I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
Canada has a cool flame decal on it
>>539050488 (HH)It gets jeeted faster if you paint it red
lol fuck Toronto
>>539050488Makes it go faster
Nigga go outside and have a ciggy
>835 active wildfires across canada right nowits soooo fucking over my head hurts, my eyes are watery i can feel the smoke on them and it feels like ive run a mile
>>53905023040 year old boomer here. Lived in Southern Ontario my whole life. This never used to happen. Must be climate change (and not paid arsonists creating a problem so the government can legislate more controls over the population and increase our taxes).
>>539050230I fucking hate Ontario so much.
>>539050230Good. Let the eastern bastards choke in the sun
>>539050230get your eco terrorists under control and stop them from lighting all these arson-wildfires
BRAAAAAAP
Must be pretty bad in Canada. I live in Central Michigan and can see and smell the smoky air as soon as I walk outside.
>>539050761I suppose they learned from 2023 that its somewhat more believable to wait until the middle of summer instead of lighting the shit off early in the wettest spring seen in decades
>>539050761>. Lived in Southern Ontario my whole life. This never used to happen.how do you know what happened 100, 200, 300 years ago? it not happening in your lifetime doesn't mean it never happened.
>>539050230This whole fiasco has made me realize that no matter what my bug out plan is when it's time to go innawoods when the nukes fly; I'm still fucked due to the radiation traveling via the wind
>>539050988are you trying to tell us that eco terrorists existed hundreds of years ago?
>>539050761Southern ontario is all of ontario retard nobody has been north past Sudbury
>>539050927>no clouds>fire starte randomlyah yes "climate change"
>>539050761It’s not caused by climate change but exacerbated by it. There has always been wildfire seasons, and fires are generally good for forests, but with earlier snowmelt and longer dry seasons the likelihood and rate of spread is increased. It also doesn’t help that some of these forests are isolated and hard to get to.
>>539050230I have a few of these so I'm good.
>>539050761Its been a west coast problem going on at minimum that length of time, it was only around 12/13 that the skies became cloaked in smoke throughout july to mid august
>>539051187you can literally see...eh I count 18 at a quick glance....all start up pretty much simultaneously
>>539051196go parrot gay shit tier globohomoisms elsewhere, co2 isnt doing a fucking thing here
>>539050230Its just weird how only fairly recently have we had "smoke" from Canadian wildfires affect our area. I'm old, and this shit happened maybe twice in my life until about 8 years ago. Now it's every summer. Which is how I know this is either an aerosolized weapon from our own govt, or its the govt just trying to block out the sun. Either way, they're trying to kill us. As usual. How come you never hear anything about these fires--how they started, how they're fighting them, no video, no nothing.
>>539050230I'm in Delaware and our air quality is sharted from these fires as of today. This has been happening every year since like 2021 but i don't remember experiencing it at all longer ago than that. Am i just ignorant or are these apocalyptic leaf fires a new thing?
it's literally over
>>539051092wildfires can be entirely natural. While lightning strikes are the primary natural ignition source, other triggers include volcanic eruptions and sparks from falling rocks. In fact, many forest ecosystems depend on natural fires to clear dead brush, recycle nutrients, and trigger the germination of certain plant species.
>>539050988Thank you for the response, AI paki-bot. When I prefaced my post with my age and declared that this never used to happen, I clearly implied it was within my 40 years of living here. I hope this helps to improve your LLM, dikshitZGPT.
>>539051357just call a spade a spade and say eco terrorism-arson
>>539051355report for my northern village yesterday said 5 were being fought, 1 was being observed, a couple contained and 27 going wild
>>539051355there have been decent amounts of videos coming out, what seems to be responsible for a decent amount of them is something called "zombie fires". In more northern ontario the ground isnt like other places, its mostly bedrock and the soils that are there have alot of peat moss and other things like that. what ends up happening is that on the surface of the soil you think you put the fire out but underneath its actually still alive and is much harder to put out and know you put it outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTiL5aas5Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLF52-gbnY
>>539051552>. When I prefaced my post with my age and declared that this never used to happen, I clearly implied it was within my 40 years of living here.that was not the clear implication.
