There are now 7 dogs on my floor, they smell bad and are noisy. The HR ladies say it's good for team psychology and people are afraid to speak up. I hate my job and want to kill myself pls kill me
>>539004352foids ruin everything they touch
>>539004352>want to kill myselfWe've all been telling you to KYS for years, Praty.
>>539004352Dogs are based if only for the fact that shitskins mongrels are repulsed by them.
How brown are you?
you muslim?
>>539004352feed them raisins.
>>539004352that's actually her husband
>>539004352How do walk themOr have them use the bathroomOr even feed themLots of questions
>>539004352This is the faith of all office cucks.
>>539004552>>539004564Well behaved dogs that don't shit and piss around the office are cool. Our incompetent nepo marketing director we had at OnePlus USA had a dog that would just pee all over the office. They wouldn't even clean up after it and call the facilities janitor to do it. Company would incur additional cleaning fees on top of it lol.
>>539004634>How do walk them Or have them use the bathroomput them on a leash and take them outside, where there's undoubtedly areas dedicated to dogs going potty. I worked at AWS and took my dog to work and everyone wanted me to keep bringing him. They have dog potty areas next to every office building in Seattle.>Or even feed themby putting their food in a bowl on the floor you retard>>539004695>Well behaved dogs that don't shit and piss around the office are cool.This. It's only ever shitty owners that don't train their dogs that are the problem.Also: LOL JEETS TRIGGERED BY DOGS AT WORK KEK
>>539004352Dogs are filthy stupid beasts that should be euthanized on sight, inshallah.
>>539004352Then just do it, saarAnd we do not feel remorse for you since you are annoying, obnoxious jeet
>>539004695I was an arborist for a bit in a past life and this chick (who was a tree climber, not joking) brought her support dog on the job siteHer dog would bite our groundsmen and she’d get pissed if branches landed “too close” to her dog… and the dog would run around unpredictably thinking the whole thing was a gameAnyways, at one point the dog apparently just straight up ran offI thought it was weird that i was not hearing and barking or seeing anything stupid for a solid 20 minutes. Then she descends down from the tree and throws a massive fit about how this occuring was “all of our faults” and was talking about how she was going to sue us or something. I just told her that she should look for her dog instead of making a scene, and she was like “you HAVE to help me find me, NOW” and we all looked at each other and were like “nah”Yes, my boss was and still is a massive fucking retard who would make decisions like this a bunch. His business has not grown at all in years
>>539004352jeet thread?>i hate dogs every other commentjeet thread.
>>539004352imagine working white collar and not working from home in 2026kekthe money you spend on gasthe time you spend getting ready and doing more laundry because you can't work in your sweatsthe wasted time walking through buildings and attending meetings waiting for meeting rooms to empty before you can start yours instead of clicking "join". maybe you and your company are retarded?
>>539004352I am so sick of dogs. There is one guy who brings his dog to the office counter to policy and no one says anything because he's the vice president of whatever the fuck.
>>539004843That’s really unprofessional and you sound extremely annoying, ngl
>>539004352get one of these https://www.amazon.com/ultrasonic-sound-generator/s?k=ultrasonic+sound+generatorcertain frequencies make dogs go apeshitjust don't stick it at your desk
>>539004634>Or have them use the bathrooma properly trained dog will let you know it needs to be taken outside for poopoopeepee
>>539004352why is it so fucking bright
>>539005014True, still seems bad for all parties to just bring a pet to the officeI’m guessing pic rel is the boss
>>539004352You are rich cuz you are Swiss start your own businnes and reqruit boys only.
>>539004352Muslim/pajeet repellent. /threadDid you know dogs dont smell bad to white people and jews? It’s a cilantro sort of situation. With pure aryan or jew DNA behind your nose, the odor of the dog is NONE. Brown people find the smell intolerable because they are a primitive prey ape and naturally fear their usual predators.
>>539004966I like working from the office because things actually get done. It was frustrating in 2020 when everyone worked remote because everyone just pretended to work instead, nothing got done.Plus I'm not a retard who lives a long way from work, it's a 3 minute drive for me.
