>the most highly rated slop of all timeWill you watch it anon?
>>539146155Of course I won’t.
Maybe I'll pirate it in a year or two.
>>539146155Thought this was the dune movie.
>>539146155
>>539146155Someone splice this: > Unveiling the Secret Move Every Woman Desires | TikTok https://share.google/7Xw874LPdp4igYQuZ and > WEBM relatedWould be so fucking funny if Faggot Page saw it.
Yea I'll be watching Dunc 3
>>539146155No. With that cast it can't be anything else but a shamefur dispray.
>>539146235Liar.
>>539146155No idea what this even is or care kek
>>539146235But it is the critically acclaimed Nolan who directed this
>>539146155She can try to be a man all she wants, but mannerisms and the way she runs will always betray her
>>539146155That soldier has a uterus
>>539146155Is there a torrent link yet??
>>539146155cant be worse than dunc. man i miss ellen page
>>539146280Very trustable source, anon
You guys are missing out on Nolan KINO
>>539146155>download it later if I'm really bored so I can moan about it morethis is what's going to happen>>539146280JesusThey don't know what they're in forCan't wait to see the Greek Reviews.
>>539146269I thought that was Timothy Chalamet
>>539146261>I'll gulp down the propaganda FOR FREE!
>>539146600The Trojans have giants now? Looks awful
>>539146155Was Nolan on acid?
>>539146600sucky editing. why the fuck is Nolan doing a fantasy epic anyway
>>539146155Do people actually still watch movies?
>>539146155Men with low testosterone and erectile dysfunction don't like this movie.
>>539146754paint thinner, same as when he did Memento but back then it was much stronger.
>>539146836Yes I need to finish watching the postman when I get home but I can only stomach 1.5 hours of Kevin Costner in one sitting.
>>539146600>RAMIREZ!
>>539146155Previous Pre Op Page... PrettyPresent Pretentious Post Op Page... PutridGuard 1: "Should we kill it?"Guard 2: "No... Make a predictable pity party page for pity party page, pages of pity party pages for pity party page"Guard 3: "she was so pretty before"Guard 4: "She's a double nigger, nigger, ugly retarded cringe faggot nao tho"Lol Anons
>>539146836Last movie I saw was avatar...noped tf after that
>>539146155I only watch movies with my nephews, and their too young for this.
>>539146898why are you watching it then?
>>539146155They literally cast a woman for a men role.They literally do that in comedy movies.I cannot take that scene seriously.
>>539146990Hoping it maybe gets good also I always finish just like to take my time shut up Marie you cunt
The way the arrows hit the tranny body looks so fucking retarded holy shit
>MFW we're in Weimar 2.0 and have to likely tolerate 5-10 more years of this shit (and a massive depression) before Hitler 2.0 finally does something about the JQ
>>539146280Expect riots.
>>539146391Lol what even is this? I feel like I want my money back and I'm not even buying a ticket
>>539146391How do people actually watch Hollywood slop like this? The choreography is so terrible.
>>539146155>ban anyone downdooting for "racism">only updoots left>celebrate highest rating of all time
BRAVO NOLAN
>>539146600>>539146155>>539146280(((They))) spent half of the movie budget in marketing, expect "everyone" on the internet to write that the movie is the best thing ever, despite that the footage that has been leaked shows a garbage movie bots on the internet are creating fake hype to make retards pay for the movie.Even without the woke cast, the armor of the characters looks like a children costume made of plastic, at least the 2004 did invest in proper armor for their characters that looked apropiate for those times.I cant fucking believe that GloboHomo is wasting such amounts of money in pushing this cultural vandalism I wonder how many indian accounts are behind those "reviews"
>>539146155I'm not paying a dime to watch faggotry
>>539147075There are better fight scenes in JAV pornos.
>>539146600This looks like a made for TV movie from 1998. There's no way this is real.
>>539147120that cant be from the actual film
>>539146155>en francaisNOPE NOPE NOPE RIGHT INTO THE TRASH
>>539146608the reviews aren't merciful, but many people here simply enjoy slop
>>539147189>fat yenta udders>extra mole-y>clearly flat-ironed hair>attention whore>wide flat nose>top of her ears - level with her eyesthat's a succubus
>>539147280what did you think, olivenigger?