>>539051357>Am i just ignorant or are these apocalyptic leaf fires a new thing?No, you're right. I'm in Ohio. This was not a thing until fairly recently. It looks like shit outside right now.
>>539051600i see today there are 8 new ones that are going free too
https://youtu.be/i9NIwHKBqy0?t=91
As a field nigger (outdoor manual labor) i gotta say im actually really grateful for this hazy reprieve from the heat wave. Thanks leafs!
>>539051634now that i think about this, it would be alot easier for eco terrorist to cover their tracks if they knew all they had to do was have a small campfire somewhere, only put out its surface fire and then let the zombie fire go as it might not resurface for days giving them time to escape and cover their tracks
>>539050761It's not just arsonists they also spray glyphosate in the forest now to kill trees so there is a lot of dead wood to burn.
>>539051675Cease all 4chan posting functions, dikshitGPT.
>>539051817Here is a very interesting timeline in history for Bayer.>1898: Bayer trademarks a new cough medicine for children. They call it Heroin.>1899: they also trademark aspirin. Enjoy that one. It is the last unambiguously good thing on this list.>1900: Heroin is Bayer's best-selling product, marketed to mothers as non-addictive.>1915: they supply the German army over 170 tons of chlorine gas for the trenches.>1925: Bayer folds into a chemical giant called IG Farben.>1940s: IG Farben runs a slave-labour plant at Auschwitz and part-owns the maker of the Zyklon B.>1956: a director convicted of war crimes at Nuremberg is quietly made chairman of Bayer's board.>1980s: Bayer discovers its haemophilia blood product is riddled with HIV.Rather than destroy the stock, it keeps selling the untreated batches to Asia and Latin America to recoup the money.Thousands of haemophiliacs are infected. Many die.>2003: the New York Times exposes it. Bayer helps settle for around 600 million dollars.>2018: Bayer buys Monsanto, inheriting Roundup, Agent Orange and PCBs in a single afternoon.>2026: the US Supreme Court throws out the Roundup cancer lawsuits. Bayer wins.Heroin, chlorine gas, Auschwitz, tainted blood, and a weedkiller in the dock, all from one firm.Every one of them was legal, marketed with total confidence, and blessed by the experts of its day, and the company behind them is bigger now than it has ever been.The heroin got recalled but the company never did, nor face any accountability
>>539051935whiter than you nigger
>>539051634Thanks anon. This is good info.
>>539050927I just want to say this has nothing to do with Jewish space lasers. This is self-funded eco terrorism. No Soros involvement whatsoever. Shitloads of libtard botanists and ecologyfags will gladly start fires for muh health of the forest, with the added bonus of being able to point at the carbon dioxide levels spiking later on.
>>539050230>>539050761>>539051480SAR ONE OF THE INDIANS EXPLODED AFTER HOLDING A 30 FOOT METAL POLE HE WALKED INTO THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS WIRE SAR AND EXPLODED INDIANS ARE GOOD CEOS SAR HASHTAG NOT ALL SARS
>>539051758HMMMMMM NOW THAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT?!!! CSISNIGGERS!!!! CHITWOOD!!!! DO SOMETHING
>>539050230Smells and tastes like burnt plastic and chlorine this year they must have added something fun to their coordinated "forest fires"
>>539050988you can extrapolate from all other western countriesif you are interested:>https://www.bmel-statistik.de/forst-holz/waldbrandstatistikout of 1175 fires in germany only 26 have natural causes. so 98% of all fires in the western world are man-made
>>539050230Was never a thing until Biden era, now it's every year.
>>539051355Chinks are starting fires with drones, it's not that complicated
>>539052666motherbitch bastard fuck u bloody
>>539050230>east of parry soundhow's the jeet situation there
>>539050880I'm in Cleveland and it's smoggy here as well. Like wtf Canada? Stop catching on fire every summer
>>539050230Indians gangs sneaking across the border are causing these fires.
