The 2000s were 30 years ago.
>>539058219The last day of the 90s was September 10th, 2001.
>>539058219what da fakI just finished high school in mid 2000s
I am 40 years old
>>539058219What would both their buttholes smell like?
>>5390582191990 was 50 years ago. Michael Jackson died 20 years ago. You're old now, boy. Time to slow down and spoil your grandkids.
>>539058219Britney Spears is doing great. She has so many gook short-form videos of her dancing.
>>539058219it's still the 2000s for another 974 years, op.
>>539058219There was a girl I went to high school with who was a teen mother. I can into her now adult daughter at a bar a few weeks ago. Life waits for no one.
>>539058219Life comes at you quick in flyover country
>>539058355the day physics died
>>539058219Someone do facial comparison between Jamie and Dan to see if Maddie is a match.
>>539058219Isn't that Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider's kid?
>people that were born after 9/11 are now in their mid 20sit's fucking a grim existence being an oldfag now, most of you weren't even cognizant when it happened if you were even alive.
Last week was 100 years ago
>>539058989Yes
>>539058915>Jet fuel resistant steel beams still have not been invented
>>539058219>tfw Covid was 25 years ago
>>539059197Someone mentioned something about Americas 250th yesterday and he might as well have been talking about New Year’s Eve like dude move on already
>>539059415they resist jet fuel just fine, for a couple hours anywaynot that it took but 56 minutes for the first meme to dropits the jewish space lasers that were ultimately the bigger problem
>>539058523Jamie Lynn Spears' butthole would be heavenly, even if she got raped by Dan "the man with the no Plan B plan" Schneider. Her daughter's probably just smells like an asshole. She's hot, sure, but not cute at all. I'd have to have some drinks to want to fuck her.Most "hot" women are cunts. Most women who *think* they're "hot" are cunts. They age poorly too. It's a bad trait.
>>539058981>>539058989Her dad is a tall white jock.
>>539058355Unironically.
>>539059880I remember when she got pregnant, and all the parents freaked out and wouldn't let their kids watch Zoey 101 anymore. I bet a lot of those people are wishing for grandchildren right now yet don't connect their lack there of with convincing their young children that getting pregnant is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you as a young woman
>>539058219Its so fucking over
>>539058355I remember that day too, it was the start of the second week of my sophomore year in high school. I think one of us even mentioned the towers the day before it happened. It feels so surreal to think about it now.
>>539058219i hate the jews
>>539060431the company I was at came along and whacked all us contractors like a month before it happened, I watched that shit going fuuuuck I'm not getting a job anytime soonwound up being like 9 months
>>539058219damn britney's granddaughter looks like that?
>>539059880>wearing Abercrombie & Fitch>turns out it's ran by a pedophile linked to Epsteinwaaaoooo
None of these time spans are impressive compared to the age of Planet Earth.
>>539060431damn you were in highschool when I was a fetus
>>539058219Nigger
>>539058219From the thumbnail it looked like the girl on the right was holding a dog with blood on its face, what the actual fuck.
>>539061254Haha. Yep, I'm a 40 year old Millennial, though I do have a lot of Gen Z friends.
>>539059880>getting Danny Daycare's sloppy secondscritical L
>>539058477how many kids do you have?
>>539058219>The 2000sThat was just an outright AWFUL time, the rise of the shitty parents who let the internet raise their kids as irresponsible as that may be. Even now, despite the problems, 2026 is still way better a lot of ways.
>>539060431kek I was an adult working at the seaport mall in lower manhattan when I got off the train and all hell had broken loose. went in to work and my boss told me go home now, caught a cab because I'm not a dirty nigger and watched the replay on my 62 inch Sony Projection TV, then played some Dreamcast PSO like a boss, fucked my girlfriend and ordered pizza
>>539061860Nah, 2000s culturally was superior to now. The one thing that's better is I don't have to have three different media players installed in order to watch video on the Internet, that I don't miss.
>>539064059i miss the mp3 players of the time. because it had become so normalized a format for portable music, the players were really evolving rapidlythen came the "smart phone" and shit all went downhill
>>539058523Valid question
>>539058477I'm 40 yo too.
