>closest bucees is 535 miles away from meWhy even live? I will never experience waking up every morning and pulling into my local bucees
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FRSH BRISKET ON THE BOARD
>>539139873
THAT'S what you want to experience? A gigantic gas station with food and homegoods trinkets?
>>539139873Bucees is a furry corpo isnt it?
buy an ad faggot slavecattle
>>539140931america is such a shithole holy shit lmao
>>539141102My mom loves those, thanks!
>>539139873>cleanest bathroomTheir jannies work around the clockWhen I was at a Bucees I had to take a diarrhea shit and got some spilled on the toilet seat.Walked out and looked around a bit.Few minutes decided to go back to clean it up but when I went to check the toilet it was already cleaned.Damn they’re good
>>539139873>tfw surrounded by Circle Ks
>>539140362
Inshallah brother
>>539142421Thank you for patronizing Buc-ee's, where your nasty fucking shit is our fucking problem!
I gotta fly 10k miles to go to a buceesits a shame, good place to take a shit on a road trip, and white people serving food
>>539139873I saw a big Buccees billboard on I-80 where there are no Buccees. I got all excited to see the big billboard in the distance, assuming they built a new Buccees up here or something. I get closer to the sign and I can read the entire thing. It says >Buccees straight ahead, 1200 milesI was so pissed lol.
>>539139873Buc-Ees bbq sausage, brisket, and pulled pork sandwiches, with a bag of Buc-Ees branded salt n vinegar chips, with an ice cold Dr Pepper is bussin' frfr no cap. I treat myself a few times a week.
>>539139873Do you at least have a Waffle House nearby?
>>539143475Don't you only eat raw kangaroo meat in Austria? No grocery stores at all, only desert, abos and trannies.
>>539141892Name a single problem with that image.
>>539143519It’s pretty great
>>539143609no we've got indian run fuel stations and price gouging jewish supermarketsfortunately the based german autists have brought Aldi, and the cool fat yanks have brought costco. knoppers and 1.99 hotdogs+unlimited refill drinks for all
>>539143528A waffle house is always nearby. It's the Starbucks of the South.
>>539143476>making so much money they're advertising in places years away from having a Buc-ee's
>>539143676Lmao, here for 1.99 you can basically go fuck yourself. I bought like 3 small tomatoes today and they cost approximately 1.99 USD. And there is no free refill anywhere. Food prices are insane in Serbia, I legit started eating bread with random shit for breakfast. I consider a fucking cheese toast a treat.
>>539139873What percent of your town is niggers?
>>539143287Why does Buc-Ees make the left seethe?
>>539143830Insufficient shame.
>>539139873so do you park at the gas pump or what's the gimmick?
>>539143777They are spreading at a fast rate. Funny how having a good company makes them lots of money.
>>539143830There's no Mexicans stuffing the place with retarded shit, everything is actually organized and accessible
>>539139873Same. I feel I haven't got to enjoy the best bathrooms in America. It's on my bucket list to make it there one day.
>>539139873any time Im travelling and stop at buccees i am annoyed at how fucking big the place was. I just want to get gas, walk in the store and get a Monster® to sip and maybe a quick bite, and then get back on the road. Buccees turns this into a 30 minute minimum hike. fuck that. ill stop at a 7Eleven be be back on the road 5 minutes after filling up.
I've literally never heard of Buc-Ee's before a few months ago.Is this some new timeline thing?
>>539143988Hmm. Dont think i've seen a 711 outside dense urban areas
>>539141102Where do you even begin training cats to do this sort of routine?
>>539143897>not one anywhere near me>have never experienced this
>>539144033On this board its mostly spam threads
>>539144033No you just live on an island and are probably Chinese
>>539143830Truck drivers are banned, so the gas stations lack gay sex, brown people (sorry white truckers, you know you have been replaced), and are actually clean. Plus it proves that Indians fucking suck at running gas stations. Kum and Go here in the Midwest is similar. Its a gas station that has a full sized grocery section with meats, fresh vegetables, fruit, bread, etc. The common link? Both started by white people. Not the shitty indian marts that city folx are stuck with.
>>539144205>Kum and Go>lacks gay sexthis one just makes no sense
>>539144033This. For years the only American supermarket chains I've heard about here were Target and Walmart. But over the last few months Buc-Ee's posting has *exploded* because they're expanding across the US, opening branches in every state, and experiencing unprecedented revenue growth.