Sheeeiii
i wanted to enjoy the beach this weekend, now its just all hazy out - gay!
>>539050230Americans should be slaughtered anyway.
holy fuck this shit is making me sick, physically ill
Beavers!
>>539053972Good eating them, way I see it is creating widowmakers is enough cause to trap out of season
>>539054063I got some otters too
>>539051196shut nigger. we had the longest winter and wettest spring on record and an exceptionally wet summer up to this point. even the jeets still have green lawns in mid july. you’re a retarded shill
>>539050230Got to make room for AI datacenters and jeet tenements
>>539054324just rake your forests you retarded jeet
>>539050761I'm still skeptical that a fire can exist underground for 6 months and then reignite after all the snow melts into it.
>>539052919>Smells and tastes like burnt plastic and chlorine this yearThis is how it smelled about 4ish years ago when they really started ramping up these supposed fires. Why would burning forests smell like burning plastic?
>>539051634Yeah, makes perfect sense it would last all winter and not be put out by snow melt.
>>539051634Northern Ontario is full of water. This entire thing is government trying to create a climate change narrative.
>>539054324snowiest recorded winter in my area. I think most normies think these fires aren’t natural.
>>539050230bro im about to personally nuke Canada. I can't breathe in Michigan. Ive never seen it so hazy and smells like fire outside my house, I would have thought the first was down the street the smoke and smell is so bad.
>>539050634do you think many of them are intentional?
>>539051017No filter???
>>539051986>1940s: IG Farben runs a slave-labour plant at Auschwitzreminder that the Jews were not working entirely for free, they were earning their trip to Itsreal
>>539050230>Muh environment>Muh greenhouse gasses>Half his country burns downHow many tons of CO2 are you producing?
>>539054955the haze is so thick in western Michigan, you can barely see 100 yards.
>>539052507>I just want to say this has nothing to do with Jewish space lasers.no, this isnt a 911 thread
>>539050761>Arson can cause massive wildfires with no preexisting conditionsWhy did such vast swathes of forest catch fire so easily?
>>539054973people go camping alot all over the place in canada, its kind of like a giant national park really. There probably are alot of campfires that just end up causing zombie fires that dont get put out properly. Sure some might be malicious but with how immigration has increased in the past decade its entirely understandable how some dummies just dont know that campfires in the northern soils have alot of peat and just dont end up putting it out properly, probably alot of incompetence with some malice but probably mostly just incompetence
>>539050761Haha watch them buy up all the land cheaply like they do in California... haha
>>539051305If believing in climate change and environmentalism is globohomo bullshit then why do all countries depend on fossil fuels at an accelerated rate? >>539054324That’s completely consistent though. Extreme weather patterns and increased precipitation are expected with a warming planet.
>>539055070you're aware that arson almost always involves the use of accelerants, right?
>>539050230How does so many fires break out simultaneously in different locations?
>>539055344white privlidge
>>539055277>If believing in climate change and environmentalism is globohomo bullshit then why do all countries depend on fossil fuels at an accelerated rate?#1 you're a faggot for talking about hydrocarbons and calling them le fossil fuels#2 sensitivity means they can charge more#3 to the point where they push to establish a new tranche of tax revenues
>>539050230So that's why my air is filled with smoke. I'm a smoker so it doesn't bother me. Why is fucking Canada always on fire? they're becoming California 2.0
Fuck yourself, Canada. >t. New Jersey resident choking on your fuckass smoke
>>539055633bro I lived in California for almost 15 years, the smoke right now we experiencing in west Michigan, is worse than any smoke I ever experienced in LA from the fires in Northern California.
