the odyssey debuts with highest film rating in history
>>539007147You can't pay a mortgage with a Rotten Tomatoes score.
>>539007147I'll probably go check it out. Screaming and pissing your pants over this shit is retarded. Just like when that barbie movie came out and you had Shapiro manufacturing outrage to slant against it for... uhhh... reasons?
>>539007147>critics praise woke movie to own the chudsCool, still not watching.
LET'S FUCKING GOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>539007147lol nobody cares about critic opinions
>>539007147It debuts in two days. No real rating exists for the movie.
>>539007147CHUD genocide best day of my life.
We did it, critic sisters. We overrated the movie and finally beat Blumpf.
>>539007147Carlos and Carmen Vidal just had a childA lovely girl with a crooked smileNow they gotta split 'cause the Bronx ain't fitFor a kid to grow up inLet's find a place they say, somewhere far awayWith no blacks, no Jews and no gays
>>539007147>caring the opinions of critics
>>539007488yeah i mean big fat trucker shit in a porta potty might look bad and people might say ewww gross but what's the big deal? people make too big of a deal out of swimming in feces, lighten up jeez
>>539007147You got your excuses ready for when it flops?
Nolan’s movie have become pretentious Oscar bait slop. He should go back to directing small scale crime mysteries like memento or following.
>>539007147The story of Helena, the woman whose face launched a thousand ICE teams and Achilles, the demigod of troons.
Every second I waste watching a movie I could be here shit posting about it.
>>539007147Just read the actual Odyssey. I guarantee you it's much better than this lazy kike shit.
The only critics I care about are RedLetterMedia
>>539007147>critics get paid to shill woke shit
>>539007488Pretty weird way to say that you liked barbie
>>539007147>critics
>>539007147Who's watching movies? Boomers? "We put so many niggers in it that the Boomers flocked to Opening Night."Ok?
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>>539007488>flagahh ok makes sense now
>>539007147>The most glaring issue with the film is that it is unbearably boring. Despite the source material being packed with monsters, gods, and treacherous seas, the pacing is glacial. Scenes that should crackle with tension instead drag on for what feels like hours, bogged down by repetitive dialogue and a complete lack of urgency. I found myself checking my watch repeatedly, wondering when or if the plot would actually arrive. Very disappointed.
there is only one rottentomato-indexed movie critic worth querying, armond white
>>539007147>according to critics
>>539007147You are a failed experiment and you will be eaten alive
>>539007147Lol and that's exactly how I know it's shit
>>539007934>not outraged at Barbie movie like Ben “ragebait” Shabibo>you must have watched and enjoyed Barbie if you didn’t seethe and screech like muh favorite ShabiboKys
>>539007147RIGGED!
>>539007934But it was a good movie. It’s covert anti feminism. The Barbie world purports to be a reflection of reality, and Barbie world remains controlled by women after Barbies learn their purpose.The corollary being that things are on the up and up for men irl. If a woman celebrates barbieland they’re celebrating the domination and subjugation by men and butch lesbians
>>539007147>1 dumb fucking Xitter screencap post by this ID JEWS ARE RIGHT ABOUT YOU FOOLS AND THIS TROONSLOP IS THE ONLY SHIT YOU DESERVE TO WATCH YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>539007147Rotten tomatoes is a very good critic website. All you have to do is watch the exact opposite of what they recommend and you'll have a great time
>>539007147(((Critics)))
People are excited for this movie.
>>539007147Lol, Imagine this being someone's highlight and win of the week, just like those losers with that bad Vigilante movie.
Very excited.
>>539007488
>>539007147Do not watch this shit. Your enemies control all institutions: media, publishing, education, government. They control both the public and private sector. They have taken control of your language by learning it and masquerading as your countrymen. They have used the signs and symbols you recognize to get you to let down your guard and subvert you. They are now importing your replacements at scale, and have started to advocate for your erasure. You must organize now. Fuck jews, fuck hindoos, fuck muslims, fuck arabs, fuck africans, fuck fags, fuck trannies, fuck corporate types, fuck the go along to get along suburbanites, fuck the urban hipsters.SUEZMALACCAPANAMATAIWAN THE JEWELTHE BEAST DEPENDS ON GLOBAL SHIPPING. THE SEMICONDUCTORS ARE THE HEART OF LEVIATHAN.
