Did your school ever try "integrating" mentally handicapped kids?
>>538969171Yeah they did, and now I post here.
>be 10th grade>tard wranglers convince school to "integrate" retards with the rest of the student body>putting tards in classrooms right alongside normal humans>One tard is seated behind hot girl in science class>tard wrangler is present>the benefit of a tard in physics, I have no clue>this is where our taxes go, I guess>tard at one point begins to stroke hot girl's hair>makes a half gurgle- half cooing sound>girl is clearly uncomfortable>wrangler tells girl to just let it happen>girl is frozen in terror>tard lets out a scream, begins yanking her hair>wrangler and teacher pull tard away>her dad is a lawyer>integration is shut down by the next day
yes,we got blessed with their wailings of deepest of hell all class long, and every single assembly>BWWWEHHHWAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAWAAAAAHHHHHHHHThat was the long ogre-like song, but then there was also the wild, wacky, muppet-like rock and roll snarling like>BWEH! BWEZZITTY WOW! ZOW!!!
>>538969171Integrate them? Like in a woodchipper?
a few more stories from this failed policy:>be inna band>be saxophone boy (I'm cool)>the most severely retarded tard is wheeled into band hall during session>this tard is one of those 100% braindead tards who is almost vegitative>all week, we try to practice as tard moans and screams through the bars of Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack >band director is visibly irate>on friday, he stops us mid-song, and goes up to the ever-present wrangler>says something to her under the shrieking of the potato in the chair>she is pissed>she wheels out the potato for good
>be in gym class>swimming section>love swimming>water polo, diving, etc>then the tards showed up>one downie and one who walked on his tip-toes with arms curled up like a t-rex>let tards do their own thing, mindful of lifejackets>one day, playing water polo, someone screams>WHAT IN THE FUCKIN>downie tard is holding on to the stair railing of the pool getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by t-rex tard>everyone exits the pool over the two-foot-tall edges like it was nothing>gym teacher had to separate them by physically prying them apart with her foot
>>538969171Yeah I was able to fit in quite well
I was taking AP classes mostly, and they didn't bother putting tards in with the rest of us, so I don't have any more good tales. Mostly finding random piles of shit, random shit-smells, and an acoustic ambiance of distant, echoes of screaming and moaning in the halls like a fuckin zombie movie. After this period of "integration" the student body became completely and openly hostile to tards except for a handful of loser weirdos: the types that almost certainly went on to become trannies and/ or heroin addicts. This little traumatic experiment obviously failed, and schools never tell students (or parents) shit, but I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in their after-action meeting I know they must have had.
>>538969171better than any normalshittyshitshits
Has anyone fucked a tard? I've been with a two women, one with a cleft palate and another with a disfigured hand. I was paralytic both times, but I do remember they were good fucks. Both of them are now married, but word was, both of them were turbo sluts, so easy fucks.
>>538969171Yes, I was integrated successfully
>>538969171no, they segregated them as it should be.
