WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE DIARRHEA?
>>539044349Jeet virus
latino fecal matter
That's a serious question, no links or study about it ?
>>539044349I'm 6'1" and 178. I exercise regularly. I have had diarrhea and leaky, watery stools off and on for almost two months. Every time I go to the doctor I just get some sort of 'keep an eye on it' response.i do not eat at Taco Bell.
>>539044349trump/doge fired the people in charge of knowing without firing the poos in the supply chain
>>539044349i dont anon
>>539044349>blame imports which could be any number of countries>don't point fingers at the people handling the food once it comes here (guess who)its a mystery
>>539044349I sometimes have it because of keto and the keto flu as I accidently cycle on/off
>>539044349jeet plague
Posting from the outlast asylum
>>539044349Seems like people can't into hygiene. Wash your hands frequently you filthy niggers.
>>539044349i was told it was taco belltaco bell and their explosive diarrhea lettuce
>>539044349THE GREAT POO IS ARRIVING SAAR
>>539044349seed oils
They deported all of the field workers who wash their hands. And they fired everyone whose job it was to check produce.
>>539044349cuz whites are disgusting savages who fuck animals and don't wash their ass after they shit
>>539046845You smol
Jeets handling your food.
>>539044349I don't, I also never get sick, feels good being cleaner than your average retard.>You have cleaned and sanitized an object>You then proceed to touch a dirty object>Logic then dictates that before you handle the newly cleaned and sanitized object you should clean your hands/change gloves beforehand >Retards almost always fail at this very basic fucking taskMy favorite when observing normalfaggots eat is >Normal faggot is eating a meal at work>He goes out of his way to clean his hands before eating>But before eating with his clean hands, he proceeds to manipulate work appliances he never bothers to sanitize>As the basic logic above dictates he should wash his hands>Dumb retard doesn't Object permanence and basic fucking logic seems to escape normalfaggots, I'm always flabbergasted, always
i have diarreoah i think its due to jeets beinh around now
Maybe you need more fiber in your diet.
>>539047719I can’t recommend this enough. My family has a history of high blood pressure and fiber maxing has kept me from needing to be on medication.
>>539044349Crops like lettuce are very susceptible to these types of contaminations because they flood the fields to water them. If the water is contaminated, the produce will be as well. Lettuce is very difficult to sanitize because you can't use soaps or hot water. At McDonalds, you're far more likely to get sick eating lettuce than fries or a burger.
>>539044349Because they eat McDonalds every meal day in day out 365 days a year.
>>539047125Anytime I make the mistake of sharing health experiences on this board, the replies are usually "lose some fucking weight and some putting things in your ass."I assume everyone here is a fat ass with an anal fixation.
>>539044349Jeet migration.
>>539048479Have you tried lifting weights, lanklet?
>>539044349My guts went to shit as soon as we brought in all these jeets. I cant even trust a fart anymore
It's almost always caused by bacteria in the food or water they have consumed. They will trace this back to eating food prepared by 3rd world immigrants who may be intentionally contaminating food supplies.
>>539046047Bad case of cyclosaariosis.
>>539044349I get diarrhea after eating spicy Popeyes chicken, not from mild. Even though jeet work there. Just get good.
>>539048479Correct. It seems so.
>>539046845I used to be constipated like crazy and shit every 3 days until i started drinking more water and getting more fiber in. A tablespoon of chia seeds really helped me out. Try changing around your water/fiber intake. If i drink too much electrolytes I get diarrhea. Maybe it's that.
>>539044349The same reason everyone has cancer.
>>539044349What the HELL happened there? 2 Mexicans fighting over a burrito?
>>539044349because it's summer, heat makes you have diarrhea
Taco Bell™
>>539044349Bump.
>>539044349For me, it's because I'm an alcoholic >t. Haven't had a solid shit in like 5 years
>>539044349America shitting itself is the perfect metaphor for America right now. Poetic.
>>539044349Ozempic.
>>539044349I drop a foot longer in the can almost every day
>>539044349i find it really funny how people are blaming mexicans that do farm work even though there hasn't been a diarrea epidemic like this ever.Obviously the fact that indian immigration is at an all time high right now in muttland has absolutely nothing to do with it.
>>539046845Bet you still eat like shit. Just because most people can handle this modern american anti-human diet doesn't mean you can.