>>539146355Checked>>539147004Be nice to him, he went through ritual satanic abuse and was forced to play a girl his whole young life. The tits he had chopped off were the result of forced hormone therapy, not nature. What would you do in his position? Continue the girl act forever? Some do... 41% and all.>>539147320A succubus who's correct about how much a movie sucks.
>>539147320seething nolan. more like mole-an
>>539146155I don’t have any desire to watch it myself but if you enjoy I’m happy for you
>>539147120>quick-shotting>double-crossing>matt-damon
>>539147374>correct about how much a movie sucks.which movie?>>539147443>doesn't say I'm wrong;)
>>539147320post udders
>>539146155Looks gay. I won't even watch it for free.
>>539147463Thats fucking Jason Bourne
>>539146155lol 4'11
>Ellen page gets killed because she's a small WomanBased Nolan. Hopefully they nigger whom he cast as Helen of Troy (Helleno Troy) is killed in such a spectacular fashion.
>>539146451yandex is your friend anon
>>539147544Would you though?
>>539147495
>>539146600I like how the Trojans are in all white armor! It really makes you think!
>>539147189holy shit at a modern movie being taken down this hard from a foid a foid who is reciting chapter and verse chud gospel criticisms of star wars >he could have read the book it's only been out for 3000 yearsI'm kind of in love bros lmao
>>539146600Why the fuck are the enemy soldiers so huge by comparison, was that to try to normalize Ellen "One Page Double Spaced" as a full sized Grecian man?
>>539146155why does achilles run like a girl?
>>539146235/Thread
>>539147799>The tall white fighters may look big and scary but they can be defeated!
>>539146600This genuinely looks terrible and Matt Damon as Odysseus is retarded
>>539146600Looks like a cheesy Bollywood action movie
>>539146155>Will you watch it anon?
>>539146391
>>539146431They had the opportunity and budget to rehearse and film 1,000 takes and that was the best they could do.Sad really.
STANDING OVATION FOR CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
>>539146155>3 hour movie>Chuds cant stop seething about a tranny and black in a total of two scenes for about 2 minutes of total screen timeWhat causes this derangement?
>>539146155It's propaganda based on the feminist deconstruction of Odyssey, not a movie based on the original works.Important distinction.
>>539147356i won't get scammed by nolan or give money to amerijewsI might pirate it eventually to have a laugh
>>539146836Only dune, the movie before that was inception which must have been a decade old by now
>>539147054There's a cool cameo (dont want to spoil it).
Amazing visual effects
Why did Nolan cast him in his Ancient Greek warrior film?
>>539147888Yeah matt Damon is old as fuck
>>539146391>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>>539146155Yes. I spend all my time doing two things:>1. Complaining about niggers and Jews on /pol/.>2. Consuming as much Jewish nigger entertainment as possible.I don't see a conflict here because I am a subhuman retard who should be shot in the back of the head immediately.
>>539147888damon spends the whole movie doing a josh brolin impressionclearly dicaprio turned it down
>>539147938Holy shit. I thought Jaden Smith was the most retarded man alive, but this puts Jaden's idiocy to shame. Wow.
>>539146280>advance ticket salesThey bought their own tickets, just like Disney with Nigger Panther
>>539147509Is this a Monty Python sketch?
>>539146155Of course. I watch anything. I even sat through Dunkirk. Absolutely DREADFUL that.
>>539146928based fellow dyslexic
>>539146155Depends. Do I get to see the ditch or whatever it is on elliot page?
>>539146836I think older gens still watch movies, my parents watch movies and tv shows to wind down at night time. I don’t watch stuff anymore, but as a child and teen I had good times watching stuff with family and friends but everything is just horrible slop now and also I am redpilled so hard to ignore all the Jewish propaganda
>>539147320She’ll eat your foreskin
>>539148176Yep.Trying to create hype.Ticket sales will bomb starting monday
>>539146836Only old media.
>>539147220>that cant be from the actual filmIm thinking that too. All the scenes ive seen webm's of on here look fucking terrible.
>>539148262They wouldn't show a real axe wound on IMAX.
>>539147189when even foids are dunking on you thats a bad sign
>>539148491Foids only dunk on this because of the hot woman acting as Helen of Troy.
>>539146155Literally............ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!!!!????
>>539148490Damn shame.
>>539146869>sexuality is the only unit of valueYou know the rules sugar tits
>>539146269DUNE was more blacks in it.
>>539147604>nigger raping a whiteWhat did Nolan mean by this?
>>539146280kek is there even an actual greek actor in the movie?
