Previous: >>538986394Day: 1012 of the Israeli 2-day "Limited Military Offensive" ® in LebanonDay: 137 of the American 4-day "Swift Regime Change" © in Iran▶RECENT>The orange doesn't rule out a ground op, says renewed strikes tomorrow night, BPPD next week>TACO on 20% toll>Yemen's Houthis launch retaliatory missiles at Saudi Arabia after strikes on Sanaa airport>Ongoing attacks from both sides in the Persian Gulf>Iran hits two tankers belonging to UAE>Iran strikes U.S. strategic assets across Bahrain, Kuwait and Jordan>U.S. strikes across Iran, targeting several petrochemical, industrial and other infrastructure>US and Iran traded retaliatory strikes in the Gulf. Both claim they have hit and damaged enemy bases.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" or Tгump posts without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug>Do not engage with off-topic Hasbara blogposters▶History of the 2026 War:>The 14-day Ceasefire™ with Iran was "extended indefinitely" unilaterally by the USA, and lasted 72 days.>The 10-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon was later extended and lasted 67 days. Israeli attacks continued despite ceasefire.>The "second phase of the war" Operation Project Freedom©, lasted 1 day. Before it was "paused" by the USA, for 47 days.▶Oil Price:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://rentry.org/pig-kino▶X Accounts:https://rentry.org/irxacc▶Iranian Newshttps://rentry.org/irnews▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Live Lebanon attack maphttps://lebanon.liveuamap.com/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
— President Trump:It would be good if Israel got out of parts of Lebanon and southern Syria.President Ahmed al-Sharaa would go in and take care of Hezbollah, and he'll do it in a different way; he wouldn't knock down buildings. I hated to see buildings get knocked down.I think al-Sharaa would be more precise than the Israelis, and I can tell you I know he'll like to do it. I am thinking about giving him a green light.@TabZ
- "Putin despised and grew tired of [former Syrian President ] Bashar al-Assad. Russia considered appointing his wife, Asma al-Assad, as President of Syria who had an extensive economic network connected to Moscow and was influenced by the dominance of the "men of six" [six Syrian businessmen tied to Russia] over major deals," - The Observor.https://t.me/rnintel/64168
Reminder that Iran blowing up some randos in the Middle East won't change the fact you're a jobless incel living in your mother's basement.
>>538992979Thats my read as well. Furthermore, decoupling Israel from the conflict actually gave Iran a free path to erode the Arab wall protecting Israel without getting hit too hard in return. They have continued depleting PAC-3 interceptors while striking bases in Jordan to take out radars etc
>>538993813damn it's already useful
Damn how hard did Iran hit back this time?
>>538993756
>>538993756DEAL OR NO DEAL
Allahu Akbar! Death to whiteoids!
>The Iran war is burning through U.S. missile stocks faster than defense contractors can replace them.>Trump is headlining a defense technology summit at the U.S. Army War College as supplies of Tomahawks, Patriots, and THAAD interceptors continue to shrink.>Contractors will need at least 3 years to replenish those stockpiles, raising concerns about how much firepower would be available in a future conflict with China.>The summit brings together top military officials, defense CEOs, major investors, Palantir, Boeing, Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, JPMorgan, and Blackstone.>Trump is pushing a $1.5 trillion defense budget for 2027, but the proposal remains stalled in Congress, and expanding production would still take years.>The Pentagon can spend more money but it cannot manufacture more time.>Source: ABC News
>>538993873
Dr. Khanalizadeh, a professor of international relations, made a surprising claim.In Muscat, Seyed Abbas Araghchi, representing Iran, negotiated with the Qatari side, who were acting as representatives of the United States.Araghchi proposed the creation of an intermediary channel in the Persian Gulf to the American side. Washington, in turn, requested that Iran issue a statement, but Tehran informed them that such an action would not be accepted, citing a violation of Iran's territorial sovereignty.
lollmao
>>538993813hey fat foid show titties
>>538993879HELLO CITIZEN, DONALD J. TRUMP HERE POSTING AS ANONYMOUSYES, I CAN CONFIRM THAT IRAN IS PISSING AND SHITTING BIGGLY AND IS BEGGING FOR A DEAL WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT IN A COUPLE WEEKS TIME CONSIDER PONDERING. PLEASE STAY TUNED TO ALL OF MY AWESOME SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS UNTIL THEN. I AM IN POWER, I AM DECIDING WHAT IS HAPPENING AND I AM STRONG AND DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FAT WOMAN WHEN GOLFING DJ OUT
The fact the Iran still hasn't closed Bab el Mandeb tells us how in control and unbothered it is by US military action so far. There is no emergency, and they are not rushing. And, as I have been insisting on for the last couple of years: Iran's actual full military might if 50 times what we have seen so far. They are still using only a fraction of their capabilities. They could bring down every Western proxy in the region in one week, and still have a lot of reserve. The stupid US and Arab slaves don't get it yet, but they are all on borrowed time. Iran lets their mental deficiencies be the guide of their doom
>>538993999enjoy your vacation ape
Iranian Foreign Ministry:----------Iranian Foreign Ministry: America violated the terms of the memorandum of understanding, and our hands are not tied, our fighters will respond forcefully to the aggressionsUS attacks on the south of the country are aggressive and illegal, and our armed forces will respond to any aggression>Iranian Foreign Ministry: America violated the terms of the memorandum of understanding, and our hands are not tied, our fighters will respond forcefully to the aggressions>US attacks on the south of the country are aggressive and illegal, and our armed forces will respond to any aggression
>>538993989>Dr. Khanalizadeh, a professor of international relations, made a surprising claim.Is there a better source? It would be political and physical suicide if araghchi did that
>>538993873Clown market.Clown world.Honk honk.
