based.https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2078112868906496178In a massive development, US oil giant Chevron is signing a deal with Iraq to *CIRCUMVENT* the Strait of Hormuz as they move into Iraqi oil fieldsThis is HUGE, Iran is fuming! "Chevron will sign a Memorandum of Understanding today with Iraq to enter into 2 Iraqi oil fields, and doing study to move oil from Iraq north AROUND the Strait, possibly through the Mediterranean Sea. This is all meant to add that global oil supply AVOIDING the issues."Trump just recently met with the Iraqi PM.HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOINGThe global oil order is being changed!
>>539189503why would Iran care? it doesnt sell oil to europe also saudogs would be left out
>>539189503>Shills having to type "HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!"This is getting genuinely pathetic
>>539189642Because we'll keep the strait closed for them :)
>>539189642A spokesperson for the American energy company "HKN" stated:The company will be closing all of its operations in Iraq due to the war.
>2 oil fieldsWow thats a lot
>>539189503And whats to stop Iran from targeting Iraqi oil fields??
Trust the plan. Chevron will build a pipeline through Iraq to circumvent the straight and deliver cheap affordable oil to the world.
>>539189503Fun fact, Iraq is within Iran's missile range.
>>539190362Sauce. Now.
>>539190581Yea ool these people are fucking retarded. If Iran cant sell its oil then what is even the use of its oil fields? It'll go berserk and just destroy all the oil fields i. The region
>>539189503>Trump knows what hes doingSure. He does whatever jews tell him to.
>>539190367I’m sure that would be useful several years from now but our strategic petroleum reserves are at 40 year lows and getting worse. Besides Iran has demonstrated the willingness and capability to strike pipelines as well as any other energy infrastructure in the region. All of this just reeks of boomers who have been playing on tutorial mode their entire lives trying to bullshit
>>539189503when will the orange golem finally admit attacking iran for israel was a mistake and back the fuck down? he has lost support from everyone except defense contractors, zionist shills, and christards. any "legacy" he imagined building as POTUS is being destroyed faster than he can rugpull his shitcoin investors
>>539190622Its AI twerk i made of this AI big booty slut
>>539189503Keep bombing the Iranian goat fuckers. Pilots need the experience.
>>539189503>Iraqi pipeline gets bombed>Iraqi refinery gets bombed>Iraqi wells get bombed>Iraqi storage tanks get bombed
>>539190815Got a catalog of it all? Do you post anywhere?
>>539189503>and doing study to move oil from Iraq north AROUND the StraitSo doing nothing then. OK keep me posted.
Iraq is a defacto Iranian province, retards.
>>539189503>Guys we solved the problem! Chevron will spend the next two to three years building a pipeline that Iran will be able to take down overnight!I wonder what it's like to be this retarded in real life
>>539189503>HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOINGThis is actually just more proof that Trump can't secure the Strait of Hormuz and that Iran controls it and nothing all our carrier battle groups can do about it.
>>539189503The pipeline will only be able to handle a fraction of what is sent through the strait. There is no way global economy can function as it did before without the strait being opened, full stop. Whether that comes through cooperation or domination, there is no way this ends in a stalemate with it closed. It simply won't hold.
>>539189503>"Chevron will sign a Memorandum of Understanding today with Iraq to enter into 2 Iraqi oil fields, and doing study to move oil from Iraq north AROUND the Strait, possibly through the Mediterranean Sea.lmao.. (Murican pays..) Chevron will also pay the air defense for that pipeline too?
>>539189503Iraq, you mean the shiite majority state that boarders Iran? Lol. Retards.
>>539189503Why do Miggers always type like that when talking about Trump? Are they bots?
>>539189503Then "someone" will just bomb the pipelines (or fly drones into the oil fields) just like in the Russian-Ukraine war.
>>539190815We are boiling our lakes for the bottomless depravity of pajeets
>>539190889I would post the video but its 15 seconds long and too big a file for 4shit
>>539190883Then Iraq is fucked and USA is where it was beforehand but good a way to waste Iran missiles on Iraq. Sounds like a double win for USA
>>539190889Just copy the picture, go to grok image and make a 15 second video with teh prompt “ Gets up, turns around and twerks bubble round butt, no cellulite, whilst saying here it is, nice and warn.”