>>539055639It was that bad this morning but a breeze brought it to PA. You can even smell it now
>>539055520What the fuck are you talking about? Why is it wrong to refer to fossil fuels as fossil fuels, that’s what they are. “Sensitivity” towards what? You’re probably a little riled up right now so why don’t you take a breather and then explain yourself logically.
its fucking getting worse bros
>>539056017>that’s what they areoh how cute, you believe everything we burn was once a plant 500 million years ago, and its unpossible for planets to churn up hydrocarbonsimagine the vast fields of plants that used to exist on Titan, lmao
>>539056026Sadly this won't affect any pajeets.
>>539056026
>>539051513>sparks from falling rockshmm
>>539055708I've seen the sky turn orange from distant Canadian fires a couple times before, but this is the first time the actual smoke and ash have fallen around me. It looks like the fucking apocalypse outside right now.t. yooper
>>539050230Sar that's just dalits being dalits.
>>539050230I’ve set up my fan to blow it south of the boarder. You should do the same.
>>539051017Figure out the military installations near your locale and where they’re downwind of, then don’t go there. Easy. If nuclear fallout’s hitting the Tillamook Forest then the world’s fucked and there’s nothing anyone can feasibly do, but China isn’t going to nuke a cheese factory instead of military installations.
>>539050230ITS CHYNESE BALLOON LASERSC*NADA NEEDS TO TAKE DOWN THE CCP
Goose butts
>>539050230Imagine the smell with all those jeets
>>539050230BURN, NIGGERS, BURN
Its not so bad honestly , just saw a snapper flapping around, neat!
I hate these climate change faggots so much>You have to do all this asinine shit like use plastic straws to fight climate change>Oh there's tens of thousands of acres of forest on fire >well we can't do anything about it >these giant fires do nothing to contribute to climate change it's all your fault for driving cars, using AC, and using plastic strawsGood thing we banned all that logging, service roads, etc to save the forests!
>>539051187Fireworks Cigarette butts Sparks from passing cars hitting potholes, etc Campfires not being properly doused Plenty of ways to start a wildfire when everything is bone dry due to climate change
>>539050230Keep your fucking smoke out of my country you fucking leaf
>>539050230We're getting it on the lake Erie coast in ohio atm.. very smokey outside, kinda smells like burning plastic a little bit. Am I gonna die from cancer now??
>>539050230lmao I literally survived an arson attack, keep crying pussy
>>539057862its been days breathing in this shit my chest hurts
>>539050230
>>539050230lol my neighbour is this fat old polish loser with some pinoy spud wife, gonna go smoke a joint outside by his window to piss him offfatass bitch spud wife pretends she has asthma while she goes out to play tennis in the heat
>>539057800>smells like burning plasticyup that's all the trash jeets dumped out in the woods burning up. We are facing shivas wrath.
>>539050230Fuck you faggots for polluting eastern PA
>>539051675dumb nigger LOL
>>539058025Well no shit, anon. Go book a hotel and stay inside of there if you can afford it. The particulates in the air can and will kill you if you don't filter it.
this thread made me realize I have more in common with people from Ontario than with people from the east or west coast of the USA. Great Lakes Federation wen?
>>539057260>when everything is bone dry due to climate changekys retard, rain has been regular and we have not gone a month + without rain in any of these places
>>539058100You should fuck his wife.
>>539058299Lets go to Canada, fren. After my probation over :p
I do think it's hilarious that Canada has been spouting on for years about climate change this that and the other and pollution. Like literally look at this shit that's crazy. Those are some thousand foot high flames.>>539051634
>>539050988It happened once in a while but it has happened four summers in a row now which is crazy. It’s very bad
>>539050230Today was the wrong day to take shrooms, I’m in Michigan
>>539056279Yeah im a yooper too and genX - i don't ever remember this smoke situation sans the last 5-7 years at most
>>539050230Why are Canadians so filthy?
>>539057185Canada didn't ban logging. It's a legally protected sector. Why don't you even bother Googling things before you waste time typing all of those words.
