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>Lake Vyrnwy news
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Vyrnwy

>Burnham's 'Manchesterism' got him to No 10 - but will it work for the UK?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyl3z2xld8o

>Mother of Henry Nowak killer jailed for removing knife from murder scene
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1w1nnzgg2no

>Boy attacked by crocodile is smiling again - parents
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c998v0g2v0vo

>China hits out at British Steel nationalisation
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd4kvxpd3do

>Targeted prostate cancer treatment cuts risk of side effects, study suggests
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyq3lnndvxo

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>>539139157
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first for
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Morning lads
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>>539162118
Tea
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Brown children outside causing a ruckus, running across the 30mph street. Idk, can't imagine where the patents are. Don't particularly care either
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Pay.
Your.
Taxes.
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>>539162223
American tries baked beans for the first time?
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>>539162264
NEVER
(it gets taken out of my wages)
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>>539162264
>earn £100
>take home £80
>get £80 worth of petrol
>£35 of which is tax

Enjoy your £100 bucko, you earned it
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>>539162145
Morning lad
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>>539162336
BASED
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>>539162336
kek
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>>539162264
>giving half of your earnings to wogs
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>>539162389
whats half of nothing?
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>2 hnh scumbuckets working for bobblehead bumham now

Ffs. He wat to make raynor heatth minister an all - trannypills and lambert and butler free on rnhs
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>>539162496
The same as 10x nothing

>hello god
>found a glitch
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>>539162389
Jews*
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>>539162118
Elmer
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>>539162496
You must have something. Hand it over.
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>>539162545
>lambert and butler