>>539144277They all go to Love's now.
>>539144277They recently rebranded.>>539144324It's because of all of the visitors on social media coming for the World Cup.>>539144331This.
>>539139873GEORGEI’m telling you, it’s not a gas station. It’s an empire. I pulled in there on the way back from my trip. I felt like I was crossing the border into a rogue state!JERRYThe beaver state.GEORGEThe beaver state! Jerry, there are a hundred pumps. A hundred! You can’t even see the end of the line! I get out of the car, I’m looking around, I’m sweating. I see a guy in a tailored three-piece suit, and right next to him, a guy with no shoes on. None! And they’re both smiling, Jerry. They’re completely synchronized.JERRY(Walking over to the table with his cereal)Well, it’s the ultimate equalizer. Nobody’s thinking about their problems when they’re staring at a thirty-foot wall of beef jerky. It’s the Vatican of snacks.GEORGEAnd the bathrooms! I walk in—you know my history with public restrooms. I’m a nervous wreck. I expect a chamber of horrors. But this? It was like a surgical suite. I’m a Jewish man from New York, I’m biologically programmed to find bacteria in everything. I wanted to eat my lunch off the changing table!JERRYIt’s pristine! You could perform open-heart surgery next to the hand dryers.GEORGE(Leaning over the back of the sofa, whispering)But then I get to the snack aisle. The "Beaver Nuggets." What is a nugget? Why is the beaver licensing nuggets? I buy a bag. I eat one. Jerry... I couldn't stop. I ate the whole bag in the parking lot. I’m wiping caramel off my shirt, crying, looking at a giant stuffed rodent. I felt like I joined a cult!JERRYYou didn't join a cult, George. You succumbed to the high-fructose corn syrup. It transcends all religion. Netanyahu and the Pope could be standing by the Icee machine, completely at peace, just trying to figure out if they want the cherry or the blue raspberry. The Red Sea didn't part this efficiently.Suddenly, the apartment door flies open with a violent crash.
>>539144431KRAMER slides into the room, nearly losing his footing on the hardwood. He is wearing an oversized tie-dye Buc-ee's t-shirt and a red baseball cap with the beaver logo turned sideways. He is vibrating with manic energy.KRAMER(Gasping, eyes wide)Jerry! George! You gotta help me. I’m hooked!JERRY(Staring at the shirt)Oh, no. He’s been initiated.KRAMER(Jittering, pacing by the kitchen counter)I just got back from the Interstate, Jerry. I went in for a bag of ice... I came out with three pounds of homemade fudge, a barbecue smoker, and a deer feeder! They’ve got it all figured out down there. The system, Jerry! It’s flawless!GEORGEDid you try the jerky, Kramer?KRAMER(Popping his tongue, making a wild hand gesture)The jerky? George, it’s a spiritual awakening! I met a guy at the brisket counter—total stranger. We didn't say a word. We just looked at each other, nodded, and we knew. For three minutes, there was no hate in the world. Just the beaver.JERRYSo the beaver is the key to world peace?KRAMER(Leaning dead into Jerry's face, serious)It’s the only thing keeping us together, Jerry. The only thing!Kramer abruptly grabs Jerry’s box of cereal from the counter, slides backwards out the open door with a loud “Giddyup!” and slams it shut. Jerry and George stand in silence for a beat.GEORGE(Looking toward the door)Should we go back this weekend?JERRY(Setting his spoon down)Get your coat.
>>539139873anyone have the webm of that cat pulling up?i love that shit
>>539144033there's been aggressive guerilla marketing for it, just like there was with white monster like a decade ago, with a solid chunk of organic posters going with it since it's kind of funny it works extremely well so I'd guess bucees will become a staple for some terminally online communities just like white monster did, though I'm not sure how they're going to sell stuff to people who never leave their homes
>>539144331>>539144392My wife is the manager for the local Health Department and I can confirm they do in fact have a partnership with the Loves in the county to have ads posted in the truckers bathrooms reminding people to use condoms and get tested for HIV. They made that determination (among a few other locations) by monitoring Grindr or whatever other fag app it was and seeing what spots they post up as a rendezvous point. A few in the woods, and a ton at Loves. >knock on the third stall door 3 times between 6 to 7pm For gay sex.
