PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
shit i was hopin dan was gonna get bit
Hollywood looks like a good boy.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>539202019Informing the audience of the fate of the Nye County asshole officer is the big surprise next weekend. Donald Trump will be in studio to announce it.
>>539201439Hell yeah bros. Whipped up some choco chip egg Sammie’s for the big show!
any important first shit updates? all i caught was a dog running between a tyrone's legs
>>539202611No fucking way. That’s insane!!!
Sounds like we got us a chimpout!
>>539202865in tempe, the guy in a car that got shot, the police believe his room mate shot him while "horseplaying." he was charged with aggravated assault and the guy that got shot will be fine.
>>539202611fugggg I swear to god I was driving along today absent mindlessly thinking about /opl/ and thought it'd be funny to make this quip. >mfw someone else beat me to itBased xD
Man, it's slow in here tonight. Nobody's even talking about the nigger festival.
>>539203768>horse playing>with gunsnogs man
>will someone PLEASE scratch my nose?
>drunk guy at a baseball game
>>539204047I don't think I will, mate.
>>539202727Wood
>drunk man at baseball fieldmy kinda guy
>>539204245Who doesn't get drunk at a baseball field?
>drunk homeless guys could be here
goddamnit, dan
>>539204589You mean you don't want another "Look at the outside of a building for 3 hours" episode?
morning gents>toombs doing the negotiating>zero chance of peaceful conclusion
>BIANCA!I swear we saw this same episode last night. Dan has no shame.
deep brefs
>NoooOOooOooOOooJust toss some tear gas in there and end this stupidity
do a flip, bianca
>>539204799Checked. Dan cut away from the chimpout fast enough.
Should I go out and get a sandwich? This is going to be another bad episode isn't it?Anyway here's my usual order:>Grilled chicken>Broccoli Rabe>Roasted Red Peppers>Mozzarella Cheese>Light Balsamic Glaze>On Italian BreadShare your sandwich orders while we wait for something good to happen
>>539204881I'll take a French dip. Horsey, grilled onions, & some sort of White cheese would be just fine.
>>539204881gabagool, provolone, vinegar peppers
l think the bugs in south carolina are louder than the bugs in georgia
>>539204881lemme get uhhhhhhh tuna salad and pepper jack cheese on sourdough and grill that bitch like a grilled cheese
>>539204881I enjoy a nice classic Italian subSalami, ham, pepperoni, provolone, banana peppers and some light oil
>Victim is named Bianca>Probably looks Blacka; amiright?
Why isn't this officer in the line up?
>breathe, anon
this tempe chick is cool
what a terrible cop
>>539205274There is no way that she can deal with that guy if he really wanted to fight
why is she ASMR talking to him
>>539204881prosciutto, aged provolone, long hots on a oiled kaiser. that's it. no substitutes
>>539205292Nah, she's a cutie pie.
>bus stop niggers and retards
>>539205255She isThat's Kate
>maybe i can talk some sense into this feral chimpkek
>>539205356Armenian sounding name
>>539205371stupid fucking bitch
wheres backup, this nigga is gonna harm our new mommy
>>539205421Naw. He’s already smelling them pastrami sandwiches and fruit cups they serve in Maricopa lockup.
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
they at the cookout
There's a fucking horse in the background
Light skin DJ.
White women need to be locked up. That dumb whore probably whispered we’re sorry for being white
>>539205552Wait, no, the horse isn't fuckingIt's just in the background, and it's a horse
>>539205390yeah it is>>539205318i dunno, she had that shoulder locked tightwouldn't be surprised if she does some martial arts training...she's about the only female cop in shape on the show
a bitch with a big booty and food stamps
>i came here to find a bitch with a big booty>and foodstamps
>cars parked on the grass and sidewalk>garbage everywhereyep its a black gathering
>>539205600That’s a winning combo.
Strange they're so driving brand new cars too
DEFEND YOUR PEOPLE, CURTIS
someone said yesterday dan would drown us in niggers tonightand its happening>big booty and food stampsgod i wish i got to see america before niggers
>>539205596Yeah, you might be rightI thought it looked like he could just spin around and turn the tablesShe might've been in more control of that encounter than it looked
Weirdo listening to an officer that fully pronounces words without some ebonics accent.
Nigga runs up to the camera to give his opinion on desirable traits in a woman>whelp>everybody has a type
>>539205646America was founded by slave owners.The only real Americans are the bison.
