PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump at Salute to America Celebration, Washington, DC 7/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhZAA7E3Ss>Pres Trump at Mount Rushmore, Keystone, SD 7/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czEyP_QX2sI>Pres Trump North Dakota Rally, Medora, ND 7/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxn6SpWQzgw>Pres Trump Pennsylvania Rally, Macungie, PA 6/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsj3HefOMxA>Pres Trump at Faith & Freedom Coalition, Washington, DC 6/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dikuG6dEQNs>Pres Trump at Great American State Fair, Washington, DC 6/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKgR9ugan1Q>Pres Trump Meets with Secretary General of NATO, Washington, DC 6/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eva7RAkHK8>Pres Trump at Medal of Honor Ceremony, Washington, DC 6/18/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6c6McvHiE>Pres Trump Press Conference, Evian, France 6/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90D179dxdCM>Pres Trump Meets with President of the UAE, Evian, France 6/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubHnI9U_yqM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/o6sfm3.txtprev >>538961319
Ultimate MAGA.
AWOOOOOO!MAGA winning!Shills raging!
MAGA
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>538965740Thanks for baking, owlman!>>538965760AWOO to you too, fren!
AWOOING
>>538965717MAGA>trade and customswhat items and which countries
I bestow upon all anti-Trump shills the highly deserved title of HONORARY NIGGERS!(And also honorary kikes.)
>>538965625She thinks that giving into terrorism will get them to stop.It won't. Theyll just do more terrorism because they know it works since she cried about it on TV.Every time there was a moment to secure major change to stop the communist terrorism, she sided with them. She made it unconstitutional for Trump to use the National Guard to quell riots. He has to deploy Active Duty first and only then he can use the National Guard only if Active Duty fails.In her retarded capitulations to the terrorists trying to kill her, she's pushing us closer towards civil war since that's the only solution to low level crimes now.She's bitching and moaning like a retard while making it harder to stop them.
>>538965844Checked. I wanted to show Serena something so funnily sad but he didn't show up. Wanna see it instead?
Strait's closed, Donnie.
How is iran closing the straight and firing missiles if we completely obliterated their military?Did orange pedo lie?
>>538965903>I wanted to show Serena something so funnily sad but he didn't show up.is he a tranny, or do you consider men named Serena to be based?
>goldoh interesting indeed
Kosovo’s interior minister said on Tuesday it had declared a Serb minister a permanent persona non grata over her remarks, made a day earlier, that if she had been a leader during the Kosovo war she would have ethnically cleansed Kosovo.
>illegal Jeet crashes Semi killing 3 people>4 year prison sentence>Out in 2 with good behavior sarWhy aren't the states responsible for handing out these CDL's?
>>538965951lmaoand i mean that literally
>>538965960white people love jeets.
>>538965897And she'll have no allies to run to.Something these cuckservatives fail to understand.They will share a grave with the losers of whatever war is fought.Something most of these lukewarm people fail to understand up until the days come.
>>538965903Kek. Evangelion was weird, but damn if Misato wasn't hot.Gundam is just cool
>>538965717So what's the usual cut Donald takes in to issue a pardon to Big Fraudsters?Because he's notably pardoned a lot of them.
>>538965979yes it is so so funny god not enough people know the fun history
>>538965993Here it is by the way.
>>538966026Damn. It's almost depressing how fucking asinine that libshit is
>>538965951Maricopa Board approved their settlement with Heap which means their bitch fest is officially over
4 MORE YEARSWE NEED TRUMP IN OFFICE FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS Pass the save act NOW
CENTCOM says it has completed tonight’s round of strikes.
>>538965960why not chop into 4 parts?
>>538966114I expect Qspic to show up and cry for hours about it soon, then.
>>538966026>I wont fuck dead animals because the "government"The same government that bombs irannies and shoots spics in KIAs?
Well, Good Evening from the Best Comfy Midwest State, /ptg/...this is my first shitpost since last Caturday Eve morning, so I haven't been able to gauge /ptg/ reactions to all the latest news, namely that pathetic, shitbag, fucktard, actual faggot cocksucker of israeli zionist jewish penis Lindsey G. and his departure to The Eternal Lake of Fire, where his soul will burn with plenty of othersGood riddance to that fucking faggot, and Blimpf, being the fucking boomer dweeb that he is, is not too bright to memorialize the shitbag, but I get it...it's All israel, All The TIme and that's just the way it isI can't even comment on any of the other news happening, including ACB asking /ptg/ for more taxpayer shekels and whining about having to explain to her son why she was mailed a bulletproof vest...NO MY PROBLEM, AMY...YOU VOTE FOR THE IMPORTING THE THIRD WORLD, THE THIRD WORLD'S WHAT YER GONNA GET
>>538966089>>538966183That’s not a moral compass it’s a morality roulette.