>>539058607I've never had issues with them. If they're anything like us they keep to themselves which is what we do, which is why you hardly see them
>>539058339id rather cut off her head
>>539058720Aww, I know bud
Canada has been sending its wildfire smoke into the US since 2020. If the US sent such danger into Canada, they'd be shrieking about it to the world & suing for health damages. Well, that's what we ought to do.
the smell is getting worse i put on a mask
>>539050230Canadian faggots fucking up our nice Wisconsin weather again like the kikes they are.
>>539058848Sorry, I had Mexican earlier.
>>539050488>0488you had one job
>>539058644I didn't say they banned all logging, you illiterate numbnut. How has this been working out the last 4 years? https://natural-resources.canada.ca/forests-forestry/sustainable-forest-management/canada-s-forest-laws>>539058848Probably because you are a transplanted street shitting pajeet and you are becoming aware of your vile stench.
>>539057185>use fossil fuels>temperatures go up>stop cutting down trees and continue to use fossil fuels>temperatures continue to rrise>forest fire starts>blame the treesAmerisharts and their megacorps are unironically going to get us all killed. You're basically pajeets and chinks but with better guns.
>band of fires in the middle of nowhere far from any roadsit must be arson boys
>>539057709nature knows no borders mutt.
>>539059150only retards believe that co2 is driving anything at allmost intelligent people understand simple basic physicsraise temp, gas less solublelower temp, gas more solubleraise magnetic field, more solar shieldinglower magnetic field, less solar shielding5% per century becoming 5% per decade and accelerating is whybut you cant tax that, so dumb fucking morons are told lies to believe
>>539059150Your country is less relevant and poorer than Mississippi. Know your place lmfao. Don't get stabbed, m80! HAHAHALike I care about the opinion of someone from a failed state.
>>539059344yes it's a massive conspiracy of countless people telling lies in order to impose a fee and dividend in a handful of countries, only to rescind it in Canada
>>539059446>know your placesucking the dick of megacorps while living in complete ignorance like you?
Suffah bish
>>539056017>what the fuck are you talking about
>>539059501>countless peopleno, its really just a centralized control over academia and the pal review processreminder that grant writers need to put food on their tables too and if they dont ask for the grant just right, then the bureaucrat approving it isnt going to have his jimmies rustled into approving
>>539059608Gloating over a bunch of made up bullshit when your country is being over-ran by people who hate you and it's always on fire every summer. Tell me cannuck, are the big evil megacorps in the room right now? Oh that's right, you're coping with being a retard by telling yourself everyone who doesn't agree with you is just ignorant, because you honestly think you're infallible and everything you believe is right. But oh no the temperature went up a few degrees, it's changed over millions of years but these last 100 years are totally our fault!
>>539050927This is holdovers anon
>>539056197yes why do lefties always just stop talking about "fossil fuels" when you mention their abundance on planets like Titan
Can't the jeets fight fire or something? There's literally water everywhere in that area ffs.
>>539060781maybe we can use them to smother the fire
>>539060781Hey we can't use fossil fuel fire trucks to fight these fires since that contributes to global warming, the electric ones are charging.
>>539060644>doesn't know it's named titan in reference to the titanic dinosaurs which roamed the lush surface before god killed them
>>539050230FAN THE FLAMESTHE WORLD IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT CANADA OR NYC
>all this seething
>>539050230Well I think the burning smells quite nice its like a mixture of pine needles and maple syrup and it reminds me of pancakes my mom used to make she was a smoker
>>539056026Jeets are literally terraforming Canada.
>>539061318comfy
>>539050761It's happening now because the greenies don't let forest managers actually manage forests anymore through harvest and controlled burns. Same shit in SoCal.
>>539052507>I just want to say this has nothing to do with Jewish space lasers.May I see your foreskin and nose, please?
>>539050230smells like burning plastic in NJ
I'm gonna die bros ;_;
>>539050761It's probably just because all our forest ministers and people in charge of preventing forest fires are worthless diversity hire jeets now.
>>539062737Does /pol/ need a foreskin authenticator for every post, similar to the captcha?
>>539050634Jews will buy all that land for almost free just like they did in Argentina
>>539063128Holy shit stay inside lmao
>>539050927Lasers hard at work. I remember when Cali fires started. it looked the same. Do embers travel that fast?