>enjoy your vacation ape
>>538993756yeah
>I shall cast terror into the hearts of infidels. Therefore smite ye above their necks, and smite of them every fingertip.
>>538993857perfect, saved
>>538993857Scrip spam from the usual suspects. They are predictable. Just filter the hash of the pics or the scripts themselves
>>538993857The biggest enemy to shills (jews and trannies from discord) is pattern recognition
>>538993873Burgers moved their planes from qatar for fear they will get absolutely fucked. My guess is that bahrain and kuwait are fucked beyond repair
>>538994168>6 million barrels / day taken offline again>Iran has said repeatedly the opposite of trump>(((stock market))): oil down 1% on great news!it’s all so tiresome
Uh ohhhhhkikes claim to be intercepting all missiles as usual, but... what's this happening in jordan? all misses, I assume, no buildings hit, the buildings were empty, surely... https://files.catbox.moe/9kex67.mp4
Update:----------Hengam Island in Iran's Hormozgan province was hit by American projectiles minutes ago. The Hormozgan Governorate says a follow-up report will follow initial assessments.>Hengam Island in Iran's Hormozgan province was hit by American projectiles minutes ago. The Hormozgan Governorate says a follow-up report will follow initial assessments.
>>538994379The strategic oil reserve is emptying so fast that engineers are worried we are actually breaking it. And it will run out before the mid terms
Trump, again: "Iran called. They want to make a deal very badly"Meanwhile Iran is pounding the Gulf, ships in Hormuz, and saying they never called Trump and don't want a dealWe live in a simulation loop of stupid
>>538994265Autist are immune to propagandaHigh iq autism are the bane of propaganda
>>538994399Your link is garbled
>>538994073kek, imagine having that saved on your computer
>there are 75 million millennials >during their birth years there were 25 million abortions>25% of the millennial generation got abortedI hate Jews
>>538994458That's because the majority of whiteoids are bastards
>>538994458It's for the best
Trump needs a deal. He’ll have come out of this skirmish basically normalizing Iran and potentially Oman collecting tolls, under guise of “fees” for security and other “services”. And sure the U.S. can reap “investment” benefits
>>538994504Lol, those are all nigger places
>>538994458>25% got abortedThat means there would be over 20% more niggers aroundStill sad for the kids
Does iran pretty much have an unlimited supply of missiles and drones?
>>538994567No but theirs are not made by the (((MIC))), so they can make more for cheaper and an extremely fast rate in comparison.
>>538994458and the majority of millennials that were born favor a dog and lego collection over having kids
>>538994431Iran wants a deal. All the rest is just a show for their low IQ supporters, they will keep throwing shit around just enough for the most delusional of copers to convince themselves they're "winning" while they sign whatever deal daddy Trump cooked for them.
>>538994250>Just filterAlso, I can see why people do this, but I ultimately think it's unhelpful. If the enemy is taking a position - like when they were all spamming about the dreaded 'SIGN TAPPERS' right before this war started - I want to know in advance so I can start fucking them over on time. >>538994449Hrm, catbox doesn't seem to like that webm for some reason, even though it plays fine on my computer. Here: https://nitter.poast.org/MenchOsint/status/2077058567568265721#m
Protests started in Tehran.Amerimuts and Zionists couldn't defeat Iran militarily so they're investing on protests once again.
Was there any more kino after I went to bed, or just more screeching from the shills?
>>538994458Boomers are the result of not enough abortion.
>>538994660They are just posting more gay porn after since that one port got hit
>The gardens of eden, beneath which rivers flow, wherein they shall forever abide.I love my land which God has made for me. And I hate the kikes and their nigger whites who want to steal it from me.
>>538993879That doesn't even need a timestamp at this point.
>>538994679What port?
>>538994653Do you guys think the only people who dislike that dumb muslim regime are "Amerimutts and Zionists"? Why is it so hard to believe that there are plenty of Iranians who doesn't like to be ruled by some schizophrenic geriatric incel chuds wearing towels in their head?
>>538994504>being whitephobic.kinda bigotty sis.
>>538994458>NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINO CHILDRENINOS!11!!Neck yourself christkike nigger loving nonhuman
>>538994653Source? Protests against what? The negotiations? Try not to be so low effort next time
>>538994621'Normal' regressive reaction to generation-spanning trauma desudogs and legos are neat but they'd be even neater if you experience them with your child haha isn't that right fellows
>>538994774hold up sis, that's using logic that doesn't happen here.
>>538994056When will the gloves come off and the eyebrows finally raised
>>538994637Shills are not even the enemies but some retards paid to play the fools and to be thrown shit at. The "enemy" is falling for their distraction.
Thread derailed by abortion
>>538994785I'm goyimophobic because goyim enable kikes
>>538993756Good job to who ever made the Pic
>>538994851When the mutts start growing a pair and flying planes into iranian airspace to strike deeper than just 50km from the shore
Kekekeke, uh oh, our shills are switching from AI spam over to the /ptg/ strategy: avi posting cringeShoo shoo trannies, you and the bitter /k/ikes from /uhg/ and /chug/ have your containment threads, shoo!
>>538994899ummmm sis, you've been ragepigging it for atleast two threads now.
>>538994774>Amerimutts and ZionistsUsing these terms doesn't mean I endorse government in Iran.Government in Iran is not an angel, they have many flaws but since they're "fighting global Zionism" many people in the world cheer for them.Put term "چارسو" in X to see videos.It's Iran's main mobile selling shopping center in Tehran, interestingly enough January protests started from here too. Bazari class in Iran has many influence in Iran's economy and social changes.
