The reality: Donald Trump dropped a tomahawk missile on Iran’s political and religious leader’s fucking skull. Inb4>w-well it doesn’t matter because he was old and stuff so there!!!If Iran assassinated Donald Trump, you trannys would be ejaculating in each others mouths, so spare me. Trump won. He literally sawed the head off islam, so die in fucking piss you dirty, smelly, dirtniggers.
in-inb4>strait status?Nobody gives a fuck. American chads and stacy’s will literally pay more for gas and not even think twice about it lol.
the strait was open before the war. the strait is now closed and you're wasting all of your munitions trying to reopen it. you suffered a humiliating strategic defeat, because you were too stupid to realize that this would happen. as a result you will be stuck in this quagmire, trump will get annihilated in the midterms, and the democrats will win in 2028 and effectively end the new-right. but at least israel got what they wanted!
>>539143094First of all, you filthy eurovermin, I beat you to the fucking punch. >>539143062so right off the bat, I punched your fucking teeth out. Second of all, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE STRAIT - AT ALL. We are literally hosting the World Cup, Celebrating America 250, and throwing MMA fights on the front lawn of the White House. We are the living embodiment of global super power, while you, (dirty, stinky vermin) are living in a decrepit wasteland of garbage and piss juice. Die slow while we live in the lap of luxury.
>>539143011their political system is very decentralized due to decades of US meddling in the Middle East. Trump and his family is making bank off the average taxpayer and americans are too stupid to notice. Meanwhile he keeps kissing Lula's ass and the dollar has never been lower and dedollarization has never been more accelerated. As long as he keeps a) making americans suffer and b) making himself and the rest of the world richer, im rooting for him to win 2028>>539143279how civilized
>>539143011Not only that but IRGC is getting humiliated daily.
>>539143011if iran killed trump only for the US government to remain stable and the population to rally around the flag, and then started removing iranian influence from the entire region of the middle east as iranian AA failed spectacularly, it would most certainly be an iranny Lbut the opposite happened so theres no point in entertaining transmigger transcounterfactuals
>>539143094before Trump tore up the JCPOA nuclear agreement we had inspectors running around all their nuclear facilities. The whole thing has been Trump trying to get a better deal than obama and regime change
>>539143011Trump's just an idiot and has nothing got to do with the military. He's only there to talk shit and keep people distracted. No military experts would let him close to power.
>>539143011>AYO AYO WE SHOOT YO GRAND DADDY NUGGA! GIVE UP THE HELLCAT!Hormuz status, nigger?
>>539143279>We are literally hosting the World CupNobody here cares. The average American is casually catching a game on TV here and there or placing bets every few games>Celebrating America 250Nobody gave a FUCK. It was basically a 4th of July like any other, possibly worse because it hyped up to be some amazing event. What 'special' events did they have in your state?>and throwing MMA fights on the front lawn of the White HouseIt was in the news for 2 days then everyone forgot about it. Nobody feels like they're 'winning' on anything here, except you gay MIGA cocksucking sycophants who somehow haven't realized we were all dumped by a conman.
>>539143011>Trump wonwhy is the pool still closed then? surely a man of trump's prowess can open a simple pool?
>>539143894>STRAIT STATUS?>HUHH?>HOWS THE STRAIT?>HORMUSSY STATUS!!?Asshead: I already said: LITERALLY nobody in the United States gives a flying FUCK about the Strait of Hormuz LMAO
>>539143976>LITERALLY nobody in the United States gives a flying FUCK about the Strait of Hormuz LMAOwhat was the thinking about building all these bases around the persian gulf then? seems like a lot of effort for somewhere you don't care about?
>>539144202Again, we DONT give a fuck lmaoIt make no difference to us if Iran or Iraq or fucking Egypt live or die. Tomorrow, Americans will wake up, they’ll live a great life and they’ll be happy.
>>539144467so why waste money on the bases then? you could be sending them dollars directly to israel, you're not an antisemite are you anon? why do you hate jews?