>>539004352Also Faggot-Tranny-Nigger-Kike mods need to do their job
>>539004352Why make this thread again?Dogs are annoying, even more than women.People who bring dog's to the office are entitled faggts.>bite peop;e>stink>beg for food>ruin concentration>bark
>>539004989Go back to India. You're not welcome in America. Go shit on the streets like the animals you tell yourself you're above.
>>539005173ywnbart
>>539005173Bruh, you clearly have never worked ever if this is the hill you’re dying on
>I don't like dogs in an office where they shouldn't even be>MUSLIM INDIAN RAPEJEET SAARjesus
>>539004352I bring my dog to work but I work by myself and outdoors.
>>539005231Well to be fair it's usually only the shitskins upset at this sort of thing.
>>539004843Just leave your dog at home. Nobody wants to be around it.
>>539004352My hr has cats, even other hr girls dont like them. I thought no animals for liability reasons? Anyways research the breed and ways to annoy them get them to bark or act aggressive to you then complain for a payout
>>539004352>they're not bothering youuuu
>>539005231yes and?it is literal that only jeets get upset by this.
>>539005303>>539005195
>>539005263Bacon on your desk.
>>539004352
>>539004352kek praty...found the office
>>539004352YOU JUST KNOW
>>539005058hard to say without contextcould be the bosscould be a high value employeecould be a temporary situation due to whatever
>>539004352>I hate dogs
>>539005397this one actually
>>539004352I have three Shiba Inus, they are the cutest fucks in the world but they would destroy an office building out of boredom within minutes, they’d even work on it together. They would bite all the Karen’s that tried to touch them and piss all over their shoes because their perfume smells like dog piss.Be like Shib
>>539005108>I like working from the office because things actually get done. It was frustrating in 2020 when everyone worked remote because everyone just pretended to work instead, nothing got done.Tell me you're middle-management that contributes jack-shit to your team without telling me.You caring more about other peoples' productivity more than your own was the dead giveaway.You seem to seethe when your reportees aren't present to make you feel like you're worth more than a semblance of a turd. pro tip: you aren't and the world would be better if you were dead.>>539005195the only thing I aim to be is the best version of the white male I am. I don't have delusions to be something I'm not. Keep seething though, browngoloid.>>539005203bruh, telling jeets to go back isn't dying on a hill. it's just doing what's right for me and mine.>>539005263I work from home now and make more money, faggot.Loving the kike-rage and jeet-rage. keep it coming losers.
>>539005537lmfao
>>539005583>Keep seething thoughywnbart
>>539005397gods you are sexy anon
>>539005635>continues to seethe
Is that desk arrangement rage bait? There's clearly enough space for everyone to have a fucking window view without their desks right next to each other.I worked in an open office. It was nice. OP's picture isn't an open office it's a slave quarter that makes you work right across from your coworker.
>>539005633kek i don't think its praty so I won't dox don't worry OP but I found your ass
>>539004352Having animals that belong outside, inside, is the most subhuman thing ever. I like dogs, but mine lived outside for most of it's life. That's where they are the most happy anyway.
>>539005680>continues to pretend he's a REAL troll
>>539005361I took a guy down for this. Fat, hispanic, american flat shirt. Lol. He was fat so it wasn’t fair. Double leg takedown with a bit of english. Way too easy. The worst part was when i ripped open the shit bag and smashed it into his hair. He didn’t gag. He didn’t puke. He didn’t scream. He was blushing. I regretted it instantly.
>>539004966So true. Imagine wanting to be in an office for the "culture"The culture of having a grocery store sheet cake in the break room once a month to celebrate birthdays. The culture of passing around some shitty birthday card every other day because some foid wants to have everyone signThe culture of listening to dumbasses make medical appointments or personal callsThe culture of listening to foids discuss from 10:30AM - noon what to eat for lunch, at which place, for how long and with who and whether to order in or notThe culture of listening to foids bitch about whatever petty drama happened on the fun committee when Janice said she'd bring napkins for donut day but didn't and the gluten free girl didn't feel includedThe culture of anyone with actual decision making capability being in closed door meetings all day everyday so they don't have to interact with the plebs
>>539005108>I like working from the officekys boomer
>>539005831>telling the truth is trolling..sometimes, I guess.don't really need your reactions though, aren't your replies the only things that even make my comments approach "trolling"?