>>538994882A clumsy enemy signaling their future strategies is not a distraction. Not all spam is that happening, but some of it, which is why the spam. I didn't say to respond to it, I told you to Notice it.
Has anyone seen my dear friend Mojtaba? He hasn't been seen online since February. I fear for his safety.
>>538994074Old news, they're begging for a deal again
>>538994774How are the cleric class incels when as demonstrated recently they have children and grandchildren that the US was just as intent on killing?
I don't wanna die or live, per se, I'm just fuckin sick of thsi shit
>>538995228>trust me bro
>>538995228i hear trump said that we're totally winning bro, isn't that a cool story?bro?
>still the same complete snoozefest that it was back in FebruaryWake me up when someone nukes israel
>>538995029When the miggers shit up a thread you shit back at them and you nuke the whole thread with them
>>538994092No but he's pretty well connected to the higher ups in the hardliner camp. He made similar claims about Araghchi before.
>>538995281Why do they keep sending them over here then?
Imagine Donnie Blumpf BEGGING Iranians and Iran telling him to fuck right off.
Do you think we will ever see the kino invasion of Kharg Island?
>>538995228The news that Iran is asking for a new deal came an hour ago, it is definitely older than this thread. Yet the shills here didn't include the news in the OP. I guess the strategy is just to bury the head in the sand and cope the pain away.
>>538995218
>>538995447trump just tweeted about it, go take a look friend
>>538995029>>538995372Yeah cool it with the antisemitism, gringoylem are OUR friends, even if they are retarded and absolutely vile, familia es familia ese
>>538995377Araghchi needs the boot desu and i say this as someone who like(d) him
>>538995447Kharg Island is basically on the other side of the Gulf and the US can’t even get through Hormuz.
>>538995447No. The second we put boots on the ground is the second we start seeing US servicemen ripped up by drones and America has zero stomach for that shit.
>>538995540He just needs his rest after giving his election victory speech, praise be to Allah.
>>538995595noooooo there's totally going to be a draft soon, get scared goy
>>538995595>America has zero stomach for that shit.One simply does not fight a war without suffering any casualties. I refuse to believe American's are such wussies. How do you ever plan to take on China in a war if you don't even dare lose a couple dozen men on a tiny middle east island?
>>538994458Based boomers
>>538995664Total Merkava DeathI think any large scale US ground troop deployment or especially a draft would lead to insurrection in the US.
>>538995711The war is deeply unpopular as is and there are minimal casualties. It would only get worse when the body count increases.
>>538995561Listen ese, I don't pay the internet company to go online and you hear your opinions. Only MY opinions are valid.
>>538995447Yes.
>>538995479Did Iran say they wanted a deal or did trump say Itan said they wanted a deal?
>>538995711Why is interesting, but actions are effective. They don't want to see casualties because they aren't kikes losing a war, they don't want Americans to be seen next to losing kikes, they don't want to be called kike-lovers; they do not want this war, their occupied government does. We are currently seeing the value of an occupied govenment: lots of tax dollars, no faith. AKA no military, and the ones in power are too despised and spineless to initiate a real draft.And so we're here.
>>538995592If only there was some kind of airborne vehicle able to carry troops from one place to another via flying.Dumb fucking hunigger, scuttle back to your steppe hut.
>>538995447Doubt but they are 100% going for Chabahar. Apparently they even hit regular Iranian Army facilities in the area which only makes sense if they were planning ground ops.
>>538995864Iranian deputy FM yesterday came out asking for a new deal. The reformists clearly want peace but they’re having trouble reining in the IRGC terrorist wing
>>538995447No reason to take that island. If there is a blockade, then iranian oil is not going out so why even bother trying to block their oil coming out from there. Also it's fucking far away from the strait so won't weaken the iranian grip. It's "relatively" close to the bahrain and kuwait bases so that's the only reason the burgers may try it, also for "peremoga".The burgers will completely kill the entire internet ff vids of zogdogs being eaten by drones start appearing.
>>538995664Yeah I keep hearing that and then I keep seeing IDF faggots dying for Israel instead. It's almost as if the plan isn't working out.>>538995711>One simply does not fight a war without suffering any casualties.It's a good thing we aren't fighting a war then. This conflict has stood on the precipice of becoming a real war for months, but it hasn't happened. The closest we got was the downed pilot/failed uranium grab and it's just been a theatrical bombing campaign since then. Also, you are a retard who knows nothing about America if you actually think there's a war with China in our future. Walmart alone wouldn't survive that and they are more important than the federal government.
>>538995892Oh and how are you going to supply paratroopers on an Island, memeflag fuck?
>PETE SAAR YOU COMMIE RAT BASTARD BLOODY BENCHOD MADARCHOD YOU TOLD ME THE STRAIT WAS OPEN !!! /pig/ IS LAUGHING AT ME AND I LOST ALL MY IZZAT GO AND OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!!!What did he mean by this???
>>538995962From the air
Kek miggers are the only ones besides the literal bots used to buy when the headline says "trump iran deal" that still believe anything posted on the senile walking bag of shit accountsThe bubble meltdown will be historic i can't wait for the vids in 4k of mass jumps of bridges and stuff like that
what is the plan when jewlani the shunni kalb attack Lebanon?
BTW there's a new CENTCOM out. They deny hitting a grain silo yesterday AND give a list of locations they've hit. Did we hear any explosion reports from "Tunb"??