>>539146155Where is James Holmes when you need him?
>>539146391this gives me robert deniro in the irishman vibes, the scene where he is kicking some guy on the street
>>539146670Propaganda isn't mind control kek if you have a solid worldview you're not gonna be taken over by some subconscious suggestion in a movie. If you're that weak-minded you already lost.
>>539148644I think he was trying to make the point that he could do something like this and not be assassinated. Of course he could always be proven wrong, which would undermine his point.
>>539146836I do but at home. Will probably watch the Mandalorian and Grogu tonight. No I don't pay
>>539146318Villeneuve seems to be the only talented director left in Jewllywood. Everybody else is spraying diarrhea, especially the clique of old farts Spielberg/Cameron/Ridley Scott... who collectively haven't made a single good movie since the last millenia even though they have basically infinite budget. Not a single good script, not even a single good dialogue line. Just the driest, most irritating slop.How is this possible?
>>539147189i probably agree with her but i cant stand when women do those bird hands
WEWUZKWEEENZAN'SHEITTT!!!
>>539146155I saw an ad on TV for it today. Everyone was white and no sign of Ellen page.
>>539148064Odysseus WAS old as fuck desu.
>>539148814I [spoiler]enjoyed[/spoiler] Emerich's Moonfall
>>539147120I like the Japanese version better.
>>539146155I still haven’t played minecraft, hope that answers your question.
>>539148201No one told me this is a Nolan film as well? The no. No odyssey.
>>539148855youtu.be/jZPm7OWabi0
>>539147938Uh, yeah, thanks dad, but I'm going to ask mom for help with my math homework.
>>539148961>Emerich's Moonfalldidn't even bother watching it since i hate the cast and it has absolutely absymal ratings. Makes me sad since SF is my favorite genre (and sadly where the concentration of fails is the highest).What made you enjoy it anon?
>>539146391What in the fuck...This has GOT to be some joke scene where all the characters laugh at how he looks.
>>539146155SHE RUNS LIKE A GIRL.SHE WILL NEVER STOP BEING A GIRL. SHE'S JUST BUTCHERED
>>539148814Ridley Scott is much better than the 2 hacks you listed.
>>539148814>the clique of old fartsthing is theres no new people , they still rely on them to produce something decent money went elsewere maybe when ai is finally good they can use that to create decent movies for every taste with little cost
>>539146600I want to see this edited into the opening intro to the 1990s Hercules show with Kevin Sorbo.
>>539149099Halle Berry of course. Also I'm a hollow moon believer.
>>539148491Women are obsessed with Greek mythology, especially """romance""" stories like The Odyssey and The Rape of Persephone.
>>539146155I havent put fiat shekels towards jewish God-damned "entertainment" in over 10 years.Im not the one perpetuating this slop.Are you?
No. And don’t make any threads about it please.
>>539149373What about Odysseus's dog, Argos? Odysseus trained it as a puppy then left for 20 years. Came back and the old dog immediately recognized him and starting wagging its tail.
>>539148814Too many brownoids in Dune.
>>539146155No.
>>539147938Someone show this retard the egg behind the paper in the mirror, I bet his nigger brain will explode.
>stock buybacks
>>539149669
>>539147938Terrence Howard Institute of Mathematics
>>539147994PR bots
>>539146155all the testosterone in the world will never make her not look like an ugly little lesbian.
>>539149252The guy that made that awful napoleon movie?
>>539149544Were you under the impression that sandpeople are white? Might want to lay off the 4chud for an evening bruv.
>>539146280I lived in greece in the 90s and saw Mel Gibson's "The Patriot" at this cozy fancy outdoor theater in a northern suburbs of Athens (was posted for State Department)Everyone cheered when the British fucked up the Americans, a recurring trend for movies with large American flags at the time (the CIA helped a junta overthrow the democratically elected communist government in the 60s so they hate America)For a bunch of inbred pousties Greeks have occasional moments of being based
>>539146600a stargate sg-1 episode
what did Nolan mean by this
>chop off tits>overdose on testosterone >still run like a faggotWhat was the fucking point of it all Ellen? Did Juno really traumatize you that badly?
>>539146600>I can watch the deconstruction of one of Western Civilizations founding myths and be demoralized by the inclusion of transgenderism and cultural appropriation while watching the cunt Matt Damon fight off shitty CGI armored knights that are purportedly cyclops and not an accurate depiction of the cyclops in the storyNo thanks. I'll rewatch 2004 Troy which was actual kino.