>>538966114I've been watching lookner and there's retards saying things like>the US will run out of money and weapons soonin his chat, lmao
>>538966101yeah i saw that a few days ago, but my understanding is that the settlement only applies for the primary and that there will still be a continued battle for what policies to administer for the midterms
>>538966209Aptly put, holy shit.
>>538965846Being in denial that your country is becoming kike central>>5389657171 billion huh?how much did trump pay today in damages for his tariffs?
>>538965717As soon as I read the post about President Trump flying for the first time in the new Airforce One, I immediately knew there was a deadly problem, and I said so.When that happens, I always say so.
>>538966225the huge thing from this for him is getting his funding for his IT systems/staff and full control of the early vote
>this spic has been spamming /ptg/ for over 48 hours now
>>538966026I don't have sex with roadkill for the same reason I don't have sex with a pocket pussy and no it doesn't have anything to do with "morality" it's about standards
>>538966323Remember he’s the perfect zawg golem.>>538966244Checked and thanks.
>>538966323it's own country is a hopelessly dilapidated shithole covered in refuse and corruption
>>538966114Sounds like bullshit, but I believe it.
>>538966301yeah it's very MAGA, hopefully he wins the entire thing soon so that he can implement everything he wants (and not just a favorable settlement)did you see this lolhttps://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/2077151211040428525
>>538966024i'm one of those people but the surface level irony is more than enough to lol
>>538966388Check'd and no problem, my dude.>>538966323>48 hoursWew!
>>538966404pretty sure the settlement does apply for the general tooanyways lol i've noticed the generic is tightening again including that one. also saw that one primary poll with Stevens ahead of El-Sayed.
>>538965717ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>538966185henlo breakfast kot>ACBsomething something women something something politics
>>538966470oh was it let me go reread the supreme court opinion that's really good if so>stevenslmfao progs are going to forever seethe if both el-sayed and stevens get the boot
>>538966504She literally did this meme bruh.
And concerning these exploding(pun intended) cases of Cyclosporiasis happening across The Best Comfy Midwest, I'll just post that while I'm kinda embarrassed it's happening in this part of the country, I'm glad it apparently did NOT originate in the BCMS, but rather Michigan, which /ptg/ is well aware is far from the BCMS
>>538966554did you hear about your cattle having worms because trump refunded cattle farmers?
>>538966470>>538966526i think the general might be ruled on later>As to the Board’s concern that “whatever operational structures are cemented into place for the 2026 Primary will be difficult and disruptive to undo for the 2026 General Elections,” (Pet. for Special Action at 38; Board Report at 4), issues concerning the general election operations may be better addressed by the superior court in the first instance.>The Court accepts the 12-point interim operational protocol as the Recorder’s agreement to modify the terms of the Stay Order and Injunction Orders in accordance with the protocol for the Primary Election.
>>538966533>she literallyto the surprise of no one, anonwomen can't fight against jewpocalypse, they're ill equippedthey belong in the kitchen
>>538966526oh i meant el-sayed and platner oops*
>>538966612>shitspic talking about parasitesare you really?
>>538966504>>538966533I'll post this again: Remember when /ptg/ couldn't stop screaming>MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY when Blimpf first nominated her during the wacky, wild, crazy memecoof era, and how great it was gonna be to have a (((majority conservative))) SCOTUS, when more enlightened dweebs in here(like myself, of course) knew she was bad news from the beginning, SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE WAS A MISTAKE OF A WOMAN AS A MISTAKE to begin with, NOT TO MENTION A NIGGER-LOVIN' MOMMY WHO ADOPTED ACTUAL NIGLET CHILDREN?!?Not my problem
>>538966686(and platner's potentially prog replacement lmao there's apparently a lot of dirt waiting to drop right before the convention)
Well well well...Turns out zion don damaged the reflecting pool by driving on it (who does that?) and the 'vandal' that was charged is going to get off scot free.Are you tired of winning yet, 'pedes?
>>538966749>damaged the reflecting pool by driving on itkek i remember that. it was right after the correspondent's dinner and big manly jew was a bit scared of dodging another bullet lmao
>>538966697Let Daddy get his wallet kitten
>>538966697striking down roe v wade was good though because abortion is murderi rest my case, breakfast kot
538966749HE DID THE MEME
If UFC popularity continues there will be death matches I hope, nICE can provide livestock.>>538965717How soon can the jews be hanged?
>538966749This guy is brown by the way.
>>538966853murder is when a person is killed. An unborn fetus isn't a person.
