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>>539093850pol loves trannys wtf are you even talking about.
>>539093850Good luck paying your mortgage with tomatometer points.
Can't wait for the nose dive next weekEllen Page will commit rope because of all of the hate against herScreencast this
Thank you for your advertisement anon, but I am not interested in your movie. I wish you best of luck with it though.
>>539093850>movie releases Jul 17th>it's 1:45 EST>has 500+ verified reviews alreadylmao, tell me its astroturfed without telling me
How much did you pay you, shill
>>539093850Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you take one of the foundational books of western civilization and put niggers and trannies in it.
>>539093850Anons, what's the last good movie you've seen in a theater?For me, it was District 9.
>>539094315They watched it in fast forward from the stroke of midnight, then went home and wrote reviews. Totally legit.
>>539093850Hasn't been released yet. Meaning all of those reviews are coming from critics, premier audience members and test screenings in liberal cities.
>>539094465And the wrong fucking characters. Helen of Troy is in the Iliad, not the Odyssey. And she wasn't a nigger.
>>539093850Oh wow! I totally wanna cut my dick off now!
I'm not going to see it.Won't even pirate it.
>>539094465They have to tick a bunch of DEI boxes to qualify for an academy award. Pls understand. Bastardizing the myth is a small tradeoff for such a prestigious award.
>>539094541aka jewish sockpuppets and shills
>Verified reviews.It's not even funny at this point, how fake everything is.
>>539093850GO WOKE GO BROKE! NO ONE IS ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS WOKESLOP! JUST YOU WATCH! IT IS LITERALLY WOKE BROKE DEGENERACY!
>>539094697Calm down redditor.
>>539093850>watch my NPC approved goyslop movieNah I'm good
> Movie was so based
>>539094581Helen is in the Odyssey too you dumbass
>>539094727You go watch the troon movie you faggot lover
>>539093850Achilles is the chick from Juno
>>539093850I have no idea, why don't you tell us?
>>539094805I have no interest in going to see reddit approved goyslop.
>>539093850My reaction when
>>539094515the lord of the rings probably. i was 11 and hadn't become a reclusive shut-in yet.
>>539093850Actual audience score is ~60%, shill. The camrip got released yesterday, overall impression is blah.
>>539093850donald trump should resign tomorrow.you have won the culture war.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>539094799Nta, but it's a really minor role and not significant enough to include in a Odyssey movie. Her narrative significance is being a macguffin for the Trojan War. In a story that isn't about the Trojan War she's pointless. Which is probably why they cast a negress in the role, but it was still a dumb decision because you now have to justify Nyongo's face as the "face that launched a thousand ships" and not even black people or liberals are buying that horseshit.
>>539094637>They have to tick a bunch of DEI boxes to qualify for an academy awardThis is such a bullshit excuse. Are you telling me you would leave hundreds of millions of dollars on the table so a few retards can have an award that is realistically meaningless? None of this matters because Matt Damon is cast as Odysseus, which was the biggest casting fuck up and the movie was doomed on that alone.
>>539094826Yes but no, she is playing another character but they basically replaced that character with Achilles in the story. Which is very strange
>>539093850OP is a seething fucking faggot obviously
>>539094541>>539094315>>539094520It's already out in Europe.
>>539094799Nigger she told a story about the Trojan war. Exceedingly minor mention.
>>539093850what's it like living in a curated fantasy world that feeds your delusions about consensus because jews want you mindbroken castrated and dead?>>539094515really can't remember, i always made a point to watch every james bond movie I could in theater but they were never really good. Bourne Identity quadrilogy was better spyshit, but I didn't see any of them in theater.
>>539093850Don’t care. I live within one hour’s drive of 5 of the 25 cinemas showing it in the director’s preferred format (70mm IMAX). I’m not going to participate in this bastardization of Western culture, even if I am a film buff. I won’t even pirate that. I haven’t read the poem yet and I don’t want to think of a nigger or tranny when reading a foundational text of Western civilization.
even our MSM says it's fucking shit, although not for the reasons /pol/ hates it, but because of crap like Odysseus apparently suffering from amnesia during those 7 years with Calypso and not even knowing a family is waiting for him, and the actor's performance generally being piss poor
>>539093850500+ sample size. Could be one guy with a botnet.
>>539093850No it is worse than i could imagine. I can't even pass 13min. Still 162 min of this hellish void!If you succeed to watch this turd, you should be instantly euthanazied.
>>539096435The poem was the marvel slop of its day so this movie is ironically a perfect rendition
>>539093850>verified reviewswhats it like to be a worthless nigger worshiping leftoid faggot motherfucker?
>>539094799In Odyssey, she goes back as Helen of Sparte.