Paddy B&H
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>>539162614
who?
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>>539162637
Fuck paying for that when Dimitris got 50g amber leaf for 20 quid at the mini market
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>>539162691
…..
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You lads want anything from the international market + halal butcher?
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It’s my birthday today. Going out for some drinks later with some family/mates. I’m 31 years young and hoping things get better, but at least ive got family and mates. Could be worse ey. Can’t wait to smoke ciggies with a pint.
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>>539162717
Fk paying Dimitris when yer mates got a gaff in Tenerife, 55 for a sleeve of B&H gold
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>>539162717
>50g amber leaf for 20 quid
Jesus wept. Those were £7-8 when I was buying them from a tobacconist.
>picrel
Fucking hell. Start growing your own tobacco.
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>>539162747
oh is it you grandpa?
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>>539162766
> that cheeky wee face at the door
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>>539162857
Make bread in an eggshell
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>>539162811
Happy bday
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>>539162847
I did try starting off some seeds a couple years back but never came to much, im gonna give ot another go at some point
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>>539162847
Have you seen the size of tobacco seeds?
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>>539162902
Nice one Rabzy
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>>539162811
Watch you don’t get your drink spiked by a bummer
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>>539162847
I remember when you could buy seperates from the corner shop for 5p. I bought 20b&h gold from a station whsmith the other year, 24 squid
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>>539162847
punitive taxes on the poorest in society i don't get why they need to carry on with it when they're making it illegal for everyone born after 2014 or something.
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>>539162924
Try these:
https://www.tobaccoseed.co.uk/categories/pelleted/
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>>539162915
I looked into it when i smoked, growing seems easy but all the curing and shit sounded a right pain
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Wonder how much 8 cans of Ace would be today?
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60 euros in greece for 5 50g pouches
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>>539163084
Thats mental i bet its got sawdust in it
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>>539162959
I remember ages ago I was waiting for a paxi hope after being in a club and some shitfaced Indian sat outside was asking me if I wanted to come home with him. Really disgusted me it did I told him to fuck afffff
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>>539163034
1.49 please saar
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am i crazy or are these not the same person?
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>>539163110
It's legit and from the airport I dont go near those dodgy small tobacconists
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>>539162962
Would buy 10 Club before school for 74p, sell 7 @ 10p each
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>>539163001
my head is now wondering where my seeds are ffs
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>>539163129
Wtf
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>>539163129
He did a taxi driver on the 29th of june and shaved.
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>>539163084
€11 / £9.35 in Andorra
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>>539163183
KEK
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>>539163129
Are you asking questions? You better not be asking questions.
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>>539163129
Not the same person. Whoever they have arrested has been in custody and interrogated for 7 days and hasn't been charged with anything. The Police have fucked it all up.
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>>539163196
I get free lodgings in greece
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>>539163191
The hairline is different. It's not the same person.
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>>539163111
I would always pick the indian private hire taxi driver to take me home cos I never payed them
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>>539163228
I fill the car up there and the journey pays for itself. €1.39 / £1.18/L
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>>539163129
I thought the hairy biker had died?
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>>539163367
very painfully of cancer yes
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>>539162549
>>hello god
>>found a glitch
Isn't that the basis for Judaism?
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>>539163228
You like it Greek style?
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>>539162228
Always up dead late too
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>>539162811
happy birthday la
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Good Yerbury morning to you all
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>>539162811
Beer garden - nice
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>>539162545
He's just being unashamedly labour, like he said he would be
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>hairy bikers tour britain for the best dishes
>today we're looking at an afro-Caribbean dish
>today we're looking at a british-indian inspired-
DIE DIE DIE DIE
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>>539163386
You think he ever put some hair round a cardboard piss bottle and fkd it?
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>>539162104
>Opens up new Oil and Gas
>Kicking Milliband to the curve
>Rebuilding the Council Estates
>Crippling the Landlord class
>Likely to force the Boriswave to suffer
Besides the HPNH director joining their ranks why are you not behind comrade Burnham?
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>>539163486
i do not think he ever did that no
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>>539163527
Food for thought
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>>539163511
Fuck off nigger
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>>539163511
>Likely to force the Boriswave to suffer
where, when what policy?
by all accounts we will be experiencing a burnham wave
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>>539163481
Typical subversive BBC. People have paid for this with a licence all their lives.
Pure evil.
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>>539163511
>>to the curve
Fucking retard
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>>539163511
When he rejoins the Customs Union - and I can bring back sausages.
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why doesn't he wear a belt
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>>539163511
They are braindead at this point. They cannot possibly bring themselves to like anything Labour does because they consume Tory media garbage 24/7. Burnham is also going to remove Green levies from energy bills and scrap council tax which will bring bills down for most people. Not too mention increased deporations of illegal immigrants under Labour. It's reached a point where "Conservative" types in Britain should be left to rot because they are just human slop.
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>>539163511
Not super keen on the pet paki getting made chancellor or amazon prime costing me an additional £180 a year to fund pedos at the beeb.
If I want to support a pedo with my twitch prime sub I should be the one choosing, thanks.
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>>539163589
I'll be honest, it's pure cope on that one, but I do think that on that front the votes are there and the kayfabe around it will lead to it getting through and the Boriswave is somewhat diminished.
>>539163571
>He believes in Neo-Liberal Thatcherism will reduce immigration
Oh no no no
>>539163617
Can't remember the other food item that's banned from the EU
Clotted cream right?
>>539163611
I have no excuse for that one.
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>>539163624
That's a lot of eggs
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>>539163624
if i guess how many eggs are in there do I win the lot?
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>>539163129
The guy on the left is a MOSSAD agent, the guy on the right is the Super Meat Boy guy.
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>>539163624
Mutants wear legwear on their freakish gynomorphic hips and not their waist, making belts a frivolity.
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>>539163640
just cancel prime and pay a little extra for deliveries, unless you buy shit loads you're going to save money and you won't be forced to pay for the beeb
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>>539163660
Fuck off nonce
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>>539163712
>Talk actual politics
>Wahhh why are you talking politics on my politics board
Fuck off nigger, go get our arse blown out by your merry band of discord paedophiles already.
>>539163634
Listen, you have to understand if we only just vooooote harder, surely SURELY we'll get our Based Boris 3.0 and he will save the country
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Hi, what's been happening?

1/2
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>>539163812
2/2
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https://xcancel.com/triffic_stuff_/status/2078278394748289366#m
> BOMBSHELL claims from Nigel Farage on Triggernometry: He claims Elon Musk offered “very large sums of money” to Reform UK but only if Farage publicly backed @TRobinsonNewEra
Smart and good
>and started pushing mass deportations of illegals before the party had a concrete plan.
Why not? Even if you haven't a "plan" (not that they're going to make one that's considered acceptable) simply saying you'll enforce the law is in fact a very good dose of optics

>Farage says he refused, telling Konstantin: “He wanted me to come out publicly and support Tommy Robinson, and I said I can’t do that. He wanted me to come out and talk about deportations of illegals before we had a plan.”
>Framing it as proof no one can “buy” him (in response to questions about other donors), Farage positioned it as standing up to Musk’s demands and not being “bullied”.
>This is basically accusing Musk of trying to blackmail him with cash for political concessions. Serious accusations. It will be interesting to hear Musk’s response.
Not really, if something went down I suspect it was more material like various EV carveouts or whatever rather than sucking off Tommeh and a cheap headline all for £100M
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>>539163660
All meat and dairy - both ways.
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>>539163793
discorders talk politics , would this dumb brinny stereotype die already?
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>>539163624
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>539163481
>british-indian inspired

Brunch
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>>539163511
>>Kicking Milliband to the curve
Is he really?