>>539004592If anything happened to the dogs there, he would be the first person suspected, because he was the only one openly complaining about them.
>>539004352She's not even performing any useful work!!WTF is this?>Hi,I have a vagina.>HIRED! 200,000 per year
>>539005791Dogs have always belonged inside. In rome, egypt, babylon, ur, london, berlin… always inside. Outside dogs get bored and engage in mischief, or accumulate filth, or catch and spread diseases. Just like outdoor cats. Did you know cats can and cant do pest control? An indoor cat is great pest control. An outdoor or barn cat can alter local rodent behavior but can not reduce or control the population as long as they can find birds, lizards, frogs, and garbage to eat. An indoor cat is safe. An outdoor cat can give you fleas, plague, and toxoplasmosis. Outdoor cats are the only domesticated rabies reservoir in the US!Leaving pets outside is irresponsible and only low IQ peasants ever did it. ANY outdoor pet is third world behavior. Always has been. Always will be.
>>539005949>aren't your replies the only things that even make my comments approach "trolling"?okay, so, you shit yourself in publicsomene tells you that you've shit yourselfyou tell them you shit yourself on purpose to get them to tell you that you've shit yourselfhow is this "trolling" in any way
>>539004352On global scale this will not happen because of;- muslims- indians- niggers (yeah you heard well, those who landed in Europe has irrational fear from the domesticated animals)- and the well-known office geeks who are allergic for everything
>>539005903lol i don't fucking miss any of it. not one bit.>>539006045>how is this "trolling" in any waydude I never claimed to be trolling. you're the one who came in with the straw-man. the burden is on you to prove I'm actually trying to be what you're claiming I'm trying to be. Since I've done nothing with the goal of getting reactions and just shared my opinions or facts, I doubt you'll make much headway in that effort, but good luck I guess? Skizo or something?
>>539004352Just poison the dogs.
>>539004352> I hate my job and want to kill myself pls kill meI bet you make +10k $ per month. Am I right?
>>539006013This is literally every company I have ever worked at. Like 80% daycare jobs with better pay and hours than anyone actually doing work.
>>539004352I work in a wastewater plant and even we don't allow this shit.A couple of feral cats set up in the lab once. They seem so sure of themselves that we couldn't find anyone to kick them out. That was different though. They weren't pampered-ass furbags that stupid women treat like royalty and claim as emotional soulmates. They were scruffy survivors at the back end of their short and unpleasant lives and deserved a brief stretch of relative comfort before passing on.
>>539006175>you're seething that I shit myselfyawn.gif.bat.exe
>>539006237please do. you'll go to jail because everything you do in those buildings is on camera. we need you retards to overplay your hand like the kikes have recently so "the noticing" can converge on you poos along with the kikes
>>539004352>I hate my job and want to kill myself pls kill meWe all know you want to be the dog yourself
fucker hating on dogs....
>>539006314yea, there's no point in arguing with stupid. i think your reactions to my comments that weren't even fishing for reactions make me happy anyway. lol you made me unintentionally troll just by being a really scared squirmy wormy jeet xD
>>539006519>being a really scared squirmy wormy jeet xD>only think he has is tossing some label at you over and over, did it from first reply on >>539004843>LOL JEETS TRIGGERED BY DOGS AT WORK KEK>y-you lost, tranny
you will always pretend to be a "troll"
>>539006659>>539006670all i have to do is keep replying to keep your seethe fountain pouring.>>y-you lost, trannyI didn't say that, but ok. Is that an admission of you being a tranny-jeet? I think the stats make it more likely you're a tranny-loving jeetfag.
>>539006787>all i have to do is keep replying to keep your seethe fountain pouring.indeed, now reply to me again to swear you're a real troll like a good little bitch
>>539004352When will it end?
>>539005108You like going into the office? What the f*** is wrong with you?
>>539006033The most intelligent post in the thread
>>539004352Muslims shouldn't be in Europe, you have to go backIf you're Bosnian and drink then you can stay in Europe, but go back to Yugoslavia.
