What's going on with the explosive diarrhoea epidemic?
>>538979820Golden age intensifies
>>538979820import the turd world, become the turd world
>>538979820i thought i was about to throw my back out again, but it was just this latest parasite. i had nasty no bean chili diarrhea for two days, but taking an oregano oil pill every morning and night cured me pretty quick.
>>538979820It comes from India
>>538979911>>538979965This is a copeAmericans are well known for sharting in mart. Up until now the sharting epidemic was contained within the marts, however it seems it has breached containment. I give it a year before every single American sharts so hard that their posts on 4chan somehow become even more fecal than usual (I’m writing this post while shitting by the way)
>>538979820The Grand Shartening
>>538979820India
>>538979820Vegans on suicide watch
Fuck you I'm eating my raspberries.
>>538979820I've had diarrhea off and on for the last month.
>>538979894It's demotroons's fault
>>538980067>Americans are well known for sharting in martNot since Ozempic came on the market. Cope.
>>538979820Ozempic subscription siedeffectget used to it
>>538979820Sharts. What else?
>>538979820Indians shitting on the basic hygiene guidelines. Import turdworld become turdworld
>>538980067Kek
I voted for this.
Why can't jeets stop shitting on the crops.
>>538980067it's true though like if you read on the internet every american will apparently shit themselves after eating taco belli've tried it a few times and don't get what's supposed to make me shit myself, it's tacos, cheese, beans and minced meat, literally normal food ingredients?
>>538979820Wouldn't you like to know, you disgusting faggot.
>>538980642It's genetically modified meat with high fructose corn syrup added to everything. Then jeets touching their arsehole whilst preparing your food.
>>538979820You're welcome.
Wouldn't surprise me if pig ranching shit run-off isn't getting into everything at this point. Lettuce is already dangerously unsafe now because of this shit (literally). We really need to ban these mega inhumane ranches.
>>538980602Mexicans do as well
Its bioweapons
>>538980642The Taco Bell in Finland isn't sharty either. Only in Trump's America.
>>538979820>avoid fresh produceAnd what go back to eating industrial produced goyshit, wow thanks doctors
>>538980067Rentfree
>>538980779It only happens if I drank too much alcohol beforehand. That applies generally to anything. Booze gives me the jeet shits
>>538979820Ass.
>>538980067Fuck for the life of mine I can't find that specific screencap.Basically some anon noticed that it ain't every mart in us that people shit themselves while shopping but specifically Walmart, apparently they are selling some diet pills there that make your intestines stop absorbing fats.Americans being Americans think that when they take those pills can eat whatever the fuck they want and still lose weight, so they dont change their burger and ranch filled diets or eat even more fast food goyslop effectively turning their shit into oily diarrhea that literally leaks from their assholes, hence so many photos of fatties with skid marks visible through their pants.
>>538980642It's the abysmal food safety standards that ensure you get food poisoning and shart yourself in the mall later in the day.
>>538981133Fat people are literally not capable of wiping their asses clean, they would need to be pressure washed
>>538979918Why is there poop coming out of your asshole, anonmore?
>>538981278I aint trying to defend fatties, do t get me wrong, they are disgusting on every level and 99% of them are completely delusional.I watched too much my 600lb life to despise every last one of them, Dr. Nazardeen was unfathomably based.
>>538981319Uh… oh that isn’t poop. It’s chocolate! Chocolate from the chocolate eclairs we’re having! Mmmm. Chocolate eclairs!
>>538980907nasty braaaaaap-whale>excretes nervegas!das rite honkies!
>>538982655You know these chocolate eclairs are quite similar to the shit I took this morning.
>>538980067these posts is why I come here
>>538983640Hohohoho no! Patented Skinnerclairs, old family recipe!
>>538979820>the explosive diarrhea outbreak spreads rapidlythe world's so silly
Well it seems that a lot of people have been coming down with explosive diarrhea
>>538984303For shit? And you call them eclairs despite the fact its obviously shit.
>>538979820>Illegals shatting on the crops
>>538981687That show taught me that most fatties have been molested, which makes sense why most Americans are fat. Merilard men get molested by their parents through circumcision, and the women don’t do much better.