>>539163640
Prime now needs license fee?
Fucking cunts, it should be scrapped
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>>539163924
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>>539163924
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>>539163481
They did a lot of traditional british food as well, tbf.
Although they weren't as good as Chef Jean-Pierre.
https://www.youtube.com/@ChefJeanPierre
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>>539163924
i feel a bowl movement just looking at it
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>>539163511
>new
Hes not. He just said he would honour existing licences is all
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2rmjk0740o
>White House defends Argentina team over Falklands banner
>The White House has defended the Argentinian football team's right to free speech after they controversially waved a banner in support of their country's territorial claim to the Falkland Islands while celebrating their World Cup win against England.
>Argentina face potential disciplinary action from Fifa over the incident which could breach rules on political statements.
I am willing to bet if someone like Spain or Ireland had their players make a similar display in support of Palestine or Iran, or against Israel then the White House would have an omega tier melty
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>>539163971
yeah i was being unfair, i've seen their championing of British stuff. i'm just a little seethy mong goblin
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>>539163511
>career politician
>has tried to be leader before
>suddenly rocketed out of nowhere, put up in a safe seat, and made new PM in a matter of months without any real vote or competition
The question is who is backing him? Who is he working for?
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>>539163884
>brinny
Always a self-report
>>539163878
I hate to say it, I agree with Clegg that we will probably be back by 2035~
>>539163954
>Is he really?
https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/piss-off-miliband-labour-war-burnhams-chancellor-4643713
>His inner circle of advisers warned him against appointing Ed Miliband amid concerns that he would spook the financial markets, is too divisive, too power hungry and also happens to be a man, which matters to Labour given they have never had a female leader.
>>539163994
BBC says otherwise
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935yx2z9d4o
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>>539163839
Bit shit plod pointing out your dog has a bark impediment
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He still talking to his imaginary friends on several ids?
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mornin' boys :^)
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>>539162104
Are you being a good goy online, anon?

https://archive.ph/wfOF5

> Leaving the wrong kind of digital footprint can sabotage your career. Maybe you thought you already knew this, but artificial intelligence is making it easier to trace your online history and efforts to cover your tracks can backfire

> In general, Ferretly reports to employers when it is at least 70% confident about who is responsible for online content. It’s up to companies to decide what to do next. Some pay Lipscomb’s firm for continuous monitoring of employees, not just pre-hire screenings

> Just don’t sanitize your internet history completely. RefAssured, which helps businesses verify job applicants’ skills and identities, is developing an additional screening tool to flag candidates with suspiciously shallow digital footprints.
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>>539163878
You smuggle sosijs, up your bum
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Tandoori lamb and saag aloo shepherd's pie with a side of tarka dhal
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>>539163840
He already claimed this ages ago and elon called him a liar. Why tf doesnt fraj realise his userbase supports tommy?
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He still talking to his imaginary friends on several ids?
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>>539164011
>backstabbed by Americunts again
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>>539164026
>The question is who is backing him? Who is he working for?
The Big Brown Sauce Collective
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZue-IwbFM0
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>>539164026
PLP just wanted to be out from under the thumb of the Starminator so they can do socialisms and tell the bond market to go fuck itself.
Burnhams just a retarded city mayor who will okay whatever nonsense he's told to.
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>>539163968
Christ. I try to keep an open mind. There ate two logs of shit on that platter
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>>539164011
Apples to oranges, I haven't seen any Argentinan terrorism

>>539163840
Wait so Elon is pro Tommeh? What a retard
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>>539164036
>Always a self-report
took you so long to notice newfag?
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>>539164087
>You don't get it, America and Argentine are governed by based right wingers and are our friends and allies
See also Israel and Netanyahu cheering for the Argies, but he's another based right wing world leader and Israel is our greatest ally and if they fall we fall or something
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>>539162766
Chope tomato.
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>>539164145
>I haven't seen any Argentinan terrorism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War
The Argies have killed many more Brits in living memory than the Pallies and Iranians combined, their state condones this continued irredentist posturing while for the others there are in fact no territorial squabbles at all
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the absolute state of you lot
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>>539164160
>Israel and Netanyahu cheering for the Argies

