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I don't want to be allergic to red meat help me I'm trapped he's right outside. It's the elite cabal that made these ticks GMO so we're allergic to beef. They want us all being vegans. Help me guys I'm freaking out.

I saw online these were made by Bill gates people right? Like to make us eat less meat for global warming. This is a rights violation. My right to eat red meat is at risk and I can't fucking leave because he's right outside. I can't exercise any of my rights from here besides my first amendment right which I'm doing now to say NO TO GLOBALISM AND SCIENTISM TRYING TO MAKE US ALLERGIC TO RED MEAT VIA GMO TICS
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https://streamable.com/0tae3k

Here's a video. Excuse the heavy breathing I'm trying to just take deep breaths and calm down before I decide what to do. This is literally my fucking life in my hands now. If this thing bites me I'm done. That's what the globalists want a bunch of no red meat eating vegans being feed tofu and soya. That's NOT going to be me. I'm so fucking mad right now they did this to me and put me in this situation where my rights could be violated.
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>>539017163
get this
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Kill it you pussy.
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>>539017163
Paranoia thread.
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>>539018087
Jews fear it
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Just light it up and enjoy the pop
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>>539018087
Where can I buy one in USA?

>>539018181
How? What if it infects me with HIV from the blood it sucked or something. I'm not messing with it. Whatever thing makes you allergic to meat could be SHEDDING all over the fucking place.
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>>539017163
Let Him In. He Is Fren
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>>539017361
OMG. lose weight fatty
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>>539017163
lmao it's just a little bug you loser. Go outside, don't be a pussy
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>>539017163

All about ticks, Lyme disease and Hanta virus and how to protect yourself.
>https://rumble.com/v7chhvq-dr.-bryan-ardis-dire-warning-the-greatest-lie-ever-told.html
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>>539018462
Those aren't fat breaths. Those are therapy breaths. My life coach says when I get stressed I breathe fast which makes it so I can't think. So I should go "In" 2 3 "out" 2 3 "in" 2 3 "out" 2 3 until I feel safe (I have PTSD)
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I have alpha gal allergy and didn't even notice. Still drinking like half a gallon of milk a day and red meat usually for at least one meal
Also it has to actually engorge. Don't be hysterical, if you're going to worry about anything worry about lyme
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Careful, or it'll get into your eye!
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>>539017361
>>539017163
god speed OP the tick is coming for you
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>>539017361
Sounds like 'ole Billyboy put you in a self-defense situation. Act accordingly. This time, use a thin paste with hydroglycerin suspended in it as pie filling instead of whipped cream.
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>>539017163
I was taking out the trash, came back, and found one crawling up me. I just brushed it off, picked it up with a piece of wood, and dropped it in the toilet and flushed it (the tick, not the wood)

Scary shit though. I now go out to the trash with long pants and work boots on. Used to be all boomer and go out in my boxers and sandals. Not anymore
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>>539018664
I just want to live in a normal life like how it was in the 1820s. The damn globalists ruined ebeyrhing I feel a prisoner
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>>539017163
you can use a bottle of cleaning detergent/disinfectant/rubbing alchohol spritzer to neutralize it as an alternative to bug spray
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>>539017163
teach it a lesson.
stick it in your ass.
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>>539017163
dont freak out OP, crush it with the might of fascism. Obliterate it with the fist of the righteous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgNroEF7nHs
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>>539017163
>this confuses the American
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>>539018087
Oy vey, that's a nazi bird!
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Just spray it with bleach or something bro.
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man what is life like as a histrionic faggot like op?
a life coach?
breathing exercises for anxiety over a fucking tick that’s outside that you can burn to death with alcohol?
seriously, people like this faggot shouldn’t have rights
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>>539019879
That shit probably has the same tranny juice and endocrine disruptors and retardation inducing chemicals as plastics and processed foods. If you're gonna use bugspray you should probably opt for something natural like a eucalyptus spray. That's probably not great either, but better than whatever goy spray they are putting in those cans.
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>>539020402
DEET is the most tested bug repellant. It is considered the "gold standard" in efficacy and safety.
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>>539017163
Just shoot it with your gun.
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>>539017361
Possums are a natural predator of ticks. Think about getting one, they live 2-3 years.
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>>539018087
Holy fuck, reported to German police because of antisemitism
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>>539017163
These were made by Japanese.
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>>539020558
>2-3 years
That's fucking depressing, wow
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I pulled a tick out of my ass a week ago. That's why you should always finger your ass before bed. No big deal. It's fun when a girl gets a tick on her cute bottom and I got to pull it out with the pliers on my leatherman. That's why you should always carry a leatherman.
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I used to collect bedbugs in a little plastic container then try to throw them on my landlord when he wasn't looking.
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>>539017163
Just check your nooks and crannies when you get inside, and you'll be fine. They don't latch on right away, and they have to succ for a while to backwash a clinically relevant pathogen load into your body.
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I trust my body to defeat all invaders through the power of God's providence and my role as the main character of this reality. I live in a heavily tick infested area and haven't even been bitten in over 6 years. Ticks can't hurt me.



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