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>>539093850pol loves trannys wtf are you even talking about.
>>539093850Good luck paying your mortgage with tomatometer points.
Can't wait for the nose dive next weekEllen Page will commit rope because of all of the hate against herScreencast this
Thank you for your advertisement anon, but I am not interested in your movie. I wish you best of luck with it though.
>>539093850>movie releases Jul 17th>it's 1:45 EST>has 500+ verified reviews alreadylmao, tell me its astroturfed without telling me
How much did you pay you, shill
>>539093850Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you take one of the foundational books of western civilization and put niggers and trannies in it.
>>539093850Anons, what's the last good movie you've seen in a theater?For me, it was District 9.
>>539094315They watched it in fast forward from the stroke of midnight, then went home and wrote reviews. Totally legit.
>>539093850Hasn't been released yet. Meaning all of those reviews are coming from critics, premier audience members and test screenings in liberal cities.
>>539094465And the wrong fucking characters. Helen of Troy is in the Iliad, not the Odyssey. And she wasn't a nigger.
>>539093850Oh wow! I totally wanna cut my dick off now!
I'm not going to see it.Won't even pirate it.
>>539094465They have to tick a bunch of DEI boxes to qualify for an academy award. Pls understand. Bastardizing the myth is a small tradeoff for such a prestigious award.
>>539094541aka jewish sockpuppets and shills
>Verified reviews.It's not even funny at this point, how fake everything is.
>>539093850GO WOKE GO BROKE! NO ONE IS ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS WOKESLOP! JUST YOU WATCH! IT IS LITERALLY WOKE BROKE DEGENERACY!
>>539094697Calm down redditor.
>>539093850>watch my NPC approved goyslop movieNah I'm good
> Movie was so based
>>539094581Helen is in the Odyssey too you dumbass
>>539094727You go watch the troon movie you faggot lover
>>539093850Achilles is the chick from Juno
>>539093850I have no idea, why don't you tell us?
>>539094805I have no interest in going to see reddit approved goyslop.
>>539093850My reaction when
>>539094515the lord of the rings probably. i was 11 and hadn't become a reclusive shut-in yet.
>>539093850Actual audience score is ~60%, shill. The camrip got released yesterday, overall impression is blah.
>>539093850donald trump should resign tomorrow.you have won the culture war.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>539094799Nta, but it's a really minor role and not significant enough to include in a Odyssey movie. Her narrative significance is being a macguffin for the Trojan War. In a story that isn't about the Trojan War she's pointless. Which is probably why they cast a negress in the role, but it was still a dumb decision because you now have to justify Nyongo's face as the "face that launched a thousand ships" and not even black people or liberals are buying that horseshit.
>>539094637>They have to tick a bunch of DEI boxes to qualify for an academy awardThis is such a bullshit excuse. Are you telling me you would leave hundreds of millions of dollars on the table so a few retards can have an award that is realistically meaningless? None of this matters because Matt Damon is cast as Odysseus, which was the biggest casting fuck up and the movie was doomed on that alone.
>>539094826Yes but no, she is playing another character but they basically replaced that character with Achilles in the story. Which is very strange
>>539093850OP is a seething fucking faggot obviously
>>539094541>>539094315>>539094520It's already out in Europe.
>>539094799Nigger she told a story about the Trojan war. Exceedingly minor mention.
>>539093850what's it like living in a curated fantasy world that feeds your delusions about consensus because jews want you mindbroken castrated and dead?>>539094515really can't remember, i always made a point to watch every james bond movie I could in theater but they were never really good. Bourne Identity quadrilogy was better spyshit, but I didn't see any of them in theater.
>>539093850Don’t care. I live within one hour’s drive of 5 of the 25 cinemas showing it in the director’s preferred format (70mm IMAX). I’m not going to participate in this bastardization of Western culture, even if I am a film buff. I won’t even pirate that. I haven’t read the poem yet and I don’t want to think of a nigger or tranny when reading a foundational text of Western civilization.
even our MSM says it's fucking shit, although not for the reasons /pol/ hates it, but because of crap like Odysseus apparently suffering from amnesia during those 7 years with Calypso and not even knowing a family is waiting for him, and the actor's performance generally being piss poor
>>539093850500+ sample size. Could be one guy with a botnet.
>>539093850No it is worse than i could imagine. I can't even pass 13min. Still 162 min of this hellish void!If you succeed to watch this turd, you should be instantly euthanazied.
>>539096435The poem was the marvel slop of its day so this movie is ironically a perfect rendition
>>539093850>verified reviewswhats it like to be a worthless nigger worshiping leftoid faggot motherfucker?
>>539094799In Odyssey, she goes back as Helen of Sparte.