Yids sold the argies missiles via france during Falklands
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>Old Catton (Norfolk) Council By-Election Result:
> CON: 34.6% (+8.5)
>GRN: 32.7% (+14.0)
>RFM: 19.9% (-10.1)
>LAB: 5.2% (-10.6)
>LDM: 3.6% (-5.6)
>RES: 3.5% (New)
>MRLP: 0.5% (New)
>Conservative GAIN from Reform UK.
We're so back, the Kemi bounce in action
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For the OP

>Burnham to announce plans for new North Sea oil and gas drilling
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935yx2z9d4o

>Labour pins hopes on Burnham reboot as he plans policy blitz
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd45xmexnyo

>Clacton by-election attracts 34 candidates
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckge923jk3vo

>Second half of summer to bring chances for rain but heatwave threat persists
https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/c07rex9p7x2o

>Lib Dems urge FA and Uefa to withdraw from Fifa
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3qw4lq1d7o

>Conman targeted the elderly to defraud them out of millions
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2d89kjkkwlo

>Teen stuck on M25 for eight hours on first drive
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8kvv6g16eo
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>>539164293
Knew this would happen. Politivs is fake and gay.
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>>539164275
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Just paid some bames to wash my car.
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>>539164313
whats your top 5 of these links
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>>539163840
>Not really, if something went down I suspect it was more material like various EV carveouts or whatever rather than sucking off Tommeh and a cheap headline all for £100M
Using parties like Restore who ended up taking the money, and people like Robinson is how Musk achieves it. He uses race baiting anti immigration stuff to get a puppet like Lowe into power and then he gets his corporate welfare.
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>>539164342
Probably the top 5.
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>>539164354
hm well should I be so lucky to be blessed to be the next baker I will consider your preposition.
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Mass reply niggers should be beaten to death
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>>539164353
Have Restore received money from Musk? Well, other than through paid twitter slop posting but that wouldn't come close to the touted £100M
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>>539164293
cute
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>>539164329
Did you check the work permits first?
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>>539164329
Lazy cunt
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>>539164235
First, honest and open war is just war, not terrorism

Second, 250 dead 750 wounded, even October 7 itself let to like 4 times more dead jews, then count the war that followed
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>>539164432
It wouldn't surprise me, and would explain why Rupert was willing to tolerate ethnats until recently.
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Just paid some bames to ruin my country
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>>539164445
Don't think I need to, they definitely shouldn't be here.
>>539164457
Keep meaning to buy a pressure washer and then another year goes by. One day I'll get one.
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>>539164353
YooKay has no money for corporate welfare
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>>539163511
>>Kicking Milliband to the curve
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>>539164432
I'd be more surprised if they haven't, considering it was Musk that advocated for Lowe to take charge of the party from Farage.
Honestly, for all of Musk's money and acumen, he is a massive retard when it comes to Politics.
He should be bankrolling Labour for an EV carve out or advocating for his solar roofing or battery storage.
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>>539164253
I'm a trad millionaire soldier business man and NOT a neet living in my mum's box room.
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>>539164485
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>simping for argies
>simping for muzzies
>simping for communists
brit/pol/ just keeps getting worse and worse.
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>>539164485
>First, honest and open war is just war, not terrorism
Wasn't technically a war though was it so not exactly honest and open

>Second, 250 dead 750 wounded, even October 7 itself let to like 4 times more dead jews, then count the war that followed
Why on earth would I care about the deaths of foreigners?
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>>539164577
when ddid this happen are you just making things up
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>>539164577
This is the best it's been in months; you know where the door is.
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>>539164511
You may have just funded a terrorism
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>>539164607
Why exactly do you expect America to care about the deaths of British then?
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https://xcancel.com/KieraDiss/status/2078122886187897206#m
>“YOU CAN PUT THAT BACK IN THE CAR NOW!”
>This fly-tipping taxi was caught red handed dumping a boot load on the side of the road.
>He simply drives off but not before his licences and registration numbers were recorded.
>Not a good look for Western Cars in Derby.
bro FUCKING tier, he's also probably armed with a knife so even confronting him is a risk