>>539051706Ohio-anon, has the sky over you been clear of chemtrails and the jets which spray them for several weeks? It has been blue skies where I live in Missouri, and real clouds, and Im wondering if that is because> I'm close to a USAF base, and non-military flights in such spaces have been shut downor>fed programs country-wide are forced to use fuel sparingly
>>539050230NO OXYGEN NO PEACE
>>539062842SO THURSDAY
>>539063707>>539063707yeah but theres an extra rank pungency from the jeets in Canada blowing southward
>>539063128stay inside brobtw, rightful wisconsin clay
>>539050230Lol I live in SE Michigan and have been smelling this since this morning. Explains much.
>>539051196>It’s not caused by climate change but exacerbated by it.SO climate change cut the forest fire budget which stopped preventative forest fire maintenance? Climate change caused the canadian government to decommission water bombers to the point they only have a small handful? Climate change is causing their government to spray glyphosate everywhere which causes plants to die and/or dry out?
>>539059150>>use fossil fuels>>temperatures go upPlease provide the evidence that burning fossil fuels is causing this.
>>539051986>The heroin got recalled but the company never did, nor face any accountabilityhey, don't give the jooos any funny ideas about giving heroin the name oxycontin.the sackler jooos might make billions off of it and kill hundreds of thousands of americans in the process.oh, wait, too late.bummer.with joooos you loooose.
>>539050761>This never used to happen.The people in charge of your country used to be competent. (And not full of indians)
ontario and toronto can burn, nothing of substance will be loss
>>539051355Yeah, they are definitely poisoning us.
>>539051634COPD levels in youth about to skyrocket
Fucking Canadian NIGGERS! NUKE THEM TRUMP
Not my problem.
>>539066935yo are you on starlink or a vpn? either way rare flag indeed>>539066990jesus tittyfucking christ
>>539056206they like it. natural smoke screen so they cannot be seen shitting on the sidewalk and the beach. it makes them really feel like they are home in india.never forget the root cause: jooos. they brought them here.jooos. remember.
I'm sorry leaf frens but we need the rains more than you
>>539067023That's some good edging on that lawn. A sign that the home owner takes pride in their home ownership. Not like those lazy hippy faggots that call their weed-covered lawn a "natural garden."
>>539051758>eco terrorist to cover their tracksthey just drive around secluded areas throwing fireworks into dry brush
>>539056255sounds far fetched but i have seen it myself. i was very, very sceptical before i saw it myself.there is also spontaneous ignition once the weather gets hot enough and the evergreens give off a whole bunch of volatile, combustible gases. the air movement/wind causes static electricity and bang, some grounding somewhere and it burns. i have seen the fumes coming off of pine trees in a hot summer myself. very impressive.never forget to ask: cui bono?picrel...
>>539050767moi aussi
>>53906728395%+ of the lawns here are just done by mexican landscapers. You can't go twenty fucking minutes in the summer with out hearing some shitty truck rolling around or lawnmowers and whatever else roaring loud as fuck nonstop.
In the east it's just annoying, leafs being fags again, not apocalyptic like last time. Poor deer all got cancer
>>539055225patagonia is taking home a WC trophy and some Khazar Milkers
>>539067076Do you really think epstein is the only one
>>539051017Like another anon said. The nuclear targets aren't exactly hidden knowledge. Learn the direction of the prevailing wind in your area and don't be downwind of the cocksucker.
>>539050634Then stop setting fires jeet trash
>>539068323Saar, it is our right to burn bride if her family does not pay higher dowry
>>539050230the climate is beginning to adapt to the population
>>539050230Good riddance, fuck the east. I hope all the voters and politicians and niggers and trannys and jeets burn alive and suffocateSigned, white boy from nothern AB
>>539050761Smart Canadian.
>>539050761This is happening because your retarded country outlawed controlled burning, which now causes this shit. Fuck you all.