>>539094230>her
>>539093850almost every movie that comes out has a 90% its all bots and fake reviews. studios also pay for reviews usually its review sites you never heard of saying its the best movie you've ever seen. Think about that, every shitty movie that comes out is rated as higher than the godfather or apocalypse now. It's a money laundering scheme to fool as many people with a shitty movie until word of mouth comes out and everyone knows its ass. Also after the ghostbusters ass movie, studios reserved the right to remove any negative review and just mark it down to someone who lied about seeing it or is a right wing troll. The obsession movie was made by a youtube guy and it was the first movie he ever made, and its very mid and its at 95%. I always feel bad for the audience reviews that say "did i see the same movie? it was such a poor script and bad acting but somehow its 99%?" Most movie enthusiasts know rotten tomatoes is all fake and only read letterbox reviews. Go to letterbox and click on reviews and read the lowest if you want accuracy'It's 3 hours of garbage. The bots are out in full force, no doubt. I think half the budget is in fake positive review bots and paying off so-called critics. Do yourself a favor and watch something else instead.'
>>539094826She plays Sinon from Aeneid (by Virgil). Scene is so weird and short, very similar to the memes. Armor too big, run like a little girl then strucked by 2 arrows and a big trunk (giant spear?). Say: "trophy for Athena" then die.Trojan horse and exposition (from Trojans) are even worse than her deplorable acting.Movie is void, exposition and reverse of values.
>>539097560Nah the movie was great overall. It's a shame they didn't put the scene with the Aeolus wind bag. The scene with the tall warriors was really dumb (why did dead bodies appear on the shore out of nowhere?) and also the last fight was very dumb too
>>539097521>I think half the budget is in fake positive review bots and paying off so-called critics.Seem legit, the movie is very cheap. Actors are bland so probably first shot. "Best" part is the wokeness.
>>539093850The masses loving propaganda doesn't make the few who see through the bullshit be wrong.
>>539093850I wouldn't know. I'd have to ask you.
>>539097712As I said, you go to the gas chamber, subhuman.
>>539097521>>539097750The bots and ticket sales are part of the marketing budget.
>>539097848Imagine being over the age of 10 and still watching cartoons. Kill yourself, manchild
the future is AI movies written by chatgpt all rated at 100%
>>539093850You are looking at paid content. Look at fragments of the movies on YT, this shit is awful.
>>539097983If you don't like animes, get off 4chan.
>>539093850Still not going to watch
>>539098109link?
>>539093850I think where you went wrong is assuming people go to movies to be given a perfect 1 to 1 ratio replica movie and it's about entertainment. This big ass cast of crazy trannies and negroes is gonna be a hell of a movie and if not it's gonna be hilarious watching Nolan burn hundreds of millions on a flop.
>>539095876>>539097712>>539097983Why don't all show us your shitskin flag, you fucking nigger rat.
>>539098560I'm a Congolese trans woman living in Bandar Abbas. Happy now?
>>539093850rotten tomatoes, adding it to my list of things to casually destroy
Obligatory.
>>539098192I can give you that. Would you say that it's the perfect movie? The critics does.
>>539093850nigger
>>539094609>Won't even pirate it.I will, because every download is one ticket less.
>>539098759The new Age of Sigmar movie looks promising
>>539093850holy shit this has been the most kike shilled movie since fucking Star Wars.Kys and YWNBAW.
>>539093850It's going to flop HARDTrust the plan we can still win this
>>539093926Too much hatespeech there for meThis is a safe space
>>539094637Hollyweird aslong with the entire jewish "entertainment" industry needs to be glassed.The bought off shill critics would be the first ones tossed into the ovens.
>>539094230>I just want things to fail and people to be miserable like meI hope everyone like you suffers forever.
Step 1: Open restaurant.Step 2: Serve poop on plate.Step 3: Get bots to give 10/10 reviews.You now have a restaurant serving shit with perfect ratings. No actual unbiased humans involved in the ratings. How is this any different from the ebin expert reviews?
>>539100382Not with all this attention
>>539100484No tranny, we want woke slop to fail.
>>539093850>200 reviews wake me up when more than one household full of pajeets watches it
>>539100536A tactic as jewish as devouring babies.
>>539098174read the faq retard
>>539093850how does it feel to shill hollywood marketing for free
>>539100484>I hope everyone like you suffers forever.Congrats now you know why everyone hates you. That's exactly how they have felt about you and people like you for 20 years. Time to pay the piper.
>>539093850All of the reviews are fake. Nothing is real anymore.
>>539100323Uncanny resemblance
>>539093850If you would actually listen to real Anons you would know that "go woke go broke " is bogus, the reason movies have been doing poorly is mostly because of two reasons #1 younger generations don't have to attention span to sit through a movie and #2 but most importantly is the quality of movies as a whole are just shit, shit character development, shit stories, shit acting, shit cinematography, over reliance on special effects. They are just not that good anymore. The culture is still woke, people even conservatives will still take their wives to woke movies, anyone telling you woke is dead is just trying to get you to buy back into the system but the real reason is that most movies just aren't worth watching because they were done poorly.
>>539099832>i found this beer with little pieces of shit in it>can you believe they're charging money for this?>jokes on them, i'm going to drink one for free in privateanon, i ...
