I would fuck off to the woods on a lake in upstate NY or something.
Leave America
>>539143155Where doe?
>>539143097theres nothing out there that a million bucks buys but your own freedom if you can not spend it. thus money has life.
>>539143097Head to build in the bush...oh wait, already do that.
>>539143097Buy a Trump pardon good for any and all actions taken in 2027.He's selling them for a million.
I would shckdudorudhdofhdbevrhdkdjev
>>539143188Europe of course
I have 2 milly (working/saving and inheritance) and all I think about all day is ending it. this existence is fucking stupid af. FYI 2 milly ain't shit.
>>539143188>Somewhere I can buy teenage cunny
>>539143335See this is what I fear, that no matter situation you’re in you’re just miserable. Because this world is kind of like hell.
Move to Europe
>>539143335congrats on your 80k pension. by the time retirement comes maybe your millions will even keep up with inflation.
A really nice killdozer
Buy an adobe house in New Mexico and a pickup truck
>>539143097Buy half a house
>>539143097>woods on a lake in upstate NYLake houses go for more than a million in Iowa so good luck with that.
>>539143097two chicks at the same time, man.
>>539143424Are you stupid?
Invest half into S&P500, then split dividends into half for reinvestment and half for income. Move to a low cost town in Canada, with basic amenities near by. I would pay for my family's basic needs, so no worries. I would have a simple routine like I do now, just what I prefer Only.Think, be alone, walk, garden, shitposting here, watching YouTube... maybe reading, I'd try that and kill time on Earth doing daily basic life sustaining shit plus few hobbies. Create a Trust Fund for my goods, I would probably never spend most of it... it would go when I die to few deserving people and that's it.Once a year if I ahd to sapre a bit, I'd give it away.That's it.I laugh at my algorithm saying your first million, lmao, invested... I would be elated with 100K and 200K would mean I get to fucking retire. Algorithm is greedier than me. lol
>>539143097Nothing ever millions.
>>539143445Yea I wanna be kinda remote as well. Wetbacks are taking over everything in my town which is already rural. I wanna bounce to a lake far the fuck out.
>>539143155With that money you can stay here.If you have less moving may be the only way to survive cost wise, unfortunately.Why else would you move, especially if you have money, lol.
>>539143491Im talking remote ass NY or Vermont shit.
>>5391435144% stupid
>>539143549Nothing would make me go feral quicker than a bunch of browns. Drop me downtown and I'll make a nest on a lightpole
>>539143404Misery is a given.Not having to go to work among Normal people makes misery more bearable. lol
>>539143260you'll just catch state charges
>>539143097you would freeze to death in the first year
>>539143260what missed the biden autopen pardon train?
>>539143516This thread much like what the question in the movie Office space is a thought experiment to make you have an image of your ideal life which in a Hermetic sense can help you understand and actually work towards what you actually want in life.
>>539143549Wouldn't be going to New Mexico if browns was my biggest concern. I've accepted the Brazilification.
>>539143556Legend
I’ll tell you what i’d do:I’d drive upstate to one of those white trash suburbs with the chinese restaurants/bars where the waitresses are single moms who used to be dimes in high school, but they dated the guy who raced around town on a rice rocket. And I’d pull up a chair at the bar and slam $1,000 on the bar and buy everybody drinks all night long. And when she finally walks over to me to say how nice of a gesture it was, I’d spit game at her and tell her I’m only in town for one night. Inevitably, she’s invite me back to her apartment where her aunt is watching her son (who’s sleeping). After the aunt leaves, she makes me a jack and coke. We sit in the kitchen cranking cigarettes and talking about life. Eventually I manage to tell her how dirty “dirty” sex really is. She gets all worked up, and she can’t take it anymore. She sits on my lap and grinds her still tight ass on my erect cock. She reaches back and pulls my face to hers and we start making out. I reach my hand down her pants and feel and perfectly shaved pussy, sopping wet. I start fingering her right in the kitchen, while grinding my dick into her ass. She can’t take it anymore and we crash through her bedroom door. We fucking like rabbits for over an hour. Multiple positions. Doggy, missionary, riding, reverse cowgirl. Finally, I blast off in her pussy, violently pumping every last drop of my seed deep inside her. We sit there and smoke another cigarette in disbelief of how fucking good that was. In the end, though, it has to come to an end, so I tell her I need to get back on the road because I got shit to do out of state and I get out of there. Instead of going out of state, I drive to a nearby lake, the sun is starting to come up. I open up a can of beer that I bought at the gas station. Light up another cigarette. Turn on Lynard Skynard and thank god for a wild ride. Pull a 45 out of the glove box, put it to my fucking temple and BLAM!!! Fade to black.
>>539143724Knowing what one wants is almost the whole battle! Yep. :)
>>539143113Yeah, a real man would wait until he's voted out before making such a video.
>>539143612>Not having to go to work among Normal people makes misery more bearable. loli hate everyone because I have superior intelligence iq. This is not to brah because im tortured by my high intelligence. I also want to get the fuck away from retards. Its my struggle.
>>539143097I would expand my idea of the good life so that it could only be achieved with two million US tax free.
