You had a chance to tell one of the oldest stories in human history in a fashion that will inspire billions in the centuries to come.Instead, you’ll be remembered as a clown that had one good idea (memento) and then jumped off a metaphorical cliff.
>>539154760Well I'm from Ithaca and I've never heard anyone say STEAMED HAMS
>>539154760christopher nolan is a massive faggotsimple as
Is this Kino?
It will be interesting to see whether the Goyim can work together to not pay for this film. That's the only way Hollywood stops poisoning our collective minds. If, on the other hand, the Goyim collectively enrich the film's producers, we can expect more chopped and screwed history and sexuality
>>539154890does no one remember they made this literally last year?the suitors fight was much better. and Ralph Fiennes was a much better odysseus
IK OOK
>>539154760But you (chuds) are not the physically close clique and constant source for validation of these people.They experience a constant social pressure and memetic insulation which is completely detached from popular culture, consequently, their criteria for beauty or desirable stories is inherently socially engineered and completely alien.
>>539154760>"Martin Bernal’s Black Athena completely shattered my understanding of the ancient world by proving that classical antiquity was a chaotic, multicultural crossroads. Bernal links Aegean civilization back to its rich African and Phoenician roots, showing that history is a deeply interconnected web of storytelling.This profound cultural collision directly inspired us to use modern rap music for the sonic landscape of The Odyssey. Rap is the ultimate contemporary vessel for oral history, poetic meter, and political rebellion. By pairing Homeric myth with a genre rooted in the African diaspora, we reject safe orchestral scores to honor the true, diverse spirit of the ancient Mediterranean. Black Athena gave us the structural blueprint to make this epic journey feel immediate, dangerous, and shockingly alive."https://time.com/article/2026/05/12/christopher-nolan-odyssey-interview/
>>539154890those arrows must be incredibly sharp
>>539154890So many scenes in this movie need the Benny HIll theme
>>539154890Wow that looks like shit wtf.
>>539154890I remember stories of King Odysseus and his 1/2 pound bow.
>>539155194Is this a joke or pre release or something
>>539154760The film -The Return ... Was as goodMatt Damon was the wrong actor.
>>539154890kek my gf could draw the bow better.
Do the chuds even have the reach and influence to convince any filmmaker to adapt their own WE WUZ narratives in order to compete with the entrenched power structure of Hollywood?
>>539154760Interstellar was a superb film .
>>539155173> who's this guy> checks Early Life and maternal lineageok I see
>>539155292let's not go crazyThe Return was fagged and nigged afbasically all it had going for it was Fiennes
Looks like shit
>>539155194sar sar why are we fighting the Cylons sar!is the battle star galactica sar!I am just doing uber eats sar!
>>539155109My nigger.EXACTLY Fiennes was a much Much better lead...hands down
>>539154760It's about time somebody is going to completely redo shit films in AI right?
>>539154904spin to winlmao
>>539154760>HOLY FUCKING NIGGER
>>539154890>>539155194Serious questioin, does that bow automatically nock a magical arrow that disappear from nothingness every time he draws the bowstring? Kind of like in that D&D cartoon show?Another serious question, if these giants are so fucking slow, why don't they just outrun them and around them until they tire out and kill them with bows?Do some people actually consider this utter slop "good"?
>>539155410Dumb fuck AI thinks body cams are held by hand
>>539155260I hope these clips are all AI. They look horrible.
>>539155357Binoche is a fabulous actress.How dare you anon. I liked Nolan's too. <3
>>539155410Kek
>>539154904To be fair that is a good fighting technique if you don’t know how to fight.
>>539155400Ellen Paige taking those arrows and falling backwards against that Trojan horse "dramatically" has the same energy as Marion Cotillard's death scene in Dark Knight.Nolan is such an immeasurably overrated faggot.
>>539155422Don't you worry goy, ratings are already through the roof
>>539155567ikr
>>539155422the only people who thought the movie was good were the critics who wanted to keep being invited to events in hollywood.
>>539155166Take it to the zoo, boys
>>539155194>full plate>STEEL plate>in antiquityThis is a movie for people who don't know anything. I don't mean that in a pejorative sense, I mean it just as an observation. The movie is for people who live in the moment and have never had a moment of curiosity or desire to learn.
>>539155166i know /pol/ won't like this takebut clytemnestra (shown in the video killing Agamenmnon) basically shows a nigger bitch chimping outand Helen (her win sister) is not much better. Angry and scowling at her husbandNolan is not exactly showing a multicultural fantasyland here
>>539155738> STEEL plateWell, still better than the armor that the Trojans had, which was made of foam, which didn't even exist back then and has no protective qualities against sharp blades or arrows.
>>539154890>Mutt Demon kills the last two Greek-passing actors (extras) with toy bow dot webm
>>539155781Based take actually, have an extra (you)
WEWUZKWEEENZAN'SHEITTT!!!
