What happens if he actually wins?Thank about it. Nigel is the only actual politician standing. But a lot of people hate him. Also the turnout is going to be low, since everyone knows he's the only proper candidate. So if a significant number of Nigel haters turn up just to protest vote, he could lose. Also imagine the humiliation of reform having to go around begging people to vote for Nigel instead of binface.Would binface actually sit in parliament with a bin on his head?
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>>538983037if that constituency fails to vote him in theyre fucking retarded to miss that opportunity, i dont care whose "side" youre on. in fact ill take Farage and Burnham winning as proof its all fucking rigged>>538983090based shinji-kun
>>538983037le epic bin facecringe
>>538983037He won't. And if the electorate is so fucking dumb as to vote in the joke candidate then we, as a nation, deserve everything that's happening to us. Voting in a middle class, Oxford educated classicist whose entire career has been writing for painfully unfunny BBC panel shows, and whose entire bit is saying>I don't care that you can't afford basic necessities, or that your daughter's are bringing raped on mass, or that you're being murdered in the streets. Nationalise Adel lolWill just prove to me that the electorate has no self respect and actively enjoys being laughed at, mocked, and degraded.
>>538983037All right, setting aside the political satire and comedy act, what exactly is this trash can’s political platform?
>>538983595He doesn't have one. Not a serious one. He's a joke candidate, they don't have serious proposals, just """"jokes""""
>>538983645>just """"jokes""""I'm 50% sure you'll choose this “joke.”
>>538983645Thats probably better than most politicians. I would vote for him.
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All "joke" candidates, when you find out who the person is behind the mask, turn out to be woke rich lefty twats. So one need not wonder what they would actually do if they were given power (assuming they don't just immediately concede because they never really wanted to win in the first place).
>>538983037What's his political stances? Anything concrete or all "outer space" jokes?
>>538983782Correct and this one is no different.
>>538983037I hope he wins just so I can enjoy the cringe of a silly bit getting stretched into a full length series.
>>538983778His capping croissants at 1.10 by just going on TV saved bong taxpayers more money than the last two administrations combined
>>538983788This was his Makerfield "manifesto", all satire.https://countbinface.com/makerfieldmanifesto>>538983782Yeah this one is Oxford educated and was (is?) a scriptwriter for the BBC.
>>538983037Zelensky was a comedian and he's gone on to lead one of the most powerful militaries in the world against a supposed superpower and beat them.Can binhead play piano with his dick?
>>538983782yeah i get the impression he's kinda a lefty. but then that might just unite all the anti-nigel supporters
>>538984118Did you know diddling kids carries a hefty prison sentence and serious social stigma?Yes, even in Ukraine! Take care on your next trip!
>>538983037you are not allowed to wear armour in the house of commons so he will have to take his bin off which will spoil the whole facade
>>538983479>enjoys being laughed at, mocked, and degraded.Uh, the rest of the world already knows you guys like that. We've been laughing at your ridiculous antics for years over here, bong-kun.
>>538984470he could say it is religious dress
>>538984000idk, he makes some good points in that manifestoand would it really be a bad idea to replace the prime minister with a literal clown?
>>538983037>>538983281If someone hands Count Binface a scrap of crumpled up paper, is that considered a bribe?
>>538984642Did it get you the six counties back?
>>538983037>Would binface actually sit in parliament with a bin on his head?no it breaches the clothing rules of parliament. he has to wear a suit and tie and can only wear religous head coverings. the speaker would not accept his claim as "space bin" as a religion and he has no protection under discrimination laws. he'd have to be an unshaven rat faced manlet in the house of commons.if he wins, he has to represent the people of clacton with good intent and cannot pursue a satirical manifesto unless he wants to face a recall vote.
>>538983037nothing.he will just do what hes told like everyone else does.
>>538983037I'd probably be the end of reform, Farage is an egomaniac, the humiliation would be too much.As for binface; he's an establishment mouthpiece. Either he reigns immediately to allow an approved candidate in or he acts as a regime puppet meant to distract from insurgent parties. The regime would like nothing more than to have reform and restore wrestle in the tabloid muck with their clown.
>>538983037Complete destruction of Nigel’s political career and reform will be seen as a laughingstock, replaced quickly by Restore
>>538983479But Nigel Farrage doesn’t care about those things either at least Binface is being honest about the fact that the system is a farce
>>538983037a restore government. vote lowe millions will go
