wash your radical, Machiavellian, detestable, ill-minded, repugnant, unprincipled, abominable, nauseating, abhorrent, vile, macabre, repugnant, revolting, outrageous, uncultured. postmodernist, moldy penis
I miss my penis
>>538973471my penis only stinks when I use my saliva as a lubricant for masturbation and jack off 3 times a day and I don't shower for 3 days. I get stinky peenie. But I wash it with Mr. Clean and some cheap degreaser and then I have a cleanie weenie.
>>538973471When you realize twelve inches of niggercock are sliding in and out of your ass, that is chaos.*That* is the belly of the beast..
>>538973618are you a hobo?
>>538973471Any actual updates on this shabbos flufferOr is he still down from being oneshot by cleaning his Dads room?
>>538973693actually I am rich but live like a fucking homeless person. I prefer the old shoe that fits rather than a brand new shoe that I have to break in.
>>538973471>strokechanging only 1 word from that sentence turns it into JOI porn
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>>538973471My balls are very pungent, and will start to smell within two hours of showering.
Only a gay Canuck could think of this many adjectives for a penisMy sista, I kneel
>>538973557I don't The burden of keeping my penis clean was too much
>>538973471No worries mr.Peterson, i scrubbed off the cum, cheese and mold from my penis using my anus.
>>538975392And it has been disinfected with my homemade, produced with love <3, urine.
>>538973471I fucked a nasty hoe and went to sleep without washing my dick. now I have a yeast infection on the head of my dick that I've been trying for months to get rid of.
>>538974886Juden Pedostein isn't gay. He likes little girls, especially if they're his daughter.
>>538976472Soak it in bleach for an hour.