>>539006860i said multiple times i'm not a troll. I don't need to be. For white males who make 6figs working from home like me, existing and prospering is all I have to do to piss off everyone I detest.
>>539004352It takes one grape.
>>539007028>i said multiple times i'm not a troll.I'm glad we can agree that you will never be a real troll, thenweird for you to reply so many times so triggered over something we're in agreement on, no?
>>539006896they're a midwit manager who gets their asshole rimmed at work. they're the only people who genuinely enjoy being in the office. without it, how can they blissfully ignore how little they actually do? Imagine being a midwit manager for a work-from-home team. What do they do? DM everyone a couple times a day saying "any blockers?" or "remember to ...". Lol they're scared as fuck about their impending role consolidation as you only need 1 person to do that for 10 teams.These are the type of people who only have their job because they knew someone, not because they were useful beyond sub-average intelligence whatsoever.
>>539007106dude i said it back here: >>539005949you just don't know English well enough to understand implications, I guess...... or you're just retarded?
>>539007348>I ageed I would never be a real troll in the first replyyou did indeed
and yet, a dozen replies later, you're still agreeing with me
>>539004352Bring a pitbull. The bigger, the better.
>>539005583I'm a senior level engineer at an airplane manufacturer who doesn't like to get shit on because projects aren't getting done
>>539006896It's really not that big of a deal to go in office when you're not a redditor.Things get done when everyone's at work, they don't when people are at home.
>>539004352>1pbtidYou could adopt a shitbull and bring it into the office. Guaranteed to change policy once a dog gets mauled.
>>539006237Ask me how I know your skin is the color of poop.
>>539006273Here's more, bro.
>>539004352I love dogs but agree with the fact they stink a place up, force the HR sluts to buy a few ozone generators that'll fix it.
This is, at least, the second time today this 1pbtid Swiss faggot has dumped this shit here and ran away.
>>539008112"Swiss"rather
>>539008112I have a theory that all 1pbtid OPs are only 1pbtid because it's the only way they themselves don't get rekt in the thread, and most if not all then samefag the thread with replies like "anyone replying to this thread should kys for getting baited" and suchcause it's the only way they can feel like they "won" something
>>539004352holes are crushingly depressed and lonely... good.ignore them harder. unlike men they truly suffer from loneliness.
>>539004352i have noticed workers' or owners' dogs in work places a lot lately and because of it i'm starting to hate dogshumans ruin everything, even dogs
>>539004352>want to kill myself pls kill meplease do, muhammad, just don't get all explodey about it, a rope on a strong tree branch will do fine
>>539007675>Things get done when everyone's at work, they don't when people are at home.They would if people appropriately got fired for not doing their jobs.>>539007609>I'm a senior level engineer at an airplane manufacturer who doesn't like to get shit on because projects aren't getting doneSo your boss is so retarded he can't differentiate between your output and your team's output? Sucks to be managed by a retard, I guess?You're really towing the outdated line for pointless commuting. Are you unable to live without getting your asshole licked for being a "senior level engineer" or something? Are you personally less productive at home because you lack self-discipline? Do you personally need a chaperone to do your work? Are you that pathetic?
>>539004843The jeet shit on the floor but nobody believed him when he tried to blame it on the dog.
> I hate my job and want to kill myselfThis is the average thought of every worker on the planet though.. We don't work because we want to or even get a shed of satisfaction from it. (minority exists but they'll wake up soon enough)It's only to pay bills and cry yourself to sleep in a bed you barely could afford to begin with..So dogs are not the problem here. Work in general, is!
>>539004352Temporarily adopt a pibble from a shelter as your work support dog.Tell the cunts it's their fault their dogs were making microaggressions toward your little poochie poo.>It gets put downBring in another pibbles from the shelter and accuse them of being dog racists if they so much as give you a dirty look
>>539004549>Work sucks >Hey I know what will make work even worse, other peoples' untrained dogs trying to eat my lunch I like dogs but there are way too many dog owners now and the majority have no idea how to properly train and care for a dog. A dog is not meant to be in an office building or an apartment block. They get anxious, bored, and antsy. It should be illegal for people who live and work in cities to own dogs. Dogs are for the country.
