>so then I gave the 3 week old baby a condition that made him die in his sleep>also that baby is going to burn in eternal hellfire in endless pain because he didn’t have water poured on his head>I am a loving god btwDo Christkucks really?
That is Laozi though
>>538959762>Do Christkucks really?Really what? Adhere to an ignorant and flagrantly wrong interpretation of scripture you know nothing about?
>>538959762Wow mr miyagi is a dick.
>>538959999CopeDinosaurs exist btw :^)
Thats why we are extra careful in America to both circumcise boys and then baptize
>1pbtid>kiwi flag>off topic threadFAGGOT SHILL THREAD SPAMMER
>>538960153Maybe if you think a chicken is a dinosaur you ignorant nigger. Christ, you don't even understand Darwinism even though you believe in it.
>>538960190>getting this madlol. I’d be mad too if my entire belief system kept getting contradicted year after year with more and more discoveriesEarth is billions of years old btw :^)
>>538959762Holywater is goydrench. Like dipping a sheep, it protects against demons
Maybe its more like rng? Like he just made everything random.
>>538960406That’s essentially how it really is. Where you spawn dramatically changes your experience. God would be a really shitty, unbalanced mmo
>>538960190Chickens are dinosaurs. All birds are.>The fossil record shows that birds are feathered dinosaurs, having evolved from earlier theropods during the Late Jurassic epoch, and are the only dinosaur lineage known to have survived the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event approximately 66 mya. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur
>>538959762You don't actually care about that baby. We did the little ceremony and buried that poor baby. You did bury it, right?
>>538960254I haven't stepped foot into a church for 20 years, sheepfucker. I know Biblical canon and doctrine, so I know every single policy regarding age of responsibility from ancient yids to the catholic church and protestant retards. None of them believe what you described. It's a phantom you've conjured for yourself out of some insecure fever dream.
>>538959762>toddler's first strawmanfedoras are not even trying
>>538960747>m-muh feathersTaxonomy is really pathetic these days. They're extinct you asshole. You're technically an ape. Do you crave bananas and to throw your shit at people? Wait, I shouldn't ask that. You might be Indian.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dx4eIr4x5yo&list=RDBIXdrcmiT0A&index=5
>>538960316Yeah, I'd never speak to them again lol
>>538959762I find Christians far less annoying to be around. Case in point? This thread
>>538960869They're Paulfags, so obviously you shouldn't speak to them again.
>>538959762It's honestly not a bad cop religion if you were born 2000 years ago in the desert and you're stupid and brown. But to be a modern day white christcuck lmao
>>538959762Wait until you learn that these cremated won't go to heaven because a body is needed for resurrection.
>>538960778>he’s still madlolAlso there are absolutely Catholics who believe baptism is required for heaven. I know this because I was raised Catholic.
>>538959762The baby was probably going to end up in hell anyway and was going to drag several others with them.
>>538961051>I know this because I was raised Catholic.Then you know what purgatory is you stupid asshole.
endless pain and suffering
>>538959762>so then I gave the 3 week old baby a condition that made him die in his sleepIf you mean the so called "Sudden infant death syndrome" thats actually women killing their children, for starters 60% of every "sudden death" are males.
i believe the creator speaks through his works and not a man
>>538959762Seething atheist seethes because baby gets early to heaven card instead of the full garbage experience like he is living
>>538959762>muh SIDSits just foids killing their babies. nothing new.
>>538959762>>also that baby is going to burn in eternal hellfireOnly catholics believe this btw
>>538960316The Matthew quote doesn't really follow. Jesus told people to pay their taxes, and he never forbade interaction between Jews and Gentiles that would be ridiculous. All the Paul quotes stick because Paul was a cunt, but the actual Gospel does not instruct shunning.
>>538959762Yes.
>>538961107Correct. And I was taught that despite purgatory being there to cleanse the soul, baptism is still a requirement. Even as a teenager I remember asking if a baby awaiting baptism would be sent to hell and they squirmed and didn’t give an answerNot to mention, a baby born to atheist parents would also be sentenced to hell since there wouldn’t ever be a moment where they’d be awaiting baptism, even if the child grew up to be catholicSee why I’m an atheist despite being raised catholic?
>>538959762Another day another SEETHING kike
>>538961502>See why I’m an atheist despite being raised catholic?Because the catholic church is a satanic institution that has gone far astray of its original purp-oh wait, are we arguing scripture or institutional fanfiction?
>>538959762yeah they are the most evil scum on earthjesus is a non omnipotent child rapist and they comply out of fear or for a rewardfuck that kikesatanists aka godtanists are also christcuckshis evil electall the people partying it up in this world are his electjesus is a non omnipotent evil bitch who rapes small children and is the lowest spark he made a fake world to get away with it
>>538961624And yet here >>538960778 you said Catholics don’t believe in what I just said. So which is it?
>>538959762>3 weeks old>not already baptized
>>538961502You just had bad teachers. A Baby awaiting baptism is as a good as baptized. The desire fulfills the sacrament in this regard.We literally have the same rule for Confession.
>>538961790>you said Catholics don’t believe in what I just saidBecause it's not doctrinal, it's interpretive. That's why you didn't get an answer.
>>538961790You're arguing with a literal retard using "I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL" as his base to stand on.
>>538961992Even still, Catholics will claim that a baby not awaiting baptism who dies will go to hell. As far as I’m aware most (if not all) other denominations don’t believe this. But Catholics absolutely do
>>538962596Individual interpretation is not doctrine.
>>538960316that's just Boomers. mine did the same thing for finding Jesusthey don't need much excuse
>>538959999checked. digits finally point to something real. too bad OP is still a faggot
>>538959762WHY DIDN'T YOU POUR WATER ON THE BABY'S HEAD?
WATER DA BABY