>>538966504>something something women something something politicsDead "girl's name" is being replaced by his sister, for no reason other than, she is the sister of that "israel always, America never" traitor.
>>538966897>jew calling a white person, brownyou cannot make this shit up, no one is falling for your hasbara shill op anymore kikethe entire board laughs at migapedes
Why did shills forget epstein and move to the pool?Lot of shit going on but the pool is not one of them.Until they hang every nigger and kike residing in DC that district will not improve the slightest.This is my conclusion after reading the internet.
>meme flags are WHIIIITELmaoIran getting bombed status?
>>538966925>>538966971now kith
>>538966897Holy shit, is it really Cuban Spice?
>>538965865makes you think
>>538966971It feels like this should have been in an early fluff episode but wasn't, kek.
Usa is shit
>>538967008>Why did shills forget epstein and move to the pool?Clown world
>>538967074it's gold from india, first listed afaik
>>538965760Bigly!
>>538966925It is.
>>538966688yes you're just as bad as us now
>>538967087Fuck you leaf tim hortons moosenigger
>>538967008I literally posted last thread>0 arrests from the epistein investigation>4 arrests from people dipping their hands in the pool
>>538967169You forgot Syrupean.
>>538965993>Evangelion was weirdyou mis-spelled "shit"
>>538966655HUGE Digits!>Women belong in the kitchen.Yes.It's ironic that none of them know how to cook.Pic related: Woman sets kitchen on fire.Spends 20 minutes posting about it on social media, while house burns.
538967204>look at me!Heah, Epstein died in a jail cell, Maxwell is in prison. But no arrests, trust me!
>>538967126Love awoosLove borgersLove fumosSimple as...MAGADEPORT ALL ILLEGAL NIGGERS
>>538967285Kek, fair point.
>>538967309Maxwell is in a minimum security prison with access to the internet
>>538967297>Pic related: Woman sets kitchen on fire.Spends 20 minutes posting about it on social media, while house burns.literallyi blame this on no more home ec in schools and libshits going no contact with their extended family
>>538967073Yeah it’s him. He’s always like this.
>>538966026YO, LITTLE DONNY, I JUST ...
>>538966026>liberals: morality comes from law>liberals also: we routinely break the law>also also liberals: we are more moral than christians who follow the law because morals come from law not god??
>>538967346
>>538967309Witness protection program.
>U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) completed an additional round of strikes against Iran at 10 p.m. ET, July 14, hitting dozens of military targets near the Strait of Hormuz and Iranian coastal areas.>U.S. fighter aircraft, drones, and naval vessels launched precision munitions against Iranian missile and drone sites, naval capabilities, and coastal defense systems during the seven-hour wave to further degrade Iran's ability to threaten commercial shipping and civilian crews.>The strikes took place the same day U.S. forces resumed the naval blockade against vessels transiting to or from Iranian ports and coastal areas. The blockade went into effect at 4 p.m. ET today.>U.S. forces remain vigilant, lethal, and prepared to execute operations directed by the Commander in Chief." - US Central Command.
Epstien is deadMaxwell is in prisonThe british made up the vast majority of people in the filesThe british refuse to do anything about the child rapes in the UK
>>538967382Thinking back on it, yeah it tracks.
538967346So she was arrested then. Right. Thanks for the update on your retarded jungle nigger condition. Refrain from such in the future, we can guess you're stuck as jungle nigger.
>>538965993It was kino, you will debate best girl.Redbuild niggers need not apply.
>>538967417this is pretty true
seek christ
>>538967440Misato is Best Girl, and Shinji is a bitch.
>>538966925
>>538967383I laughed out loud imagining it.
>>538965993>Gundam is just cool
>>538967389>the law can't be stupid >just obey the law goy don't have any self thought
>>538966026kek>NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW>leaf has intercourse with dead animals>NOT LIKE THAT
>>538967495how'd you get that picture of my family reunion?
>Scenes from Kuwait hours ago. The warehouse being hit is reported to be a civilian logistics company, Kuwait and Gulf Link Transport, who has large contracts with the Pentagon to support distribution of primarily food into Bases through the Gulf/Middle east, and assisting with heavy haul transport.
>>538966502Based
>>538967389You also forgot>Because there is no God morality is highly subjective. That is why I make it my only personality that I am the arbiter of what is good and evil and everyone who disagrees with me so happens to be evil.>Also I love morally grey to evil characters because said morality doesn't exist
>>538967123would have been my second choicebut i thought queen victoria stole all the wealth from india?
I'm putting together a team.
>>538966026his mistake, they consider the state god.
>Public Relations of the IRGC: The NSA management center, the command control center, large warehouses of military parts and equipment, and fuel depots of the US Navy's Fifth Fleet in Bahrain have been smashed.