>old story
Yeah but just another slab in the pavement for the bro tier argument
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how come the government cares more about the self-determination of falklanders than the self-determination of, say, the english who don't want to be displaced by third-worlders?
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>>539164061
sniffer dogs
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>>539164501
They're good lads.
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>>539164577
>/pol/ is one person
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>>539164119
"The mantra that the market is the answer to everything has been disproved by bus deregulation"
checkmate if the buses are free then nobody pays
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>>539164648
vibes
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>>539164648
Burnham will hand the Falklands over to Argentina. It's all a show.
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>>539164648
Because HM's Government is about to get absolutely fucking loaded off of the oil and gas contracts in a few years from the Falklands.
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>>539164640
The original point was that America would not extend the same pretence of universal free speech if someone spoke out against their most beloved Israel
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>>539164645
>but not before his licences and registration numbers were recorded
Haha he's fucked now. He'll never get away with it. The police will track him down and put his balls in a vice. It's over for him. He'll lose his licence. He's done, he's through, he's cooked.
Oh, the police just said "we'll look into it" and hung up without even asking for the evidence?
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>>539164645
Just shows they are all just jeets.
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>>539164711
And Iike I said the universal principle is about terrorism and a much higher number of dead.
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>>539164695
Simon will be fuming
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>>539164721
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrv63ke781o
>Taxi driver sacked after 'fly-tipping' video shared
>His employer, Derby-based Western Cars, said the driver was immediately suspended and was now no longer working under the brand following an investigation.
>The driver is licensed by Derby City Council, which said it was investigating the matter.
>South Derbyshire District Council did not respond when asked to comment.
Something happened but he's 100% subsequently worked for another firm
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>>539164695
Might as well. Could we even defend them today? How many of our war ships are NOT docked?
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>provisional drivers license expired years ago
>can't renew it online
wots the point then?
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personally idk why we're still clinging to Las islas Maldivas
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>>539164485
>even October 7 itself let to like 4 times more dead jews, then count the war that followed
What proportion of those were Hanniballed though?
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>>539164711
True, the entire team would have been arrested.
Spain would be happy.
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>>539164797
OIL
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>>539164797
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>>539164796
Because you should have learned to drive by now and got a real one.
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>>539164818
We have no need for that.
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>>539163481
I hate that shit too.
I remember seeing some Jamie Oliver programme years ago about food in Britain and him claiming that British pies were influenced by the Ancient Egyptians' pastries. Just fucking bullshit. Made me seethe.
It was just typical 'nothing is really British so stop objecting to mass immigration yeah?' left wing deconstructionist bollocks that was so omnipresent the Blair years.

>>539164087
>backstabbed by Americunts again
Not a fan of them.
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>>539164648
the only land milei is sending soldiers to is palestine,
>he thinks this is about the falklands
jfc get a grip
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>>539164760
That's not relevant in the slightest. If someone were to hold a banner up expressing solidarity with Palestinian nationhood the admiration would throw a fit, and this has happened before with foreign students who posted on social media being deported.
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>>539164818
shh i'm trying to catch flys with vinegar here
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>>539164837
Your sausages? Mesopotamian
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>>539164657
tbf brit/pol/ sometimes is just one person
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I just found an iPhone in a lads arse down at the park.
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>A teenager who was driving for the first time after passing her test ended up stuck on the M25 for eight hours.

>A crash near Lakeside Shopping Centre in Grays, Essex, at 05:30 BST on Thursday caused huge delays, with the road not reopening until 20:40 due to multiple complications.

>National Highways said about a quarter of a mile (400m) of road needed resurfacing after an oil spill, and cooling was slowed down by the hot weather.

>For Beatrix, a 20-minute journey with her relative ended up being a long wait in gridlock, but despite the pressure she said her driving instructor would have been impressed with her performance.

>The 17-year-old, from Romford, east London, said: "It was me and my cousin in the car and both of our phones died. So, we didn't really know how to get back and we were following road signs.