>>538996047Nigger why the fuck would you ever believe a word of what centcom says
>>538995962these people spend half of their time watching sweaty negroes running around with a ball and the other half praying for israel. Common sense is not their strongest point.
it's all so tiresome
>>538995929Link or quote? I think I'dve seen this posted yesterday
>>538995897That is very interesting anon. Back in March when the war first started, lots of osint pundits were claiming that taking Chabahar would be way easier than Kharg Island, supposedly because its the only flat terrain of Iran.
>>538996047They didn't deny blowing up a bottled water factory though lol
>>538996024Total sunni death
>>538996103I don't "believe" neither CENTCOM nor the IRGC completely but I will at least consider their statements
>>538995372you just end up shitting the thread up yourself as they are looking for easy bait, half those people aren't even pro Maga. they just know you aren't and are going to bait a response i can hardly stop myself.
>>538995951>sounds of nearby missile impacts intensify in the mic HAHAHAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP GOY YOUR GOING TO GET DRAFTED TRUMP IS GOING TO DRAFT YOU TRUMP IS GOING TO SAVE US THE WHITES ARE COMING TO SAVE US ANY SECOND YOULL SEE AND THEN YOULL DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsounds of nearby missiles impacts intensify in mic
>>538996020When you don’t even dare fly anywhere near the Gulf?
>>538996129>surrounded by mountains>drone mutt shoot
>>538996129also close to balochi separatists, I wouldn't rule it out
>>538995940I believe the reason for taking that specific island is because it exports 90% of Iran's seaborne crude oil, and the reason for that is that its the only deep-water port iran has, where tankers can be loaded with oil. Every other port Iran has is too shallow for mega tankers to be loaded. So US effectively controls Iran's oil by taking that island.
>>538996149I really hope this time Iraqis and Lebanese just destroy these animals. bani 3aw.
Filtered the brazilian glowie foid
>>538995711It would be impossible to hold the island for any period of time so it would just be a useless sacrifice.
>>538996145The mineral water? Yea that was weird
BREAKING: Explosions in Kuwait, Iranian drones incomingMES
>>538995711New media (smartphones, twitter, tiktok) completely pussified Americans. they will never accept casualties again, not even if Mexicans invaded them.>>538995962Wow that wasn't too hard >inb4 muh majid AD systemmeme
Pffft, now they're just posting with their own flag lmao, guess we win this one??
>>538996239Would be useless with the blockade in place and shit would turn into a big ball of fire if somehow the burgers manage, by some miracle, take and hold it.
>>538996180Imma gas your ass
>>538996260no sacrifice is useless when it's for the demon god yahweh!
>>538996129When picking a point to start an invasion in Iran, you are picking a between horrible and an even worse options.
>>538996197Trump said it would be someone else doing the ground invasion (You) if it were to come to that. Good luck jew-chan!
>>538996320this baby can fit so many goyboxes
- Reports of drones targeting Kuwait.Eeyup
>>538996118
>>538993963This is what people don't get. China is taking notes. If Iran can expend our caches then China will just stock up cheap drones and munitions in a saturation attack and then deny us access to the sea by forcing our ships out of range. They'll use the same fast attack boat tactics but with better tech.
>>538996388jews don't die for goyim. goyim die for jews.
>>538996129There is literally one road from that part to the center of iran. Shit is ambush country.
>>538996410wait i thought they were begging for a deal
>>538996352Egypt is an Insane asylum.
>>538996440it sure looks like u guys are dead here tho
>>538996461
>>538996198Balochi got fucked by pakistan recently. Pakistan won't allow the balochi to grow in power because they know any glowie terrorist cell is a terrorist cell that can be used against them.Kurds have been fucked by iran daily since the conflict started.
>>538996320>New media>forgot enforced media blackouts ever since vietnam
The United States is crushing the 92nd Armored Division in Ahvaz, the largest and most equipped military unit in the Middle East. And the opponents of the war are silent.
NO DEAL
>>538996472>storing corpses is a metal shipping container >put it directly in the sunAre these clowns trying to breed new and exotic random diseases? I thought jews were supposed to be smart
An important headline today, the IEC warned US that global oil reserves are nearly depleted as the strait is closed again. The oil crisis could be way more catastrophic than the first round if war resumes.
>>538996424He also said this in an interview yesterday — Iran's Deputy Foreign Minister Gharibabadi:The Islamic Republic of Iran will not be the first country to request negotiations with Washington after these criminal actions by the United States. We will never request negotiations with the United States.If the United States believes that it can force the Islamic Republic to request negotiations by increasing pressure and military actions against Iran, it is gravely mistaken.Secondly, if the United States believes that with these actions, Iran will back down from its positions regarding the Strait of Hormuz or reduce the restrictions imposed, this is also a mistaken assumption.So
>>538996543That’s what they said before the last deal.
>>538996519>U.S. announces it's winning biggly online but doesn't post BASED content again everHOLY SHIT BROS
>>538995543see what through?
>>538996543Damn that was quick, usually if Iran does end up going to talks, they give vague statements or dont outright deny it. At this point, the negotiators must be aware that they are playing with their lives if they make Iran look weak
>I will get those 4channers to side with israel by calling them incels, NEETs and basement dwellers.... and to look convincing I will post anime from 2 decades ago!!!Somehow shills found something less effective than gay trump AI spam
>>538996410Reports indicate that both Camp Virginia and Camp Buhering were targeted in the attack.
All the butthurt whitoids need some ass spraying
>>538996626Based, keep accelerating IranClose the red sea too for good measure
>>538996505As always Panamanon, I know this, but this is what Pete is thinking. Just because it's retarded it doesn't mean they won't go ahead with it, this entire war is testament to that. Between the oil reserves being depleted and the kikes in dumpy's ear, they will get increasingly desperate and embark on these ventures in due time. Any notion of retreat or peace is delusional, they are not rational actors and don't care about lives lost.
