Why don't you run a test garden IRL to increase your gardening skill for when shit hits the fan? You don't want to end up like CHAZ, do You?
That Chaz thing was third world af
>>539063923>in microplastic binsi bet ur spray microplastic pesticide and use microplastic fertilizer low T beta. You will die from being a low T girly girly when shit hits the fan
>>539063923If shtf, there'll be plenty of meat for hunting.
>>539064060It's macroplastic. They are huge!
>>539064098For 3 years tops. Not a long term solution.
>>539063923Good job OP, but the faggots on this board don't even touch grass let alone dirt
>>539063923Stop bossing me around
>>539063923Ban all poles from /pol/.
>>539063923subtle way of tricking autistic anons into telling you what or what not they do in the IRL corps yeah no
>>539063923>Why don't you run a test garden IRLi do, look at all the stuff i harvested already this year. there are even baby chicks in the tote with the heat light.
>>539064386I'm doing the best I can in a commie block. The important thing are skills I gain along the way.
>>539063923cuz white bitches can't farm. They're only good at sitting on the porch, drinking tea with 5lbs of sugar in it, and getting diabetes and gout. Then they cry to white jesus. Only brown and black people farm.
>>539063923>no chickensYou aren't going to make it Crotchitch.
>>539065048>black people>doing work of any kindHahaha, hilarious joke
>>539063923i have 8.5 billion longpig in reserve and vaxx cooks out.
>>539064240what an odd thing to post.
>>539064060Nigger there's microplastics in your fucking balls right now. You're not escaping this shit.
>>539063923You've got the start of a great aquaponics system there. Get some stock tanks and load em up with tilapia or something, anon. The plant roots filter the dirty fish water to grow better and you get more fish sticks than you can shake a fish at.
>>539065457All fish will die in winter, dufus.
>>539065248He's also clearly in a city, so his plants get a nice dose of huffing and puffing that exhaust.
>>539063923nice worknot really sure what most of them are but they seem to be doing well. i hope it turns out well. i think some of them are tomatoes?>>539064060>>539065248i guess you guys never heard that that study was flawed because they were just detecting the plastic from their gloves which contaminated every sample.
>>539064984what do you us for nutrients/fertilizer? are you growing in soil or hydro?
Honestly you fucking niggers are always talking about collapse like it'll just one day all fall down. The reality is is there isn't going to be a collapse, it'll just be a gradual descent into everybody being a retarded fucking Indian.
>>539065957Huh? It's soil. I use regular fertilizer and some eggs.
>>539064029no, third worlders know how to garden and they do it very wellt. starting a permaculture farm in the philippines
>>539064198>dirtsoil
>>539065109crackers are takers. niggers and spics are makersyou aint gonna make it timmy
>>539064173He meant eating people.
>>539063923I’m just gonna eat my beef and grow food for them. Far better imo
>>539066946>t. starting a permaculture farm in the philippinesHave you considered paying for an actual AI to create your images? The free services aren't too smart.
>>539063923DESU anon, I'm a lonely incel. But the luxuries of life in the west make that bearable. I work a job I don't like, sure, but I make this cool stuff called money doing it. This allows me to have enough of the ONLY THING LEFT that I can still enjoy. Time to my fucking self. I don't need to spend hours preparing food - I can just buy ready meals.I don't need to spend hours repairing clothes - I can just buy someBecause of money, I can sit down in the evenings or my days off and watch something, read something or play something.The moment that changes, the moment I have to toil in fields sweating and in pain just to continue living like a fucking incel, I'm roping lol
YOU CANT GROWN YOUR OWN FOOD
>>539065939>study was flawed because they were just detecting the plastic from their gloves which contaminated every sample.>t. CDC employee
>>539067004Don't gaslight the anons anon. It's the same thing.
>>539067230>Nigger can't per capita when it's in his own graph.Pottery
>>539064029>let browns and blacks seize power and run a place>ends up like brown and black countryfunny that
>>539066946you better check on your workers, bud.this guy might need extensive surgery to fix his face.maybe you had a warning sign near something dangerous and he couldn't read the ai text.