>>538967610>queen victoriaoh isn't that a yarn miles long
>>538967644checked and true
>>538967549No wonder Mexico is a shithole.
>>538967383YO, LITTLE DONNY, I JUST GOT DONE TAKING A HUGE VAPE RIP. A BLINKER DONNY. I AM ABOUT TO THROW UP. I CANT STOP COUGHING. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM MAGA FRIED APPLES YOU ORANGE BASTARD!!!
>>538966697I never liked her.
>>538965960deport the judges
>>538967590OH NO NO NO>w-w-we bombed a food warehousesad!
I heard SAVE act is about to hit the President's desk soon is dat tru?
>>538967770
>>538966853Abort all niggers, especially jews.
>>538967804still has to pass the senate
>>538967803I KNEW he'd be around to cry about his magic brown mudslimes!
I love my state and will brag about it any chance I get. Upstate (and coastal) South Carolina is beautiful and a phenomenal place to live. As a bonus, this time of year you are treated to the best peaches imaginable. Whatever that grocery store shit you've eaten cannot even compare. It's like an entirely different fruit. And the harvests are plentiful. We also have like literally zero laws or regulations on fireworks.
>>538967804(unfortunately no, not yet)
>>538967803>W....w...we didn't need to feed our soldiers nor logistics anyway
>>538967840if you can guarantee that no white children are aborted and that all nons are subsequently castrated after aborting their children then i will agreeeven then, abortion is murder
>>538966925then why do I get two murder charges for killing a pregnant hooker?
>>538967857>>538967842I see! Maybe we're lucky this time!
>"President Trump held a Situation Room meeting Tuesday to discuss a massive offensive in Iran that will be wider in scope than the current strikes around the Strait of Hormuz, three sources with knowledge said.>Trump appears willing to escalate the war to cause enough damage that the Iranian regime will open the Strait of Hormuz and accept Trump's nuclear demands.>The sources said the meeting focused on new plans for devastating strikes on strategic targets in Iran, in addition to the strikes against Iranian targets in the Strait of Hormuz." - Axios.
>>538967804No. The House attached it to the NDAAIIts gonna die in the Senate due to the same handful of rretards that vote with the Democrats all the time.Lisa MurkowsyMitch McConnelSusan CollinsRand Paul or Tom Tillis
>>538967934
YO LITTLE DONNIESAW YOU JUST LAUNCHED OFF THE MOST FIREWORKS IN HISTORYBUT GET THISI HAD 900k ILLEGAL ALIENS FART IN MY FACELOOKS LIKE I HAVE THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR SMELLY EXPLOSIONS AND GLOBAL WARMINGTAKE THAT YOU FAT ORANGE RACIST NAZI THAT HELPS ISRAEL
>>538967964That's how you get Mega-Pinkeye, Ron Purrman.
>>538967948not NDAANDAA is shelvedSAVE America ACT is currently attached to fiscal 2027 State Department appropriations bill
>>538968028
>>538965960Hang him from his faggot turban desuThat should be the law of the land.
>>538967016>Iran getting bombed status?There is something left to bomb?
>>538967856>I love my Worst Shithole Carolina State>we have a lovely coast>we have delicious peaches>we have other plentiful harvests besides peaches>we have little to no regulations on fireworksAs much as your state is fucking pathetic for harboring such a fucking pathetic actual faggot Senator for such a long time as well as more recently a completely unhinged, bat-insane Congresswoman, I refuse to bitchslap any burger in /ptg/ who wants to stand up for their state and is proud of herJust realize you will never, ever, ever, ever, *EVER* be either from The Best Comfy Midwest or The Best Comfy Midwest StateEver
Elon is going to have to put alot more work in Chopsticks after he gets full orbital with SS3. At first blush, that exposed arm movement rigging won't survive a launch and catch every 60 minutes.
>>538967888Well you better ring up "God" because he aborts a million pregnancies every year in the US alone in the form of "miscarriages." Then there's stillbirths on top of that.
>>538965960>why aren't the states responsiblei wonder which states these are
>>538968094
>meidas touch
>>538966123Make quartering great again.That should do that with senators and judges.If it was put to a vote it would be approved, respect democracy.
>>538968094Niggers are not people.
>>538968094>If god is le good then why doesn't he live up to my libshit expectations and views of the world? Checkmate, chud!Also funny hearing this from a communists who loves abortions.
>>538967856I used to get my fireworks at stateline in Little River every year.
