>i will shoot the draft officer!No, you won't.
IFLS coded
>>539187616Humiliation ritual
>>539187616True, I won't...
>>539187616>im gonna shoot fat ropes into the draft officer
>>539187779You don't even need this, just buy some extra fireworks every year
>>539187616Old lady feet.
>>539187779The forbidden vanilla pudding.
>>539187616just rape her, she's right there
>>539187616I actually would in real life thougheverbeit
Man I'm on the edge of shooting myself already, suicide by cop would be an easy way to go out, and a lot more satisfying besides since I'd know for a fact that I'm in the right.
Haha, Merkins think crackermilk is funny...& not even the best looking grill.
>>539187616I'm not some disgusting, degenerate foot fetishist, like most of you, so at least for me, this wouldn't work.
>>539187616>pictures of feet>literally the most entry-level prostitute actionNo, we're going to have to do a bit more than this but this is thinking in the right direction for all the retard glowies that browse this board
I'll need a footjob at the bare minimumsorry ma'am
>>539188140this .
>>539187616If it ever gets to the situation represented in the OP you can also rape the draft officer and keep her feet in the freezer.
>>539187778Viva la Dirt League is a skit comedy channel.
>>539191433Oh thats them? I like their gaming comedy
>>539191433>>539189353
>>539188594You and 500,000+ other young males with a dead end job with no projected wealth to own a home. Thank you Palmetto for making sure every house in America has at least one gun.
>>539187616fuck this guy's unfunnywould've been perfect if she just undid 1 button
>>539188140came here to post this; instead im here just to post "this"
>>539187616Just openly tell her you will put a bullet in the first kike you see when they hand me a weapon
>>539187616Lol you think I wouldnt beat the shit out of a draft wrangler just because shes a woman?LolLmao even.
>>539189654I doubt anyone who likes feet even the most advanced foot fetish people, would agree to go willingly die for Israel for some feet pics. the internet is free. >>539190898thisand this>>539188474>>539188594>>539191353Im starting to get personally offended by simps. Our ancestors all agreed its better to be dead than to be a slave, if you die for Israel are a slave AND you will die.
kewl boomer humor unchttps://youtu.be/MHFSl-M620I
>>539187616I literally just lost all feeling for woman attl this point. I wouldn't join the army if the government promised me a 50 virgin harem after my service
>>539187616True, she would just be added to the dungeon. Good thing she isn't real.
>>539187616We've all seen the videos of draft officer in Ukraine, they don't look like that
>>539187779beautiful
>>539187616why are normies latching on to feet now, it's not funny.
>>539187616
>>539189353I jerked off to the coffee cuckolding thing like a dozen times.
>>539195215The ah...what exactly?
>>539187616bold of you to assume you'll even see my face
>>539195754EMP as a weapon has a more and more likely presence on future battlefields with every new iteration chink war bot memes. God willing we will be stuck using mortars and rifles again.
>>539195986>EMP as a weaponthere is no such thing, just like "muh lazers" its complete fantasy dogshit for sludge boomer brains and video game fried kids>pic relatedis the next 10+ years of war (maybe more) and nothing is going to change that. the west absolutely fucking refuses to accept it too, and its going to make western nafo-forces completely feckless and helpless, with bricked worthless wunderwaffe they cant even staff or maintain anyway
>>539187616>No, you won't3D piggu, yes I will. Also Russian fren says no tail, no war.