>>539007147They changed the way ratings are done because a marvel movie was getting shit on so hard btw
>>539007147The movie didn't even release to public you fucking noob. Lurk more new fag.
>>539010878>>539010910KEK. Y NOBODY WANT TO WATCH THE GOYSLOP!?!MUH HEKKIN BOXOFFICE NEED MOAR GOYS!inb4 they make Odysseus a negress
>>539010878They will be. That's why the critics gave it all raving reviews. The cattle go where the farmer tells them to. They've run an effective marketing campaign to keep it in the back of people's minds, and the critic reviews will spur the goyim to the theaters. This shit works every time. God fucking damnit.
>>539007618>>539007589Early Critic's have zero value since they are all part of the "machine" to get early access to movies for review + tons of money and goody bags full of expensive shit
>>539011065It never fucking works. Critic ratings don't mean shit when the user reviews will be at 30% at best.
>>539007147its not even out yet, retard. this shit is gonna bomb harder than a fat nigger near a pool of KFC, also nice 1pbtid
>>539010878>>539010910>>539011065You North Americans seem to forget what counts is worldwide, not your cattle. Just wait until Monday and we'll know, and we'll know even more the next Monday.
>>539011060>>539011065Ill admit I cherry picked, but the show times are not that wildly unpopular. The imax showing at 6pm is almost sold out, but its only one single showing.
How much money do you think OP has made by posting once, leaving, and letting you mouth-breathing fat fucking retards bump this all day?>HURRDURR I WON'T FALL FOR DIS JOOOISH PROPAGANDA!Yeah but you will stay stuck in their 1pbtid slide thread tsukuyomi for hours at a time. They don't HAVE to trick you into seeing the movie, they've got you contained right here, you stupid fat fucks.
>>539010878>>539010910ive never know anyone to pre-book a movie ticket in my life. do goyim really?
>>539011741You just show up and hope it's not sold out?And even if there are seats left they will be worse than the pre-bookers got.
>>539011378none at all, because they do it for freewhy pay anyone when there are enough subhumans who spam this on their own time? kek
>>539007147everyone is going to remember lynch's dune as the end of civilization while no one will ever remember nudune or this which both look exactly identical
>>539011247Portugal doesn't count for anything
>>539011247What, you think the Chinese want to go watch Helen of Detroit?
>>539007488Ehhh, barbie was alright.
>>539012428We are thankful that you are enough of a normie to believe that.
>>539007147>trust the jewish reviewers and the paid shills goy
>>539007488kys worthless retarded fucking piece of shit nigger kike
>>539007488> uhhh... reasons?This isn’t even a jeet , just a Redditor leaf Troon. Go rope.
>>539007147This makes me more weary it's going to be certified dog shit.. Hoooo boy HAHAHAHA. God damn it I thought Nolan was one our guys. Why did he do it bros?>>539007488>ShapiroSo fucking what? Get back to the trough and start scarfing down the shit you little piggy. Paying $40 and 3 hours of your life you'll never get back to own the (jew) chuds. Your brain is rotting with blue team red team bullshit.
>>539007147I be that shit is boring. Rotten Tomatoes changed hands, the jews own it
Oh yeh this looks great
>>539010910looks like tombstones instead of seats
>>539011378>How much money do you think OP has madeI hope he makes a trillion dolars
>critic score: 99.9%>audience score: 14%as usual
>>539007488>+izzatvery nice sir
>>539007488I'm just not gonna watch it
>>539007147>Christopher Nolan>Makes oscarbait>Reviwers, which love to eat oscarbait gives them high reviewsThey're not even subtle
>>539007147>Reddit TomatoesRofl
>>539007147Let's check the comment section to see what moviegoers have to say.Oh, wait!
It ain't the first L /pol/cels have taken.
>>539007147>latest woke trash is highly praised among the paid propagandizers of such ideasNo fucking way
>>539007147>the future of liberalism hangs in the balanceif the public rejects this goyslop, there will be hell to payhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>539007147>re-reddit said it was goo-ACK!!!
>>539007147Yeah it's exactly what critics want. It will win Oscars.Understand what that means.
>>539010910Geg just pirate it you fucking cuck
this movie made me realise I'm trans thank you nolan
Anything Critics like is automatically trash.
>>539010910You're sitting in the disabled seats right, you fucking retard.
You're gay if you wouldn't.