>>539189503up until now i always thought iraq and iran were the same place but with different spelling because of old people and not letting go like pop and soda
>Signs deal>2 years until pipelines are builtWhew the world is saved
>>539189503Implying this is a win for the US lolThis is a literal open admission that the US Navy has completely lost control of the Strait of Hormuz and is forced to run away and find a detour. And you think building an entire pipeline infrastructure through war-torn Iraq to the Mediterranean is going to happen overnight while Iran and its proxies just watch? Iran already has complete fire control over those Iraqi fields anyway. It takes years and billions of dollars to build that infrastructure, but it only takes one cheap Iranian drone or a single militia rocket in Iraq to blow up a pipelineIn short, trump didn't fix the global oil order, he just showed everyone that the US is now powerless against Iranian drones and missiles in the Gulf lol
>>539189503Oh, nice! How long does it take to plan out, procure, and then build a pipeline from Iraq to the Mediterranean?
>>539189503>US oil giant Chevron is signing a deal with Iraq to *CIRCUMVENT* the Strait of Hormuz as they move into Iraqi oil fieldsThis is great news. Now we can bring our troops home and get our presence out of that forsaken area of the world.
>>539189503>>539192483Also, this might get some Iraqi crude onto the market (within a couple years, of course). How do you propose we get Qatari processed petroleum products back onto the market? That's the crux, right? Roughly 20% of the world's processed oil comes through the Strait. Dumping Iraqi crude into the Mediterranean doesn't seem to solve that problem.
>>539189503I read the whole tweet and it's just more bullshit Trump-Slop
>>539190362BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>539190776>years from nowThis (Dakota Access Pipeline) was built in a less than a year.
>>539189642if america manage seal the strait for iran oil customers, but non iran oil customers still get the oil somehow, bypassing the strait. this make iran negotiating position weaker
>>539189503>move oil from Iraq north AROUND the Strait, possibly through the Mediterranean Sea. This is all meant to add that global oil supply AVOIDING the issues.ah all this retarded mess to circumvent the gulf and introduce isreal into the global supply routeman trump us such a based and redpilled leader of the free world
>>539189503>american companies secure further access before prices explodeThat won't help johnny sixpack. Not only will he no longer be able to fill up his truck, but he will also lose his job.
>>539189503Just dig a tunnel through the oman thing
>>539191422Oh you have no idea how perverted i am
>>539193005>>539193140Iran has proven that its missiles and drones can reach israel, and the gulf states are running out of interceptor missiles. If america would controll the region, this problem wouldn't exist in the first place. Building new infrastructure would be extremely pointless and therefore won't happen.
>>539189503Are pipelines vulnerable to ballistic missiles?
>>539192950The main "Iran customer" is China. Great way to get into a war with China.
>>539193456Haven't you heard about trump's golden pipeline? It's indestructible, can transport unlimited oil all over the world, and directly transfers big part of the profits to israel.
>>539189503Aw shit, Iran-Iraq 2 is coming up.
>>539189503This of course assumes the pipelines will be built really fast and that no one will ever fuck with them when all it takes is a single drone.
>>539190028this is still the cope miggers are clinging to? Lmao
>>539190788When has a narcassist ever said I’m sorry or I’m wrong? Lmao
>>539189503>studyHow long until a single drop of oil goes through there? Months? Years?I swear sometimes the term "nigger" doesn't really cover how stupid these faggots are.
>>539190362That they are fags that want to play by the rules o algo.
>>539191400They aren’t human
>>539193778The first one was a slaughter house for both sides. The way they died by the hundreds is the ways wars should be fought now.
>>539190664>It'll go berserk and just destroy all the oil fields i. The regionThen there's no reason not to go berserk and level the warmongering Iran for its unprovoked attacks upon its neighbors.
>>539193778>Aw shit, Iran-Iraq 2 is coming up.The shiite pro-iranian militias in iraq are large, and there are also pro-iranian forces within the iraqi government. It's not like it was under saddam. It would be more like the annexation of austria in WWII, followed by purges of the pro-american kurds.
>>539189503As if pipelines/pumping stations can't be bombed...