>>538968069>As much as your state is fucking pathetic for harboring such a fucking pathetic actual faggot Senator for such a long time as well as more recently a completely unhinged, bat-insane CongresswomanTo be fair, the reddest states produce the worst Republicans. This is not unique to SC. It's cuz ppl aren't engaged and just vote for whoever the /tv/ tells them to. Happens in red districts/states all across the country.
you all laughed at me and called me a “schizovore” (i am the only known one to ever use this term) but im the only one here not violently shitting his brains and spinal column out his ass except maybe bouncy, who should definitely buy more “apple” paste and look into fenbendazol, which sounds like a drug invented for a futuristic setting
>>538967964HOW DARE YOU
>>538968094death only entered the material realm after Adam and Eve ate the fruit. the world as it is now is in a kind of broken state he's working with, moral agency of humanity is the point, and I have to oppose the evil of abortion.
>>538968333MAGA checked
>>538968333Check'd and good evening, kotman. I am proud to say that I have avoided the violent shits so far, but I should probably see about getting some "apple" paste and whatnot, just to be sure.Anyway, I hope you are well tonight.
>>538968333
>>538968115>>538968200>>538968211>>53896835515% of all pregnancies end in miscarriage.And you don't give a shit--not about the moms. Not about the babies.Suck my dick, you papist monsters.
>>538967856Congaree National Park is based and I enjoyed many beach times up there.STAY MAGA
>>538968333>you all laughed at meThe only thing I do concerning you is threaten to erase the memories of your favorite tomboy actress girlfren if you aren't on fucking time
>>538967856psst, you're supposed to say 'but fuck off we're full' at the end of that
Reminder I am still baking. Worry not and be just.
>>538968479I don't fucking remember
>>538968479yikes, jimmy’s better off in prison desu
>>538968498If you are reading this thread you are welcome to come. Except for the glowies.
>>538968459That's why women had non-stop loads of semen blown into them from the dawn of time instead of kike drugs, funny world!
>>538966977>jew calling a white person, brownShow flag, coward.
>>538968393you should consider it, its fucking cheap and easy to find. just remember that doctor kot has not attended any accredited institutions beyond tomboy u. and im well, thank you, how about you?>>538968371>>538968454damn right>>538968479aw fuck its you; i thought you were dead again. still, your specter haunts us here.and rhea is definitely a tomboy but shes a fucking rare example of the ditz tomboy sub breed.
>>538968333If I can buy it at the farm store I’ll try it. But I have iron guts precisely because I only eat my bachelor chow
>>538968459>proving my point>projecting this hard
migasissies...i don't feel so good....
>>538968333Or laugh harder, stay based nigger.
>>538968479
>>538968603>Tomboy U.That's better than most docs these days.I'm glad to hear you're well, my dude. I'm doing well, myself. Keeping an eye on the weather since I might be getting some flooding, but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Drink for tonight will be some Scottish Gin.
>>538968355Nigger lover detected
>>538968069breakfast nigga, you seem extra ornery tonight>>538968333checkin' thum diggies>you all laughed at me and called me a “schizovore” (i am the only known one to ever use this term) but im the only one here not violently shitting his brains and spinal column out his ass except maybe bouncy, who should definitely buy more “apple” paste and look into fenbendazol, which sounds like a drug invented for a futuristic setting"schizovore" is the most based term I learned today, I'm glad your gut health has improved and I hope the rest of your life is increasingly comfy as well
>>538968662what happened to the tariff checks trump promised?
>>538967867and iran doesn't need ports either!sad!
>>538968459>the animal has no way of recording failed procreationthat's a hell of a dumb fucking statement, you ignorant tit sucking diaper shitter rolling on your side for fun.
>>538968733>Arab sources report the resumption of explosion sounds in Kuwait and Jordan.
>>538965960Calm down, boys. This was an accident. No need for racism.
>/bfqSAlsConfirmed.
>>538968733checked
>Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps: The satellite communications center, air and missile defense radar, Patriot air defense complex, US military base supply depot, and HIMARS missile launch pads in Kuwait have been destroyed.>The F-15, F-16 and F-35 fighter hangars, as well as several American MQ-9 drones at the Al-Azraq base in Jordan, have been completely destroyed.
>>538968777i'm so excited for bridge and powerplant day! :D
>>538966026>athiests admitting government is their god as if thats not an own goal
>>538968841>Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps: The White House and every Buc-ees in the South have also been destroyed, pinkie promise
>>538968596you get it>>538968622>If I can buy it at the farm store I’ll try it.try to get “safe-guard” fenben. pick up a bit of local honey and activated charcoal to chase it with too. and mind your dosages of all this shit, a dead clown isnt very funny and i also dont want anyone getting hurt>But I have iron guts precisely because I only eat my bachelor chowbasado clown>>538968663always havbin>>538968674my state also doesnt take well to large amounts of water, so i feel that>>538968685>"schizovore" is the most based term I learned today, I'm glad your gut health has improved and I hope the rest of your life is increasingly comfy as wellright back at you in particular and all frens and lurking assholes who like me
It is such a shame qatar didn't host the world cup this year instead.>be russia>get banned everywhere>usa>kaboom everyone>APPLAUSEkek
>>538966404it's HOTgib NEWS
>>538968875Careful, now! You're going to make him mad for calling his irannie propaganda out!>>538968892It is a shared pain, fren. Expecting more rain in the next few hours and throughout tomorrow, so I might just end up getting a paid day off, or at least I'll go to work later. Depends on the roads. You know how it can be.
