LMAOhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lettuce-supplier-taco-bell-explosive-diarrhea-parasite-b3016541.html
>>539087864start eating raw meat. For more info look up goatis (sv3rige) on yt.
>>539087864((tick)) tock
>>539087864Trump outright refused to deport the farm workers who shit on all the greens
>>539087864I thought getting explosive diarrhea after eating Taco Bell is what's supposed to happen?
>>539087864>be me>eat lettuce a few days ago for the first time in agesI almost never eat fruits/veggies, and when I do people get explosive diarrhea parasites.
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>>539088032Nah. Proper post-Bell diarrhea is merely splattery, not explosive. There is a difference in the level of intensity.
>>539087864Non-whites can't pick lettuce without shitting themselves.
>taco belluh huh
>>539087864Americans let brown people touch their food.
Just irradiate the produce! I swear, Americans are allergic to any technology that will make them healthier and live longer.
>>539087864I mean, yeah, we have been dealing with health issuees in fast food for decades. I remember when I heard about Ecoli in Chipotle when I was in middle school during 2016.
>>539088032I’m guessing you never eat Taco Bell.
>>539087864Lettuce is bullshit anyways, i only eat spinach
>>539087864We used to get e.coli poisoning in the late 80s to early 90s at Jack in the Box, so explosive diarrhea at Taco Bell isn't so bad, or really all that unusual to begin with.
>>539088179Strawbs aren't supposed to last for more than a few days. They have no natural preservatives inside them so they start going bad as soon as you pick them
>>539087864imagine eating lettuce
>>539088197We used to have a chain in Canada called Taco Time.. it was way better than taco Bell.
>>539088342I had a friend who was a microbiologist that worked for some food safety agency here.She said that something like 90% of all cases of food poisoning they investigated, it was the lettuce that was contaminated.Worst vegetable
>>539087864Shitslop Bell no surprise. If you ever ate one thing from the menu you have eaten everything they offer.
>>539088742>She said that something like 90% of all cases of food poisoning they investigated, it was the lettuce that was contaminated.It's Mexicans shitting in the field.
>>539087864Watermelon is the lettuce of a fruit salad.
>>539088742Because spics fertilize their crops with human shit
>explosive diarrheaThis is never not funny.Okay, maybe if it's you and you had 5 star Pad Kee Mao Drunken Noodles washed down with six dark Modelos the night before. But other than that...
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>>539087864No normal human can eat indian-sharted lettuce without getting a diarrhea
>>539089692Noticed repoman poster
>>539087864You gotta eat the lettuces.You gotta eat it.
>>539089831>Everybody could stand to 100 chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them too.Maybe not the best movie line I ever heard, but no doubt it's in the top ten.
>>539087864>taco bell>explosive diarrheaThats just par for the course
>>539088384Taco Johns exists in shartmerica and are pretty good, also bel taco if you want to live in the California faggotplex.
>>539088197>>539088032I started eating taco bell 2 weeks ago for the first time in 20 years and it was actually pretty fucking good, I didn't get any diarrhea after so I just assumed it was fine but goddamn now I'm going to be paranoid
>>539087864jokes on youi only eat mozzarella sticks
oldfags will appreciate my new Taco Bell ad campaign:Taco Bell, Make a Runs for the Border
Ever notice how lettuce is always making people sickFucking lettuce
>>539087864It's the sewage they spray onto crops, isn't it.Farms can use treated sewage as a fertiliser.
Butthurt chinks can't post without memeflags lol.
>can't eat vegetables because diarrhea >can't eat poultry because of bird flu>can't eat red meat because bitten by a tickYou can still eat mealworms and crickets though
>>539087864KFC uses the same. Are the blacks getting this diarrhea?
>>539087864https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/2077010044714119168/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/O9AGObPoiBiUJKcI.mp4?tag=12https://xcancel.com/SolutreanDACA/status/2077010105162408072#mThe USG contracted Disney during WW2 to produce a film telling Mexicans not to poop on crops.That was 80 years ago. They still poop on crops.
>>539091434uh huh Changstein
>>539087864Old South Park did a skit about how eating Taco Bell hurts the anus of its customers.
>>539087864WASH YA DAMN LETTUCESeriously, it's fucking easy, the salad spinners are cheap. Wash ya damn lettuce. Fucking wagies wanting more money yet can't do a simple hygiene thing.
>>539088384We have Taco Time in the Pacific Northwest. Can confirm it’s better than Taco Bell by a lot
>>539087864I'm lett use intolerant
>>539087909Don't do that either. Cook your food like a civilized person.
>>539087864Who the fuck eats lettuce? Spics that pick our crops also shit in our fields and lettuce is like a shit holding basket. It's nutritionally superfluous, get your fiber elsewhere, and it's also damn near tasteless, it has no purpose except to be a basket to hold Mexican diseased excrement from the farm to your table.
Fucking lettuce!
>>539093140I just ate some flautas with shredded lettuce on top. I didn't see any of the cooks shit on it.
>>539093184>Fucking mexicans!FtfyWhy are you on the same tier as poojeets?
>>539093248>I didn't seeThey don't do it in front of your face, retard and you probably don't get sick when you drink your diarrhea water either but when someone from a civilized country drinks your water they shit their brains out, weird huh?
>>539087864It is cheaper than diet medicins.
>>539087864I have always ordered my tacos with NO LETTUCE and I have been vindicated for a lifetime of denying the green menace.
>>539087864>Oh this is so good for my health*munch, munch*, OH NO, OH GOD! * ass explodes*
>>539088179My lidl berries go bad, mold and everything, even in the fridge 5C after a few days, I'm good.
>>539087864This is literally what I voted for.HARD TO HAVE GAY SEX NOW, HUH LIBRUHLS?!
>>539088179>stop being a chud>just give yourself cancer
>>539087864Where's the evidence that Taco Bell stole the 2020 election anyway?https://www.whitehouse.gov/election-integrity/#voting-systems