>>539140931I got their sandwiches twice and both times I was dissapointed. It was 2 seperate locations. Fuck that normie jungle
>>539141892>a Brazilian monkey typed this
>>539144567Toonces?
>>539141892It's just a harmless billboard, nothing to get bemt out of shape about.
>>539141892imagine thinking that we care at all what jungle mexican monkeys think about the US
>>539139873Buc-ee's just opened a new location in ArizonaBe patient, they'll get to your area soon
>>539139873i still dont understand what the fuck bucees is
>>539145298seems like it's the walmart supercenter of gas stations
>>539143287Inshallah
>>539143287Actually based kek
>>539141102This has to be CGI or some shit it's impossible to get cats to coordinate like that
>>539145322No it's more the Buc-ee's of gas stations.
>>539145454it is with that attitude
>>539145577this is a super helpful description to get across what it is to someone who has no idea what it is, you know
>>539139873please jump into a gorilla exhibit at the zoo
>>539139873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>539144055its usually easy enough to plan major stops in a city. buccees are only ever on the outskirts of major cities so theres really no difference.
>>539145638It's something you have to experience, it's like the Colosseum but it's a gas station.
>>539141102wtf, is this real?
>>539146150I'd love to unironically just to see what all the fuss is about but I'm in OP's predicament
closest one to me is on the border with the next state over, lol, but several hundred miles south of me
>>539146315with a car you can go anywhere, even a Buc-ee's.
>>539146474I have patience, but it's more the "wait for them to come to me" kind, and less the "drive for 6 hours one way just to go to Bucee's" kind
>>539146474Reminds me of Wall Drug
>>539146574The beaver is inevitable just like my thanos
>>539139873Buc-ee's= freedom. If you have a Buc-ee's in your state your in a free state.
>>539143287Something for everyone huh
>>539141568It's just a grocery store. For some reason there is a viral marketing campaign to make it seem cool.
>>539139873Just toxotransmosis problems.
>>539147314Nah you're thinking of stuckeys, understandable mixup
>>539143644man. those frosted nuts are addicting
>>539144033A regular Buc-ee’s makes $263,000 a day during the weekdays. It makes $500,000 a day on holiday weekends. They are so awesome. The one I went to had very few niggers and 0 Muslims.
>>539148093
I’m so depressed that as a fucking leaf I don’t have access to Buc-Ee’s
we have bucees at home
>>539145213I went to that on, it was insane how many people were there. Like 200-300
>>539148869*sues your Mexican culo into oblivion*
>>539143783thats fucked upthe burgers bomb your country and don't even import costco? fucking clinton really hated you guys
>>539141102How did they teach them to do that?
>>539149029Kosovo je ,,Slick Willy"
Buc-ees is extremely overrated. The food is shit, everything's expensive, and all of the things that you might otherwise be excited to look at are ruined by having that tacky beaver on it.
>>539148869at first I thought it was a squirrel in this giant hat, and now that I see I'm wrong, I wish I wasn't, would be a hell of a lot funnier
>>539149024ayyy gringo you can't stop the buk-ii's...puto
>>539143644>Everything is fried in seed oils>Everything comes wrapped in plasticJews were right all along when it comes to the goy.
>>539143772ALL THIS AND WRESTLEMANIA TOO!
>>539149266It's way worse than we knew
>>539149266>Jews were right all along when it comes to the goy.so it seems. I have simultaneous jew fatigue and goy fatigue. We need to come up with a good label for whites who are not cattle like these goyim
>>539149024when you get sued by buccees too many times and you decide to make it a jihad
>>539149589>>539149237>>539149024>>539148869After the great buccees holy war of 2026 turns the whole planet into a nuclear fallout zone but you are still stubborn and refuse to give up
>>539149237they shoil;d play Chipmunks songs on the in store radio
>>539149374>just dives headfirst into the table for no reasonI love fat vance
>>539149401how about "disappearing"
>>539148093That's what your mom told me last night.
>>539149874
>>539150004sorry mate
>>539140931Kek
I've argued with WAY too many "fellow whites" on here who can't even see jews facially dickwiping them right fucking now and end up callking me a kike for telling them the truth for any other outlookthe actually aware are few
>>539139873You lost tranny.
If I was a filthy pig and American, what kind of bucee slop would you recommend I’am jewish btw
>>539150004Miyog?
