Truth Nuke.
ellen is not happy, the movie flopped and that girlfriend is a gold digger.
>>539133629thats the best you got?
>>5391336294 things. Mentally ill.
>>5391338505, midget
>>539133811Why is she doing that
>>539133629She used Hollywood money to get another woman.
>>5391336296. chicken sausage stitched on.
>>539133980thats how baby jeets are bornsoon he will be joining his brothers in the scam call center
>>539133629Nice lips, girl
>>539133629happy people dont need to constantly reassure other people that theyre happy
I'm 13" taller and have a penis. She probably envies me more and I'm nobody.
>>539133629Omg she looks like a blootleg andy samberg jizz in my pants face but she will never jizz in her pants lol
Do NOT look up the author of this article. You have been warned.
>>539133629
i have one thing Ellen Page will never have: progeny
>>539133629Crazy man, crazy. Is that brown thing her girlfriend? Does she suck on Ellen's flesh nugget and does he blow loads on her penis?
>>539133629Hes dating a poo?
>>539133629I'm not one of those "she has pointy knees, wouldn't hit" types, but why does the girlfriend look so busted in that picture. She is clearly wearing some makeup, but not nearly enough to cover up the acne and busted skin. And her hair is a mess, and not in a good intentional way. She looks like she was out drinking all night and got shitfaced and passed out on the floor and literally just woke up. Even her facial expression looks like she is still kinda residual drunk and the hangover hasn't kicked in but she is going to feel like absolute shit for the rest of the day.Is Elliot trying to make everyone think they look like that because they were up partying all night and he was doing the sex to her with his massive, manly dong that he has because he's totally a real boy and not just a deranged mutilated woman?
>>539133629Scissor me Timbers
>>539133629>Man>Happy
>>539135006Still a better hairline than most men too.
>>539133629Well, I am three things she'll never be that I am:>6'8" tall>6-figure income in liquidity>9-inch manhoodWe both have 6-pack absAnd I'm happily married with adult kids. Expecting grandkids before 50 soon.
>>539133629I don't trust anyone who tells me they're happy.
>>539133629Chinese women worship White women so hard that they would date them. That or Elliot Page now living as a short White man has to resort to dating Asian women because every White woman is disgusted by them.
>>539134164They always carry curry powder to cover up their natural smell.
>>539133629>Ell”iot”>transphobesThree things people who know women can’t become men will never be:>on lifelong antipsychotics and hormones>mutilated and disfigured by jew doctors>4’11”How will “transphobes” ever recover?
I mean, they're not wrong. the media is filled with niggers and browns, and the vast majority just clap like seals. whether it's true or not if Ellen looks in the mirror every day at her floppy fake dingdong and cries, she "won" by the fact that most people buy that lie as if it was true
>>539133629>1 of 3 (I'll take their word on the 3rd) trueNot bad for leftist media.
>>539136048And yet, you are somehow even gayer than she is for trying to brag about yourself on fucking 4chan. You sound like a colossal faggot, btw.
>>539133629I’m happy but will never be in a movie. I do however have plenty of money so I don’t care about being in a movie. I have a wife and well adjusted children which little Elliott will never have. Little Elliott can never be a father because she’s a dumb 4’11” cunt. An average size man need to uppercut this bitch in the jaw one time and knock some sense into it. She'll realize real quick she ain’t no man.
>>539133629They forgot the fourth thing, being 5'1"