>>539044349how would you know that they do...?
>>539046845>i do not eat at Taco Bell.Maybe its time to start? Fight fire with fire.
MEXICAN FARMERS! Duh.
>>539044349WE IMPORTED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGEOP PIC LOOKS LIKE THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA AYE CARAMBA SHIIIEET
You're American. It comes with the territory.Of course, jeet migration and the billion parasites they carry with them doesn't help.
>>539044349Because ive been raising ducks and quail for food and forgot to wash my hands last week before eating, and brutha, lemme tell you about the green apple splatters.
>>539056327I will agree with the illegal invader beaner.This outbreak this summer sounds more like Indians contaminating food and water. The CDC is saying it's certain food items but I'm not buying that. I bet if we looked into what they are eating you will find some nasty fast food served by immigrants.
>>539046845Pussy
>>539044349I ate one and a half cans of baked beans yesterday
>>539056976Indians are just terraforming their new environment lel
>>539044349My stool is a foot long clay log. I cut it into pieces before flushing or it'll always clog up for days.
>>539046047Neet epidemic. If neets would go to the factories they could save their country.
>have IBS and constantly constipated, havent had a good movement in 3 daysWhy couldn't this happen to me
>>539048479>6'1", 178>lose some fucking weight What? At that height and weight you probably look like you're dying of aids. Definitely don't need to lose any.>putting things in your assNow THIS I can get behind
>>539057342Poop knife or poop scissors?
hmm... how can i blame jews for this
>>539046845I don't know your diet so I can't give you any advice.>>539048479I posted on /fit/ about how I couldn't digest broccoli and it made me go to the hospital because my appendix nearly burst, got called fat and they said I was eating broccoli wrong (not chewing enough)I'm 150 pounds and it was pretty much puree'd.I don't eat vegetables anymore unless I have to, fruits just agree with me better (real fruits not meme fruits like banana)
>>539044349>Virulent Walmarts?
>>539056848Fucking third world poo water and expired food in transit because strait of homos and commi pinko left vegan fags burning down farms squatting on the lettuce. Mother fuckers a lot of people need to hang for this betrayal of western civilization
>>539044349jeet colon-izzationhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3zcaXN1qE
>>539044349poop
>>539044349>EveryoneThey dont? Why are you trying so hard to promote fear mongering propaganda?
>>539044349>WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE DIARRHEA?
this is for the AC jokes
>>539044349Because jews psyoped you to d4ink too muxh water. I drink no more than 1,5litres and eat mostly like carnivore. I shit once in two days. I also do some 3-5 days fasting every month. Eat goyslop = shit like like jeet.
>>539057701>6'1", 178 is aids-tierBrother, I do not like to talk shit about my US cousins, particularly because we are just as fat over here these days, but this is a distorted view178lbs (80kg) at 6'1 is comfortably above starvation-tier, >t. 12% bodyfat, same height, 71kg
>>539044349>eating at any fast goyslop establishment in 26you did it to yourselves. If you see a pajeet taking orders turn 360 and walk away.
>>539044349I cannot remember the last time I was sick/ill.
>>539044349I didn't. I ate lettuce yesterday, and today I just took a nice, normal, healthy log of shit.I should have taken a picture of it. Unfortunately, toilets don't have an "unflush" function.
>>539044349I don't. I'm constipated. Where do I find this jeet parasite everyone seems to be contracting?
>>539044349my 3 dogss got diarria and now me too
>>539060352First of all, you can and will be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time if you did that. It's the worst stomach pain imaginable, and you would have no choice but to strain as hard as you can to shit out your constipated shit before you can shit out your diarrhea. It's all liquid shit being plugged in your colon, to the point where it squirts back in your small intestine and into your stomach, because it has no place to go because you're backed up by your constipated shit.Be a MAN and shit out your constipation as hard as you can, even if it means spending an hour straining as hard as you possibly can on a toilet.
Having the shits is just the price of freedom and cheap labor.Stop crying, commie.
>>539044349I don't. My body keeps me protected because my chakra system is aligned and illuminated!
>>539044349Yesterday I was really busy so I only ate string cheeses all day but then for dinner had a 10 dollar dominos stuffed crust and right after I ate the pizza I had diarrhea but then this morning I was back to normal. I thought I got the parasite and was going to have to get back in the horse paste.