>>539150197I'm not a right wing chudtard, but Timmies isn't what it used to be. They lobby the government for foreign workers so they don't have to pay Canadians real wages.
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>>539150373Every jeet's wages are subsidized $20k/year by the government. Absolute insanity. And they're filthy and spread hepatitis.
>>539141892
>>539150507You know how Indians call white men "Timmy"? I'm pretty sure it originates from Indian temp workers in Canada working at Tim Horton's
>>539150304Gas... or brisket sandwich
I am extremely curious who is the marketing genius behind all this?
>>539144033>I've literally never heard of Buc-Ee's before a few months ago.You and me both, Kangaroo man you and me both. Live in NY and that beaver store is mystifying.
>>539150439Thats some fresh pasta. Effort post of the year.-Sent from taptalk Apple neg 3
>>539139873It's so funny to me that conservatives don't want a culture, they want a theme park
>>539150304Brisket breakfast burrito, first thing I had after 2 weeks doing ecstasy in Europe
I've known Buc-ee's long before most of you were born. When they were the last stop in Clute to buy beer and ice to hit the beach in Surfside Texas. They were just a typical convenience store back then, but with the largest selection of wine coolers compared to most places, and two entire doors of the coolers of nothing but Boone's Strawberry Hill.. Lots of hot underage girls hanging around, watching those coolers. If you loaded up on Boone's, some Seagram's and your beer, they all flocked to your vehicle when you checked out and started loading up. They often had a condom tucked under their bikini strap on their shoulder or peeking out of their top to let you know what to expect if you let them party with you. I had one the beach house rentals for most of the late 80's to late 90's. The condoms were just a message, not for actual use most of the time. I'm probably the biological father of at least 5% of the local population. Because I had some of the best weed and yay, which got me even more pussy than the Boone's. They always had the beaver mascot. There was once a reason it's a beaver. I didn't live there. Like most people with money there I worked and lived in Houston and Clute/Lake Jackson/Surfside was my pussy supply. Only caught one STI, clap from a hot, tight and what I thought was a super clean girl.. She later told me her stepdad or half brother gave it to her. Yeah. The area is or was utterly trashy like that. But hot White trash pussy is hot White pussy. Seeing Buc-ee's like this today is hilarious to me. Most of their customer base today would freak if they knew what it was really like on weekends and in summer back then. Was last there in 1998.. Looked as I remembered it then. I've no idea now.
>>539150373>I'm not a right wing chudtard>They lobby the government for foreign workers so they don't have to pay Canadians real wages.yes you are exactly the "right wing chudtard" you're using as a label, according to the people that use that idiotic kind of label, dipshit
>>539150882we can't even get a wawa bro. we live in hell
>>539151244best I can offer is rat-infested Puerto Rican corner stores
>>539151092Old school liberal. 20 years ago, it was normal for immigration to be attacked from the left on lowering wages and flooding services. Even Cesar Chavez was against mass migration because it lowered wages for Mexican farm workers.
>>539151597>20 years agoyou are going to go insane if you keep trying to cling to these old definitions that are irrelevant in the current and future zeitgeistwe are both nazis now, buy an SS pin already
>>539151655Sorry I identify with the prevailing ideology back when everything was awesome, or at least much better.
>>539151757>I identify withyou can identify as a fish if you want now, you knowdoesn't make you a fucking fish
>>539151800*I MAY toss a glass of water on you from time to time because it's really fucking funny to me thougheverest
>>539151800Just sharing my views. I’m not delusional and know that the left has lost its way. I’m simply trying to help bring it back to its former glory.
>>539151973you can't anymore than one could with the right, at this stage, and the only actual path forward is disposing of all such labels and this left-right distractionary bullshit entirelywere there a path forward, that is
>>539152040I agree. Whatever leads to libertarian social policy and pro worker economic policy is fine with me.
>>539152202>libertarian social policywould you come to me & my 11 year old wife's wedding?
REAL libertarianism hasn't been tried yet
>>539152251That's not libertarian policy because established norms say you are exploiting a young girl and denying her, her right to live as she wants.
>>539152325>denying her, her right to live as she wants.what if that's what she wants?how many young guys were dying to fuck older women as young teenagers, I know I wasembarrassed the shit out of myself constantly hitting on my mom's friends and my friend's momsNEVER would have considered it "abuse" if the friend of my mom's whose ass I grabbed at 13 fucked me instead of slapped meare women equal, or no
>>539151655
>>539149812
>>539152393I knew you would say this. An 11 year old cannot consent. >What if her parents' consent A parent could consent to you killing their kid but it doesn't make it right. Grow up.
