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>>539068833Buy the dip niggers
>>539068881Fpbp, goyim will sell and we make mass $$$ shekel
>>539068881>buy the dip = Hold my bagsHope low iq niggers figured this out by now
>>539068833>the thing EVERYONE said was going to happen happened75 IQ board
>>539068833Gonna slurp some at 120 and then keeping slurping all the way down. Prices will crash by December. Keep slurping, dollar cost averaging is the only way to invest in stonks
>>539068956“This is the way the jew make money... and made a fortune in the past ten years, selling short the shipping futures, let the goyim deal in the real world.”
>>539068833Still overvalued by $131.01.
>>539068833Anyone here a bag holder? I myself stopped trading about 4 years ago when I decided it was all fake and gay.
>>539069146Prices will keep crashing until December and then rebound.
>>539068881
You now remember the Indian moon landing.
>>539069153>>selling short(s) >This is the way the jew make money.Yep, the medieval guys were right.
>>539068833All they sell is fucking lies and fantasies with crappy throttled internet beamed down from balloons.
>>539068881No Sleep till Brooklyn
>>539068833DOWN WE GO
Still way too fucking much A near 2 trillion market cap for a shitty ChatGPT offshoot + some rockets + internet in le space
>>539068833>under preIPO priceKWAB>4% FloatKWAB>shares unlock in 30 daysKWAB
>>539069245keep dreaming,that space jeet scammer will go bankrupt, vajbeep, lmfao kek
Do the needful and buy some stock, or Jeetlon won't sleep at night.
>>539069348That was China, unc
>>539068881SpaceX will 10X but it'll be like 2 years before it happens
>>539072662scamming doesn't work in the long run, gagdeep, it never works
>>539072630Sure thing.
>>539068881I willSee you in 1 year or more when it bottoms out at 20 cents per shareThen I'll sell it after plebbitors boost it hoping to recreate gamestop
>>539069387Anne Hathaway is so damn hot, I would do everything to marry her
>>539068833All the Elon Musk glazers are about to -ACK
>>539068881I am waiting for $5 kek
Remember when Tim Walz made fun of Tesla's stock price before it reached all time highs shortly after?
>>539068833Wait, it's almost as if the people saying SpaceX is a huge ponzi scheme were...right?
>>539073271why are you jeets so fucking delusional? no one buys Tesla anymore, X bleeds money like there is no tomorrowtheir only income stream is starlink
This is quite literally what was planned to happen. It was a cash infusion from the rubes (and investment companies forced to take investment) and people were blocked from selling the stock for like 120 days. The entire point was another transfer of wealth from the poors to pay the people that already held stock.
>>539073566Uh oh, you missed the dip :^)
>>539069153All good until you get stuffed in the oven
>>539073896SAAAR
Nothingburger for a memestock. I hope you didn't buy a hyped IPO, right?
>>539068833>>539069767I'm thinking it'll be ~$95 in 30 days.
>>539073896you are still holding all your spcx sharesaren't you?lmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaget fucked hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawe're gonna buy at the chasm, penny for a dollar, not at the "dip"
>>539068833spacex's (and tesla's) major innovation has been applying silicon valley iterative techniques to building hardware. No one else, not even the chinese have done so at such a scale.this is good enough to bet on.
>>539074203lmfao kek kekekekekekhkehkhkhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough .. cough.. wheez ... (break) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfaoooooooo
>>539073271Tesla is tanking too. The only actually profitable part of SpaceX stock is Starlink and nothing else.
>>539068833Lmao
Saaaarrrrr!!! We are ceo saaar
>>539069153He was right though, 90+% of people are literally mindless cattle. They have no sentience and no independent thoughts.
>REMINDER!You bought AI slop. He told you Grok is worth 25 trillion dollars. Space technology is <10% of the evaluation.
>>539068833When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>>539068833>all those engineers who worked their asses off for equity get gigaraped by elonPottery, never work for this faggot ever
>>539073271Tesla is a memecoin stock. Do you think the business itself is actually worth more than the next 10 largest auto manufacturers combined? Are you aware Chinese EVs now outsell Teslas? Did you know Chinese cars also have autopilot? The only reason Tesla is still in business is because boomers don't think China will ever be capable of building cars because Chinese cars aren't allowed in the US.
>>539068881shalom, you're not treating your golems well
>>539068833Vivian Musk's dad wants to import infinijeets into America, so I fully support his companies being destroyed and his son acting like pic related.
>>539068833>it's so joever>1.73B Market CapLMAO... I don't think that's quite over.But give it time. It will be 200 Billion soon enough.
kek will be so fun to watch this niggas stock tank later on lookner during the spacex launch
>>539069190>two hours>zero repliesEven on this anonymous cave diving forum anons are too proud to admit they bought at IPO.
>>539075472>1.73B>B
>>539073566>>539074508Even the profitability of Starlink is questionable when the satellites have to be replaced every 5 years and have such low bandwidth that the service is only desirable to airplanes and people living extremely remotely (poor people). What happens when China launches their own version and undercuts SpaceX on price?
>>539068833SpaceX doesn't generate any profits, so outside of the IPO hype hype it'll just bleed forever but I bet Elon's friends will eventually buy shares and pump it up before it fall again. It'll be like a casino.
>>539075873Elon's "friends" are probably shorting SPCX and TSLA.
another failed launch, another stonk sinkthe jeets are paying off alright
At least his daughter is hot.
>>539068833Starship failed to launch. Stock is in free fall after hours trading. It’s ogre for the jeet scammer. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>539075514>>539076349baaaahahaha
oh no no no
>>539076766Buy the dip!
>>539068881*rub hands*
>>539075247>>539076486man if I was Elon and had all that money, I would've at least put a hit out on my tranny son so he doesn't continue to embarrass me like that, damn.
>>539068881No, bagholder, we won't be buying your bagsYou retail poverty btd fags are always so cringe. Anything goes down 1% and you faggots scream and wretch BUY THE DIP!! Falling all over yourselves to risk your meager wage check on the chance to pick up a dollar on a hundred bet
