ITT: places where you can relax this Summer.
In my own cockfarm
It's winter and it's 15 degrees here
>>539055943Great Wolf lodge
>>539056040You never went to the mountains in Winter?
>>539056186No mountains close to where I live
>>539055943Is there anywhere you can go without having shitskins and diversity jammed down your throat? Even the rural fucking areas have shitskins
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>>539056130literal goyslop "camping" "Outdoors"going camping in a fucking warehouse is about the most slavepilled thing I can imagine
>>539056302I use a train to get to the mountains.
Poland has mountains? Whoa
>>539056379Yes, dufus.The mountain trail ;)
With a boat you can go anywhere
>>539056619the gods put them in the middle of poland, so they would be completely useless for defending the nation and instead present an obstacle for poland to move its forces around, as a joke.
>>539056626Anywhere?
>>539055943Morskie Oko is for virgins. Chad goes to Czarny Staw and storms Orla Perć.
>>539055943My day is ruined
>>539056754i'm vacaying in ajman, uae! a city of 500k people, 400k of whom are south asian!
>>539056709>US education
>>539055943>ITT: places where you can relax this Summer.OI, FUCK YOU MATE, THOSE ARE OURS.LAS TATRINAS EST EL SLOVAKOS
>>539056757I'm going to Sudety this weekend, thank you very much.
>>539056918Subhuman
>>539055943It's going to be 103f/40c next week, and I'm going to enjoy every second of it.
>>539057121The temperature drops 0.5 degree C every 100m of elevation. The mountains will save you from the heat.
Taking a lovely swim in the Kawah Ijen crater lake in East Java, Indonesia.
>>539057059Toilet eater
>>539057182Kasprowy is freezing cold even in the worst heat
>>539057287Yes, but there will be a thunderstorm on Sunday there so it's better to be somewhere lower then.
the fireworks are to die for
>>539057227We don't turn good hiking/climbing trails into metal stairs for crippled German pensioners
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>>539056626How about on land?
>>539057209>Damn, that shit probably has a pH of like 2>During a scientific expedition in 2001, the pH of the lake was measured at <0.3>MFW
>>539056576No trains here. Only roads
>>539057985>your leg randomly starts melting
>>539058237Sad! My nearest mountain range is 3h by train from here.
>>539057757so what you are saying is you have no head for business.
>>539056557it's a water park you dingus. my kids love that place because of the animal themed shit everywhere but i'll never go back once they're older.
>>539055943I want to hike across grasslands. How can I do this for a few weeks without dying in a thunderstorm?
>>539056626Damn straight
>>539057555can you believe our ancestors left this for dreary gray eastern europe?
>>539059321>ruin fun for people who enjoy things for a bunch of retards who hate mountainssub 80 IQ take. I expected nothing less from a Slovak.
>>539055943At the end of a shotgun?
Been to the Slovakian side of Tatras.
>>539061839>Been to the Slovakian side of Tatras.the best side>>539061347we make money, you clean toilets, we expect nothing more from 3/4 russian rapebabies
>>539062087>the best sideI used to keep spirit from a Slovak hotel-owner who gifted it to us for his nameday, but I seem to have... drank it? Even though I didn't plan to as I never drink alone. Weird hole in my memory.Good times in Slovakia.
>>539055943Poland looks like that?I thought that was USA-Canada.
>>539064019A ton of places in Europe have lakes in a mountainous area, lol.
>>539055943Not Around Blacks
>>539060906Nice tranny socks, girlfriend. Have you had bottom surgery yet? (Y/N pls respond)
>>539064174That's the point, dumbo.No poc in the mountains.
London is beautiful this time of year
>>539064189Not yet baby
>>539064263Why do they do that?
>>539063786>but I seem to have... drank it?>>539063786>Weird hole in my memory.umm yes that happens
>>539064335so fucking gay
>>539064263oh i thought it was pariswith nigger cocks and everything
>>539064679Tuborgs are better than one hahahahaha
>>539064442asserting dominance. Just part of the vibrant experience on offer
>>539056037Hello, do you think I might be able to take a half-day from being milked on the 28th? It's not this Tuesday, but the next. I've got a really bad dental issue, and that's the soonest they could squeeze me in. I would really appreciate it.