This is a time for real niggas only
>having to bomb a country you said had nothing left to bomb>blockading the straight you wanted open the day prioranother classic zion don FAFO momentare you tired of winning yet, 'pedes?
Day in the life of aztecs with tds
>>538968968Remember when /ptg/ said the niggerlover bitch was based
>>538968211Why don't the mossad agents in the IRGC ever fire missiles at israel?
>>538968875HOLY ZUTT NUTSthis cant be happening!!!
>>538968892>right back at you in particular and all frens and lurking assholes who like mehot heaty hot at work but otherwise comf, just wondering if the real horrors of spider island were the beautiful women we were trapped with along the way
>>538968956no news just man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
>>538968956Raccoons are busy and MAGA.>Wisconsin raccoon tangles with substation equipment, and 5,200 customers lose power
>reports that several iranians died crying like a bitch after Trump announced attacks>also confirmed that kikes in israel are making up fake attacks by iran against the u.s.
>>538969092how very... esoteric
>>538966026not every day you see someone that smugly retarded and slavish>>538968959oh yeah, every time it rains enough theres someone that thinks his tacoma has more raw horsepower than rushing water (they dont. even if it did, its meaningless when its hitting you from the side)>>538969053>hot heaty hot at work but otherwise comf, just wondering if the real horrors of spider island were the beautiful women we were trapped with along the way1. the joke about babs having once played fullback for the lions is funny but shes the cutest one2. >i am one lucky bastardis the kind of riff that isnt really lol funny but damn did it hit me in the funny bone3. that pistol wasnt a revolver. it literally had 0 parts that revolved
>>538969135
>>538969174It's been forever sense I last seen that image
>>538969092
>>538965717NO MORE AMERICAN LIVES FOR ISRAEL~!!!
>>538969174Damn right. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid enough to risk my vehicle trying to drive through a flash flood. If someone wants to become a statistic, that's their prerogative, but I will reserve the right to laugh at them as their Tacoma or F250 is swept away with their retarded ass still inside it.
image telling 2015 trumpgen that 2026 ptg was nothing but jews celebrating wars for israel in the middle eastthey'd call you a liar and a jewish shill, wonder where those posters are now?
>>538969092bad kitty
>>538969174>1. the joke about babs having once played fullback for the lions is funny but shes the cutest one>2.>>i am one lucky bastard>is the kind of riff that isnt really lol funny but damn did it hit me in the funny bone>3. that pistol wasnt a revolver. it literally had 0 parts that revolvedall extremely valid points, but you left out the best excuse in the history of getting caught cheating>I... uh... I don't know what I'm doing>DAMN THIS HEATfrankly, as far as shitty movies go, it was a pretty great movie, I r8 it booba/10
>>538969265not the tacoma!rip
>>538968956this is REALLY funny not enough people understand >Kosovo’s interior minister said on Tuesday it had declared a Serb minister a permanent persona non grata over her remarks, made a day earlier, that if she had been a leader during the Kosovo war she would have ethnically cleansed Kosovo.>"If I were Slobodan Milosevic, I would have ethnically cleansed Kosovo in 1998 and this is the harshest qualification I have ever said,"anyways more iranians dying, mullins is navigating the maine incident decently (right is sperging out), trunk big speech tomorrow, and the slav war is very costly lately for both sides
>>538969271yeah in 2015 i was laughing at the thought of dead ISIS members now in 2026 i'm laughing at the thought of dead IRGC members
this is why shills are fronthole blasted today
>>538969381trump campaigned on getting out of foreign wars, kike
>>538969217i miss belmont too>>538969265>but I will reserve the right to laugh at them as their Tacoma or F250 is swept away with their retarded ass still inside it.thats all you can do. your knowledge that you arent immune to water is nontransferable to the retarded>>538969330>all extremely valid points, but you left out the best excuse in the history of getting caught cheating>>I... uh... I don't know what I'm doing>>DAMN THIS HEATkek! >if it had been below 90 i wouldnt have shoved my tongue down her throat>frankly, as far as shitty movies go, it was a pretty great movie, I r8 it booba/10absolutely agreed, but it gets overshadowed by the sheer muscled bulk that is “space mutiny” so it can fly under the radar.