Gardening is magical, also studying plants, animals and insects. The other day I brought my pencils and notepad to the garden and drew my blueberry plant. I noticed the 5 pointed pentemerous leaves of the flowers and wondered what that was all about. Reading erasmus darwin will no that, you start viewing the world through the wonderous bloom and death cycle of the seasons. I've also started appreciating David Attenborough more deeply and want to emulate him. There will be a 17th century revival of science, art and nature. As we move into Aquarius and bio technology inspired by ai takes over technology, the limiting factor is our imagination and the direction we want to go. We will have to go back through nature and study it at a deeper level. This will be a huge revival of art, magic, nature, consciousness and abundance.
>tfw no tractor, no well, and no land.
As we men put down the nintendo 64 controller and march out into the garden, a new rise in abbundance will occur. Our womenfolk will stop seeing us mash buttons and move into a world of mashing potatoes. This is the way
>>539068414>doxing yourself
>>539068414Oh you fucked up kek.Unless you're posting some other retardmaxxer's pic, then double kek
>>539063923i actually do. recommend everyone learn this shit, good call OP
>>539067891check out this dirtlet
>>539063923I grow tons of vegetables and my own weed. I just started my weed plants again. I have 20 pepper plants, 20 tomato plants, squash, cucumbers for pickles, and peas out in my yard. Next year I am putting in another 3 garden boxes to grow more stuff. I'd like to grow some berry bushes to make home-made wine with.I can most of what I harvest and a lot of meat I get, so if the power went out and stores all closed, I would have at least 4 months of food that doesn't require refrigeration. if I run out or don't have something, I can always trade whatever I need for some weed that I have stockpiled, or home-made wine. I also hunt and fish. fuck the food jew.
>>539064386If some part of your dwelling doesn't look something like this picture, you are not a real man
>>539067952Never mention per capita when you talk to a retard on /pol/ about pollution.
>>539067827kek not a cdcniggerhttps://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/03/260329222938.htm>Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A University of Michigan study found that common nitrile and latex gloves release tiny particles called stearates, which closely resemble microplastics and can contaminate samples during testing. In some cases, this led to wildly exaggerated results, forcing researchers to track down the unexpected culprit.a simple hygiene issue. it's not that they aren't a problem, just not as much of a problem as many thinkhdpe is pretty good plastic to have next to food or in contact with it. even dmso, which is a powerful solvent, is shipped in hdpe barrels before being portioned down into smaller bottles.
>>539063923It's illegal to do any of that in America.HOA gonna getcha.
>>539064060What a retard you are.Embarrassing.
>>539068595pretty hard to find the owner unless you're a cop or have access to license plate records.and the cops all know who we are anyways, it's scammers and lefties you need to worry about
>>539069690Ahh, thank you. "License plate" is doxing yourself now. Lmao
>>>539069154I do kratky buckets near windows and skylights and grow veggies indoors. People don't realize hydroponics can be easier and lower maintenance than dirt container farming. I only have to add water to the bucket once every few weeks and make sure the aquarium bubbler is plugged in.
>>539063923Those tubs get brittle and break after just a year in the sunlight, this is retarded.
>>539070672Maybe down in Africa where you live.I've had them in my greenhouse in Europe for 5 years and they're totally fine.
