How will you be dodging the draft?
By not being a zoomer. Enjoy Tehran, boys.
>>539195443I'm 30. They'll go after the zoomies first.
>>539195443i have one of the few mental illnesses that the military doesn't look past when drafting people so i'm gooddon't worry tho i'll take care of all your wives and gf's while you're dying for israel
>>539195443I’m a trans woman and women can’t be drafted
>>539195874well if they need suicide bombers or something you fags would be useful
Actual zoomers (born in the 90s doesn't count) don't use 4chan
Damn it feels good to be an oldfag.
>>539195443I'm a disabled vet if they start coming after the disabled guys I might as well go because things at that point would probably be real shit
>>539196013seriously
>>539196013unless you're really old when they're done with the zoomer sacrifice they'll come for you. Until the last goyim indeed.
>>539196554Same here. If they come for me, we are worse off than Ukraine.
>>539195443>How will you be dodging the draft?I wouldn't dodge the draft. The draft would dodge me.
>>539196637There's a 100 million useless eaters in front of me.
>>539195443I'm a fat fuck
>>539195443>draft for a war against sand niggerswill never happen, we will just continue bombing them
>>539195443I have dual citizenship with Canada so I'll just move there
>WW3 >draft
>>539195443I'll just tell them no. What are they going to do? Drag me in physically? Not worth it when there's other meatheads who will comply.
>>539195443nothings going to happen. there isnt going to be a draft because they know there would be a huge backlash. americans dont care whats going on in the world as long as they have their goyslop, gasoline, and the internet and power is on. this little war is just going to drag on and on until the jews just wear down iran, jews are cowards and dont care how long it takes. inflation is never going to stop, out fake economy and stock market is going to melt up for decades while the dollar gets slowly replaced. there isnt going to be a ww3, no market collapse, no dollar/banking system implosion or any of that shit. everything is just going to be more depressing and brutal for the rest of our miserable lives. everyone will hate each other, everyone will stop having children, and everything will be illegal.
>>539195443
Any veterans here just laughing at the lolcow that zoomers have become?
How long have you guys been dodging the draft?
>>539195874You will never be a woman
>>539196013>>539196570They pull 50 year olds off the street in Ukraine. You'll get your turn. See a van shoot a van. Shoot early shoot often. Don't forget to shoot the Zionist politician who voted for it first.I'd rather die fighting the right people.
So it seems americans might get to use their guns for once in their life, to decline draft. We still have hope for you that you might do something when absolutely cornered even if you let everything else go.
>>539198266Europoors like you are going to be in a way worse position fighting Russia lmao keep dreaming with your inflated pomposity you fucking clown
>>539197328Ok so they just put you in camp because you might cause trouble being an extremist especially during war time.
>>539198495I'm not here to compete which white nation is going to have it worst. I was being mean but I also genuinely hope you would use your guns if draft officers start getting uppity. It would be one of the only times I actually believe modern people would use the guns other than direct self-defense (well, declining draft is self-defense too). I'm also personally not going to kill a single russian for sure in the state the country is currently in, but here they will probably get clueless people to participate with just propaganda.
>>539198134You're dumb as fuck they will not be gathering 50 year olds here, there are plenty of young meat bags to send
>>539198134>>539196013>>539196554They even went after retards and cripples in Ukraine not just the old fucks. When the press gangers come start shooting and don't stop because your ass is gonna be next. Might as well die fighting the real domestic enemy instead of some other poor bastard in the same situation as you, instead of those responsible for it.
>>539195443>How will you be dodging the draft?
>>539195443I'll volunteer for the opposing army
>>539197037The gayest variant i've seen of this
>>539195874The selective service is based on your sex assigned at birth :)
>>5391956251) it will be a lottery based on your birthday, not how old you are2) before the lottery it was traditionally "old man first" with all the 30-somethings getting the call first. gave them a chance to reproduce before harvesting them.
>>539195443Draft dodgers are the biggest fucking pussies on earth. Imagine being that big of a pussy that you run and hide when your country calls.Part of being a man is fighting for what you believe in. It's actually a big part of it. So do you want to be a man or a little fucking pussy?
i'm canadian so i get to watch in the cuck chair :)
gotta find me first
>>539195874well since we're invading iran to bring them LGBTQIA+ rights, you'll be on the frontlines fighting for your xisters!
>>539203978>Go fight and throw your life away to protect Israel goyimfuck off
>>539203978> Part of being a man is fighting for what you believe inWhat if i don't believe in my country and goverment? What if i does not want to die for kikes? What then?