>>539204881>Pub Sub>5 grain bread foot long toasted>Boars Head Deep Fried Turkey>Boars Head Monterey Jack Caramelized Onion Cheese>light mayo>Tomatoes, onions, green peppers, cucumbers all diced up>lettuce>oil and vinegarCome home and drop some Tabasco Habarno on it. Perfection.
>>539205460>pastrami sandwichesThat seems better than normal jail food.
>>539205526see>>539202611
>>539205867this is great, man
>>539205646That was me who said Dan would have to turn the nogging up tonight to make up for last night… Even last night was a snooze fest but was still trending #2-3 on X last night and Dan knows what the people want and will put aside his woke ideology for (((ratings))) since he’s the executive producer now
>>539205867It's like a nature preserveExcept I want to nuke it
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>>539201439Why did they stop following Florida departments?
kek, that farmer's grandson looks like he's never spoken to or seen another soul in his life
Why didn't they show the deer?
>>539206094Because nobody wants to see a hurt animal dying.
>>539206094perp fled the scene
>>539205867>tfw I'll never have a light skinned black gf with food stampsIt's not fair bros
Christ, this dude talks like a woman. Nobody needs his life story. No wonder he got hit in the mouth.
>>539205838I spent 27 hours in the Maricopa county jail on a traffic violation. They bring box lunches to general every two hours. Always two pastrami sandwiches, three oranges, two milks, a fruit cup and a single pack of chewing gum. Mexicans would trade their oranges for pastrami sandwiches all night like it was a game.
>>539206015officer warren sapp got a dui and theaher brothers beat the fuck out of a suspect during an arrest so daytona put a pause on camera crews, and the other florida departments OPL followed had the crews based out of Daytona
Not one attractive female in this group.Meanwhile in Toledo, that DJ could get it.
>>539205613>>>/wsg/6198389
>>539206267I do miss Lee County.
i hope this guy talks himself into arrest
interior crocodile alligator, i aint got my cover on my thee ate her.
the brandon marsh of toledo
>>539206294Nice thanks. That guy was awesome >I want a bitch who knows how to not overpay on hotel reservations
toledo is outta control tonight
this nigga getting superchats on his youtube while being on /opl/
Nigga so damn tiresome.
damn this dude barely fits thru the door
is this a burger king ad
>>539206801Place looks like it could be a jail. I guess it feels like home for a nogg though.
>>539206267>officer warren sapp got a dui and theaher brothers beat the fuck out of a suspect during an arrest so daytona put a pause on camera crewskekcops in Fla been losing it lately...Chitwood had to go on an apology tour recently when one of his off duty cops tried fighting an elderly man
this story made no sense to me
>donde casa?>no english
>he's gonna help himwhyjust park round the corner wait for him to drive it then do him
Mexican kids can’t even change tires now?
She's kinda cute. Too bad about the tats.
>female cop>stopped in her tracks by a cockroach with a neck
Jesus, what happened to asking for a license and then calling ICE
>>539206267Who is officer warren sapp? Did the Maher bros actually administer a beating?
>>539207252What's next? Can't mow the lawn anymore. Ay ay ay.
>>539207356I think he's the one who likes to give life lessons every time he would talk to the camera.
just fucking tell us dan you cunt
>>539207356>Did the Maher bros actually administer a beating?Would have loved to see that.
>>539207356eddie lee is who got the dui, you can watch the flagler county bodycam of his arrest. the beating was handed out by Joel Llinas.
Major announcement is probably an extra hour of that lousy pregame show.
>>539207443Reddit would not like that one bit.
>>539207461Thank you anon.
the show should be running 24/7
>>539207461I thought the Eddie Lee one was earlier, there was another officer that got one the week before the 4th I saw people talking about in OPLcord
>>539207430We are going to Chicago!
>>539207558>there was another officer that got one the week before the 4thhaven't seen anything about this but i'm not a discord tranny
>spend 90 mins on an incident with no injuries or proof anyone did anything between people who pay no taxes
She's sexy. Imagine that voice talking dirty to you.
lmfao
So the lady that got out of the car and then came back - she ditched the gun and drugs, right?
Dirtbike police chases are usually kino. The best one I ever saw was in LA and lasted more than an hour. It was kinda like the nigga version of Akira.