>>539146155wait the tranny is in this movie or you fucking AI baiting me?
>>539151345Cera fugged Ellen and it was so bad it turned her into dude
>>539146752Those are supposed to be cyclops, I think. It's a fucking embarrassment and the least interesting re-imagination of the story possible.
>>539147004>They literally cast a woman for a men role.Cant wait for the memes from these scenes
>>539151475>Those are supposed to be cyclops,Laestrygoniansthis is the cyclops
>>539146898i swear 4chan is just all fbi agents. i just watched that for the first time not long ago and had to watch it in bursts. admittedly it is a long ass movie tho
>>539151637cyclussy.
>>539146155There are limits beyond which an adaptation becomes a parody, a desecration, and an insult to the audience. This garbage has crossed that line.
>>539146600Is that a Viking longship?
>>539151420
>>539152039I think i had a dream like this once.
>>539152039
>>539146155Looks epic. I’mGonna watch it.
>>539152012The main prop in the movie is an actual 114 foot Viking longboat, the Draken Harald Hårfagre, which a Norwegian zillionaire recently had built because Vikings are cool. Nolan is schizo.
>>539146155The Trannyssey looks fabulous!
>>539152087Lol. Careful Nolan is aggressively issuing DMCA takedown claims against leaked footage, still images, and viral memes associated with the movie.
>>539151420Mediterraneans are not white
>>539152215The world tends to find Mediterranean people good-looking and warmly extraverted, count Nolan out. He evidently strongly prefers people like himself of northern European ancestry, such as Matt Damon as Odysseus, Anne Hathaway as his wife Penelope, Tom Holland as his son Telemachus, and Robert Pattinson as the leader of the evil suitors for the hand of Penelope. Schizo.
>>539152215A Nolan storyboard
>>539149162That's what I was thinking, but then I remember how bad some fight scenes are in other Christopher Nolan movies.
>>539146391npc's pay to watch that? endstage capitalism is depressive if you care
>>539146155Im not much of a movie person, i only watch stuff that is LEGENDARY, not some new age slop with troons.
>>539152087Brah I would legit drop acid to this shit. I aints scurred
>>539146155The raped:
>>539146155Fuck no, i'm not watching that disaster. Nolen's fucked, that thing is going to lose a lot of money.
>>539147987The whole movie should have been about this part of the story. A full movie about escaping a cave monster would be kino but not if it looks this shitty.
>>539146600that's some serious AI boomer slop
>>539146600Hahaha I knew this shit would be bad but it's even worse than we knew.
>>539152087
>>539148057*her
>>539147189mole on tiddy is annoying
>>539148985your webm has more coherent logic though
>get hit by arrow in shoulder>die in 0.1seconds
>>539148096Kek.
>>539147189Literally agreeing with incels to sell titty pics. Buy an ad whore
>>539147320>posts jewish phenotypeanon I...
>>539146155>bastardizing and perverting source material to push jewish propagandaI call it jewsplaining.
>>539146836Pretty much since all the good gore sites with awesome ISIS and sniper footage has been culled. The Russia Ukraine war gore is literally gay af
>>539148055wowsers a giant offscreen dildo monster appears out of nowhere, genius
at this point they should replace the part in idiocracy with the fart movie with this slop. Calling this an epic movie just shows how far gone our society is.
>>539147509Did he... fucking phase through the tree?
>>539152956And not a single person saw movement or a shadow out of the corner of their eye. Just suddenly: Scylla
>>539152992I think you might be right. How did that shit get past the editor?
>>539147509this is pants on the head retarded.
>>539146391>>539146600>>539147120how can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars but cheap out on a couple 100s for a medieval weapons expert to show them how to use themusing a bow like this is just as bad as side holding a glock from the hip, but it’s probably intentional. i can’t watch this shit, how is any of this believable or immersive
>>539153103the silent giant dildo monster is the deadliest
>>539147509>>539152992>>539153176AI GENERATED TREES LMAAAAOOO
>>539146155Someone's been doing jewish mathematics again.
>>539147509>>539152992ho lee fuk
>>539146155No Xochitl no watch
>>539153617They couldnt fine a real forest in 2020s. Even the mightly Nolan had to use CGI
>>539147509This was considered comedy 30 years ago
>>539148657They went all over the world from Africa to China and Latin America but Greece? Nope!
