What the fuck is this?
>>539176251i don´t mint
>>539176251Be thankful chud
>>539176251A cute little gift a woman who makes 2x what you do saw on tiktok.
>>539176251you have halitosis
>>539176251
Mark the mint man is in management now, doublemint dave would be proud
>>5391762516 million USD is a lot of money, are you sure you beat the plan by that much?
>>539176251>Pizza party! Oh wait, the CEO needs a new yacht >have a mint insteadCapitalists will defend this
>thank you for giving your heart and soul to the system that made me rich while keeping you on my payroll>instead of any of my money or anything of real value, here's a tiny little dog treat for you. like this is 100% an intellectual gift and not even one that benefits you, but hopefully youre dumb enough to find it cute or endearing, babe!
>>539176324the fuck kind of apostrophe is that
>>539176251your garlic breath after lunch is gross, the message
>>539176251Eat the fucking mint anon
>>539176472?
>>539176251Whoever made this is mintally retarded.
>>539176251Wow a whole lifesaver to yourself! Nice to know your boss was willing to splurg almost an entire dollar to reward your team for bringing in $6 million. Lucky!
>>539176251someone got that picture of that person holding a blue jellybean for being a good goy by taking the covid jab??
>>539176251GOODBOYGETSTREAT!!!!!!YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>539176251>When I got to work today this was on my desk....When you got to work today, you found a picture that's years old and been reposted hundreds of times?
>>539176584you're a reddit cross posting shillhttps://www.plebbit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1187xnm/congratulations/
>>539177049no i didnt
>>539177127no im not
´>>539176551what shit apostrophe you got?
>>539177215yes you did>>539177229yes you aretake your off-topic shit and go back, faggot
glad to see mark the mint man ended up running a successful buisness
>>539176251Let me guess.You wanted more?
>>539177565>plebbit spacing>doesn't know how to sagego back
>>539176251One of your "upper" assholes went to a management seminar. Work harder, pleb and make sure he gets his yearly bonus.
>>539177260It's actually an accent it's used in Spanish. Like José
>>539176551Meant for you >>539178977
>>539176251I never get compliminted.
>>539176551why are you poor?can you only afford this one ', here this one is for free `
Never forget the 6 million sales
>>539176251>6 millionOy vey! Antisemitism!
>>539176251That is a piece of paper with a fake message on it written by a jobless neet redditor who wants to critique capitalism.
>>539179433>>539179439Why did it take so long? The old /pol/ would have did this in the first post. This new /pol/ is completely oblivious to the JQ
>>539179027>Mint for youyou had one job
>>539176251judging from the lockers in the background you're fairly low on the totem so yeah, a mint
>>539176251>>539176472Dilbert was supposed to be a satire. Not a manual.>>539179037Join the bobbies. You're bound to hear a "That'll do, pig" every now and then.
>>539176472>McIntyreso close
>>539176251sounds like someone is bucking for employee of the month
>>5391762516 million seems really high for 4 years. And inventory was higher at the end than at the beginning. How many lockers did you say there were?
>>539176251Do you sell airliners?
>>539176251You just know it's a cat lady HR manager.
>>539176251This is what DEI hire white women get paid 3x as much as you to do in the work place.
>>539176251You know it could have been worse. You could have gotten humiliation pizza instead.
>>539176510250k at most.
>>539177565You made the thread, why would you try and downboat it, reddit-kun?
>>539176580choco minto ICE ICE ICE
>>539183839It's his first day at the jidf, give him a break
>>539176251i like this implies there were two mints and one was already stolen when he got it