>>539207859something like that
dan hit us with the TRIPLE WOW
Wouldn't
>>539207887
These two Toledo guys are still in the cruiser
Wipepo be stranglin they babes
>>539208101it sounds like a lie a BPD bitch would come up with when she wants you gone
>>539208144yeah the guy reacted like he got swatted
You know that this cunt votes Democrat
>GIT>GO ON'N GIT
My butt itches.
>>539208144Checked, and just what I was thinking.
bro what is in that canadian smoke
>>539208101He was on mushrooms and realized for the first time that the baby was darker than him
Is Phil Swift Taylor Swift's father?
probably late in the year for it but i planted some cherry tomatoes today
>>539208206You know what you gotta do.
Digits and the big announcement is the show airs sundays now too
>>539208261no he's the creator of swift trucking
>>539208282Nice. Make sure you have a bean pole or some other trellis system for them to grow up, otherwise they'll grow along the ground and the tomatoes will spoil.>Probably late in the yearYou can pick the tomatoes when they're green and let them slowly turn red by keeping them in the sun. You can also put them in a shallow tray with some water out in a sunny window and they'll slowly turn red that way also from the sun's light and warmth.
>>539208411Sundays it is. Seriously though I'm getting tired of Dan's games.
This lady's voice is grating
>>539208482Remember when they hyped shaving Dan for 3 months
i hope wendy george slips in a shallow puddle, is knocked unconscious and drowns.
>be manlet mexican>barely taller than a 5'2 female
>>539208521yeah whatever the surprise is, it's gonna be retarded
>>539208282>>539208456You can also put them in a paper bag with a banana.
I know the surprise is gonna be lame. But I can still hope it's gonna be >Curtis is leaving and Tom Morris Jr is coming back.
>>539208456i know i have to put something in to tie the stocks to eventually but i started with seeds so it'll be a bit yet. i saw some people use a chicken wire thing around it to let them grow on, or maybe just a stick/post. its in a wooden planter, new soil. and i'm trying a second seed in a plastic cup with some soil if the first one doesn't take. i'm not much of a gardener so its mainly just messing around but i hope to get some cherry tomatoes out of itlast year i had managed to fix a few flowers my friend almost killed and even kept some alive over the winter indoors, haven't grown anything in like 15 years before that lol
We just left Danny brown, didn't even get to see him change that beaners tire.
he's high as fuck
......i..m.... s..o..w..w...y... This is the weakest & faggiest beta cuck voice I've ever heard.
>>539208703I don't get why you don't get high at home like a normal personWhy go in front of a random person's house and get wasted?
>>539208756he's prolly got a habit and his new bag wasn't cut like the last one
>>539208756Getting high or drinking at home was something I never considered until I was old
>>539208581Oh yea that too. We'd always end up eating the banana so that tactic didn't last long.>>539208699Vines usually lean towards the sun. So put your trellis between the plant and the sun. Plants aren't picky, don't buy anything. Just build a basic trellis using whatever's around your yard. You can use old sturdy dead branches, pieces of scrap wood, etc.>plastic cupMake sure there's a hole in the bottom, stagnant water kills the roots.>i'm not much of a gardener so its mainly just messing around but i hope to get some cherry tomatoes out of itGood luck, they're hardy. I'm sure you'll get something. Make sure your soil is of decent quality. Soil is the foundation of gardening.
>>539208756Doing drugs is more fun out in nature faggot ass retard
>run his name>see if he got some warrants>lock him upkek
Just shoot it.
No step on snek
good evening saars! missed anything good?
What's the rule of thumb? If red is touching yellow?
>>539209055full grown copperhead, nice
>>539208703
>>539209079If red touches black, you're ok jackIf red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow
>oh HELL no
fuck, how to watch? tee vee app was seized by jews
>>539209055Ga is a very snekky place
>>539209172Can you afford $5 a month?
>>539209172https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293
>>539209136red touches yeller, friendly fellerred touches black, get back jack
Officer Big booty
Johannesburg looks lovely
>muh dop woo woo wah muh sail foam>wait a minute, one at a time one at a time>...>MUH DOP WOO WOO WAH SAIL FOAM!
>>539209255>sail foamTopkek
>AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHEEEEEELLLLLLL NAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!! DIS LHHYYE PEE.DEE??? >Aight, so as I was sayin... (Thanks fo da 'scuse to be loud & obnoxious)
>>539209270Old & stolen. But still funny.