>>539147105They even ban anyone critisizing it on reddit. You can google "oddyseey reviews reddit" and all the negative titles will be deleted when you click on the google link.
>>539146155WOW. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN SIR.TEN THOUSAND YEARS OLD. WOW. WOW. WOW. ENDLESSLY WOW.WOWWW? WOOOW! INDIA.
>>539147152On top of that, every normie who goes through that shit for 3 hours because he relied on critics, instagram posts, reddit, imdb and rotten tomatoes will figure out how censored and bs everything is. That's extremely contra productive for propaganda. You just kill any tool you have to keep normies down.
>>539148814What medium lasts forever at the top? None.
>>539148708That’s exactly where I turned that movie off lol. Such a dull boring movie up to that point anyway. And everyone glazed the shit out of it I swore we were talking about different movies
>>539153698i don't even understand how that can happen, because the tree isn't a hologram. the editor would've had to intentionally do that.
>>539146391WOW. FANTASTIC. PREMIUM BOLLYWOOD EXPERIENCE. ULTIMATE. NOLAN SIR IS THE TRUE CHRISTOPHER OF NOLAN. INDIA.
>>539153843There isn't a single thing right with this movie and everyone saw it coming.
>>539146155I haven't seen a movie in theatre since before covid. I doubt I'll watch one until Cavill's 40k movie comes out.
>>539148657We’re Greeks saar from Ithaca saar
>>539153889>>539153996you think it's funny but this movie is straight india quality. could legit be a bollywood production at this point
>>539146155>Why have a solid casting? Nah let's cast Niggers, Trannies and Matt Damon instead!
>>539146600>Laestrygonians were a tribe of unga-bunga giants who fought by swinging wooden clubs and by throwing rocks>Nolan gave them sci-fi full plate armors and made them hack ships with swordsB R A V O
>>539152992Holy fuck, you're right.What a shitshow. How many millions did this cost again?
>>539153996if they had travis scott do a song and dance number then it would've been bollywood
>>539154175About 250, but with all the advertising and paid shilling it's probably closer to 400
>>539147854Best post. Only those with a soul and an internal dialogue will get it.
>>539146155they die in the first scene. being mad about it is insane lmfao. get help
>>539154368Found the fatty
>>539153985They just gave up knowing this piece of shit isn't worth bothering to fix it.
>>539154287Anything less than $500,000,000.00 in sales will be a loss. Anything less than $750,000,000.00 will be considered a failure.They’re making less than $120,000,000.00 globally opening weekend and that’ll probably drop to less than $60,000,000.00 next weekend. This shit is more dead
>>539154368We won, you lost troon
>>539154368Im not mad, Im having a great laugh. The viking longships are icing on this comedic cake.
>>539154287Thank you, pizza anon. When I come to your country to deliver some big American cock to your women in a couple months, I will be gentle in your honor
>tfw western niggers are destroying even 3000 years old historyi fucking hate west you wouldnt belive
>>539154368She did. I am glad that's what was done.Good thing she wasn't allowed to ruin the rest of the movie, which I haven't seen.
i wanna watch it
>>539146155No.Who’s got that clip of China scooter hit by lamp post when truck crashes, run over, then catches fire?Can’t find it online anymore. Cheers lads, can always count on you.
>>539152087The face that launched a thousand ships?
>>539154505cattle love their slop though so they'll probably break a billy somehow.
>>539146155What a pathetic weakling twatDisgraceful
>>539154767Being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian is plebbit behavior. No wonder no one takes your country seriously
The movie looks like utter shit. Normies are retarded
>>539154713I know what vid youre talking about but there arent any archives for /gif/
>>539146155You Plebian fags are upset because Nolan casted a troon, i’m irate because the character Page plays is straight up from the Aeneid. We are not the same.
>>539153846Unironically why we have so many former redditors amongst us.
>>539154821Eating shit because somebody told you have to consumeeeeeeeee is mutt behavior. But you are a mutt so I shouldn't be shocked. Enjoy your dog food.
>>539146155The success of this movie is directly related to whites becoming a minority in America. Gay pajeets don't care about quality. America has become an 80IQ brown consumer of slop.
>>539154951Can’t even find the original, used to be easy just on the web.
>>539148855Holy fuckin nigger
>>539146155i wouldnt even know about this movie if it wasnt for this website. I dont have to watch it. I will see all the funny scenes memed on here.
>>539148814I wish John Carpenter would un-retire.