>>539009912> So your boss is so retarded he can't differentiate between your output and your team's output?Crazy that you're this smug for being a guy whose only ever worked data entry, ticket based, or fast food jobs that can be quantified by individual output.News flash, retard: Grown ups in grown up jobs require cooperation between multiple people in multiple roles to get anything done.
>>539004352>not finding a way to go NEETNGMI
>>539005853>lies that never happenedAnd everyone clapped, right?
>>539007052I don't believe you. Citation Needed.
>>539004352Ask if you can bring your child, because it's good for your psychology.
>>539005633>>539005779Lmfao, god bless you anon, keeping the spirit of 4chan alivePic unrelated, enjoy a very old meme
>>539004352Normal people like dogs, anon. Maybe you're just fucking weird.
>>539004352Hope they make you so mad you try to kick one and then it kills you, pratty.
>>539005537SAARRRS DO NOT REDEEM THE ADDRESS
>>539007052Are you high? You can feed a dog of that size a whole damn box of raisins with zero concern outside of possibly some runny shits later on.>>539012623I’m pretty sure it’s a typo, the “g” was added erroneously.
>>539004352bring emotional support wolf
>>539013607Owning a sentient being is literal slavery and virtual rape.
>>539005097Actual Anglo Saxon here. Not sure what D&C this kike is pulling but given how dysgenic jews are it wouldnt surprise me if your sense of smell is abysmal, juden
>>539004458but if you look at her screen she's reading stuff in english so be happy you won world war 2 otherwise she'd be speaking german.
>>539004352It seems sex in the workplace is back on the menu
>>539014192Nah, you just struggle with the domains and limits of ideas, and have been taught by public school that mapping x to y in new ways is intelligent (they trained you wrong on purpose, as part of your slavery.)
>>539004352>"Caesar once, seeing some wealthy strangers at Rome, carrying up and down with them in their arms and bosoms young puppy-dogs and monkeys, embracing and making much of them, took occasion not unnaturally to ask whether the women in their country were not used to bear children; by that prince-like reprimand gravely reflecting upon persons who spend and lavish upon brute beasts that affection and kindness which nature has implanted in us to be bestowed on those of our own kind. With like reason may we blame those who misuse that love of inquiry and observation which nature has implanted in our souls, by expending it on objects unworthy of the attention either of their eyes or their ears, while they disregard such as are excellent in themselves, and would do them good."Based Caesar
>>539004352Are you muzzie?Dogs are cool, specially if you dont have to take care of them.
>>539004352Get a real job, loser. Something tells me you're "non-essential"
>>539004634In a typical office job you are chained to your desk for the whole 8 hours of your shift. You can easily take 15 minutes to walk the dog, grab a coffee, etc.
>>539004352what kind of company allows this?we have security and nobody would get past with any kind of guest - never mind animals
I'm a bit biased. I grew up with cats so I prefer them. But I like all animals. What pisses me off though is normie dogfags make it out like you're an asshole for not wanting to have a dog, especially the cityfag one's (i let my cat out when he wanted, so I wouldn't want a dog without a yard). The worst was one friend who got a fucking pomeranian with his ex wife and made it seem like I'm psycho for having a problem with it pissing inside and barking constantly. I like dogs but normies make them annoying to me.
>>539004352Office jobs are for women and queers.
>>539005097>jewnice try
>>539004352Quit, then.
>>539004352'Accidentally' drop dark chocolates near them
>>539004352Doesn’t like dogs Wants to kill youself. Too much of a coward to do it. Asks someone else to murder you. Do your own dirty work. Better yet. Get over your own bullshit.
>>539004352Muslims aren't people and you need to go back
>>539004897I think you are a stupid filthy beast that should be euthanized.
>>539004978Boo fucking hooHow do you survive? Poor poor baby
>>539005154Doesn’t like womenDoesn’t like dogsI don’t like you
>>539004352Just get one to bite you. Instant payout and retirement. This is a golden opportunity.
>>539004945That's the best part. The retards look at you like it's your fault you don't take responsibility for them being retarded. Like fuck that shit.
>>539011173So, make things much worse, basically. Who are you, Leland Gaunt?
>>539014360LOL nice