>>539152501>I knew you would say this.>NEVER would have considered it "abuse" if the friend of my mom's whose ass I grabbed at 13 fucked me instead of slapped mehow the fuck could you possibly known this is what I would have said you dipshitwhat a seething postfor the record I don't advocate marrying 11 year olds it'd never work out
>>539152396>how do I basketball>>539152400I feel like the maker was on shrooms so they're appropriate
>Gets done ranting about Red 40 and other performative shit(The Amerimutt doesn't even know what red 40 is he just heard it on TikTok)>I LOVE HECCIN GOY SLOP FRIED IN SEED OIL AND CORN SLOP SUGAR SYRUP IF IT HAS A STUPID FAGGOTY BEAVER PLASTERED ALL OVER IT!"I hate these people
>>539152552I was sexually abused by an older woman when I was a kid. It fucked me up more than I could ever explain. Stop glorifying it.
>>539152607>I was sexually abused by an older woman when I was a kid.damn, she must have been really hideous, sorry
my mom's friend had this perfect body and a really tight little bubble ass, I wish she'd have molested me
she could have done anything she wanted to me and I'd be devastated to this day that I didn't film it
>>539152670My aunt was taking care of me when my parents when on a trip. Her friend did things.
>>539152720you definitely should not greentext this, people here would magnify the abuse by masturbating
>>539152715>nazi flag tranny poster from yesterdaytake your meds dude
>>539152764?are you sure ->I<- need the meds here, cause I've no clue what you're talking about
there was some spastic meme flag posting about trannys constantly on some meme show that had a girl kys for being a whore. he responded the same as you, just constantly posting. you jeets are tiresome.
>>539152803Just take the meds, after the psychological barrier between your traumas and your counciousness is broken there's no turning back. Yeah PTSD all the way down, all day and night, no sleep, only flashes coming back at every trigger.Take the pills.
>>539152857>he responded the same as you, just constantly posting.still have no idea what you mean but some faggot ass OCD admin on an alt permabanned me out because I was "posting too much too fast on the posting board" by making 2-3 posts in a rowlol grow up, who the fuck caresnot a tranny at all so your accusation is completely off>>539152882?
>>539152882you VILL take ze medsyou VILL eat ze bucees slop and Scheiße in ze clean, CLEAN bathrooms! There is no hidden camera watching you defecate, take ze meds
>>539152758I did on r9k years ago when the board wasn't completely dead and lame. Most had sympathy because their hatred of women was stronger.
>>539152958you can be realistic about women without hating them, though you'll still get called an incel for it
>>539139873damn man. get a new steering wheel coverat Buc-ee's™
>>539152990*being realistic about women includes being realistic about their level of desire being fairly in line with our owntheir shit is way more sensitive than ours is too so they're definitely far hornier than we are at whatever ageone of their biggest problems
>>539152917You know panic attacks, nightmares, sleep paralisis, hypervigilance, insomnia, paranoia and the eventual memories coming back every time someone says "Get down" or you hear the sound of a helicopter.
>>539153080you seem like you have some fascinating war stories
>>539153128Not really, mine is related to psychological abuse and violence, my trigger words are different. Some might say if you repeat your traumas for long enough without turning your brain to pudding you might create psychological calluses, but everyone has a limit even when used to it. So take the pills to put your limbic system at easy since it can't differentiate memories from reality.
>>539153263>if you repeat your traumas for long enough without turning your brain to pudding you might create psychological callusesnigger if you want brain calluses just shake your head really vigorously a bunch
chris says do it pussy, worked for him when eddie died
Speaking of regional stores, I'm still dumbfounded that there is a PIGGLY WIGGLY in fucking Watertown NY. I mean WTF, like there's a warp in spacetime such that a bit of Dixie is right here in upstate NY vs. south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
>>539153128spill yours or stfu. you're spam
>>539153582spill my what, my coffee?you're free to filter me any time you like faggotor you can keep vaguely seething that I "post too much", I'll enjoy thatyour call I'm good either way f a m
you're drunk and/or SSRI'd out. go to bed
>>539139873Looks like the closest to me is 4673 miles away.
>>539153785source?
>>539153834you can make it
