PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
holy fuck that was not on my bingo card
>>539141345Pre show chads rise up
>>539141345TYB>>539141494That was different. How did I miss their percussion band from before?Who all is getting smoked out by the leaf fire? I'm kind of on the southern edge of the bad air quality cloud here.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>539141345I'm on vacation so I'm probably going to go to the bar tonight to hit on anything. If butthole is shown, could someone make a webm this time?
here's some pre-show entertainmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lX24RKQQM4
>>539141345Thanks baker
I'm looking for a new job so I had to give up Delta 9 gummies for a month now. I've grown to dislike drinking and hate draconian rules that prevent nothing.
>>539143855I’m smoking chronic right now
why is trump allowing canada to fuck us over like this
What was that fatty doing to manage to burn himself that bad and burn down a yacht?
what the fuck kinda belly button is that
Damn that pigskin got roasted
What’s everyone chowing down on for dinner?
>>539144034I had some smoked sausages. Salad from the garden and potato salad.
This entire time I thought Toledo was one massive ghetto but look at that, they have a yacht club.
you watching op live
>i'm not under arrest>i know this is a show and everything is fake
>>539143932According to AI, because Delta 8 is like THC lite, you basically double up on the compound and your body treats it the same. Basically a modest user like me can get tested as an extreme user. Cool, 30 says in I probably shouldn't be eager for a test until day 50 because of how day this crap is
>sitting on the ground while handcuffed and being told she is under arrest>thinks she's not arrested70 IQ doctors and their funny jokes
Of course Dan must cut away from developing chimpout.
it's early, toombs' fatigue levels are still low
What the fuck is going on at that street, dirt spread everywhere
>>539144395Of course, he needs to get to a earlier on segment. Dan might as well drop the Live part of his show, he clearly is more interested in recorded segments
>>539144007that's an "outie". it's a stump leftover from his umbilical cord. you see them more on poor people that had poor post natal care
Why? Why show this segment so early in the show? Pointless
That niggress can vote
Wouldn't mind me some Molina in my life.
>>539144601the simplest answer is usually the correct one
>>539144149You think someone who doesn’t like mayonnaise would enjoy potato salad?
Is he the only cop there doing this? Dangerous.
dan loves a standoff
>>539144034Goyslop delivered by a nigger immigrant who probably tampered with it D:
>>539145152Needs a new roof and garage doors. I'd also replace the front door with something more modern and classy.
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>>539144034NC pork BBQ and coleslaw.
theres cops reruns on fox business for when dan goes to goymercials
basketball american?
>>539145593Naw only lil Timmy threatens they own family
>>539145593>>539145707Dan would not spend hours on a pavement ape
>>539145707house is owned by an llc, prolly just various renters
>Bo'Never heard of this place
>>539145966bojangles, chicken and biscuits
>>539145966Bojangles I presume. It is black people food.
amboolance
>>539146054>It is black people food.as if most of /pol/ doesn't eat fast food slop
>>539146054>It is black people food.nah fuck that i love chicken and biscuits too
>>539146116yepi don't trust anybody who isn't eating biscuits
>tvapp isn't working for me>can't take screenshots and make stupid doodles >have to watch opl on my tv like a plebHow's tonight's episode been so far?
>>539146256>How's tonight's episode been so far?pretty fucking awful
>>539146289that's an understatement
>still on this boring ass standoff
>let's go to rich nigga county>there's a fracas in a fried chicken restaurant
Just blow up the house and be done with it
>>539146371but ... something might happen any minute!
i hope dan gets cyclospora and everytime he runs to the bathroom, he stubs his toe and shits his pants. for a month straight.
Based Jamal teaching little Timmy how to be a man
nice show, stupid
>my grandma watches that
>He was literally on vacation.Why the fuck do people overuse the word "literally" so much these days?
based cutting off jamal
Nice game plan, Dan.
>>539146442can't do thatour buildings are made of styrofoam and chemicals
>we want to show you something that happened earlier>no, no not that >cut, CUT!
>that's monEE>i'm a spiritualist
tell em toombs
they need to just follow toombs every day and do a 3 hour recap every week
>I'm a spiritualistWhat's that now?
>warns him he's gonna slam the door on his knee>follows throughlol
What is the big suprise?
>>539145334That's gong to be the big announcement next weeks.
It's probably a lame ass county ORit's a classic county from the live PD days like El Paso.
>not an extra hour
dan thinks this is riveting action
Dan is going to announce that the show is moving to Fox News
>>539145707>Naw only lil Timmy threatens they own family
>>539146896Finally.
>>539146896Finally thank god. I hate this show but have always wanted to find out what happened
>>539146895An extra day
>>539146895dan has stage 4 anal cancer and matt iseman is taking over.
>>539147097You're quite the optimist.
>>539147097I wish they'd bring back Tom Morris Jr.
>>539146289>I think the episode has been pretty good so far, actually
>>539147053Friday and Saturday evening are the best time though
>i'm trying not to be detainedme too, brother. me too.
rip shed
Why do I become so unreasonably enraged when this retarded nigger Curtis says >Oarkensauer?
heeeeeeeeey, that's Dwayne
>is it dwayne?>yeah it's dwayne
granny's drunk
>>539147428Duane up to his old tricks.
Total GILF
oh man I wish webm anon was here to capture this nigga kek>that scene of him slowly using his walker as he goes past the police car
Just put your phone in your pocket and just prepare for the arrest. Don't say anything more until you get a lawyer.
