I have to take a pre emplyoment drug test. Why do they even give these out? Its so easy to pass with fake pee. There's also same day detox drinks that work. I get it if they watch u pee or at least pat u down. I have gotten patted down before thougg but they arent supposed to. Either way its so easy. Just hide it in ur balls, it will keep it 95-96 F.
>>539067797>Just hide it in ur balls, it will keep it 95-96 F.done this so many times in the past. Once, a lab worker gave my sample a smell and gave me a funny look. Got the job, never heard if it was inconclusive, but boss acted funny about the results. Be sure to give it a good shake before pouring. They like to see that foam
>>539067797>>539068384you dont deserve a job you fucking junkie. you're just a liability.
>>539070687shekelberg appreciates your concern. that will be 50% off your next paycheck. come again (you will).
The politicians and business owners don’t have to take drug tests. It’s only for slaves as a humiliation ritual.
>>539067797>Why do they even give these out?Because hard drug users will be dependent on the job and therefore most loyal hardworkjng ideally.Marijuana takers think and that can cause problems. They also may leave on a whim and explore a better career because of it. Even taking other workers with them.Huge problem. No can do.It's practically just a pothead test. Stupidest fucking shit ever.
>>539067797so don't take the job, potheadwhy not kill yourself instead
>>539067797Sur-gel
>>539067797same day detox's do not work lol
>>539074164Pot heads are lazy on the job my job knows I do coke and they say nothing about it though because uppers are based
>>539074268calmest sober person
Dude. Weed!
>>539067797If they're serious about screening out tweakers like you, they will take a hair sample.If they don't take a hank of hair to analyze, then it's all a humiliation ritual to test how compliant you are with being invaded and debased.
Literally just stop smoking weed for a week, maybe two. That's it. Stop buying fake piss, or detox methods lmao just stop smoking weed you fucking junkie
>>539067797>Why do they even give these out?Because the government can't enforce its own gay bullshit laws so it has corporations do it for them.
>>539074479Insufferable child
>>539067797I got one for my previous job at a nursing home. The nurse made me empty all my pockets and watched me as I pissed. I had nothing to hide so I didn't cheat, but I'd imagine cheating in that instance would've been difficult.
>>539067797Remember that if there's feces in your urine sample and they reject it you can legally sue them for discrimination against homosexuals
>>539067797>Just hide it in ur ballsWat
>>539067797it's still useful if it filters out 20% of drug users
>>539074858The piss of course. Which is stored in the balls.
>>539067797You didn't study for your drug test?Dumbass.
>Why do they even give these out? It makes boomer's feel secure.
>>539074946Drug tests are required by corporate insurance providers in most States, but you do you. Would you like to show us on the doll where the Boomer touched you?
>>539067797they want obedient slaves that do it right, and ones that will lie and do what it takes to serve their jewish masters.
>>539074715Grow up and do real drugs pot is for teenagers
>>539074858>he doesn't have a ball compartmentyou know, between the balls bro
>>539067797Get the wizzanator overnighted and use the right batteries. Practice a few times with water first. I would tape it on my inner thigh and pull the nozzle out right by my dick. Honestly overkill because only the military is gay enough to have people watch you piss. Don’t mix the fake piss with the water too hot or it turns green. I had the nurse give me a real weird look when I handed her a cup of lime green piss. They’ll put their fill mark extra high but it doesn’t matter. They’ll get enough for two samples and that’s all they need. I passed every time I used it (even with lime green piss) with no issues. Shit is more reliable than taking the test legit. I know several people who accidentally drank too much water before the test and got inconclusive results and either didn’t get jobs or had to retest after almost getting fired. That shit is just a pot head test too which is funny as hell. All the other drugs leave your system almost too fast to reliably detect
>>539075275I've done literally everything in my 30s and 40s and now I'm an exceedingly normal person, quit using everything except smoking weed on the weekends and occasionally dropping acid few times a month. People taking ecstacy in their 40s is just cringe.
>>539075500Meant to say 20s and 30s*, I'm in my 40s now. Brain damage from drug use, many such cases.
>>539067797No job that makes you take a drug test is a suitable job for a white man. It's a low trust job for low trust people.
>>539075500When we’re saying do grown up drugs we’re talking about cocaine
>>539075500No one should do anything in their 40s you should just be dead
>>539075542If you fly a plane you basically can never do anything except occasionally drink beer and that's a 90% white profession
>>539075606Why don’t you die now?
>>539075568you don't look like a cool wall street broker bro, jokes aside though it's the worst time ever to be an enjoyer of white powders, jews are spiking everything randomly with fent.
>>539075606kek
>>539075152And who at corporate insurance made that rule? BoomersFaggot
>>539075679Because I'm still young you die when your old
>>539075610I think you're missing my point. I'm not saying you should be allowed to do drugs, I'm saying if your employer suspects that the people they're hiring are likely to be doing drugs, it's not a suitable job. Also, flying a plane is different to working the fryer at popeyes.
>>539067797>Either way its so easy. Just hide it in ur balls, it will keep it 95-96 F.Duh, of course it will, you pee from your balls
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