>>539155837youtu.be/jZPm7OWabi0
I hope one day somebody takes the scene of Matt Damon tied to the ships mast screaming in the most lackluster performance ever because muh sirens and splices audio to make it sound like he is yelling his own name like a retard
>>539154988>chopped up not slopped upMein nigga
>>539155837Every time I glance at that picture I see an ape, every single time.
>>539155109the 1997 tv miniseries was better than this new nolanslop, and the suitor massacre in that one was pure kino. armand assante made a great odysseus, too.
>>539154828Fpbp. Based greek nigga
>>539154760The movie is about western civilization, not Ancient Greece. It’s essentially Bronze Age American Sniper.
>>539155526The Dark Knight, the Bane on a plane scene in DKR, Inception, and Memento. Outside of those I don’t like anything else he’s made and the Bane scene sets the movie up to be great but it just keeps going downhill after it.
>>539155166What the fuck. People paid to watch this7
>>539155213>>539155194>>539155166>>539154904>>539154890This shit looks like it was made in 70s, on a budget, as a student project
>>539155897That's it
Honestly, why does anyone care what this holywood or any hollywood Idiot made? lolI think no one gives a fuck, numbers are fake af, it will be ignored snd forgotten. This farting idiot like the rest of hollywood farts will be overcome by grandiose farts of self in a contained hollywood dish... they will smell each other's farts and think the smell is reaching the world like before... but it really just isn't, they just have brain damage. Keep them in their fart reality. lol
>>539155892do it
>>539154760Just watch the Kirk Douglas version
>>539155594The Emperor and his Lady are fully vested. Dost thee nigger protest?
>>539155837>ACK A MEMNON
>>539155173What a distinguished man of misterrreh! lolUnderstand him, or try, can we even contemplate? Oh the mind, the philosophical takes and twist and layers, in awe I am. My limited perception has been captivated, for my subconscious comprehends the greatness, if only would my conscious align to unlock in here now my minds eye past the filter the full understanding of this glorious mind persona character! To behold, wow. I am impressed, not platonicaly but imprinted impression that transcends all the layers of my being so deeply the surface of my puddle that is consciousness is already calm, no ripple, no reaction, no contemplation or comprehension for all has been absorbed fully subconsciously as an endless imprint and now infrastructure within my being that is the depth of this mystery man mind and his art. lmao
>>539155837The face that launched a thousand ships... In the other direction. This movie is so shit it's laughable
>>539154904kekhttps://youtu.be/BRGTVvOfzjs
>>539154890>>539154904Suddenly, Achilles’ magnetic shield during the beach scene in Troy seems forgivable.
>>539155173You now remember how spiritually moving the scores for Gladiator and LOTR were.
>>539154760I hate it so much. It doesn't do anything right, it is neither in the spirit of those epic older historical movies nor it's is some degenerate transgressive movie that tries to break boundaries.
>>539154890someone PLEASE take a better quality clip of this and AI change it to fire nerf arrows with a plastic bow
>>539155738Why do you think this was made at all? It’s not for artistic value. It’s to condition, brainwash and influence younger generations. To deracinate them, and destroy White history, culture, mythology and traditions.
>>5391551844 u
>>539154828It's an Albany expression
>>539155422I thought it was just me that noticed it. It’s CGIslop like all other Hollyjew movies of this era. I am a movie buff and I live within one hour’s drive of 5 of the 5 cinemas that are showing it in the director’s preferred format (70mm IMAX) and I’m just like not gonna. Hahhahahha
I thought the bit about Travis Scott “rapping poetry” over a nigger beat was rumor, but no, it’s actually in the opening. He actually does while a repetitious instrumental “ay ay yuh” type beat plays in the background.
>>539156067thisnot that american sniper was good, but yes, this is what nolan was going for
>>539154760if this movie does well, liberals will think they're winning the "culture war"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&pp=0gcJCZkLAYcqIYzv&ra=m
>>539156195I do have GoldWave and DaVinci resolve, but alas I am but an idiot
>>539156299nay nay, good sire, only a foolish child would not beare witness that yon fine fabric dost shimmer as dost the golden thawe of ye morninge glory.
>>539154760>Feeling inspired by hollywood slop?Americans are brain dead cattle waiting for a drop of goyslop
>>539156575If the "score" in Odyssey didn't fulfill their purpose of making you uncomfortable all throughout the screening, then you are a lost cause and will never understanding the art of making great movies.
So what's the Greeks response to this movie? I know the Egyptian government went nuts and started suing people when that WE WUZ KANGZ netflix series released.
What is wrong with my autistic brain today?>>539155422> magical arrow that disappear from nothingnessmagical arrow that appears from nothingness>>539157434> fulfill their purpose of making you uncomfortable fulfill its purpose of making you uncomfortableTime for another coffee
>>539157475>So what's the Greeks response to this movie?
>>539154890>defeated by twigswhy were ancient Greeks so incompetent?