>>539147469>3 drinks>3 full yeti tumblerskek
>>539146256here's a better stream I found:https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293
>>539147587gimme back my yeti
Why the fuck does anyone enjoy inducing retardation, nausea and dizziness? TDD
junkies aren't people
>>539147703>single ladies>in MY area!
Hey, ese! Been a minute since I checked in, holmes! Oye, you know anything about that pinche cop from Nye County, the one who was all loco? Like, over a year ago, he went up to some vato's casa and threw him through the window, for no reason, right? And then he had the huevos to blame the homeowner. Always wondered if that pendejo got what was coming to him.
>>539147587not doing to well on these tests lol
>>539147562>capture this nigga
>>539148030It's depressing. >Lost my job>Can't afford rent>Have to pick up goyslop
>>539148068he got deported to guatamela
>this that backwoods shit
>>539148117free goyslop at the mobile order stand
>>539148078fucking legend!
>i don't need no help>i don't bullshit>i handle my bidness
>>539148078kek thank you anon saved>>539148068hola ese que paso nye anon?
What is granny doing with this gentleman?
>>539148143>dis ain't dat Mexico good-good >dat shit's fire. Dis some garbage meth Way to set the example for the kids, Officer Habilis. >Make sure y'all only smokin' dat clean crystal from Mexico
This nigga hittin' that?
>>539148250fraid so
I'm surprised none of them ran
This cop is going to get shot some day doing all this without backup
>>539148311they're zanned out
>pipe's still hot
>first ever double triple playdan is pathetic
>this segment again
>>539148764Hey guysMissed everything up till now. Did I miss anything good? Did Curtis say where he was?
>>539148834Nope. Still waiting for a highlight of the night.You know it's bad when Dans running a segment he highlighted last week.
>>539148860Yeah, kind of weird. Hope the ratings are still decent. Would hate to lose OPLive.
dan promised us a bolo last saturday? he sat on it? that's retarded.
>>539148068Hey NyeCounty Autist! How's everything with you?
Officer Troondyke?
rip
He shot himself?
>>539149155Wait why are they going to an apartment?
>>539148932It’s not going anywhere, just a slow night. /opl/ still gets really good ratings especially being on a somewhat obscure network for Friday/Saturday night… Dan will most likely turn the nogging up tomorrow night to make up for tonight.
just give us the fullscreen sunset you retard
>>539149193that's where the idiot (probably) shot himself
>>539149171That's what I was assuming. That they had a gun in the car and hit a bump. Like Marvin in Pulp Fiction.
>>539149244He shot himself and then decided to go drive around?
do sig's still go off by themselves?
>>539149290just guessing here
>>539149255There was no pump.
>>539149317I want to see if there's a bullet hole in the door. If not this dude is lying.
>heavy breathing and gruntingthis guy sounds like he has 5 years to live
Why is there a coppette hiding behind all the cops? She shouldn't be paid the same as the males.
>>539149499please excuse officer torta
>>539149540>excuseNah, I'd be pressing hard against her.
tyrone got shot in a drug deal and is lying about it
I miss her broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqJ3IFWHqXU
>locks the car before handing over the keysbased
so ... was there a bullet hole in the door or not?I was in the shower (with the phone on the sink) and I didn't see/hear well
>>539150153>doorthink it was a sliding glass door
>shieeeet
Were they planning on running a train on her?
it's a major announcement
>>539149926Same, fren
>>539150314>>539150340if I saw my daughter doing that, I'd immediately disown that coal burning whore
>quaaaaalms
>>539150449Like a Trump prime time addressZzzzzzzzzz
>>539150449my dentist has that in the waiting room
>>539150598At the Four Seasons.
rolling for new host and dan going away forever
>dan is desperate to leave
>opl, I have a big announcement >actually, WE have a big announcement <3
>>539150314>>539150340she's really cute for a coalburnerkinda hot desu
Dan finally coming out as a tranny, congrats
Dan is leaving the show to focus on politics and Matt iseman is host
>>539150689sorry, anon, she's been Irredeemably pornbrained
that woke shit is serious
Boomer wasting resources and time causing a disturbance. Sounds about right
should I watch the recap bros? I missed the first 40 minutes>CT spawn in a harborKino, never saw this before.
>>539150683How did this fatso even manage to jam that ring on her fat sausage-like fingers? And look at those shit-claws. Ugly, tacky, trashy, and guaranteed to be crusted with cyclospora. Fucking gross pig. Any man who marries a woman with fat hands and/or shit-claws deserves what they get. A lazy self-involved fat pig, who will probably gain 20 lbs every year and blame her "sub-clinical hypothyroidism".
>>539151003crisco
>>539150987Yeah, why not. I am.
>>539144507>that's an "outie"nahh that's something else
>>539151003As long as she's a good person anon <3It's inner beauty that really counts.The million dollar question is how down bad and out of shape is the guy.
>>539151184Maybe he had an umbilical hernia repair?
>>539151287>As long as she's a good person anon <3Shit-claws are a 100% reliable indicator that a woman is not a good person. Please take this to heart, gentlemen. I'm trying to keep you from making the biggest mistake of your life and marrying one of these self-centered, vain, low IQ, shallow creatures.
>>539151398here is my gf, she doesn't let me touch her hair ;_; say something nice about her
>>539151741>brapsquatch
