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>>539017916https://youtu.be/cAOohPipTKY
>>539017977https://youtu.be/IG_pt3ShFMI?is=WA2JscRXUPI0c7ps
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>>539017832You do realize the legal minimum age for marriage is between 10-16 across the West right now while we speak right?I am not sure what you are getting at with these posts, nothing has changed
>>539017832Uh, it wasn’t Joseph that got Mary pregnant though. Bible claims Jo didn’t actually consummate the marriage as she was referred to as “the Virgin Mary” and not Mary, “that teenie sex freak”.
>>539019415Joseph still married her when she was like 12-13.
>>539017832well you get your ethnic group to infiltrate and subvert and run revolution after revolution over centuries, capturing institutions, making banks, until you get what you want, then.
>>539019415>Uh, it wasn’t Joseph that got Mary pregnant Correct it was Pantera
>>539017832CUNNY'S BACK ON THE MENU
>>539019415Whooooa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.He engaged and married a 13yo girl in 0AD and didn't consummate it? And people believe this?
>>539017878>7How is that even physically possible
>>539022316I wouldn't call them people, cattle is more accurate
>>539019415Didn’t Jesus have siblings though, mentioned in the Gospels?I looked it up and he had “brothers named James, Joses, Simon, and Jude, along with unnamed sisters.”Jesus’s birth could’ve been the miraculous virgin birth while Joseph and Mary had his other siblings afterwards, it seems.
>>539022316>Matthew 1:24-25 ESV>[24] When Joseph woke from sleep, he did as the angel of the Lord commanded him: he took his wife, [25] but knew her not until she had given birth to a son. And he called his name Jesus.>untilIf I said I didn't eat dinner until 8 o'clock, that means I ate at or after 8. Mary didn't stay a virgin after Jesus's birth.
My first gf was 13 while i was 16can zoomers pull that anymore or is that just not socially acceptable anyone?
>>539022943Joses = Joseph by the way**, not a typo, it’s the shortened form of “Joseph”, and both are used in the New Testament to refer to one of Christ’s brothers.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_of_Jesus
>>539023033Man...Immaculate conception is bullshit. It would make more sense to say that God placed his soul and light into Joseph and through him, created Jesus with Mary. Even I could understand that concept. We all know how fertilization happens.
>>539023538The concept of "virgin" birth was shamelessly lifted from pagan traditions where the gods fucked mortals all the time.
>>539023744I know. Lucifer is Prometheus too.
>>539023538The immaculate conception refers to Mary's conception not Jesus's. That's how far papists went with their additions to the scripture.
>>539023961>lucifer means light bringerI never thought of it but yeah that makes sense
>>539024678Well, Lucifer brought light and knowledge to mankind and was punished.Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to man and was punished.Now, from a God's POV this makes sense. Giving humans technology they weren't ready for would be a disrupting thing to our species, and change our evolution in ways we weren't ready for. Something like this might have happened. It could have been Atlanteans, or Nephilim, or Lucifer/Prometheus, or aliens. I don't know what happened, but I know if I was a God or some kind of very powerful entity, I'd be mad if one of my lower priests or soldiers gave humans the knowledge of fire and fucked up a good plan.
>>539017832So God is a pedo?
>>539017832It's hilarious that the entire christcuck faith is based off a girl lying about fucking some dude and tricking her partner into believing it was an immaculate conception LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>539021921>jews say that a roman centurion impregnated mary in the talmud>they think this will make christians dislike him or something
>>539017832People only lived till like 40 back then.
>>539025049Nobody knew what a pedo was before the 20th century. You think guys were asking girls for ID in 1600?
>>539024980Its like giving blacks glock switches.
>>539017832All good points
>>539025112May God have mercy on your soul, you torment yourself daily with your self-hatred & suicidal ideation.
>>539025375Well yeah. If you think about it, should we have "discovered" fire when we did?
>jew storieswow cool totally real I love genital mutilation
>>539024980I always assumed Zeus viewed technology as the thing that separated man from gods. So the gift of technology could give man the ability to overthrow the gods as he overthrew the titans.
>>539027932Good point, though I'd say technology has become a burden to us now. We went too far. 90s was perfect. 16 bit games, CDs and cassette, radio, normal computers, and a slow but fun and interesting internet.
>>539017832So God knocked her up making God a pedo.
