that much--cook homemade meals 99% of the time. Also i think my mom has believed she has contacted this explosive shit virus herself too, but she only got it after eating spoiled Walmart grapes but shes okayFeel sorry for those niggas who eat out all the time lmao
>>538944887HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN A SHART JUST FLEW OVER MY MART
>>538944887arses, feces, farts = America
Sending sharts and sprayers to all the Amerisharts affected by this tragedy
thanks india
>>538944887SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED TO BLOCKADE THEIR STRAIT!
>>538945040>been to Mexico many times>nothing hotter than taco bell fire sauce>learn the secret that every Mexican puts ketchup on their fucking pizzaLolLmao even
>>538947103We brag about being the successful empires, we crushed both the muslims, chinks and indians, and enslaved you niggers and we will always be proud of it. Now you lesser races wear our clothes, speak our language, and use our technology because you're incapable of making your own.
>>538949111>I had just shat out pure stomach acidthe fu-
>https://youtu.be/N5m1W4jECn0
A new item on the menu?
>>538945321How explosive?So explosive.
>>538944887POOP TOWN
>>538962185>>>Shit Towne Theme Musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs7LaACDWD8Thread is sponsored by Live
Probably ten percent of Taco Bell employees have shit in the refried beans.It’s a thing.Don’t believe me at your own peril
>>538952816kek.underated.
>>538944981My shock is unimaginable.
>>538944887I got explosive diarrhea from taking phenibut on an empty stomach, drinking coffee all day, then chewing sugar free gum at some point. It was like water bubbles of shit exploding out of my asshole splattering the entire toilet bowl including under the seat.
>>538945327Smells like home.
What the fuck, TMI but I'm literally on the shitter with diarrhea now, except I havent had taco bell in a hot minute. Is there some greater outbreak going on right now? It's super uncharacteristic for me to get any kind of sick or unwell, much less have diarrhea.
>>538963723did you eat any leafy greens or berries lately, anon?
>>538963782Yes, BUT I live in western Maryland near the border of West Virginia and get all our produce from friends who grow small time and organically- I literally work for one of them picking their produce so I thought our bases would be covered. I had some organic arugula and blueberries to other day. Billions must shite, I guess.
>>538944887dhihahohrhehahah
oh godit's happening to me jesus crhist it's everywherewhy does it burn whyIT FEELS LIKE THERE'S A LIVE RAT IN MY ANUS CHEWING IT'S WAY OUT ARRRGGGHHHHHHH
>>538944887>>538945497>Jarvis, pull up the map of all the states affected by explosive diarrhea.>Now, single out all the cases based on population density.>Create a heatmap from highest to lowest.>good>Now, create a separate, different map highlighting the Indian population in the United States. Don't forget to include H-1B holders, as they may not accurately appear in census data.>single out all individuals as dots>Based on that data, create a heatmap from highest to lowest Indian population density.>Now, Jarvis, merge both maps.>"Sir, an interesting correlating pattern has emerged.">It's worse than I imagined...
>>538944887Now they shit their pants haha.
>>538959457I like Mexican food but their spicy stuff often has habaneros in it and I hate how bitter that makes their spicy food.
>>538963989SHIT STAINED CILANTRO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!
>>538945497That's the most enraging part about every super obvious outbreak caused by immigration. I'm just expected to not believe my fucking lying eyes, when I notice the outbreak happened in a restaurant staffed by indians, people known for shitting and using their hand to wipe.Or outbreaks of fucking tuberculosis, always in areas with high concentrations of mexicans and others from areas where they've failed to eradicate the disease.Or every single near miss with ebola or whatever, and it's always linked to some retard going back home to visit, where they eat bush meat, and return with some mega plague.It's well past time we demand a 4 week quarantine for any and all immigrants, or people traveling to and from diseased shit holes. Keep them in a BSL 4 lab, with an automatic incineration of the occupant if they test positive for anything.
>>538944887>the slop is so bad now it turns you into an indianNo wonder they want to import them, only their subspecies can handle the endless sea of garbage
>>538947757The smell is god awful, my gas has never smelled this rancid before. What did the Jews do to us?
>>538944887Naw das just taco bell
Bro I got it and I just shit myself. I need to go to Walmart to get some motor oil and socks.
>>538954244Shut the fuck up shill, fast food is unhealthy and a common source of food illness.
>experts finally discover Taco Bell gives you exploding diarrheaWait till they test water in Tijuana. I highly doubt this is the source.
>>538965519>I highly doubt this is the source.Me too. Basically, the shit spores have to mature outside the body which makes this very difficult to detect. Thread here with good info.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/538748183
>>538944887This is new how?
Mexican field workers having too many Cervezas the night before. Shitting during crop picking in the lettuce fields. By next crop the cysts exist. Probably why romaine lettuce is always recalled. Perfect leaves for wiping your ass, ribbed and most too and the dark green ends are pliable for hard to reach areas.Think about it.
Imagine a butt. Spraying diarrhea over a human's face. Forever.
>>538946308Fuck you nigger that is Tommy's 100 percent chili kino
>>538966219Honestly you people laugh at romaine lettuce hoarders, but you really don’t have enough romaine lettuce yourselves. The average person uses a head of romaine lettuce per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 heads a week. Over 100 a month. Romaine lettuce heads will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs them.