>>539195443Emigrated to a peaceful country(no one start shit/drag us into anything over Taiwan pls)
>>539195531they recently raised draft ages.all basedllennials are also on the chopping block
>>539195443By being too old.t. Gen Xer
>>539195443War is an economic issue these days anon, it's about how much we can pay one nation to build drones for another nation to shoot at the nation being supported by our rivals. You've already been drafted, your personal tax liability is increasing every second as prices skyrocket and housing, schools, and hospitals remain unbuilt. Taxes and labor are all they need from you now and you can't run away from it. There isn't going to be any dramatic last stand against a corrupt government or even a bus ticket to boot camp. It's just that things which seem like reasonable plans now will start to seem like dreamy fantasies, the same way you could've had a house for yourself thirty years ago with a normal job but now you'd need to win the lottery because Bush spent trillions bombing Iraq.
>>539195443say I'm antisemetic obviously
>>539195443My knees are shit
>>539203978Fuck off faggot not dying for Israel you dumb kike.
>>539203978“Fighting for what you believe in”Well rabbi, most Americans don’t believe in this jewishly niggerfied country anymore.
>>539195443I already served and got my honorable discharge. Now it's your turn.
>>539204488Checked. I believe Israel does not have a right to exist.
>>539195443You fags were saying the draft was going to happen in March it never happened and it won't.
>>539195443POV: You're a young British guy
>>539195443Estrogen and innawoods
>>539203978shut up kike
>>539204488Actually fag yes they do
>>539195817> tell them you had a mental illnessthat’s retarded. then getting handguns is more difficult. just tell them you’re a white supremacist instead.
>>539196859Same here. And slightly too old now.
>>539204729No he’s rich. Dead country. Should have that about that before you turned us Into a multi cultural economic zone. Fuck you and fuck this country you fucking bitch
>>539204448Last I checked Israel isnt even fighting in this war so try again with your lame excuses, pussy!
>>539204412saying that you hate niggers and mexicans would probably be more effective. it’s a squad morale issue. not too many jews in the army.
>>539204784also true.
>>539204784>Israel isnt even fighting in this warExactly and I won’t be either, I’ll be cheering for them to take out your desalination plant. I will dance in the street like the dancing Israelis on 9-11
>>539204774There's a solution for pussys like you. Move to Canada if you want to be a pussy! Or you can be a man and serve your country. You will become a warrior and then come back and get all the pussy you can handle.
If you were winning the anti-Jew war you keep trying to spawn in America...The propaganda would be unnecessary
>>539204784The war is being fought on behalf of Israel despite Israel's refusal to commit their own soldiers to the fight. Come on Anon, use your brain. Learn how to analyze the facts of the case to draw conclusions.
>>539204898No I don’t think I will
>>539198502More like the entire concept is absurd, that's not how conscription works. They send a letter and put out a warrant if you ignore it. If you decide to go to MEPS for processing you're under military authority, even if you were just there to drop off some doordash once you set foot on the base the commander can issue you lawful commands (there is a lot of leeway there) and have you arrested and detained for disobeying. Depending on need, you may or may not be able to get out of it for being racist but they'll likely take you to jail for at least a few hours and try to convince you that you'll be staying in jail for years if you don't stop making racist comments.
>>539195625they always start with people over 30 so they can better train the ones in their 20.
>>539204953No its being fought because China recently gave Iran the secrets to increase production of their ballistic missile program 100x which would mean game over for anyone who ever wanted to fight them. They were literally 2 weeks away from doing this.
>>539204898You won't be getting pussy. Instead I'll be organizing the women in my community to pull a reverse white feather movement. Rather then giving white feathers to those out of uniform, they will be throwing period blood soaked pads at men in uniform to shame them for having blood on their hands.
Why would I need to dodge the draft? Your war of aggression is not any other member of NATO's problem. If anything it'll be a great time to invest in companies building out oil infrastructure in Canada. Go get'em champ, keep blowing up all the other oil infrastructure in the world.
There absolute won't be a draft. You people are delusional.
>>539196924This
>>539205145> making racist commentswho said anything about showmanship? i genuinely believe that the US military is a diversity force, and therefore immoral wherever they are posted. it’s literally true that the western half of germany has more niggers than the eastern half, and that is because the u.s. government normalizes it during the occupation, which is still ongoing. you can also tell them that you’re not inclined personally towards communism, but support communists in other countries, like russia.