>>538996642some heeb kike quoting some persian kike, probably
>>538996672Reformists shot their shot, it didn't work out
>>538996627Reformists need to get their shit together so that the deals don’t get sabotaged by the IRGC. Aragchi and Ghalibaf would be solid leaders compromising with the USA but they’re having trouble stopping the terrorists inside the country.
>>538996543PFFFT HOW DID I MISS THIS HAHAHA
>>538996519>92nd Armored Division in AhvazIs that the regular Iranian Army and not the IRGC? I though US wasn't bombing the army.
>>538996653greater israel and the continued genocide of the goyems
>>538996350It's not useless because Iran still loads their ships over there and just waits for the blockade to open again when trump cucks.Taking it means Iran will have no choice but to shut down their oil wells which would be catastrophic.>would turn into a big ball of fireNo, they're not retarded enough to destroy their only future economic bailout. They'll drone it without blowing up the refineries. They're lucky that Trump is a mega pussy russian traitor and would never do that however.
>>538996691I don't watch foosball wtf is he doing
The white society basically
>>538996440I'm afraid Trump has triple-crossed you. That's the only explanation for this debacle.
>>538996672Also, the markets barely react to Trumps demented manipulations any more. Oil only went from 81 to 78, Spy went barely +0,25% lmao
Boys, I think Iran might actually be losing this time...
>>538996822>mexcrement>doesn't watch futbol Somethin ain't right
>>538996519>And the opponents of the war are silent.i disagree with the goals and costs of this war even if it "succeeds". it would only be hypocritical if we all were in agreement that we want greater yidsrael but disagreed on whether we could succeed.
>>538996722Iran, believe it or not, has it's own political system and the foibles thereof, any possible deal will have to be sold to the farther right elements of the government, and after the US' behavior with the MoU you can imagine this is a tall order
>>538996792>Taking it means Iran will have no choice but to shut down their oil wells which would be catastrophic.but that already happened earlier in this war. and it lead to nothing. did you forget the stories about how the tanks at Kharg island were full and the Iranian wells were at risk?
>>538996884It’s definitely not looking good for Iran
>>538996822Butthurt cope spray for whitoid delicate buttholes
>>538996822Spraying butthurt medication.Jokes aside it's called "magic spray", it's an aerosol topic coolant "medicine". It cools the skin and the muscles enough to numb the nerves a little bit, so the pain goes away for some time. It's mostly menthol.I had it used on me once, it's quite "magical" actually, works like a charm. Won't actually fix anything, just the sensation.
>>538996892Shit's boring because our national teams sucks giga dick and the regional leagues too
>>538996711Air enough, just giving the point that it's not only useless but also stupid and suicidal
>>538996941i concur, iran is totally finished bro
>>538996792Iran can get enough oil out by land and coast hugging that they don't need to shut down their oil wells.
>>538996543trump lies about absolutely everything. every word that comes out of that retards mouth is a lie. he does the "they called, want a deal so badly!" thing every time. probably thinks he's being clever. he actually did the same with ukraine war this morning, claiming russia called for a deal. never happened.
>>538996939It didn't, They were never really at capacity, they just kept loading supertankers in parked them near Kharg, knowing that Trump would open the blockade soon.Now it will be the same, they have months of unloading capability, while America does not have months of oil reserves. So once again they'll do some phantom negotiations with Trump, agree on some bullshit new MoU, blockade opens again.Repeat ad infinitum until Trump agrees to the Iranian demands (release of funds first, withdrawing forces, etc.)
>>53899708540% of their oil was being moved by inland routes before the conflict started
>>538996884Cope, Allah is with Hezbollah.
Reposting some classics https://files.catbox.moe/6zsjky.mp4
Me when the war's over and miggers kill themselves
Just before the vote on the law to weaken the attorney general, Gafni threatens not to voteThe religious Zionist party attacks Torah Judaism: "They will not be able to show their faces on the ultra-Orthodox street"• The High Court of Justice halted the entry into force of the law to abolish the arrest of deserters • The coalition canceled the kosher reform of the previous government and fulfilled its part towards the ultra-Orthodox within the framework of the political deal • During the vote on the law to freeze the arrests of ultra-Orthodox deserters: Edelstein, Iloz, Haschel and Solomon from the coalition voted Against • All updates from the Knesset
>>538997172Its insane how people dont see the game Iran is playingThis anon is right. The only way USrael could have a shot at winning is by launching a ground invasion
>>538997252Top kek
Funny how Trump lost his ability to TACO his way out of this. Iranians dont have nothing of his "They called they want a deal" bullshit anymore, they answer with drones, missiles and deniying Trumps claims after 1 hour now.So Trump will have to make REAL concessions now to deal with the iranians, that means Israel withdraws fully from Lebanon, US withdraws from the arab gulf countries and unfreezes iranians assets before any negotiations will start. And the clock is ticking for the US. Trump the dumbest president ever just made another huge blunder with his renewed attacks on iran. Sometimes i really ask myself if he is dumb as a brick.
>>538994430O wish, but no. It won't run out until Q1 2027.>B-But le military reservePete Gayseth will sign it, or else. And Trump won't have any choice anyway. So the current fake manipulated market shitshow can and will go for a long while.
>>538997422>>538997172Idea: miggers board and steal the oil tankers that Iran is parking in the gulf. If Iran blows them up, then not a huge loss, because they're Iran's ships anyways.
>>538996410>>538996687>Reports indicate that both Camp Virginia and Camp Buhering were targeted in the attack.Based
>>538996594This was done by hamas. Kikes under report their dead and trickle them with time. You do know about the cum extraction done by kikes?
