Why was there such a massive police response to a standard chimpout? Were there even this many police involved at 9/11?
Context?
The Alien Overlords did it
>>539063324That's an AI image but okay
>>539063324Aliens
>>539063456>Context?Fucking aliens walking around Miami. Their excuse was "niggers with fireworks"
>>539063561kys
>>539063324because of this . I was police officer
>>539063324My brother and I both saw shadow thingys around our property on separate occasions when this Miami shit was going down, he didn't mention his until I told him what I saw so it's truths confirmed.
>>539063697stfu
>>539063780Fuck off memecunt, you won't do shit you stupid brown bitch.
>>539063598Alien bullshit was clearly a cover story. That's what makes this so mysterious. What would threaten the United States government so much that they came up with an alien cover story?
>>539063324>Were there even this many police involved at 9/11?No, there were no police at allIt was cgi made by tel aviv alien hqrendered by top tier pixar employees
>>539063324No one knows wtf ur talking about dumb stupid retarded faggot nigger op.
>>539063456some dimension demon wormed its way into mall in Miami. and everyone freaked out and every cop in the state drove there. to be covered up.
>>539063598Ngl thats a sexy strut.>Would
>>539063324they probably unironically summoned demons.
>>539063598ZAMN!>>539063584People say that the coordinates of the Bayside mall are inversely related (longitude/latitude) to some remote location in Antarctica. So maybe they fucked up and opened the portal in the wrong spot
>>539063968>Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne
>>539064103I honestly don't remember much about the details, but I do remember one Anon realizing that the inversion of the coordinates at the Miami waterfront is some secret base in Antarctica and maybe the ayys fucked up their teleportation destination by inputting the digits backwards
>>539063324I don't think it was "aliens." I think shitskins lied. I think it was just your run of the mill nigger chimpout.
>>539063324Emp attack. Next question
>>539064410>>539064587That's what they get for hiring jeets.
>>539064587>I honestly don't remember much The ayys probably wiped your memories.They're real creeps that way.
>>539065462Wouldn't be the first time
>>539063665Ok that image is new for me. >>539063598I remember that being fake
>>539063456Someone made an antisemitic post.
>>539063780Bump to make tne memefag seethe.
>>539063456Some racist sexist transphobe said the N word
>>5390633244 niggers were arrested for fireworks or some shit. >t. Flo-rida resident
>>539063561>talking like a zoomerniggerI hope you die
>>539064410>>539064587>Shadow-ayys fucked up and hired some h1bs that inputted wrong portal coordinates.
>>539068999Based
>>539068660I’ll never chuck a jeetling down a hill.Why even live?
>>539063780My wife was riding my dick a couple weekends ago and my kind of smashed when it came out wrong but I kept on fucking her. She apologized, sucked my cock for a minute because I told her to get it hard again (kind of went to half mast) then went to back to rawdogging that pussy. Man I want to fuck my wife right now, she's fucking hot bros and puts up with my autistic shit. >pic relatedOh yeah that's a Mk12 Mod 0, used to use one for work, well i had a Mod H, I was Army, but yeah I Jeff l remember when we got Mk12s in at 5th Group it was awesome. Quality pussy, quality firearms. I love being me. Don't care if you think I'm LARPing lol. I'm just better than you
>>539068660Hahahah this will never not be funny>yeet the jeet
>>539068999>>539069394My self check confirms my other post as not a LARP. Told you faggots. Thank you for your attention in this matter of me boning my wife
>>539063968>What would threaten the United States government so much that they came up with an alien cover story?niggers with fireworks
>>539063598AI is so freaking gay
>>539069680That doesn't warrant a hundred cop cars.
>>539069529Forgot pic, defeated by own smacktalk. If my wife were home, I'd have written that on her tits for you. You can probably find other instances in the archives and there's gifs of me plowing her on /gif/. I'm just in a spectacular mood which is why I'm telling you all this
>>539069394you're house looks about as dirty as the shitholes jeets up here live in. have your wife clean those disgusting ass floors before posting for pictures with your tiny dick placebo.
>>539063324No point in discussing it since normcattle simply don't want to accept the truth. They'll get theirs.
>>539063324Witnesses say they saw some youngsters pluggning in a computer in an outlet and then a portal opened. Possibly a CIA hologram falseflag event.>>539068968Apperently there had even been several murders there before that didnt give nearly this response
>>539070318>Apperently there had even been several murders there before that didnt give nearly this responseCops don't really care when niggers kill people here, but they do White people. It's bizarre the way blacks are treated here, it's like there's an expectation that they're all just criminals lol so their criminality doesn't draw the same attention as when a White person commits the same offense because subconsciously everyone expects far more from White people. That's why niggers get treated with kid gloves here now because of social media and niggers are manipulative adult children that know this and use it to their advantage. They know what they're doing and they think it's funny White people have cucked. I hate niggers so much it's unreal
>>539063324No videos of the chimp out have been released. The aliens/demons on the other hand have a few out there.
>>539063324The government scrubbed this kino incident yet want me to believe their slow drip disclosure?Lolol piss off
>>539063598The fireworks were people in the mall firing their personal guns at the aliens
>>539063598>Fucking aliens walking around Miami. Their excuse was "niggers with fireworks"no the excuse was niggers with fireworks and the cover story was muh ayylmaothe real story was child trafficking group were taken over by the trafficked children who got a hold of a number of guns and started killing the traffickers
>>539065661>According to this unverified claim, the intelligence agency is searching for genetic markers to identify "Nordic alien-human hybrids"—tall, blonde, blue-eyed extraterrestrials supposedly hiding in small towns across the U.S.This is true but dumb because all blue eye'd people are nordic alien human hybrids, the only reason people have blue eyes is because nordic aliens sexo'd Whites like 10k years ago.
>>539065661I actually believe this. The CIA was into some shonkey shit back in the day
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