>>539031059>CAPTAIN ISRAEL IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOUStop molesting the kids KhitWood.
>>539031059Marvel unironically would have made this character
>>539031059Captain shekel grabber to the rescue
>>539031107fpbp
>>539031059>Captain Israel>Palm Beach PeteAre there any other real life jewish superheroes?
>>539031107based wayne post
>>539031107Join us at 6 o'clock tonight for a look at how Lindsay Graham's soul was processed for the afterlife!
>>539031059captain israel is gay
>>539031605that's his superpower thanks to it, he survived seven circumcisionsby three separate mohels
>>539031059Nah that is more likely some weirdo sex thing like everything always is with these cattle like Israeli little bitches.
jews are terrible
>>539031059KAPTAIN KVETCH
>>539031059>child: Please stop raping me.>captain israel: I can do this all day.
>>539031059>able to leap tall interest rates in a single bound
oh man, I kek'd
>>539031059bring it, shlomo
>>539031059morals and values are his kryptonite
>>539031059>cap'n kikewhere's sabra?>sabra, canaanite super-hero>literally has an afrolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>539031059>~Here goes my hero, watch him as he goes ~We need him, hes oi boy
>>539032959>capeshitget fucked
>>539033077LOLonly a kike would feel compelled to warn his other co-religionists about this
>>539031059Kaptain KikeSavior of ShekelsHero of HeebsJustice of Jude
>>539031059What are captain israels super powers?
>>539031059>Mike Thernovitch itth captain Ithrael!
>>539031605That dog has monkeypox.
>>539033913lying and gaslighting