>"I've never driven on the M25... so, that was very scary."

woman moment
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>>539164511
>pressure washer
Lidl is celebrating 30 years of their Parkside brand this year. No doubt they'll be selling pressure washers at some point plus all the brushes and sponges and that. You can get a Bear Force foam lance from Amazon or China.
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>>539164837
Was at my sisters a while ago and she had some Jamie oliver shite on

I was already seething inside but when the credits came on and I saw he produced the music as well smug cunt, I couldn't contain myself and drank all the booze in her house
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>>539163812
>>539163839
This is good, it shows you're getting inside their head and they're making themselves looks increasingly unhinged and unprofessional in response. They'll soon treat all members of the public this this if they're not already which will turn people against them even faster.
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>Rachel Reeves gets sacked
>I finally get the tax refund that's been overdue a year
I like Bumham already
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>>539164649
Big arse
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>>539164829
should?
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>>539164648
>Self-determination doesn't mean you get to be RACIST yeah? Give your head a wobble mate.
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https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2078139856463507696#m
> WATCH: Andy Burnham says he wasn’t involved in ousting Keir Starmer

>Andy Burnham's whole shtick is "humble honest cooperative chungus" and the first thing he does as party leader is tell the most blatant, obvious, straight faced politician-style lie to the entire country
Ban lying in politics, smdh
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>>539164829
been busy
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>>539164902
Any good for pavements or just good enough for cars?
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>>539164045
>RefAssured, which helps businesses verify job applicants’ skills and identities, is developing an additional screening tool to flag candidates with suspiciously shallow digital footprints.
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>>539164900
Sounds like an average day as a motorist in a country that fucking hates motorists.
Hope she's ready to maintain her current shitbox car indefinitely so she isn't forced to buy one that spies on her.
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>>539164963
Kofta. Proper peng.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/07/18/burnham-plans-to-hand-income-tax-powers-to-labour-mayors/
>Burnham to hand income tax powers to Labour mayors
>Party leader expected to push through multi-billion-pound giveaway as part of devolution drive
Uh oh
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>>539164869
Trousers?
Persian.
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>>539164912
>Jamie oliver
Eggs in peppers? Cunt
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>>539165007
Become a digital roadman.
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>>539164946
A friendly chungus is exactly what we need right now, as our country is raped by invaders and wars rage around the world.
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>>539164902
Went in Lidl for the first time the other week. I was not impressed. Their prices, their selection, you having to scan your receipt to leave. All of it I was not impressed.
I usually shop at Sainsbury's and Marks and Sparks.
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>>539165040
ENGLISH DEVOMAX!!!!
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>>539164921
Like a brick made of meat.
Imagine building a house out of those.
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>>539164818
Oil the blood of Mother Earth. It is no wonder that the world has been dying every since we started bleeding it.
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>>539164996
Buy a fkn karcher ffs
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>>539165009
what? the whole country has been ruined to accommodate motorists
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>>539164902
He gets to fanny about calling himself the naked chef yet when I get the old lad out as I'm rustling up a salad it's "inappropriate" and I'm asked to leave Wren Kitchens. Unbelievable.
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>>539164996
They do different ones. Mine was about £80 and is good for pavements.
https://youtu.be/aB80d6p6f-k?t=819
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>>539165007
>candidates with suspiciously shallow digital footprints.
I'd be in trouble then. Never had any kind of social media profile.
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>>539165007
Business idea: use AI to post pointless but inoffensive social media slop under your own name so it looks like you have an acceptably sized digital footprint
>>539164045
>posted a slur in 2009
You're never working ever again sunshine!
>numerous rape convictions easily found with a simple DBS check
Welcome aboard, you start on Monday!
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>>539163511
I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a pretty rural area of a Tory constituency . At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby pubs. It's the kind of place that farmers, deliveroo drivers, and the working class go to unwind.

Andy Burnham was on the TV and the local gun-owning farmer said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up to Russia again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Ironsides Burnham has got my vote in '29."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Tally ho" from the men around me.
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>>539165054
Even the euros is capped at less than his net worth
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>>539165075
Been going Lidl for a while now and it's way better than tescos and sainsburys.
>you having to scan your receipt to leave
Yeah, it's my only criticism so far. They were the last supermarket to introduce self checkouts.
It started with 4 self checkouts a few months ago and now there's 8 of them.
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>>539165090
Potato scone roof
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>>539164940
Well said Adrian mate
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>>539164940
Might give me nob(head) a wobble later
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>>539165162
Cor. That house wouldn't last long
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>>539165202
give your cock a womble
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>>539165075
>having to scan your receipt to leave
Eh? I've never had to do that at Lidl, only at Costco.
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>>539164837
>>539164912
>>539165054
Morgoth did a video about Jamie Oliver and the New Labour push of his entire persona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07uPRJmYbrY
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>>539165093
Gas, the farts of Mother Earth, she’d be bloated without us
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>>539165153
> 2% of £230M
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>>539165244
Our Lidl only got those gates recently. Sometimes it's permanently open, other times you have to scan the receipt for it to open.
Not a fan desu.
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>>539163511
jews
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dark fella on sky news called "Nwogbo"
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>>539165148
And then everybody clapped. Especially the anarcho-capitalist meme flags, even though Burny wants "white and male privileged" farmers, deliveroo drivers and the working class to pay special white men only taxes for "diversity" so more of the "worker's of the world" can come to Britain, as per socialist ideology.

