Wtf is going on over there??
>>539009606Stinkies
don't worry guys i can fix this
How is explosive diarrhea different to normal diarrhea
>>539009606Indian hygiene practices and American fast food diet combined have created an unsightly beastly parasite thats making everyone who comes into contact with either get explosive diarrhea. Its not that complicated to understand. Anyone who abstain from fast food is not getting sick. Anyone who east that garbage deserves it anyway
>>539009606There's just...I mean there is a lot of diarrhea. Just constant diarrhea.
>>539009606I take laxatives for fun, so I wouldn't know. Anti diarrhea people are pussies.
OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAAAAAARTIN YOUR LOCAL WALMAAAAAAART
>>539009967It's pretty much pure liquid, and comes out with more force.
>>539009606I'm in a bubble and insulated from illegal alien America so I have no clue op. My guess is illegal aliens are spreading their diseases as usual.
>>539009606Gee almost like theirs a massive influx of 3rd worlders in America watching their soccer dogshit
>>539009606its the brain worms .... they are taking over!
>>539009606>"wouldn't know"so they're already dealing with diahearrea on the daily and they can't tell if they are infected? vaxx status?
>>539009606The dry heaving and puking from this is unbearably painful and you will not sleep until it's gone.the thing is I got this from eating tamales I got at a mexican grocery store near chicago. no leafy greens but it was green sauc-- ahh fuck nevermind... be careful out there lads.
>>539009606>Jarvis, pull up the map of all the states affected by explosive diarrhea.>Now, single out all the cases based on population density.>Create a heatmap from highest to lowest.>good>Now, create a separate, different map highlighting the Indian population in the United States. Don't forget to include H-1B holders, as they may not accurately appear in census data.>single out all individuals as dots>Based on that data, create a heatmap from highest to lowest Indian population density.>Now, Jarvis, merge both maps.>"Sir, an interesting correlating pattern has emerged.">It's worse than I imagined...
It's just like Covid.If you touch something a brown or yellow person has touched, you need to use hand sanitizer or wash your hands for at least ten Mississippi's.And stay 6" away from them at all times.
>>539009871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
>>539010527don't forget the mexicans shitting in the vegetable fields.
Has weight loss been reported as a side effect of this jeet virus? If so, I can see some benefits.
>>539012689Is 6" a metric unit for 6'?
>>539009606Montezuma's Revenge revenging.
>>539009606polymarket is owned by satanyahoo
>>539009606>minding your own business and your ass explodes
>>539009967Video rel but now it's millions of americans
>>539014122AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYDIDICLICK
>>539009606Pretty sure all you have to do to avoid this is not eat food served by people with skin the same color as the effect produced by the illness. cheers
>mass panicLiterally nothing happening. Kys op
>>539011131Based?
>>539013769no, you never know when you might want to fuck them so a penis length away is recomnded.
>>539015913>Pretty sure all you have to do to avoid this is not eat food served by people with skin the same color as the effect produced by the illness. cheersWell that's a good start.But ideally you need to avoid anything these people have touched recently, not just food.Unfortunately since they are everywhere all of a sudden, they are touching everything. And the fecal bacteria can remain viable on any surface for days or even weeks.Cash money for example is one of the most bacteria infected things we handle regularly
>>539009606SHARTIN MART
>>539009606For fuck's sake stop eating the fucking slop! And stop eating raw foods like salads and fruit smoothies.Cook (yes you actually need to heat your food to kill the parasites) your own food.I just watched an episode of the Dallas Cheerleaders and not one single member of their crew (including the coaches) had cooked their own food. ALL of them were eating some type of slop and many were eating raw salads. This is disgusting.
>>539016223Fuck you're correct. Luckily I work from home and feed myself I think Igmi. best to all who have commute.