some guy in a funny hat and badass uniform had me sign a piece of paper and I got a finger poked in my butt
I didn't. Don't bother
>>539150619I tried for over a year with applying online on job boards. After 6 interviews for one job, and many other interviews, none of them got me anywhere and I'm fairly highly qualified. I found a recruiter and they were able to find me a good job in my general field. Try this if you haven't..
>>539150619I didn’t I just used my BGC and leech off of Nordic women
>>539150857>6 interviewswhy the fuck do companies do that now? im in the same position looking for jobs online and ive had interviews with a few companies, but they all had at least 3. Two never called back or bothered to send an email, another made me do 4 fucking interviews and a month later they emailed me with a thank you for participating but we chose someone else message. I still have money saved and no debts but damn, at this point I'd rather invest in a hot dog cart or something in which I dont have to deal with HR shit.
J*bs are below me so idk. Never going to w*rk.
>>539150619i started my own little 1-man landscaping company. cost something like $500 to fully set up my business with the state board of labor-bullshit. i'm fully legal and above-board. best job i've ever had. i'm not getting rich, but i set my own hours, and i do what i want when i want. if a customer is an asshole, i write them off my schedule. all my customers are awesome and they take care of me. but you have to be able to talk to people without spaghetti'ing (impossible for some anons here). idk if that's a feasible solution for someone in odyssey-land, but if you can start your own business, look into it. >landscaping>welding>mobile auto-repair (you drive to people and change oil, fix shit on their cars)>arbory/tree maintenencethere's a lot of ways to make a buck
>>539150619Fresh out of college couldn’t get a job, eventually family friend knew a recruiter and got me in as a contractor, worked my way up in the company to engineerMostly just luck to start then hard work to keep it
>>539151090>family friend>once in just show up“Hard work and luck”
>>539150857This is the idrama labs Greek faggot that makes data mining slide threads
>>539151142The family friend was just a connection to a staffing agency that contracted me to a main company then the company hired me full time after my contract was up, so not really
>>539150619what are you good at anon?
>>539150619I'm self employed
>>539150619greek spammer strikes again. Anons discovered that these are iDrama Research datamine threads._______________________________________________IDRAMA LAB THREADhttps://idrama.science/publications/Greek 1pbtid threads about women, society, relationships (anything incels might be interested in to study them)https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/gf/country/GR/type/op/They also make threads about video games:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/games/country/GR/type/op/They published on github about "manosphere analysis":https://github.com/idramalab/manosphere_analysisLLM for Detecting Antisemitism:https://github.com/idramalab/quantify-llm-explanations
>>539151039Fake af story lol
>>539151019You'd be surprised how shit applicants through a job board actually are for anything remotely specialized. I've hired for jr dev positions. Someone filtered them before they got to me and still out of about 10 resumes, only three candidates seemed like they could code or were remotely in the field. I'm not talking complicated leetcode shit, I mean like basic HTML/CSS.
>>539150619started a business and put myself on the payroll
last job i got i applied to with sloppy cv online and did one phone interview, this was in 2016
>>539150619I'm likable, reliable, and extremely competent at solving problems.
>>539150619Never did. Unless you count the 2 years I was an unpaid intern.
Fire/EMSIf you are cut out for it, its a good job. Pay and quality of a specific service vary wildly. EMT training can be fone in 6 months to a year. >base pay around 75k in my area at a decent service. OT is always available, so 100k is a more realistic take.Working here is like living on an IRL 4chan. Lots of weird assholes shitposting irl 24/7 with irl gore posts in between.
>>539150619I gave the manager a firm handshake and I am now a chef at Wendy's making $300,000 per year
>>539151402dumb nigger. if i wanted to fake the story, i'd say i'm filthy rich from it. i have a small little place with a small yard where i can keep my gear/trailer. i live within my means and try every year to make at least $5k more than i made last year (sometimes that's rough). it's a comfy little job, but i'll never become a millionaire off of it unless i start hiring illegal spics. which i really don't wanna do.
>>539152070Still don't believe you unironically NIGGER
teenies bail on their wagie job and the company is so desperate they hire me a fucking 37 year old white man
>>539152123uh ok. wanna kiss or somethin, faggot?
>>539151090>>539151235nepo baby in denial
I walked in, shook hands with the manager and told him I'm unvaxed.
>>539150619Well, I was looking for crack or fentanyl at the time in a back alley.A door opened up and a sweaty Italian man in an apron opened it and shouted at me "Hey crackhead! Do you want some drugs?!"He gave me a whole ounce of mephedrone and hired me on the spot to wash dishes.I don't remember much after that, but from that day on I worked double shifts for 6 months.Now I own the building.I'm not sure if this would work out for everybody, but that was 15 years ago.
>>539150619I submitted an application to the factory that was posting ads from the local industry.A week later, they called back and told me where their hiring orientation was and then I and 30 other people were hired and we spent the next two weeks qualifying for the OSHA requirements and certificates while being paid and then I worked 1 year without taking a day off to pass the probationary period, then I worked 2 more years to qualify for full payment rate.It really was that simple. If you don't have any jobs there, it means there's no work there and the economy is fake and gay and held up by taxes and govt subsidies and you need to either leave or work for yourself.
>>539150619I just went around town asking
i am profoundly retardedhttps://youtu.be/1j4Pf228vhE
>>539150619craigslist
>>539152886Sure mate Just thought it might be helpful to people struggling to find work that staffing companies are an option
>>539151402>1 man landscaping business. $500 to fully set up. The guy bought a lawn mower and mows lawns.
>>539150619>>539150857Turns out that no matter how bad things are and how much rejection you take and how hard things get persistence will overcome... Its almost like you have to lose hope but keep going anyway. Its a test of faith.
>>539150619You have to make your own. Find some sort of marketable skill or service you can provide that people are willing to pay for. In cash. It might be as simple as washing windows... Painting walls. Staining decks. Building computers. Fixing air conditioners. Auto or home electricity. landscaping. organ harvesting, lawn mowing. installing long range wifi. changing oil on a tractor... What can you do, OP?
>>539150619Pure luck>friend works at restaurant >says they need help>apply and get hired straight to work>friend eventually quits>mfw I'm now a senior employee after half a decade
>>539150619I applied to one and got lucky. Also it was 10 years ago. I've been applying to other jobs for around 4 years now and I've only gotten a few interviews out of thousands of applications. I have two degrees and am a unicorn in my field. I can't imagine what it must be like for other people.
>>539153994omg fuck off you fucking free loader faggot. You get all your money by tricking people into giving it to you. You have no marketable skill at all except taking advantage of others. You are no worse then that nigger on the street that tries to con people for bus tickets.
>>539154181>t. seething kike
>>539154199you are a fucking kike. You are a basically a nigger but people trust you because you pretend to be white.
>>539150619I accidentally did a masonic handshake to the site manager and only realized years later
>>539154311>shekelberg is seething that he isn't getting kickbacks on money he didn't work for awwww poor little yid :( gonna cry? please post a pic of you crying. that would really crack me up.
>>539150619Know people
>>539150619Suck dick
>>539150619Your mom
>>539150619Nepotism. It just works.
>>539150619I didn't. I was assigned one by the government and I'm not allowed to quit.
they make animes of me at my job