>>539143864You and I are similar, except, I think I am the retard... out and about . But similar in a sense of wanting more isolation. lolI have finally realized, it's not them, it's me, but I prefer me this way so I'd rather just step away vs change. They make the world go round.
>>539143097Buy cds, live off the interest, leave a million to my kids
>>539143491Look someplace where there actually are lakes like MN, WI, or the UP and there are lots of decent properties for half a mil.
>>539143260is that true? or did you hear it on MSNBC?
>>539143097Nuke tel aviv, receive 1 billion for liberating mutts.
>>539143999CDs barely beat inflation, but this post got tripssell now, a crash is coming
>>539143562Because USA hates white people and/or Christians now.
>>539144036>there actually are lakesYou must be retarded if you don't know west Iowa has a shit ton of lakes, God didn't stop at Minnesotas southern border moron.
>>539144145Just two more weeks, amirite?
>>539143516The dream
>>539143097a million is nowhere near enough to even live the rest of your life in a trailer park. if i were you id put it all in chainlink or bitcoin, wait for it to multiply a few times, then take it out, then put the majority into a high yield savings account and use the rest for a downpayment on an affordable house.
>>539144272If you live rural as fuck and just live a modest lifestyle you can chill on a million. Just dont be nigger rich. Or you can work at a ducking liquor store as an easy job.
>>539144201
>>539143097I'd buy a hat
>>539143097Same thing I do now. Hookers & drugs
>>539143097Agriforestation to prevent deforestation.Take non- producing land and turn it into producing land. It would turn a profit, and help ecology.
>>539144820Or just fuck off to somewhere with a fantastic air quality index and a great male to female ratio.
>>539144820 You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?Jim Bennett: Yes.Frank: I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You're a king? You have an army? Greatest navy in the history of the world? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves.
>>539143097Two chicks (at the same time)
i would buy back all the time i lost with my son and daughter since i was court ordered to not speak to or see them againhttps://youtu.be/Nad__n-4fwU
>>539143097Go overseas immediately and start a life somewhere else
>>539143097> tax freePOP QUIZ HOTSHOT!!!Who’s the bigger nigger?! The nigger who doesn’t pay taxes, or the nigger whose fantasies include taxes???
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>>539143097trade the entirety of this fake and gay dying currency for bitcoin or gold or land
>>539144145>CD’s nutsGotteem
>>539143097>Upstate New YorkUpstate is nice. The people are far more conservative than downstate. But Albany runs New York Statenon behalf of NYC's populace and economy. Best go more southerly.
>>539143097Already have $1M, still waging
>>539143097>burger gets $1mm>chooses to continue living in burgerlandThis is why everyone makes fun of you for being low IQ mutts.
>>539144442Lakes are for fags regardless, only retards want to drive a boat in a fucking circle all day like a hamster on a wheel.
donate it to holocaust survivors>>539143097
>>539147041>lakes are for fags I’m sure you’re extremely pleasant around the campfire.
>>539146902Fuck you faggot look at what I said right here >>539145987
>>539143097Spend it on crack, meth, dominatrix prostitutes. Every day would be a perverted drug fueled orgy.
>>539143097I would buy $100000 of lemon Jello mix and dump it into Lake Mead.
>>539143097I would buy 1 million in crack rock and give to Hunter Biden
>>539143335You say that but you wont give it away tho even to someone you really would like to see get boosted. You just won't. Sounds like it might even be the reason you haven't killed yourself. That's pretty substantial.
>>539147172>campfireCampfires are for city trash larpfags, if you're gonna burn some wood, you might as well have it seen from space.
>>539143097I would do the same. I am sick of this world. I am in Canada and I don’t know if they take “country is racially devastated” as a valid reason to ask for MAID https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/health-services-benefits/medical-assistance-dying.html
>>539143512You don't need a million dollars for that, man.
2 chick's same time.
>>539143155you can do that for a lot cheaperbut a million is always nice, especially if you can convert it to a weaker currency
Donate it to Israel
>>539143097Live exactly like I do now but with better stuff.
>>539143097in todays economy? buy a used 20 year old toyota and pay 6 months rent
>>539143699convicted illegal drug importers and people who defrauded pensioners. the trump pardon list is fucking crazy lmaohe pardoned jay z, harry harris, the ceo of death row records, and some other rappers as well lmao
>>539143404Not really. Having money alleviates a lot of stress. If you can afford food, shelter, internet, some basic entertainment, you're good. All you need then is to have a family and you're complete.
Pay off the home #1, #2 around 130k in diverse Investments with a Raymond James broker, really doesn't matter after that
>>539143155fpbp
Two chicks at the same time.
Put it in a low risk investment account the returns like 5%, continue working my job, do not touch the principal, try not to touch the 5% too much but still have an extra 50k a year income that I can do whatever with. Retire at 55.Nah i'm just kidding i'd buy a house and a crazy car, quit my job and drink myself to death and if I don't die, when I run out of money in 4 years i'll go back to my shitty life but at least Ill only have to pay property taxes and not a mortage/rent
>>539143516The leaf gets it
>>539143097Privately fund domestic terrorists to attack the federal government. In Minecraft