>>539093850I noticed that in the feww ads I've seen for this movie they haven't shown any niggers or trannies in themI wonder why
>>539093850These are leftie reviewers doubling down on trannies and nagger diversity hires to get back at the right. Everything is political.
shan't be watching
>>539101136in my defence, i said pirate not watch it but i admire your determinationpeople will eat shit and be happy, they might as well not fund the shitters
>>539093850/pol/ is always without exception wrong.
>>539093850w-w-we got it wrong chudbros… it’s the greatest movie of all time
>>539101273>>539101320the duality of finns.
>>539093850>the market for whitewashing stories existsyou lost whinny
>>539100752It's going to be hilarious when we find out it's all fake and they actually lost money.
>>539093850That shithole website hasn't been reputable for at least the last 10 years.
>>539094609>HOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>539093850See... Masses of (idiots / judeo NPCs) and masses of paid (idiots / judeo NPCs) can't be wrong, how dare you don't follow think Yeah ok Anonand yes Previous Pre Op Page Pretty, Present Pretentious Pitiful Post Op Page Putrid (before pages of pity party page pages) "she was so pretty before" "she's a cringe redit double nigger, nigger ugly faggot nao tho"
>>539101368they spent $250M making this.they spent another $125M marketing it.they have to recover $375M before they make a red cent.i predict that they'll sell some tickets on day 1and they had some pre-sales.they'll say that it's on it's way to being a hit and they'll use their connections in the media to push that narrative.BUT, people will have actually seen it at that point, and they'll start talking about how shit that is,and word of mouth is stronger than the media now...
>>539093850I've already seen the webms. It is embarrassingly shit
>>539101112>Anons you would know that "go woke go broke " is bogusNah. I guarantee most people heard about the casting decisions and just noped out. Contemporary movies do suck, but Hail Mary and Backrooms just proved people will show up to a decent movie.
>>539093850Congrats on finally stepping over your shadow and admitting you need a white christian male to make the movie you yourself could not make.
>>539094515The last movie I saw in theaters was Hobbit Part 1. I don't think I will be back.
>>539093850It needs to make the better part of $1bn just to break-even. It's a failure unless it does.
>>539093850I screencapped this. The debut is today. If there's a big dropoff by next week the movie sucks. You know this.
>>539094230
>>539093850It's just a fucking movie. If you're into multicultural and trans slop, go watch it and enjoy. If you aren't, why give a fuck? I haven't watched a movie, any kind of movie, in over a decade. Who cares? Are they mandatory? I'm not interested in the slightest. I have other, better shit to do.
>>539093967fuck you fag
>>539093850Helen of Tr-AAAAAACK
>>539093850>favorable reviews >doesn't matter if it is a 5.1/10 or 10/10 review it is counted for the favourable review meter.
let's forget the actual content of the film.it's a 3-hour movie.it has no intermission.they want you to sit in a chair for 3-hours.why, the fuck, are movies getting longer and longer?i intentionally look up runtimes now, and if it's over an hour and a half it's an automatic pass.
Its kind of funny that we reached the point that the only way kikes can pretend peoples consume their slop is by claiming that "everyone does it!", when in reality no one like these half assed cash grab remake regardless of the politcal messaging they tack unto it, even those who actually love the source material so much theyd be willing to downplay their criticism out of brand loyalty.Yes, those shadows on the wall IS THE MOST POPULAR FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT! NOW CONSUME! BUY MORE! Then you look at it and its just a lazy kike using a pedal to move puppets as he cant even be bothered to give them lifelike behavior for entertainment purpose. Its like if a retard heard the "bread and circuses" quote, and decided he knew better than everyone else, only to provide hardtack of of additives and a depressive clown held at gun point.
>>539101779This movie is intended to be an epic like they were before, Alexander got panned and I think people actually dunked on it's intermission too. No piss break for you.
>>539093850You tell us OP
>>539101779Ikr
Flop of the century
>>539094465>foundational books of western civilizationIt wasn't even a book for most of its life you retard. It's a series of poems where men dressed up as women and pranced around on stage and aristocracy clapped and cheered.
>>539094465Imagine being so subverted that you pay to see it, and the overwhelming majority gives it 10/10 score. Right wing grifters are so pathetic.
>>539093850This movie at this point has been shoved in my face more by the seethers on both sides then the actual marketing depermantment. Still dont care. Never will. Thanks just my 2cents.Alexander was gay btw. Could make a movie there without the inserts.
>>539101837if you can't control pacing, and make your movie epic in an hour and a half, that's not a me problem, that's a you problem.i'm just not interested in anything over 3 hours. i got shit to do.
>>539093850Is it true it was funded by Soros?
>>539101937More like a century of flop, the hall of cost shall be paid via backruptcies and profit margins in the negatives.
>>539094515Nuremberg last year.
>>539095486It was a smart decision retard it gave the movie an extreme amount of buzz feed. Now it's a hot topic for normies, and people on the political spectrum are going to see it either to support the message or to Haye watch it for their YouTube channel content
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