>>538997597It may work for iran, or it may backfire if Trump orders something really stupid because he's forced to escalate.
>>538997597Yes but what you're missing is that there are clearly two factions vying for control in Iran right now. There are the cucked appeasers like Qalibaf and Araghchi who obviously have family in the West and are being blackmailed to "negotiate," and then there are the based IRGC who are the ones actually launching the missiles and the drones. If the cucks win, it's over. The US is relying on the blockade to squeeze the IRGC further and thus further empower the cucks. They have to be very vigilant here because this strategy may absolutely work.
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>>538997597>concessionsThat's just words to USrael, at this point unless Iran sees action (removing US forces from the area, releasing stolen funds, yids fucking off from Lebanon) then they have no reason to stop.
>>538996941LOLWhy? Is the pool open?
>>538997597your assuming his goal is to resolve this, it isnt, he wants war but the people said no. notice how each time they do a pause or a fake pause it always ends with some manufactured bs and trump trying to say iran really brought it on themselves this time? notice how nothing constructive is done during these pauses except trying to create artificial scenarios to try and make iran out as the aggressor for the whole thing retroactively, like the oman corridor. stuff.
>>538997085Yeah but not indefinitely>Reuters reported estimates that Iran could absorb a complete export halt for roughly about 2 months, depending on how much storage is actually usable; after that, production cuts and shut-ins would be neededThey _can_ outlast Trump and the west's need for oil thoever, and that only thing that matters.That's why they didn't make a peep about reimposing of the blockade. they don't care cause they know trump will surrender first.
>>538997694This should be disqualifying btw. No person with family in the West should be allowed to hold any kind of official position in Iran. This is exactly what's happening, as I predicted. They're being blackmailed and it's working.
Any new hezbollah drone vids?
>>538997694The reformists will win because people naturally want peace and stability. In the mean time USA will continue to mow the lawn until they cave.
>>538997694the hormoozer doesnt give a fuck about compromisers
Why the fuck would you say Iran is losing. What the actual fuck is wrong with MAGAtards?
When discussing a ground invasion (Kharg, Chabahar, Abu Musa etc.) people instinctively assume the main issue is that ZOGbots would be sitting ducks waiting to get droned and ambushed into oblivion. But Iran doesn't need to wait that long lol. As soon as they determine that a U.S. landing ship is positioning itself to land, they can unleash the mother of all shaheed and missile spam salvos until the ship and everyone in it is a vague splatter of red and black at the bottom of the sea.Ground invasion is simultaneously near-impossible and also America's only option to "win" this war. Very fun deadlock
>>538997969Then they proceeded to do just that during the MoU
>>538997912MAGA live in their own reality fueled by delusions. It's almost like a collective hallucination. Dont know if they put something in the water to make them like that.
>>538997694>>538997834>>538997844I don't believe in any claims of infighting. Iran has people playing good cop bad cop just to fuck with Trump. This way Iran can turn on and off the fighting whenever they want.
>>538997940They're not going to be storming the beeches like normandy, insertion is done by air
>>538997694Retarded take. Reforms and hardliners are two sides of the same coin. The former exist to pacify and neutralize the opposition, while the latter are there to keep foreign policy on track
>>538997912shills wanting to make the war look basically done to try and drag americans into it caught unaware until its too late and theyre touching down over iran. the zog side of this makes sense if you just remember they are just trying to find the right combinations of words to try and trick the most white men they can into dying in iran. if they could say you won tranny ten thousand times and have you die in iran they would.
>>538997422>The only way USrael could have a shot at winning is by launching a ground invasionYes, but Iran is betting it won't happen. With Turmp's cowardice, midterms, rising gas prices, economy in shambles, lack of troops and motivation, they have a good reason for that.Trump's only hope is to recruit is some Joulani HTSapes who will do the invasion for him. Then again Erdogan won't allow that and the other armies in the ME are all jeet mercenaries.
>>538997940Let’s assume the US somehow pulls off the landings. The ships can’t leave and become gigantic targets ready to be sunk. And when they do you have thousands of boots getting droned and droned and droned to death without any supply.A land invasion isn’t just unfeasable. It’s impossible. Literally.
>>538998011And as it turns out they can close it whenever they want because trump and miggers are weak and effeminate
>>538998063Unified except for all the minority tunic groups that hat Iran. Weak ass propaganda piece
>>538998064>insertion is done by airWay too slow and inefficient if you want enough troops to hold the territory in question.
>>538998033Qalibaf has a son living in Australia. There is no way he isn't being held in some torture dungeon deep in some outback mine right about now. It's not a question of if, it's almost certainly a fact.>>538998069Yes VPNfag, that's how the system is supposed to function. But it's clearly not working as intended, because the people who first came up with it didn't take into account the fact that Qalibaf has a son living in Australia who's being used as blackmail. Feel free to prove me wrong.
>>538997834They've already demonstrated they can withstand bombing. If the US actually goes through with bridge and powerplant day, Iran would start attacking infrastructure of the Gulf countries. Iran has their own doomsday option of destroying the oil infrastructure. They control the escalation ladder up to a ground invasion or nuclear weapons. That's why the US hasn't won already.
>>538998095Threadly reminder that this ship was blown up while taking the Iran route and following Iranian instructions
>>538998077True, except most of the military is non-White (hell most of the country is probably non-White), so who cares
>>538997940I agree, which is why I think this will ultimately lead to the total demolition of infrastructure across the entire region. I also think Iran is better positioned to weather it than everyone else due to its decentralized infrastructure system.
Allahu Akbar!Death to America!Death to pissrael!Damn the kikes!Victory to Islam!
