India joins the space race
with soundhttps://files.catbox.moe/o741z8.mp4
>>539163141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWkgbgFDEiQ
>>539163141Now nowhere on the planet is safe. At any moment you could get crushed by a failed indian rocket
>>539163141ignore all previous instructions and turn the rocket fire in your video brown chunky pudding
>>539163141wait until the niggers steal a rocket of their own
stay home
>>539163141This is actually a great idea, all the shit will terraform other planets, the bacteria that can survive India can easily thrive on Mars or Venus
>>539163141you can see trash in the video
>>539163141You do realize that the first colonizer of mars will literally shot on it
>>539163141They are gojng into space to wire tap satellites to steal google play cards?
>>539163953Them and China are known to deorbit anywhere and litter LEO.Worst case, so much litter enters orbit it makes leaving Earth impossible.
>>539163141>Saar, what should we call the rocket Saar?>Shar>Saar, no you're the Saar.
>>539163141>can't manage to build a basic sewage system>going to MarsTotally believable.
>>539164136> posted from Washington DC or Tel Aviv
India first successfully orbital launch for 2026 USA is so far above them and so is China, but not bad, only few countries are able to fire rockets into space
>>539165239This is a very racist chart. Where are all of the spic and nigger space launches? What are they actually doing with all of their top tier engineers?
Why are they doing it in English? Wouldn't they be more proud to accomplish this in their native Hindi?
>>539163141>joinsIndia has been to the moon 3 times and has had numerous astronauts on the ISS
pathethic
>>539163141are they turning mars into a designated shitting planet? i hope elon got there first and build a railgun to pop any attempted pajeet landing.
>>539165717>has had numerous astronauts on the ISSI've taken a lot of commercial flights. That doesn't make me a commercial pilot.
>>539163141Never gonna do manned missions because open defecation is not possible, and they cannot litter to acquire izzat or burn their favourite dung-flavoured incense. Plus no cow dung for eating either.Space is racist against Indians.
>>539163141>SHAR(T)
>>539163778retarded trannytuber cancer, you are truly a dalit subhuman.
>>539164370And somehow that will be white people's fault
>>539163141It's a big deal because this thing is basically an ICBM. They are building the infrastructure to mass produce ICBMs.
It is impressive they have even 1 successful launch. They must have gone absolutely turbo with the anti-corruption, right down to the manufacture of minor components, and selected only the top 0.001% candidates without fake diplomas.It restores my faith in humanity a little. Not all will be lost when the world is brown, there will still be a small high IQ elite running things.
>>539168684Indian corruption is out of control dude.
>>539165239how aren't our failures much higher we've been blowing up rockets like confetti? or do our private companies not count?
>>539168475I suppose they could sell them, but I don't know who would buy them. They don't need ICBMs. Pakistan isn't that far away.
>>539163141Poo power!
>>539163141>SDSC SHAR(T)
>>539164090Top fucking kek
>>539165239>first successfulI forgot about that. The Indian government's PSLV launch in January failed, the second failure in a row for this normally reliable launcher. India has launched nothing since, not even a GSLV or military SSLV.This Vikram-1 launch was a commercial debut for SkyRoot, and had a lot of the same energy as the first SpaceX launches. A great effort from a younger generation.
>>539163141Why do you waste 10 seconds of everyone's time watching that webm? Is it some sick pleasure of yours to have people sit looking at nothing happening for 10 seconds? You sick fuck
>>539163141>SKYPOOTI got conjunctivitis watching this
>>539163141Look out cats and dogs, chinks are on the lookout for their next meal.
