Why is his car seat so big
>>539178576Because its fat
He's over 300 pounds
>>539178576Escape capsule
>>539178576Because he's a fatso.
>>539178576its comfy
>>539178576I believe that's a helicopter.
>>539178824300+ pounds of pure, unfiltered McGrease and clogged arteries. That piece of shit wouldn't survive 5 minutes without blood thinners.
shock absorber for ieds
>>539178576jews can't gaslight anybody into assassinating him so they're just going to force feed him big macs until he pops
>>539178576built in toilet
>>539178576Probably armoured
>>539178576Is a toilet cuz he poop pants n stuff u conservaturds r dum
>>539178978this. the blood thinners, dedicated medical staff, and the fact he never drank or smoked
>>539178576He looks like a toddler in a booster seat lmao.
isn't that a helicopter?
>>539178576I'm betting he has a seat belt extender
>>539178576Because he’s an infant.
TSD thread
>>539178576Seriously, he looks like Jabba the hut.
>>539178576needs room for expanding poopy dipey
>>539178576he's a big guy
>>539178576AI generated
>>539178858The fag is right.
>>539178576Why is this a thread?
>>539179471>oh no, we're being attacked, time to deploy the trump sphere>that fat fuck gets launched in the air in a hamsterball and lands safely at the nearest McDonaldsC I N E M A
>>539179356Shabbos the Mutt
>>539178576It is a crash seat to minimize injury if the limo gets blown up and falls off a cliff.
>>539178576No way the only Jew in the country that is a marine just so happens to get that job.
He's a big guy