>>539070221pretty badass, i would love to do that over winter or something. i live in northern ontario so we get super short seasons and i can only reliably grow a few thingsi watched all kinds of videos on it but never got around to it. and the price of those things in the store is wild, you are probably recouping your investment quickly
>>539070672Bet this guy gets a better yield than you do, lol. Those containers will probably last longer than a year, although I agree that using a regular household storage tote isn’t ideal. He’ll learn when they eventually crack or fail and upgrade to something better. Until then, though, it clearly works well enough.Growing plants is an incredibly rewarding skill, and like OP said, it would be extremely valuable in an SHTF scenario. If I can grow top-shelf weed, that becomes something I could potentially trade for food, supplies, or other necessities with people who still want to get high. If I’m growing strawberries, blueberries, or other fruit, I can preserve it, ferment it, and turn it into alcohol to trade as well. I can essentially open up my own saloon in a bottlecap town and probably run a few tricks as well get a steady income off booze, weed and pussy. I will have so many sardeen cans(the currency of the future.)There’s really no downside to learning how to grow plants. It teaches patience, self-reliance, and how to produce something valuable from practically nothing. When you get good at it, it becomes one of the most useful and satisfying skills you can have.
>>539070221nice cukes. I already made 8 jars of pickles, and I have a shitload more growing now, so I'll be giving out jars of pickles and salsa for christmas gifts.last year I had a lot of my pepper plants in 5 gal plastic buckets with expensive fox farm soil and they grew like shit. I barely got anything. this year I put them in a garden box, and they are doing much better. I have some of those fabric 5 gal pots that I'm using, and they work a lot better than the plastic.I have a shitload of old aquarium stuff so i might make up a hydro system for my grow tent.
the tubs are convenient if you don't have the space to plant in the ground. But plants always do better in the ground. If you're going to use containers, it's best to use the thick kiln fired pots, but they're heavy and expensive.
I got a bunch of beds and random ass plantsAlthough i get most of my mileage out of growing herbs
>>539071165people don't think about how valuable something that takes your mind off of things is going to be when everything sucks.I definitely always stockpile weed and booze just for the chance that it will be incredibly valuable in the future. you can trade pretty much anything you want for it. and I like to drink and smoke, so it's self-serving to stockpile it.
>>539063923Maybe the cardboard boxes will help.Of course bugs and snakes like them too. Spiders also. Do I just piss on them? More cardboard boxes in city centers. The parks must be reclaimed Big apple?More like stuck with snapple. No apple trees no fruit trees. Florida? Big orange? Iconic trees also decimated and destroyed.Georgia peaches? Lacking sweetness bitter, smol.>When did this happen? How? Why?
you mean your parents' house?
>>539071074>>539071252there's almost no investment, I'm cheap as fuckAll you need is a bucket half full of water and one of those $12 aquarium bubblers, most people already have at least one of the two kicking around somewhere. If you can't be fucked to paint the bucket black or cover it in tape to keep light out, you can just tie a garbage bag around it.You can add any liquid fertilizer to the water. Lot of garden stores even give away decayed plant water soup for free that will do the job. The hardest part is finding a way to suspend the plant in the bucket lid so the roots hang down into the bucket. The industry standard is a net pot with clay beads or something. Fuck that, I just cut an inch off a pool noodle, stuff the plant in the hole, jam a lego axle through the middle to hold the plant, and stick it through a hole in the bucket lid
>>539071333>But plants always do better in the ground.Plants do better wherever the fuck they get enough nutrients, oxygen and light. Give them those things in the right proportions and you can grow plants out of your own asshole. It really doesn't matter.
>>539069154I grow tons of wee dplanta. Mostly tumbleweeds and morning glory
>>539072336this Red Green level bullshit gives me five foot long green onion stalks when I cook I've never needed to cut more than one off at a time
>>539064386>this nigga eatin beans
>>539063923I already am, though.
>>539072336>>539072665Yeah, I'm thinking based.
>>539067004pic related literally describes soil as dirt
>>539072336noice jerry rigging. I do have all the stuff to do it without having to buy anything. I will probably do it after the plants I just started are finished growing.
>>539072336Don't you need very specific things like selenium, phosphorus, copper, potassium, magnesium, sulfur, etc. for the plant to be actually able to sustain your body needs? Plant can't get it from the air, so I wonder whether hydroponic raised food isn't just empty and will cause silent deficiencies.
>>539072541I have a datura plant randomly growing in one of my boxes in my yard. I didn't plant it, but I'm going to grow it and keep the flowers, leaves and roots. I might find a good use for it sometime. I'm going to fuck someone's whole world up when I dose them with it.
