Today I learned that Japanese elevators have emergency toilets installed. This is good news for the Japan based jeets that shit 26 times per day.
>>539139379>THis EV chair can be used as a toilet for emergency situations.Emergy Items such as drinking water, emergency light, toilet papger and deodorant are also installed in this chairkek
>>539139379holy fuck jeets smell so fucking bad that they now put emergency deodorant in the fucking elevators my god why the fuck don't we send them all back
>>539139379I'm imagining a situation a Japanese elevator stops and it's full of Japanese people, they all choose to shit themselves or die holding it in before ever considering defecating around strangers. I'm also imagining the one fat American tourist going straight for the toilet not even 5 minutes into the situation potentially clogging it with their fat American turds making everyone else puke and pass out.
>>539139796I eat greasy oily food purely if I ever am in a situation with an emergency toilet that a dozen people are forced to share. I live for the moment they hear me straining and all slowly realize the smell is only going to get worse as the greasy shit mixes with their air.
>>539139379You just know there's a weird jap cunt clinging to the bottom of that elevator who routinely sabotages the elevator so he can become the toilet.
>>539140113Now that I'm really looking at the image, this doesn't look like it's big enough for Americans. If they had diarrhea it would spray all over that corner cause their best chance is to hover at an angle and aim.
jeets hate toilets tho
>>539139379oddly specific scenario. imagine the history, and smell
imagine the smell
>>539139796Kek truke
are you supposed to just leave the turd on the wood or what?
>>539141867behind the sign is a hole and a guy sticks his hand out
>>539141867dedicated poop plank
>>539139379it's just there so the Japanese salaryman can emergency stop the elevator and attempt sexual contact with a minor involving piss-play.
>>539141781it must've been heaven for one of those salarymen
>>539139379The best hate is like outsourced to AIIt’s weird and comical
>>539139379I read the title and immediately conjured up amusing images of a little pack mounted in a glass case on a wall where you break the glass, pull a cord, and toss it into the middle of the room where it inflates into a nice private stall.Reality has disappointed me once again.
>>539140113Top Kek sir.
>>539139379They have things like this all over. Vending machines have emergency supplies and toilets as well. It is possible when your country is high trust.>When an earthquake of category 5 or higher occurs, the vending machines automatically open to dispense contents for free. Each machine holds up to 300 drinks and 150 emergency supplies, including food, masks, vitamins and portable toilets. They are located near public shelters to provide immediate relief before official aid can arrive.
>>539139379I remember staying in a 5 star hotel once and being so fucking drunk I couldn't stand, so I took a whole ass couch from the lobby into the elevator to sit down and road the elevator up and down all night until I went back to my room.
>>539143974That’s quality planning. We can’t have something like that because niggers and jeets.
>>539145206jeets have a term for abusing the system
>>539145206Uh oh stinky
>>539141781That's what the emergency deodorant is for. I imagine it smelled like cherry blossoms.
>>539140113Japanese people eat chicken organ meat and raw fish then finish that up with 5 high balls and exorbitant amounts of stress. Their shits smell other worldly and not in a good way. Its like a sweet smelling acrid that is otherwise indescribable as if a Big Cat or Bear took a shit. You cant top their smell and they are completely accustomed to it. Their shit smell is normalized in their culture. A Japan doo doo is operating at a whole nother level.
>>539149390Don’t know what Japs you’re hanging with but the ones I know take enzymes so their shit doesn’t stink.
>>539149557I take fat shits with the afterwork train station commute and loudly indicate to the line behind me that my plan is to UNKO so they dont mistake me for inline for the urinals. This is how I know the smell of the Japanese salary men. You probably know 3 temu princess barbie dolls yur fucken.