OP is really asking this question while knowing full well that this is the guy in charge of health and human services
>>538980067
>>538979965We get most of our imported lettuce from Mexico and if it's grown here it's likely picked by Mexicans so the outbreak is likely Mexican in origin.>Health officials are investigating a record-breaking national outbreak of the parasite Cyclospora, with early data pointing to lettuce or bagged salad greens as the primary culprit. However, no specific grower, supplier, or brand has been publicly identified as of mid-July 2026, and no nationwide product recalls have been announced.
The media is usually careful to not report on Mexicans and Mexican related problems so they call people who attend street takeovers "teenagers" and the raw sewage that's being dumped in the pacific upstream from San Diego gets very little coverage because we wouldn't want to upset one of the largest voting demographics even if they are trashy, uncivilized, scofflawing, pendejos.
>Get elected by blaming immigrants>Dismantle proactive public health services that stay on top of these things before they become an outbreak>Blame consequences on immigrantsI could replace that middle line with a lot of things, but this is the explosive diarrhea thread. MAHA!
>>538985687That’s based, actually
>Gut CDC>huge outbreakt-thanks
>>538985687Not funny. We've had that presidental candidate 3 times row now. Thankfully he got BTFO every time.
>>538986454Imagine being so obsessed you blame Trump for bacterial outbreaks. You are aware that these types of things happen regardless of who sits in the oval office, right?
>>538986828Trump blamed dems that his pool got dirty.
>>538986828The difference is that any other leadership would nip it in a bud rather than proclaim that there won’t be any disease if we just stop testing for it.
>>538986828Trump/DOGE fired everybody at the CDC and cut their funding. The CDC prior to Trump tracked this. Now its fucked and guess what happens. Pure retarded MIGA cope
>>538979820best country in the world btw
>>538979820It takes one to know about explosive diarrhea, indian author mayb?
>>538979820jeetpoos working the food
>>538979820DamnI wonder if anything happened over the past year at the agencies that prevent, detect, and investigate these sorts of thingsGuess we'll never know
>>538986828Don’t you mean “shits in office”?
>>538984672You know- eh- one thing I shit- 'scuse me for one shitcond
>>538979820I just assume that all this nothing burger retardation constantly in the media is just the WEF crowd doing their poly crisis to distract from their manufactured upcoming energy lockdowns. If people are not freaking out about one thing, they will simply just move to the next thing and fear monger that.
>>538979820>Stop eating fruits and vegetables!
>>538979918Advertisement. Bot.
>>538979820New hysteria + hypochondria just dropped.
>>538980728There's e coli warning signs at the river near where I live. I'm pretty sure it's not pigs that's shitting and dumping weird statues in the river. And it's not pig ranchers running the local Tim Hortons that was shut down due to health violations and e.coli contamination.
>>538979820That's what happens in third world countries, where human feces ends up on food and in the water.
>>538980067jej
>>538986999Trips of truth. There's also the screwworm situation.
>>538993885Saved 2m/yr by cutting the screwworm control program, now it's costing them 1B to fix it. That's what we call government efficiency.
>>538979820Turdy subhumans brought their diseases with them to pick crops for the greedy corporations, throw them all in prison before it's too late.
>>538979820India Nationalist (Supremacists) are spreading it like they did during the 1984 bioterror attack on the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attackModi is extremely evil and has been sending his loyalist into our country for over w decade now.
>>538979820>be mutt>eat salad>explosive diarrheaClassic
>>538979820Punishment for not accepting infinite jeets and being happy about it, now you will live and shit like a curry eater
>>538979820>What's going on with the explosive diarrhoea epidemic?The map of the diarrhea epidemic and the map of where jeets are moving to is the same map.
>>538979911this. it was inevitable really, once you bring in jeets
>>538979820Op has never heard of beaners or Indians
>>538995261They're setting fire to forests in Canada now too. They leave camp fires burning at their illegal immigration camps in the wilderness
>>538979820import indiansget the poos
>>538979820Read the /jjg/ threads in the archive to learn how to get jobs and get rid of pajeets. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%2Fjjg%2F/type/op/https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%2Fjjg%2F/type/op/https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%2Fjjg%2F/type/op/
>>538979820The Devil's Lettuce