>>539094230>her
>>539093850almost every movie that comes out has a 90% its all bots and fake reviews. studios also pay for reviews usually its review sites you never heard of saying its the best movie you've ever seen. Think about that, every shitty movie that comes out is rated as higher than the godfather or apocalypse now. It's a money laundering scheme to fool as many people with a shitty movie until word of mouth comes out and everyone knows its ass. Also after the ghostbusters ass movie, studios reserved the right to remove any negative review and just mark it down to someone who lied about seeing it or is a right wing troll. The obsession movie was made by a youtube guy and it was the first movie he ever made, and its very mid and its at 95%. I always feel bad for the audience reviews that say "did i see the same movie? it was such a poor script and bad acting but somehow its 99%?" Most movie enthusiasts know rotten tomatoes is all fake and only read letterbox reviews. Go to letterbox and click on reviews and read the lowest if you want accuracy'It's 3 hours of garbage. The bots are out in full force, no doubt. I think half the budget is in fake positive review bots and paying off so-called critics. Do yourself a favor and watch something else instead.'
>>539094826She plays Sinon from Aeneid (by Virgil). Scene is so weird and short, very similar to the memes. Armor too big, run like a little girl then strucked by 2 arrows and a big trunk (giant spear?). Say: "trophy for Athena" then die.Trojan horse and exposition (from Trojans) are even worse than her deplorable acting.Movie is void, exposition and reverse of values.
>>539097560Nah the movie was great overall. It's a shame they didn't put the scene with the Aeolus wind bag. The scene with the tall warriors was really dumb (why did dead bodies appear on the shore out of nowhere?) and also the last fight was very dumb too
>>539097521>I think half the budget is in fake positive review bots and paying off so-called critics.Seem legit, the movie is very cheap. Actors are bland so probably first shot. "Best" part is the wokeness.
>>539093850The masses loving propaganda doesn't make the few who see through the bullshit be wrong.
>>539093850I wouldn't know. I'd have to ask you.
>>539097712As I said, you go to the gas chamber, subhuman.
>>539097521>>539097750The bots and ticket sales are part of the marketing budget.
>>539097848Imagine being over the age of 10 and still watching cartoons. Kill yourself, manchild
the future is AI movies written by chatgpt all rated at 100%
>>539093850You are looking at paid content. Look at fragments of the movies on YT, this shit is awful.
>>539097983If you don't like animes, get off 4chan.
>>539093850Still not going to watch
>>539098109link?
>>539093850I think where you went wrong is assuming people go to movies to be given a perfect 1 to 1 ratio replica movie and it's about entertainment. This big ass cast of crazy trannies and negroes is gonna be a hell of a movie and if not it's gonna be hilarious watching Nolan burn hundreds of millions on a flop.
>>539095876>>539097712>>539097983Why don't all show us your shitskin flag, you fucking nigger rat.
>>539098560I'm a Congolese trans woman living in Bandar Abbas. Happy now?
>>539093850rotten tomatoes, adding it to my list of things to casually destroy
Obligatory.
>>539098192I can give you that. Would you say that it's the perfect movie? The critics does.
>>539093850nigger
>>539094609>Won't even pirate it.I will, because every download is one ticket less.
>>539098759The new Age of Sigmar movie looks promising
>>539093850holy shit this has been the most kike shilled movie since fucking Star Wars.Kys and YWNBAW.
>>539093850It's going to flop HARDTrust the plan we can still win this
>>539093926Too much hatespeech there for meThis is a safe space
>>539094637Hollyweird aslong with the entire jewish "entertainment" industry needs to be glassed.The bought off shill critics would be the first ones tossed into the ovens.
>>539094230>I just want things to fail and people to be miserable like meI hope everyone like you suffers forever.
Step 1: Open restaurant.Step 2: Serve poop on plate.Step 3: Get bots to give 10/10 reviews.You now have a restaurant serving shit with perfect ratings. No actual unbiased humans involved in the ratings. How is this any different from the ebin expert reviews?
>>539100382Not with all this attention
>>539100484No tranny, we want woke slop to fail.
>>539093850>200 reviews wake me up when more than one household full of pajeets watches it
>>539100536A tactic as jewish as devouring babies.
>>539098174read the faq retard
>>539093850how does it feel to shill hollywood marketing for free
>>539100484>I hope everyone like you suffers forever.Congrats now you know why everyone hates you. That's exactly how they have felt about you and people like you for 20 years. Time to pay the piper.
>>539093850All of the reviews are fake. Nothing is real anymore.
>>539100323Uncanny resemblance
>>539093850If you would actually listen to real Anons you would know that "go woke go broke " is bogus, the reason movies have been doing poorly is mostly because of two reasons #1 younger generations don't have to attention span to sit through a movie and #2 but most importantly is the quality of movies as a whole are just shit, shit character development, shit stories, shit acting, shit cinematography, over reliance on special effects. They are just not that good anymore. The culture is still woke, people even conservatives will still take their wives to woke movies, anyone telling you woke is dead is just trying to get you to buy back into the system but the real reason is that most movies just aren't worth watching because they were done poorly.
>>539099832>i found this beer with little pieces of shit in it>can you believe they're charging money for this?>jokes on them, i'm going to drink one for free in privateanon, i ...
>>539093850I noticed that in the feww ads I've seen for this movie they haven't shown any niggers or trannies in themI wonder why
>>539093850These are leftie reviewers doubling down on trannies and nagger diversity hires to get back at the right. Everything is political.
shan't be watching