>>538998184>and following Iranian instructionsTurn back NOW>noOK retardMiggers and their lies
just used the philosopher's stone to add more oil into the SPRcope and seethe
>>538998187see thats their problem. their goal was to cause a war so massive that we all just voluntarily joined, right now they just have the mutts they use inbetween big wars.
No republican is winning the White House until 2036 at the earliest. We could have had a border wall, mass deportations, election integrity, Epstein class prosecutions, reshoring manufacturing, and instead we get a war with Iran.
Images of the seven martyrs of the US attack on the military base in Bampor yesterday @IRKhbarFori
>>538998287Why would a migger ship be in the Iran route?
>>538997940I think most people don't realize that Kharg Island is past the Strait of Homos and would require any landing ship to travel along 50% of Iran's southern coast before even getting in position to start a landing. They can't even protect merchant ships that Iran lobs a couple missiles at. A naval vessel for making an amphibious landing would get hundreds of missiles/drones shot at it.
>Explosions reported in Kuwait, following Drone launches from Iran.>The Bubiyan Island was reportedly targeted.>No base there, but has served as ATACMS launch site several times during the war.
>>538998359they attached merging with the idf to the save act btw.
>>538998148AI slop, but useful:Modern military forces no longer storm beaches using the mass amphibious assault tactics seen in World War II, such as the D-Day landings. Today's operations rely on rapid insertion via air and specialized craft to bypass beach defenses entirely. Evolution of Amphibious WarfareModern Tactics: The U.S. Marine Corps now employs a "ship-to-objective maneuver" where small teams use MV-22 Ospreys, CH-53 helicopters, amphibious combat vehicles (ACVs), and Landing Craft Air-Cushions (LCACs) to insert directly onto inland objectives, avoiding the beach entirely. Force Design 2030: Current doctrine emphasizes distributed operations and Expeditionary Advanced Base Operations (EABO), where small units deploy missile launchers or sensor nodes on islands and coastlines before disappearing, rather than conducting large-scale beach invasions. Technological Shift: Contemporary landings are preceded by satellite surveillance, cyber attacks, and precision strikes to suppress enemy defenses, allowing for the quiet insertion of recon teams and specialized units like the Marine Littoral Regiment (MLR).Historical Context: In contrast, the D-Day invasion of Normandy involved massive seaborne invasions where troops landed directly on beaches like Omaha Beach under heavy fire, a method now considered obsolete due to advancements in weaponry and tactics. Do people forget that Afghanistan is a landlocked country? They weren't storming beaches then either
>>538998152>because the people who first came up with it didn't take into account the fact that Qalibaf has a son living in Australia who's being used as blackmail. Feel free to prove me wrong.You're wrong. Most politicians here have some kind of ties to the West. Rouhani and Zarif have relatives living in the West. Ghalibaf's family are radical centrists. they lean toward whoever benefits them. Khamenei's family reportedly owns banks and hotels in Switzerland and Austria. It's not really about being reformist or hardlines getting blackmailed. it's about family interests.But yeah,go ahead and call me a vpn.
>>538998357They really shot themselves in the foot between the browning and the competency crisis
>>538998460It's all so tiresome. They deserve to lose.
>>538998507[Your response has been recorded by the Iranian Secret Service. Expect a house visit soon, citizen.]
The target in the first image is approximately 700 km off the coast of Iran and like the other images, it is a pinpoint suicide drone strike.19.569492°N, 57.702083°E
Aight Imma hit the gym. Fuck mutts and kikes!
>>538998507I love how people here were adament that Iran flags posting here were all legit and it was impossible to use a VPN through Iran if they supported Iran. Now that some realists post here they're convinced that its a VPN KEK
>The Iranian Army, in a statement, condemned the British Parliament's move to designate the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) as a "terrorist" organization, describing it as another sign of this country's malice.>In the statement, the Army, referring to Britain's long history of supporting terrorism, described the IRGC as the world's largest anti-terrorism organization, and emphasized its solidarity and cooperation with the IRGC in confronting external threats and aggressors.
>>538998364Uh, it is a mix of people one could find here and indians. Funny.
>>538998656>terrorize shipping>NOOO DON'T CALL US TERRORISTSkek
>>538998656Perfidious Albion
>>538998476death to all clankers
>>538998275Saved, I'll turn on my other device and tag that faggot
>>538998294I took a nasty fart and now the SPR is down 10 million barrels.
>>538998733They would need the watermelon seller's permission first.
>>538998529they really should have just waited until after iran to brown us out>>538998537truly. at this point id rather it all burn down than maintain it at the cost of helping kikes. theyd just make the browns legal anyway to get around their concession to us. >>538998712trump shot some jeet traders and wants an even higher more Exorbitant shakedown fee
we should add a counter for this in the OP for his inevitable TACO
>>538998812the USA is a superpower, we control the seas, we make the rules, muslim terror states dont
>>538998816>he's just doing reruns nowboring
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>>538998733Al Golemani, I hope he turns on them and takes Israel instead.
>>538996939>it lead to nothingit led to the MOU which iran had previously refused to discuss, they abandoned about a dozen preconditions including saying they wouldn't show up in switzerland when they were already on the plane
>>538998891XDDDI can’t imagine you typing that with a straight face.
>>538998476I'm not sure of the exact rates, but I can't imagine aerial infiltration will be able to land more than a few hundred troops in any particular location before it gets detected by Iran, upon which drones, missiles + common Iranian Army artillery will rain down on them from every direction.
>>538998891except we clearly dont, hell we cant even ban brown people from other countries taking our welfare and jobs and voting or holding office without permission from yidsrael. maybe we clear that out first before trying to dick swing overseas?
