>>539152192Are there any actual legit gurus in india or are they all scammers?
>>539152248You know the answer to that
>>539152192god indians are so fucking retarded. they would literally worship anything. i need to make a religion where jeets worship my dick and clean me with their tongues (but keep their pussies away so i don't produce any fecaloids)
>>539152192top kek... Retards
>>539152192there have been more who have done worse. gandhi was a leader in the same category who cucked India on behalf of the brits.literally he got salary for doing this.
>>539152248thumb rule: the more famous a guru is the more likelihood of him being a scam.opposite is true after their death. most genuine gurus only get fame after they leave physical bodies. in Kali Yuga, you're lucky to get a genuine guru.
>>539152192https://youtu.be/Q48tagwurUw there you go, now fuck off.
>>539152192>GurmeetKek jeet names are ridiculous
>>539153011Do you know any reputable gurus? I’m considering converting to Hinduism but I don’t want to be sucked into a money cult.
>>539153011Any gurus with actual siddhis?
>>539152192wtf i love gurus now
>>539152192is the Guru castrated?
>>539154164No he had sexual relations with the castrated men’s wives
>>539154229daughters*
Heavens Gate cult did the same thing. Most of the male members were castrated.
>>539152248Have you ever met an Indian that wasn't some kind of scammer?
>>539154332Things that are funny when they happen to Indians are sad when they happen to non Indians.
>>539153178Srila Prabhupada
>>539152192Where is his gofundme? I'd like to donate to his cause
>>539152192the greatest indian is probably some thuggee who killed 6 million other jeets in 1700 or something
>>539153178I do know them. I am not sure about converting thing. the truly realised gurus are beyond religions. one I know gave initiations to muslims too (albeit rarely). all they ask in return is for you to meditate more and more. that's literally all.>>539153373they have them but abhore using them, real gurus avoid them like plague.basixally from their pov, use of siddhis ties you down spiritually without you knowing and ultimately you lose your sadhana. basically they think using / making yourselves famous because of siddhis is a trap, and a nigger behaviour too.they think siddhis is a side effect of sadhana and the real bliss lies when you give them up too. anyone can attain siddhis is their position and there's nothing fancy about it per them.
>>539152192reminder that jesus did exactly the same thing
>>539152192Doing gods work.
>>539154229Imagine castrating yourself to get closer to God , because a Guru told you to do it. and then it turns out the Guru, who's supposed to be much closer to God than you (he's a Guru after all), hasn't done it. I'd feel very stupid.But I hope he convinces more Indian males to do that. An Eunuch can't rape or create more Indians. This would be very good for society.
>>539153178>>539153178>reputable guruspls kill yourself
>>539156767>reminder that jesus did exactly the same thingNow show me the single verse from the Bible where Jesus says something like this
>>539152248They are all scammers except this one.
>>539152248I read Autobiography of a Yogi 20 years ago. A few chapters in I knew the guy was full of shit but he set up the Hare Krishnas and scammed millions of plebs. Sad.
>>539152248You should look into the Naadi oracles, it is hilarious how dubious they are.
>>539152248I learned some useful thing form sadhguru like waking up at 4am but most of them are trying to get rich and famous and just copy pasting what they learned from a book etc
>>539152192is there a way to help this guy reach millions of jeet males?many many millions.
>>539152948at least he hated niggers.
>>539152192that guy deserves a medal for his services towards humanity, kek
>>539152192How can you even hold him accountable for something like this? They're adults.Unless India wants to recognize pajeets as mentally undeveloped...
>>539152192Great stuff. I've got half of India following me around. I will now tell the India stalker bots they must get castrated before they stand in front of the train for redemption.
>>539153178This guy is considering a blue 4 arm elephant as a god TOP KEK