>>538969381ohohoho
>>538969411bombing browns isn't a war lol
>>538969400What a strange rule to have
>>538968892shits are an early tell of radiation damage. if you and your crew all have the shits after being in the same place, barring shared food, it's a possibility. other possibilities include a hard shift of local fungus and bacteria having nothing to do with food.finally, stop being gay, it's the #1 disease vector on earth.
>>538969411no he campaigned on peace through strength and bombing the hell out of them lol
>>538969429Damn right, and damn shame it isn't, but we gotta chlorinate the gene pool somehow!
>>538969452kek saved
>regulars defending israel againthe absolute state of ptg
>>538969429>absolutely agreed, but it gets overshadowed by the sheer muscled bulk that is “space mutiny” so it can fly under the radar.true, there's a few decent ones, after watching "The Starfighters" even "Future War" seems entertaining by comparison, and that shit made zero sense. how did blud learn his bibbles in space?
>>538969381Used to be you could see his little burnt penis.
SAVE Act passage is a real possibility, per my campfire. Nobody really knows what Trump has planned for Thursday, cept for those very close to him, but there is confidence where there wasn't.
>The US has struck a wheat storage silo in Hoveizeh County and a silo location in Dasht Azadegan County, southwestern Iran, an hour ago, per the Deputy Governor of Khuzestan Province
>>538969517>post retarded shit>get BTFO>seethe>repeatthat's your entire life lol
>>538969611lol get starved niggas lmao
>>538969552>jew laughing about a damaged penisthe profile writes itself.
>>538969611i hope they have another devastating drought!
https://youtu.be/jA4u5Pur5KA?si=L8-DFhZsn1D4Y4g-
>>538965903Henlo, fren!
>>538969646He is stuck in a loop
>>538969603he's cancelling the 2028 elections to serve a third term as a make-up for when they stole it from him
>>538969217Anons that know, it is always tomboy hours.Trump staff needs to delcare that asap.
>>538969453>finally, stop being gay, it's the #1 disease vector on earthi shall continue my lifelong streak of cockdodging then>>538969495one of the hardest lessons ive had to learn is that you cant help some people>>538969545>true, there's a few decent ones, after watching "The Starfighters" even "Future War" seems entertaining by comparison, and that shit made zero sense. how did blud learn his bibbles in space?right? like was it a king james one and he should have been talking like shakespeare? and why did the dinosaurs suicide bomb after sustaining injuries even your gramgram could shake off? and what the hell week of dirty bulking were the roommates on? why were they on that train? did robert z’dar get paid well? (i hope so)
>>538969691many such cases
>>538969646>think being against wars for israel, in a general for the supposed 'no new wars' president is retardedthanks for confirming ptg is now wholly owned by hasbara
>>538969672Henlo, Serena!>>538969709That is an unfortunate, but necessary, lesson to learn.
>>538969603>Nobody really knows what Blimpf has planned for his Thursday evening prime time spielIf it really is to mostly be about the 2020 election and the upcoming midterms, I don't give a shit and won't be tuning in...and he'll probably mentioning that shitbag faggot Lindsey G. again and briefly eulogizing him, when all that should be mentioned about him is that he's burning in hell for eternity...but of course, there's schizos in /pol/ and elsewhere who believe he isn't really dead and is like Epstein, swinging in some hammock with a cocktail somewhere on some zionist jew-owned small tropical island
>>538969721Man, I don't know how many times I tried to get out of the loop only to be punished for it.
>>538969743hey why don't you namefag anymore lol
>>538969709>right? like was it a king james one and he should have been talking like shakespeare? and why did the dinosaurs suicide bomb after sustaining injuries even your gramgram could shake off? and what the hell week of dirty bulking were the roommates on? why were they on that train? did robert z’dar get paid well? (i hope so)all extremely valid questions, also wtf was up with the crackhead nun's ex-pimp giving her a brick of weapons-grade cocaine out of nowhere? these are the things that keep me up at night. but none of that matters now because it's time to smack 'at pig.
>bomb their power plants>bomb their bridges>bomb their food storage
>>538969743>I'm gonna completely ignore the thousand times he said "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon" and "we're gonna bomb the shit out of them" on the campaign trail in 2024you're such a fucking clown bro lol
>>538969647>be ancient mexico (pre-spain)>global warming before gasoline>WE MUST SACRFICE AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE FOR THE HARVEST TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING>diesWhy are goyim so stupid?
>>538969777Please don’t post antisemitic memes in /ptg/. You lost, tranny.