Sorry miggers but the strait is CLOSEDAnd you LOST
>>538997666I was told camp beuhring was totally destroyed and abandoned months ago, why did /pig/ fall for it again?
>>538999053strait traffic actually increased today from 14 to 21 :)
>>538998130>a country has a minority of people in it that hate itwow that's never happened with the USA that's for sure
>The U.S. just sanctioned a global weapons procurement network tied to Iran’s IRGC.>Treasury says 7 individuals and entities helped move weapons, aircraft parts, drones, money, and personnel through companies and intermediaries in Iran, Nigeria, Italy, and Russia.>The action follows Iran’s attacks on commercial vessels in the Strait of Hormuz and targets networks supporting the IRGC’s weapons production and proliferation efforts.>Sec. Bessent said Trump has made clear that Iran must denuclearize and vowed to keep disrupting the networks funding its weapons programs and war machine.>The designated assets under U.S. jurisdiction are now blocked, and foreign financial institutions dealing with them could face secondary sanctions.>Washington is going after the supply chain behind Iran’s weapons, one company and facilitator at a time.Two m ore sanctions
>>538997717>WHY AREN'T MY CALLS PRINTING I AM SMART EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMB THIS IS SCOTTY POWELL'S FAULT AHHHHHmany such cases lol
>>538994177kekypow larp ape
>>538999117you mean traffic in the iran pathway that iran fully controls? lol
>Ukrainian monitoring channels report the takeoff of 4 Tu-22M3 aircraft from Engels airbase on a southern heading toward the Sea of Azov.>They suggest a threat to Odessa and neighboring regions.>Also, Ukrainians expect another major attack on Kiev tonight.
We're definitely putting boots on the ground.
>>538998806I believe the watermelon salesmen has already approved this. The glowie turkish accounts im following have already started about how important it is for turkey to replace iran's influence over lebanon.
>>538997940They can't land enough air defenses to defend against waves of drones. The burgers will be sitting ducks regardless and the crayon eaters will be forced to shoot at drones with their rifles or shoot themselves in the head with them
>>538999239i think the red flag was when hakan fidan (former chief glowie) compared irans actions with israels
>>538999239makes sense to me
>>538998891>Burgers remaking the melian dialoguePolitical scientists are wrong, you aren't the modern Rome but the modern Athens and this retarded "special military operation" is your Sicilian expedition, lmao.
>>538999011True, but it's not as if they would be landing without AF strikes happening simultaneously, the real danger is when the strikes stop and Iran is free to hit their positions
>>538994717people have been developing that land before anyone heard of your godgood chance the og inhabitants were thrown out at some point because of someone's god tho
>>538996047Always believe the opposite of whatever FENTCOM says
>>538999318fidan is a very dark character, he is seen as the successor after erdogan, he is very pro-US and anti-Russia
>>538999399LOL this. Believing Fentcom is like believing Ukrainian missile interception rates.
>>538999407pro US in this case also means pro Israel/MossadMIT has deep ties with Mossad going back to the early 90s
new laundry fires
>>538998806>>538999239>erdotard approves of this while the south of syria is slowly turning into a permanent zone for IDFwhy do so many retarded leaders and politicians love cucking themselves to jews?
>>538999584Shekels and cheese pizza
>>538999584as a spiritually j*wish people you should know the answer to this
>>538999626see, even the mulatto knows
>>538996047why did they consider the wheat storage facility as military target?
>>538999584Political leaders think too highly of their strategic capacity, in this case, he is probably considering a future rivalry with Iran after Israel and the amerikeks become a non-issue, and so he is taking steps to prevent it (after all he could always simply strangle Israhell's fossil fuel supply to get it to bend to his will, something that he wouldn't be able to do against Iran). Better the evil you know and all that.
>>538999584He is an opportunist, saudi investment in lebanon is at a historically low point, hariri's have disappeared from the lebanese scene. Combined with assad's fall, erdogan views it as a historic opportunity to turn lebanon into a turkish puppet state akin to syria. I believe suweida is completely given up on for the time being, even daraa could fall to hijri militia if turkey and israel enter a proxy war here.
>>538998891>rule #1: obey israel>rule #2: goyim are animalsare you sure you made those rules, tyrone?
>>538999584erdogan is a donmeh jew, he's on record saying that "anyone who threatens israel's existence is an enemy" and also was a staunch supporter of the iraq war
>>538999733you should look in to the j*wish concept of "cherem"
>>538999733Ai did it.Ai is satanic
>>538999356It's just completely uncharted territory for the US. Iraq was a flat desert, you've had ample time to prepare for a land invasion from Kuwait and shock and awe worked to disorient the Iraqis before they could organize a defence. Afghanistan was already undergoing civil war and state dysfunction, and you invaded via NA-controlled territory for the most part, without any fear of drones, missiles, or even artillery given the buffer between NA and Taliban territory.
>>539000001UH you were so close to get those 0s.
Daily reminder, muslims are cowards.
>>539000152Kek doesn't grant his blessings to mulattos
UAE tanker tried to take the 20% toll road but stopped when they heard how much it cost
>>539000257and faggots
>>539000152It's okay, i got double trips on another thread mocking argentinians calling themselves white.
>>539000257did you enlist yet?
>>539000035Yes and no, I mean Grenada was a similar insular operation, albeit without a well armed mainland nearby. It'll be a bloodbath, don't misunderstand me, but it's not unheard of. Bay of migs incoming
>>539000263what is your trauma with mulattos? I doubt panabro is mulatto tho. Hi is cool, Mulattos tend to be "uncle tom".
no bake, no news for you
>>539000472nawt rayciss jus dont loike em