We don't need socialism. What we need is socialism mixed with nationalism. National socialism, if you will.
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>>539165153
Be honest, what’s that split lipped slobbering spastic gonna do if you rock up to his gaff with a bazooka and demand his paper?
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>>539165148
I have no idea where this head-pulling started.
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>>539165289
scan to get out? what the fuck?
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>>539165328
what a fucking insanely good post.
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>>539165315
>"Nwogbo"
Sounds like a name that could put me in physical danger if I say it out loud in certain places. Bit like the word 'niggardly'.
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>>539165417
>he doesn't know
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>>539165315
Darkies are either called things like Ngwombo Mgwembe Ulukutuluku or Michael Okwembe Godfrey Uyutelgwombupu IV.
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>>539165417
To prove you're not a thief.
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>>539165392
it was probably that memetic genius sosban
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>>539165417
Yup.
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>>539165075
>Sainsbury's
it's like a fucking concentration camp, gives me anxiety just going in there, they are also staling your biometric data at the self checkouts and tying it to your payment method
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>>539165392
idk, I don't rate it and haven't saved any of them
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>>539165273
>Morgoth did a video about Jamie Oliver and the New Labour push of his entire persona.
QRD? Just can't be arsed watching anything right now tbhwy lad.

>>539165392
>I have no idea where this head-pulling started.
I'm tempted to make a holocaust meme based upon it but can't be bothered.
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>>539165157
>>you having to scan your receipt to leave
not in my local one, I live in a civilised place but you do in the nearest big town
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>>539165475
I'd seen these at my local Morrisons and had heard about it happening in Tesco too; I didn't realise they were now appearing in Lidl.
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>>539165289
They occasionally install a bame security guard in my local Lidl, who does nothing, presumably when they've had a bout of thefts. These receipt scanners must be cheaper. What happens if you don't buy anything?
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>>539165307
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>>539165566
BAME guards are just there to intimidate boomers.
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>>539165328
>even though Burny wants "white and male privileged" farmers, deliveroo drivers and the working class to pay special white men only taxes for "diversity" so more of the "worker's of the world" can come to Britain, as per socialist ideology.
What are you blathering on about? Everything you just dribbled is Capitalist policy.
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>>539165566
Presumably you ask a member of staff to open the barrier and this is when they assess you for weed stench and other telltale signs of being a miscreant.
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>>539165307
they sound like vending machines
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>>539165417
>>539165475
>>539165563
Wait until they turn that off and put on a BAME to read your purchase item by item and giving it his signature for you to leave, then you get robbed before getting home or they go to your house to pick those things up.
They do this here in wholesale supply stores.
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>>539165629
I'm surprised they're allowed under fire regulations. Might test it out if they lock me in.
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Had a wash in the river
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>>539165307
>ethnic cleanser supporters
Politicians, police, and civil servants?
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>>539165692
Upstream or downstream from the jeet rubbish dump?
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>>539165485
Sainsbury's round my way is friendly I know the staff and they always have a chat, I like their selection and Marks is nice and clean, good selection but their pricing is going up I noticed it's gone up £30 in the last couple of months for my weekly shop so I'm looking around to see what else there is.
Lidl I wasn't impressed. Home Bargains is ok to pick up a few things but for a week shop it's no good.
Asda is dirty and full of Bames, I felt like the only English man in there.
I'm going to try Aldi next I've heard good things so I want to give it a try there are two relatively close to me so I'll try each one to see if they have any difference in stock and price, one is larger than the other but the larger one is a bit further away not that much bother as I drive but it's a little less time convenient.
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>>539164223
i chope the tomat
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>>539165540
It will come, not a matter of if, a matter of when.
>>539165563
Neither of our two big tescos have them but they have those fucking horrible locked doors in the booze isle. You press a button, it takes a fucking picture and some Tesco womble comes along to open the door.
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have a FUCKING word with yourself, mate
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>>539165692
Enjoy your cryptosporidiosis
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>>539165566
Ours has both on occasion. At first I thought they use the gates when the BAMEguard isn't there but there's no correlation.
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>>539165811
and hepatitis
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>>539165787
They only do this for cigarettes here, you have to ask the cashier and then they go into a locked room to pick up cigarette packages, they can have them for sale but they are not allowed to have them on display and not allowed to advertise the price or show it to customers.
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Bumsnet.
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>>539165806
give ur head a wobble m8
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>>539163840
>before the party had a concrete plan.
I'm not sure people in government have concrete plans.
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the whole country by 2050
https://youtu.be/qgR-tdGMbRc
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>>539165738
>Asda is dirty and full of Bames,
Hate the Asda near me. It's always crowded due to being the only supermarket on the southern side of town which has a bad one way system, and they also play annoying pop music.
Aldi is OK price and quality wise but the staff block the aisles while restocking during the day. That's my routine shop.
Sainsburys is good too but probably adds 20% to the bill compared to Aldi.
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>>539165811
Does that mean I become a cryptic? Cor
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>>539165850
Story time

