>I am a 32 year old NEET living off of his 22 gf, who provides sex and other stuff. If I can do it, you can too. Brush your teeth and clean the house, and dick her down good when she’s home. Case closed. It’s time for men to relax and for women to take charge and pay taxes. Lots of taxes.
>>539068764PATRIOT
>>539068764Post her tits or gtfo Nigger
>>539068764In most cases like this, the gf is usually fat and unattractiveSo its not actually a winHowever, if you actually landed a QT, then I guess you are one of those rare lucky ones
>>539068764What is "Complete and Utter Bullshit"?
>>539068903True>>539068990Not for you dirty kike>>539069076you eat poop lol
>>539069178Buddy I haven’t had a job in 8 months now because pussy has me locked down
>>539069076Eric Barone is one of the lucky ones. He made Stardew Valley while freeloading off of his gf for years but she also freeloaded by living with his parents so maybe it was equivalent exchange.
>>539068764I did this when I was a 25 year old with a 21 year old. Her dad was rich and I only worked 2 days a week in the National Gaurd. She had a condition that caused muscle atrophy in her legs despite otherwise being a strong 7/10 and so I didn't want to have kids with her and that was the final straw.3 years later my life is a fucking mess and I am a truck driver and my looks have faded. I had a weird curve. Incel than from 23-26 bedded 15 different woman, and 26-28 back to being an incel
>>539069334Well, it's not really freeloading because something came out of it.If I had a project and was convinced I could get rich if I stayed at home working on it 24/7, I'm sure I could convince my wife to let me "freeload". I would consider it a form of investment on her part and give her shares.In other words, there's no difference between borrowing 50k from your wife or 50k from the bank (beside usury.)
>>539069543Yeah, his story got the good ending but usually most dream-chasing freeloaders fail and don't amount to anything close to even the poverty line. I don't understand how someone can be a true NEET though and have absolutely no desire to do anything but consume; I did it for like a couple months living the same empty day over and over again and felt immense shame and guilt. What's even crazier is every woman wants to live like that.
>>539068764Well done. Keep up the good work
>>539068764What is your backup plan when she kicks you out of the house?
>>539069543>give her shares. She owns half of your shares anon you are married?
>>539070707OP is probably one of those losers who threaten to kill themselves if their girlfriend breaks up with them
>>539069462Crazy how high standards are that anybody can revert to inceldom from a slight decrease in looks. I suspect so many men become incels when they start balding
>>539068764How fat?
>>539068990sandnigger >>539069076sandnigger
>>539070903Well, I got kicked out of the national gaurd and lost my full ride to college. I was a stealth neet where I cheated my way at a state school and slacked off at drill in the army. It came crashing to an end when god sent snakes to infest the basement and take out my knee which ended my full ride to a well known party school.after 6 months of rehab at my friends rehabbing my knee, I went back to my home state to try and get back in good standing with the natty gaurd but my unit was sick of my shit. I was living with my grandfather who pulled a shotgun on me in a bout of delirum and I pushed him in self defense and it ended in his death. Thankfully it was clear cut self defense.Technically, I am still doing this with a 34 year old appleebees waitress. I went on one date with her because she asked and I told her I didn't want a relationship, and she asked if "we can be friends" and I was like "sure lol." This was mostly because despite being a decent looking woman for her age she has an IQ of 80 and one of the worst pussies i've seen in my life. So she would just show up to the farm uninvited while i waited to get evicted and just hang out. I was traumatized by killing my own grandfather and my best friend recently committed suicide so I just let her keep me company. When I finally became homeless again she just let me live with her rent free and she confessed to having feelings for me about 4 months ago and I just kind of ignored it but she still seems to like me. Honestly, full paid ride to a great state school, a job as a guitar player in the national gaurd 2 days a week, and becoming chad-lite for 2 years made plummeting back into the abyss even worse. The Army Bands won't take me back, my mental state is decayed, I am pushing 30 now, I have only half a biology degree, and only this month started trucking to get out of the apartment. I've began losing my mind from despair. Really pathetic life. I am about ready to commit suicide
>>539070372>Most failOf course. Most investments are terrible. No risk, no gain.
>>539070903Also....I have beautiful thick hair still.
whats your plan once you get hit by erectile dysfunction?
>>539068764I'll have this too soon. Some steps for this becoming a reality have already been taken.
>>539071626He's an obese 32 yo. He was hit by that years ago.
>>539071441My life only started at 30. I turn 38 today and didn't think it was possible for things to be this way but they are. I'm very content. I want to strongly encourage you to get in touch with your local Catholic Church. The answers are there. What to do is there. Jesus really does care about you. Your suffering isn't meaningless.
>>539072038I went to confession a few months ago.Funnily enough it was the same man who baptized me 28 years ago and was his last month before retirement. Still doesn't bring back my dead friend, give me a family, give me my military career and full ride to college back. I don't know how to handle the adult world. i had a cancer scare last year which turned out to be a rare infection/possible autoimmune complications and she took care of me for a full year while i gamed and gooned. I refuse to be a prostitue but i am afraid if i get on her bad side she will throw me out.
>>539072038I used to be articulate and sharp, but now i just ramble and trauma dump like I am possessed. I am such a fucked up mess it is unreal
>>539068764>1pbtidFaggot
>>539072251>>539072315Find Jesus Christ. you don't need to go to a church, you don't need to go anywhere, you don't need to talk to anyone besides Him.available 24/7 365Pray, open your heart and get yourself a bible
>>539072906>spread your buttcheeks to christBit gay
>>539072315>I am such a fucked up mess it is unrealYeh but you're like, normal fucked up. You're not special or particularly fucked up. You have regular human problems that can be overcome.Unfortunately, there is no significant learning without failure, struggle, or suffering. If you didn't fail, you wouldn't know where you were weak. Learning how and why to love God and our neighbors is the whole point.I'm glad you're not using this woman (more than you kind of are). Though she's probably holding out hope that you'll come around. Sounds like she'd make a good wife, is there really no hope of kindling something there? If not, you need to struggle through cutting her and you loose.
living the life my man
>>539073094>Though she's probably holding out hope that you'll come around. Sounds like she'd make a good wife, is there really no hope of kindling something there? If not, you need to struggle through cutting her and you loose.well, now that I am working I have paid her rent the last few months. I actually enjoy her company, but as she is almost 7 years older than I am, has a mixed race kid her parents take care of for her, and has an iq of 80 I have no interest in pursuing a relationship with her. She isn't ugly by any means though. I have come to really enjoy her company as a friend.
>>539073727What the fuck simp shit is this. Is this what normtards get up to? Grim. You're paying a coal burner single moms rent, Styx is this you?
>>539074146uh noit was the other way around. She had a a kid with a Romanian Quadroon at 19.I was facing homelessness and health issues and she let me live rent free in her spare room for a year. I pay less than half her rent now.Also that is why I will never have a relationship with her beyond roomate/friend.
>>539076013You sure you're not fucking this up like other stuff? That not moving on this is self sabotage? I guess I don't really know, but based on what you've said it sounds like you've fallen into a pretty rare situation. >80 IQShe's a woman. You'll need to gently teach her. When you nicely explain things to her, does she try to follow your instructions? Does she try to focus on what you're saying? If so, I think you're really missing something here.
