What's the most serious offence you got away with?
In minecraft right?
glowie thread
>>539044717What makes you think there are federal agents on this board?
I shoplifted some video games from the clearance section when I was a kid, they tried to make me feel bad about it.
Hundreds of hours of drunk driving and never caught. Im long term sober now, but i was quite lucky for the many trips i took with one eye closed. Even if your the most skilled DWI driver in the world your still at the mercy of other drivers and sheet luck. A buddy of mine got caught changing a flat when a cop stopped to assist. Would not recommend one of the easiest ways to permenently fuck up your, or someone elses life. Thankyou for letting me share.
i stole pokemon pinball from norvin
I needed to get this off my chest tonight, thanks OP.The truth is...I...I didn't take a shower tonight! I'm a dirty dirty boy ;_;
>>539044542>how tough are ye spongebob memeI walked out a supermarket with a children's fishing net and flat forgot to pay for it. Didn't see the point in going and trying to explain the situation to some dense cunt who would inevitably misunderstand and potentially escalate the situation.
I fed my neighbors dog a tomato from a bush in my yard and it died several years later, I still feel horrible about it.
>>539045190I was thinking about totaling my boss' truck once with a bat but I didn't think it was worth jail
>>539044542I pissed in this fat obese navy veterans coffee every morning. Fucker was an obese faggot who didn't do shit all day but bitch and complain. I spit in his food and peed in his drinks. Also de-authed him from the wifi on days he wanted to watch college football. I loved hearing him scream like a overgrown fat man-child.
>>539045269Probably not. A shit sends just as strong of a message and carries less jail time.
I smeared poo on one of the bathroom stales because they pissed me off at work. I continue nice to do it biweekly as a tradition...
>>539045402Bastard needed it too
>>539044542I was in Yemen moving money from Britain and France for Hezbollah. My job was to secure runway locations. We would get "bombed" by the British and also deal with local government planting mines. After I ran out of trained monkeys I hired local women and children with long rakes to clear the airstrip. I think I killed about 500 of them. They named a mountain after me. I spend four years being reconverted from Islam in a Scottish psych ward before moving to India and then Australia. The last time I told somebody about this was in 1980.
>>539045264I handed someone's dog a rock like it was a treat. he took it carefully, as if to not seem ungrateful, and then dropped it immediatelyI still feel terrible, he trusted me
>>539045722Dog's mouths are their hands
>>539044542I pinched one off in the highlands scholl pool because I thought it would be funny. Someone found it and screamed then a kid with a flipper flicked it out the pool and we all gathered round and inspected it for clues until our teacher screamed at us and we got to go gome early. Some other kid left like 10 mins before so everyone thought it was him. It feels good to confess.
>>539044542Telling you to go fuck yourself, Redit pigger glow nigger reptile jew, pigger glow nigger reptile jew redit Anon
>>539044542I operated me bu'uh knoife without a loicense
>>539044542I once posted porn on here by accident but didn't get caught cause the thread hit bump limit and got archived
>>539046059That'll be a year in Minipax Winston
>>539044542I once sharted in my neighbors backyard when I was really drunk, it was one of those situations where you simply have no time and just have to go for it, I hope nobody stepped on it
>>539044542I made sure every common people who had requested a refund actually received it, while company policy was to tell them to fuck off.
i glowed without a licensedhttps://youtu.be/izlbmVB5bII
>>539044542I've driven upwards of 150mph on public roads, middle of the city, during the day.
I poured a massive bag of cereal into gym toilets and clogged them all because they were giving me a hard time about canceling my membership