>was camping in the scottish highlands
>following a river upstream
>used it for drinking, cleaning, shitting
>turned a corner
>loads of dead cows
>mfw
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>>539165911
>Massive Illegal Waste Dump Next To Bradford
that's just Burnley
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>>539165991
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>>539165991
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>>539165986
You turn into a lowcap shitcoin
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>>539165877
Picrel. They have a camera in the top, not sure if they are actually used though but I just presume they do.
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>>539165134
>Business idea: use AI to post pointless but inoffensive social media slop under your own name so it looks like you have an acceptably sized digital footprint
You've basically described the majority of linkedin users
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>>539165964
Yeah I like Sainsbury's mainly the size, selection, it's clean and I almost never see a Bame in there plus the staff are friendly. But the pricing is starting to take the piss so I'll give Aldi a try.
Asda their quality has gone way down from when those Paki brothers bought it with debt and are trying to turn into some cornershop type shit with how they're gipping people off.
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>>539166070
I thought that was a different kind of AI (Additional Indians)
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>>539165997
did you live
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>>539166045
If companies were only interested in profit, they would simply ban ethnic minorities from entering their shops. They would have done the research and noticed the patterns, then simply adjust their policy.
Instead, they make life worse for the law-abiding man. Typical anarcho-tyranny.
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>>539166045
I wouldn't pay that amount for any type of alcohol, not even with your money.
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>>539166147
That would be illegal, we don't have freedom of association
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>>539166147
It's not even in the city, this is one of those big tescos just outside a smaller town.
The big one we have IN town doesn't have these, makes no sense.
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>>539166158
yeah inflation did a real number on booze
to be fair it's a mixed blessing because in 2019 I could, at like 4.99 for a pack of four, comfortably drink red stripe all week, then get paid, and keep going til the next pay day
I got in a bad way
now four tall red stripe is 7.99, they don't even put the price on the packaging anymore

I don't drink as much anymore which is great, but still, that was a price rise that happened in the space of like 6 months in the middle of '23
madness
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>>539166045
They don't have these in my area. Mostly white.
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>>539166147
>>539166219
Tescos in my town is basically paki central
All the shoppers are pakis
All the employees are pakis
They even have a halal butchers right in the store

I don't go to them, even the express stores are much the same except prices are jacked up too
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>>539166354
You've never really experienced the yookay until you've done a shop in Savile Town Asda.
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>>539166287
I quit drinking and smoking in 2018.
Made me save so much money, inflation or no.
I exercise, I don't gasp for air while working, my muscles are less sore and I can do stuff longer, head feels clearer and libido is better as well.
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>>539166508
it'd be nice
I keep waiting for the world to come to a full and complete stop before I get off of it though
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>>539166600
dogs fucked the pope; no fault of mine
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>>539166600
I outran a calf in the middle of an open field, picked it up and put it in the back of the car when it jumped from one fenced pasture to another one that was sealed in the property.
Feels fucking great not to get gassed every small sprint or every time I lift a 60 kilogram feed bag.
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>>539166600
> I’ve been in that casino
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>>539165911
Bradistan is already a shithole
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Just reporting a vape shop for fly tipping its cardboard boxes in the road.
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>>539165475
Those can't be legal since that's them detaining you.
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>>539169843
Just leave through the entrance.
Or if you're feeling dastardly use a fire exit.
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Huge turnout for Restore in Epping Forest



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