>>539154828fpbp
>>539154904based halberd user
>>539154828KekWHY DONT YOU JUST MAKE YOUR HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER WITH NIGGER HELEN AND TRANNY ACHILLES BRO
>>539157684What scares me is nobody is explaining this scene to me, which leads me to believe Nolan is a fucking troll like literally that tailor in the Emperor's New Clothes. He is fucking with people, there's no other explanation> jog away from giants that are still half as fast from you> stand around like an idiot, looking around> wait for them to come and slaughter you> don't even try to dodge> also, Greeks didn't have shields> run down into a pass between two little knolls> into a line of saplings> that you could easily squeeze through> but stand there like a boss-eyed idiot> turn around> but alas, another row of saplings hath magickally appeared from nothingness> do oogly boogly googly eyes> get slaughteredI really, really need some stupid Nolan fanboi to explain this to me please. And no, I am not going to watch this fucking dumb movie, not even for free
>>539158005Knowing Nolan, none of that is real, it's just the soldiers dealing with PTSD from being in a decade-long war.
>>539155213>he let's run this way>OH NO THERE'S SOME STICKS IN THE WAY WHICH WE DIDN'T SEE>better just stand here looking at them >oh shit there's a bad guy better turn around and run away>OH NO THERE'S SOME STICKS BEHIND US NOW TOO>better just stand here while we get stabbeduhhhhh wut?Are these like magical sticks from greek mythology or something?
>>539158005Can't be reasoned thematically, its a hamfisted allegorical point and something Nolan had to do because of his other choices in the scene. Nolans giants are lumbering and fight with swords. In the original they throw rocks. For swords to work Nolan had to have the Greeks entrapped so the giants can get them because the point of the scene is most of the expedition getting wiped.The Marcel Marceau comical eyes of the actor is Nolan telling him 'now act like you are entirely trapped, you cant escape the tree prison', just poor imagination from the director, something seen throughout the movie.
>>539158503Okay, so my hunch was correct. Nolan dropped a turd and wrapped it in some space blanket and is successfully selling it to normie retards as a gold ingot.
>>539156719How so? You post about "White traditions," but you're posting on a website devoted to anime, which is Japanese popular culture. Your shoe-size IQ doesn't detect the irony. Elliot Page's character is too young and effem to contribute to battle, so they literally sacrifice him as an unknowing patsy who dies within 20 seconds of appearing on screen. He's pretty much perfect for that role, which is why he was cast for it. This is apparently too hard for retards to understand.
>>539155173ancient mediterandeans and aegeons were fuckin white, bro. those from the steppe and the Phoenicians. the people who became the Greeks. and they later moved down into the Mediterranean and Levant where they mixed in with Canaanites. and there were Semites from Babylonia who mixed in there too. so yes, it was a melting pot. but they probably still didn't accurately represent those dynamics. they just needed someone to be black. Noah had three sons. Ham, Japheth and Shem. after the flood they and their sons took up different region of the habitable world at that time. it was still underwater and frozen in a lot of areas. i believe those three sons of Noah were also the Olympians Zeus, Poseidon and Hades. and they were the literal fathers of the various tribes which multipled into more tribes which became nations and empires. and so when it comes to the Greeks they seem to come from Japheth. thats where Europeans are said to come from just like Arabs are of Shem or Semites. and the Egyptians, Phoenicians and Canaanites were of Ham or Zeus.i believe they started out in EUrasia after the flood and worked there way out as more land became habitable. and over generations people developed both darker and lighter skin depending on how far they settled in the northern and southern hemispheres. and brown people are from the south, like not where all the actual civilizations are. and they didnt start out there and travel the whole work seeding every civilization. whatever civilization they recieved was seeded there from those who were centered in Mesopatamia the Mediterranean and the rest of Eurasia as well, like China. i believe that the much darker people lived in the newest areas of the the world that were often outside the garden of eden so to speak. they didnt have the means to produce large amounts of food to feed large standing armies or to build fortresses etc. they remained nomadic and were conquered, colonized or assimilated later.
>>539154890Skyrim has better bow animations than this
>>539155166Is this AIthere's no way this is a blockbuster movie in 2026>>539155173>HIS OdysseyThe audacity
>>539158607Its nothing to get bent out of shape about, there are many much more faithful adaptions of the original to see. Nolans take is, as he stated he wanted, very distorted and unfaithful. If normies want to pay 40 euros a seat because they got psyopped its nothing new.
>>539155213If i had no context I'd have thought this was Monty Python
>>539155109>Ralph Fiennespicked the fuck up
>>539154904>Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne
>>539154890>>539154904greeks are always drunk so this is just a pub brawl and thus historical correctnolan did his homework
>>539155173What a load of disingenuous subversive bullshit. And then they'll wonder why the young men are "radicalising" and reject this nigger nonsense.
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>>539155213>clip through a treePerhaps relying on AI and jeets to do the cgi was a bad idea.
>>539154828Oh not Ithaca no, it's an Albania expression.
>>539156108>Bane on a planehttps://youtu.be/qL17pwIAdk4