>>539065260How many kids do you have ?
>>539058219I remember feeling guilty that I wanted to fuck Jaime Lynn. Now I can freely admit I want to fuck her daughter with no guilt ir remorse. What changed?
>>539058477>feelsgoodandbadman
>>539058219>>539058477
>>539061775>tf>tpkek, bolsonarofag
>>539060907A&F is the patrician choice for good fitting clothes if you're not a fat loser though. they haven't changed their sizing since the 60's
>>539066110It's annoying to find out that Ash never grew up and remained 10 years old for 3 decades.
>>539058477Czechd T.45; I've found coke and naive coeds fills the void
>>539065633Four. And they are white.
>>539067973Good for you anon, hope they grow up and make you proud
>>539058219Is that Dan "Get Me Insider" Schneider's kid?
Why don’t you guys just get off /pol/ and try to have fun or do something worthwhile with your life? As a man, time passed only sucks if it was wasted. We don’t have a biological clock where our function evaporates by 40. In fact, if you play your cards right you can just be peaking in achievement at 40+.
>>539068843Yes
>>539058219Why is Jamie so much hotter and younger looking than her daughter? God what I wouldn’t give to smash that into next week.
>>539058671>1990 was 50 years ago.
>>539068843Yeah, his jewish semen for sure
>>539058477Same brother same. I cant believe im still fucking here but im married with 1 child and I own a home so it could be much more grim.
>>539058989Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>>539058219Just thought you would like to know that my background now is made of brown stones.
>>539064931Yeah, it's hard to find portable players that you can just connect to your computer as a mass storage device, and just drag and drop. I hate the fucking iPod because I always had to use shitty iTunes to get it to transfer files.
>>539058219>30 years agoYou spelled "I'm a dumbfuck." wrong.
>>539058219American education.
>>539058219She looks mexican
>>539058219>The 2000s were 30 years ago.Why are anons so bad at math?
>>53905821995 was 30 years ago you stupid retarded bitch.I would know , because I'm 30 yo
>>539058219>>539058477I'm 40 and they both look like they could be my mom
>>539058755Came or ran?Because the difference is rather severe.
>>539058219Wasn't she graped by the jew?
>>539068843You talking about Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider?
>>539058219Her rape baby
>>539058219They’re both hot
>>539058355I remember that day. The weather was so nice.
>>539071342Hot
>itt: alphas try to math
>>5390604319/11 is my Birthday. I was going to college that was downtown and everyone thought the entire country was under attack so no school that day. Went to the mall instead.
>>539058219Peerless scarred
>>539058477Checked and I also. 3 kids and a loving wife. If anyone reading this hasn't found his mate by the age of 40, go pick a young one. You'll be fine.
>>539072267They tried meth instead.
>>539061860Personally 2026 is better but not culturally. I also hate how bland our poisoned food tastes.
>>539058755It's crazy to think about. I finished school in 2006 and there was a girl who was pregnant and gave birth shortly after school had finished, her kid will be almost 20 now. It's a shame too because she was cool and she was good looking and her boyfriend was like 10 years older than us and a fucking loser.
>>539058355>>539060431>>539071976I don't remember the 10th but I absolutely remember what I did on the 11th and while it all happened. I was home that day and played counter-strike with my friend, RASH B CYKA BLYAD
>>539058219dang she looks just like daddy
>>539058477hows the pp
>>539060431>>539071976>>539072667I wasn't around until slightly after this. I don't know how you all survived without toilets and electricity in the years before the towers were hologrammed out of existence.
>>539072877Kek.
>>539058219Is that Dan Schnieders kid? I bet she has a size 9 butthole and prehensile toes. She's of legal age guys, Dan isn't interested. Dibs.
>>539072272It's strange, my high school is only 15 miles from Ground Zero in New Jersey, but we still had school the next day on Wednesday the 12th.
>>539066671>never grew up and remained 10 years old for 3 decadesMany such cases. Sad!
>>539073105>Is that Dan Schnieders kid?
>>539058477>>539065260Its fucking over senpai
>>539059741>jewish space lasersso effective those cunts don't even use them on their enemies!