>>538969692
>>538969833shart of the meal
>>538969603>Nobody really knows what Trump has planned for Thursday>actually i won 2020, bigly. bibi told me that iran hacked the voting machines and that's why i lost, even though i admitted i lost years ago. no, i won't arrest anyone. no, save act won't be passed and i'll cry and piss my diaper about it. thank you for your attention to this matter.Trump has literally never given an Oval office speech of substance.
>>538969751strewth>>538969772based post>>538969800>all extremely valid questions, also wtf was up with the crackhead nun's ex-pimp giving her a brick of weapons-grade cocaine out of nowhere? these are the things that keep me up at night. but none of that matters now because it's time to smack 'at pig.i assume its because she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch before she mended her ways and that brick of yayo was some gambit to get her back on it.now we pigsmack
>>538969833>I'm gonna completely ignore the thousand times he said "I'm the pro-peace ticket" and "Kamala Harris will send your children to Iran" on the campaign trail in 2024you're such a fucking clown bro lol
>>538969751Henlo! >>538969650Henlo to you too, Maki!
This must be the EU troons clocking in with their discord boyfriends.
>>538969923migapedos have zero morals or convictions. They simply regurgitate whatever jewish semen they inhaled the day prior.
>>538969611Good!
>>538969928did you see the UK police press conference this morning? god i can't wait for them to come out and say>y-y-yeah he was a communist
>>538969946They always show up when Mexitroon gets ignored or mocked
We love draining the SPR for israel don't we folks?
>>538969772>If it really is to mostly be about the 2020 election and the upcoming midterms, I don't give a shit and won't be tuning in
>>538969692How is that nigger still alive?Anons were right, Jimmy Carter was infused with child organs and blood so his son could vote Biden, I mean Harris.
ITS TIME!!!!nn all frens>i only wish my arms were long enough to hug you
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://files.catbox.moe/mroo26.txtMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Aug 4, KS: YesAug 4, MO: No, No, Yes, YesAug 18, AK: NoAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AL: YESAK: NOAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESAZ: YesCA: NO 1-38+40+44, YES 39+41-43+45)CO: YES (NN: NO)FL: YesGA: YesHI: NOIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMA: Yes and noMD: NOME: YESMI: NoMO: YES, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNM: NONV: NO, YES OH: YesOK: YESRI: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVA: NOVT: NoWI: YESWV: YESWY: Yes >>538962081The number dropping is CPI, a metric of inflation.
IT'S TIME
>>538970047>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>538970047Congratulations! You succeeded!
>>538969808
>>538970047THE WAY IT SHOULD BE>>538970048>>538970049>>538970050>A SECOND LATE AND MORE THAN A DOLLAR SHORTAwww.....poor little dweebs
>cant even get their ritual posts rightregulars absolutely SHOOK tonight lmao
>>538970047Good job, kotman. You're the linchpin for reality tonight.>>538970049>>538970050>>538970048US, NO!>>538970056ULTRA LATE!
>>538966330So explain who has been using that pocket pussy in your bedroom?
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLYTHIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Good awoovening!Happenings?Iranus status?>>538970047Good job!>>538970048>>538970049>>538970050>>538970056ooofs
>>538970122i really should get a better internet connection kek
>>538970047Based
>>538969981Yes! I do love how everything the police initially said was literally the opposite of reality. No evidence of terrorism or political motivation to the counterterrorism division taking over the investigation. No politics, but actually Reform might specifically have been targeted. Sad! (But at least they made sure to tell us the suspects were White asap.)
>Trancap is having a meltyLolLmaoRoflmao
>>538970047Good job, kot!>>538970048>>538970049>>538970056Absolute failure. >>538970050AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>538970145It do bee like that sometimes, fren. Also, good awoovening!>>538970155Check'd, and it probably wouldn't be a bad idea kek.
BAKING
>>538970208TOMORROW!
winning is when you have to pay $81b + $5m, right migasissies??
Owlman, if you're not up, I'll pull one out the oven.
>>538970276>I hate American workersyeah. actually, yes.
this is the end
Alright, give me a moment.
>>538970371>>538970371>>538970371NEW THREAD>>538970371>>538970371>>538970371GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>538970348beautiful friendthis is the endmy only friend, the end
Hold up.
>>538970536It's already done, owlman, sorry
>>538970548Fug I just came back.
>>538970580No worries, my dude. Figured something happened, and I wasn't about to let the faggot try to bake.
>>538970603Dang thanks. Just I'll see everyone tomorrow.
>>538970632No problem. Go and get your sleep, my dude!
>>538970632nn bakerman, many thanks
>>538965717but... there's over a trillion in fraud.. it's not even a single fucking dent in the problem. so, is it a business risk worth taking? sure seems like it.. right? i