>>539194076No reason for suicide. You could simply leave the region and evacuate israel to south carolina.
>>539194184>>539190581>>539192483They can be repaired fairly quickly.And built quickly, as well: >>539192926Cope and seethe, Itrannies.
>>539195278Lmao...and bombed again even quicker.Also try to repair a bombed refinery "fairly quick"...
>>539189503Oh great fucking idea lol, yeah getting your oil by the nation literally on Irans border that can be constantly bombarded and even invaded by land is totally a good idea guys. The Iraqi government totally won't collapse with a little pressure put on it by Iran bros that would totally never happen because Iraq has never had a government that collapsed or was unable to defend it's strategic assets bros ok, it's a great idea bros trust me.Fucking retards.
>>539194184It's the same retard logic like when a few years ago we the US wanted to build our only other tank factory in poland because Ukraine etc (we only have the one tank factory in ohio)....but ya it's the same stupid retard logic of "It's closer to the war therefore it's a good spot".The people in charge are to greedy and stupid and full of hubris to actually remember that things close to your enemy can be destroyed by your enemy.
>>539195537There's no reason these countries can't build dozens, or even hundreds, of these pipelines.The fact that they haven't done so already shows how short-sighted they've been.
>>539190362Fear of being bombed in retaliation by the USA of course!
>>539193456pipelines that don't exist can't be destroyed
=D just watching
>>539195962You think arabs are the ones actually drilling and shipping the oil?
LMAOOOOOOOOO>"the Iran situation is completely and unimaginably hopelessly FUCKED beyond anything, to the extent an "emergency" (((pipeline))) will have to be built to sustain some minute fraction of the energy transit the world had before the insane suicidal jewish war of israeli aggression in Iran began"fucking hilarious. its literally a "surrender pipe"
>He knows what he's doingmight be the biggest cope I've ever heard
>>539189503So more oil in kike hands. Trump is such a good shabbos.
>>539195962Are you literally retarded?Those a distribution lines; who else would be retarded enough to think of building a network of pipelines to nowhere, since the whole place is a literal desert, just to export rhe whole thing overseas?
>>539196927You can't understand why building pipelines bypassing Hormuz in anticipation of Iran threatening the strait, even after the Houthis did just that to the Red Sea, would have been prudent, and you're calling someone else retarded?And I'm not sure what you mean by "distribution lines"Many of those pipelines, including >>539192926carry unrefined products directly from source over hundreds of miles to be refined, or even to be exported abroad.For example, the Mariner system carries NGLs from western Pennsylvania to an export terminal outside Philly, where it's sent abroad to Europe or China.
>>539189503>Can't take control of the strait>Can't defeat Iran Militarily at Sea or on Land>can't stop their missiles>Can't bully them economically>b-but we'll build a pipelineholy keka in mecca
>>539189503And how many YEARS will that take?
>>539190361Just wait until Iran opts to target them.
>>539189503
>>539198123>Just snap your fingers, broSure, retard; why do you think the war against Assad happened at all; "human rights", or maybe clearing the way for a gulf-med pipeline? But guess what, years on, where's the pipeline?So if you want your pipeline pipedream better call the chinks, otherwise the only way you'll get it is if you shove it up your pipe...As a bonus, go ask gulftards how long it'll take them to rebuild all the shit "obliterated" Iranian mil blew up...
>>539189503>memorandum of understandingYeah we've seen what those are worth.>to do a studyLmao
>>539198380>I reject your reality and substitute it with my own
>>539198267Dakota Access >>539192926was built in less than a year.
>>539189503>because iraqi oilfields are out of range of Iranian missilesWhere exactly do magatards think Iraq is?
>>539200862How many times did it get blown up?
>>539189503Fun fact, Iran never stopped Iraqi oil from transiting the strait, Iran and Iraq are on good terms and that pipeline is a massive project that will take years.
>>539201038Environmentalists sabotaged it repeatedly.
>>539200963It's going to go through Jordan and Israel to connect to the Med. Or better yet Syria and Lebanon, so the US needs to secure the region.. This is just jews using US again for their own self-serving reasons.
>>539200329>pipedreamI gave you two examples of very long pipelines, built over wooded, mountainous terrain, both completed in roughly a year.