>>539195443By fucking your mother, fed
>>539195443Disability.
>>539205228Why is Iran even an enemy to begin with? Israel. We could be on a completely positive trade relationship with Iran if we weren't trying to buddy buddy with the most evil, genocidal country in the region.
>>539204784If NATO goes to war with Israel I will sign up immediately to kill Israeli kikes.
>>539195443I'll have to dodge all the zoomer poontang out of exhaustion.
>>539198502Before he can do that I shoot the draft officer and take his wallet to find where his family lives
>>539198744Unlike you, I actually care about my people.I'm not going to let the zogbots drag the zoomies off to be sacrificed for jews.
>>539205415How are you disabled?You can always serve in the kitchen or behind a keyboard.
>>539195443By signing up to blow up goatfuckers
>>539205776Thin corneas. If I get hit in the head hard I could lose sight in one or both eyes so I can't reasonably complete basic training.
>>539195443postal personnel are not part of the theater for war.https://archive.org/details/FM12-105AdjutantGeneralsFieldManualTheArmyPostalService
>>539203978Countries are an obsolete concept, we only have economic zones. Nobody is going to bleed and die for an economic zone.Also, immolating the drafts men would be much more worthy cause than allowing them to take you.
>>539195443Like that
>>539195443the government thinks i'm retarded so they pay me to exist with your tax dollars instead of sending me to die for pissrael
>>539203978This is almost what jordan peterson would write but you missed saying evil coward antisemite
>>539204637I wonder how they'll explain why they only give these to white guys other than that blacks and browns would just laugh at them or smack them in face. What's their moral reasoning they pretend to believe why draft only affects white men
>>539214174Nonwhites will get drafted...only after they run out of white men and Jewish men will be excluded as always.
>>539196859Does not matter. In a draft they will cut down your calories for weeks/months before you start basic training
>>539195443>die for IsraelNah, kill muzzy scum
>>539195443Just be overly eager. "Yes I am of sound mind and can be trusted to be around explosives please give me military grade firearms" kinda deal.
>>539195443I'm in my 50s. I'll laugh in my paid off house while you zoomers get what you voted for.
>>539195443I plan to make FBI agents eat all the eggs.
>>539195443Never failsAny time anything ever happens, fagpuss twinks fantasize about being drafted so they can group shower with hot and sweaty socksYou brain scrambled screen time morlocks truly believe that getting 3 kills in warzone gets your ip address sent to the CIA for l337 ops draft recruitment just like your favorite man on the local sportsball teamYou fatshit cucktards couldn't ruck closed toed shoes and a labubu further than your driveway you obese lardass fagsucking genderfagged zoomer clipshards
>>539195443It's easy, just be toi old
>>539214789You are very obviously retarded.
>>539197229how do I upvote this comment?
>>539204067are you in craig? you're probably in craig
>>539203978If only the war served the interest of my country instead of the interests of israel
>>539204637I don't get this. You could just take the feathers, yes? And then go along your way? You could bin the feathers or just litter them?
>>539195443There simply will not be a draft
>>539203978face the wall
>>539203978Don't talk like that about your president
>>539195443The last person to be drafted in the US was born in 1952. Not sure why you're getting so worked up about something that's so unlikely to happen. Think about how many military conflicts the US has gotten itself into since Vietnam (the last draft) and that none of them resulted in a draft. Even for special skills like doctors, the military can contract with a company like Blackwater, who will in turn pay doctors tons of money to work as private contractors. No draft needed.
Back in the day, young men used to want to go to war. I don’t know what you guys are clinging to that is so great you wouldn’t jump at the chance to go run around and shoot at brown people with your friends. Domestic working life fucking sucks. This shit is so boring and pointless. Who really gives a fuck if you die in a war? Besides, doesn’t everyone have certainty that they’ll be the one to survive.
>>539195443I'll be rounding these faggots up and dropping them off at boot camp-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-raJDwCpABQ
>>539195443>How will you dodging the draft?By being old.
>>539203978A real reddit spacing tough guy, I am quivering in my boots I am.
>>539204953Speaking of Pissraeli soldiers, how's their orthodox draft thing going these days?
>>539195443Only circumcised people would be cucked enough to fight for israel. Which means there is millions of testosterone deficient american tranny boys who will bleed out in the streets of tehran never knowing what the warm embrace of foreskin protects.
>>539203978Fight me cunt! Not fighting for some pussy who hasn't fought me first. I get to pull your eyelashes out when I knock you the fuck out though.... Every last one of them.