>>539073273you put fertilizer in the water and let the plant drink it upeverything plants need can be derived from other dead plants
>>539063923Just eat your soggy grain and stfu
>>539073331Harvest the seeds
>>539072665very nice. I've been buying store green onions, cutting most off and just planting them in the dirt and cut it off as needed. it's infinite green onions and you only have to buy them once.I'd rather grow them from seed to avoid hepatitis and whatever else comes from the mexcreants that pick them with their shit covered hands.I remember the chi-chi's hepatitis outbreak.and this new shit yourself to death bug that people are getting is from green onions too.it's not worth the risk or cost to buy produce now. just grow it yourself or don't eat it at all.
>>539073601oh, I will definitely be harvesting the seeds. I'm going to keep every bit of the plant. I'll probably re-plant some of the seeds next year.
>>539063923The average person, myself included, can’t grow food to save his life.If I had to survive just growing food in my garden I’d have to start eating my neighbours. We have two fruit trees fully established in the garden that produce fuck all every year. This year the cherry tree had hundreds of flowers all over it. I started to notice little green blobby things appearing. One by one they all vanished before every ripening. I would guess the grey scum for them. It’s hopeless.
>>539067952LMAO
>>539072336that's the whole appeal of kratky is that you can use what's essentially garbage to make something that feeds youi even saw a side by side comparison of a classic kratky setup with no bubbler and one with a bubbler. the one without did better, oddly. if you are getting results then good, you may just want to try one batch of something without a bubbler, which is even cheaper, and see if it works just as well. i saw the pool noodle idea on youtube as well, it's the cheapest most effective setup. this is very easy for most anons to replicate. i don't have a car and it's hard for me to get a lot of things unless they're deliverable. so even buckets with lids or tote bins are hard to come by for me. maybe i can figure something else out. this has really renewed my interest in it though, thanks for posting your based setupif you want to try something new, you might like ground cherries. they're the most reliable thing i can grow in this short season. they're related to tomatoes, but taste like pineapple and citrus and a tiny bit of tomato. they sell for $20 a kilo, and they also call them goldenberries in the store. super high in nutrients, especially vitamins a and c. they also start flowering really fast, and they just keep growing and making more berries until they freeze solid. you can also make cuttings really easily and clone them from a mother plant. the seeds take about 2-3 weeks to sprout, so i put them on a wet paper towel in a ziploc bag with a $30 led grow light on them until they do. rabbits and birds got most of my stuff last year, it must be pretty cool to have ideal conditions all the time.
>>539073331Datura is serious shit and the dose varies greatly by plant. I wouldn't use it even on an enemy.
>>539063923gardening is good for the soul, if you have the space, try it. Also learn to preserve what youve grown, the best way is fermenting not to be confused with pickling
>>539064386>the jew fears the indoor bean, potato, and chicken farmer
>>539073809i've got some perennial ones that grow back year after year in a pot for several years. they're called welsh onion. i've let mine go to flower to see what they look like and to get some seeds. oregano is also perennial and is great added to pasta at the last minute when fresh (don't cook fresh oregano, it tastes like shit). >>539076805you can make hybrid pickles which do end up fermenting a bit by just putting cut up carrots in a jar and pouring a vinegar, salt and water mix over them and putting them in the fridge for a week. i tried some months later and they get sooo good. i get pickles from the store, and keep the brine and add it, the dill goes great with carrots. i did the same with cabbage and i liked it better than sauerkraut.
>>539077001doesnt vinegar kill all the lacto bacterias needed for fermentation?
>>539077107lol probably but i like them and they're easyi just looked it up you're right, i just assumed they fermentedjust let me have my pickles man
>>539077324pickle away bruh but try fermenting also at one point. Both have their adventages.heres where i started: https://fermentationadventure.com/fermented-green-apple-jalapeno-hot-sauce-recipe-pickled-peppers/careful the video is reagebait