>>539209091thats full grown?that guys tiny
>>539209200no i am poor saar
>>539209220>https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293you da real mvp
God, I fucking hate television. 4+ minutes of ads. Pay for television, get milked for revenue
>>539209371>payThere's your problem
>make asylums great again
>>539209335>thats full grown?yep. copperheads top out about 3 feet. diamondbacks are twice as long.
>>539209371>God, I fucking hate television.the censorship pisses me off way more than the ads.
>>539209425>diamondbacksi have a stuffed 6 footer my dad killedthose things start lookin bizarre when they get that big...usually quite fat too
Don't help, just film
>>539208912stick or something wont be an issue. i'll probably do that tomorrow so if the one in the planter does take, i'm not suddenly shoving a piece of wood through part of its roots later. guess i should have thought of that before dropping the seed in.sun shouldn't be an issue i'm going to put it near the deck/driveway where the sun first hits in the morning. later in the afternoon though i'll have to move it to catch the last 3-4hrs of sunlight. once it starts to grow where i can tie the stock up it should be tall enough to leave in one spot. i did put a hole in the bottom of the cup for the other seed too and i didn't drown it in water, the soil is pretty moist already (new miracle grow of some sort)>they're hardyside story: my friends an idiot but grew tomatoes last year, but had to many and couldn't even give enough away, so he got mad and threw a bunch in his back yard like a retard. so they decomposed in the yard over fall and somehow the seeds survived all winter, now he has like 20 tomato plants in his back yard this year
>>539209488that fat mofo ate a fucking rabbit lol
>>539209488How do you kill these things? Grab em by the tail and slap them on the ground over and over?
>>539209536get a shovel
>>539209371use the surf button on your remote and always have at least 3 other channels ready to go. i'm not watching dans goymercials
>>539209488l think it was last week... there was a python hunt in florida. people were catching huge snakes left and right. some girl won the contest. she caught like 30
>>539209536>How do you kill these things?you don't, just do a 360 and walk away
>appears to be white
>>539209674hood river has some natural beauty but tons of methy trash people. especially at the goy mart
>>539209536I once watched a vietnamese man drive around a snake in the road cautiously, then he pulled over and contemplated his options; the man then gunned his motorbike and drove right over the snakes head. He then got off the motorbike, inspected the crushed snake brain, picked up the snake and threw it on the back of his motorbike before driving off.
>>539209536shoot it in the headi've killed others with a machete, but i'm not getting that close to a huge diamondback
>>539205765lol no
>>539209743he's gonna eat it isn't hethe war really did a number on them
>>539209504>somehow the seeds survived all winter, now he has like 20 tomato plants in his back yard this yearThat's awesome, those are the ones you want. They always grow strong and fast and they're acclimated to the land much more than the seed in a cup plants.Seeds are really resilient and are designed to go through an animal digestive system. This story is great along just from the URL:>https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/tomato-grows-on-an-island-that-nobody-can-enter-thanks-to-scientist-who-pooped-in-the-open/articleshow/129124609.html
Solka is a fun one.
>female cops make dick jokes on national tvwaman are so tiring. imagine if that dude was like "woah that speed bump reminds me of two big ass tiddies!"
they are still with this guy wtf
>i'll hug you right now
>>539209897Isn’t it crazy how men’s hormones (testosterone) are literally illegal Imagine the bitching and moaning if we criminalized estrogen
he fucking got away with it
>>539209966How did these guys suddenly become bros?
>>539209121l cant believe they're still dragging this encounter out
they've been stuck there for soooo long he's straightened right up
>>539209979trannies would be on suicide watch, which is a good thing!
>not announcing announcements so hot right now
>the chaps only come out when curtis and i go clubbing
>2 minutes of homo jokes
Wait I know what it is, the show will be moving to law and crime (owned by Dan) or court tv (also now owned by Dan)
>>539210142They're probably changing the shows name to live PD sense Dan can't ever get anyone to forget it.
>>539209889i was going to grow one of those because he started one for me but when he transplanted it the other night into a bucket so i could take it i heard a snap. by morning it was wilted looking, by the 2nd day when i was going to transplant it to my new planter it looked dead. when i dug it out the stem was indeed snapped, so i tossed it and got the seeds today (i'd rather cherry anyways, i could eat bowls of them).indians really will shit in the open anywhere. i'd be proud
rip
>>539210281>uncapped makeup applicatorjfc i can see what happened already
>>539210281So she fled the scene?
>>539210348Cool it with the sexism
>>539209874Yea they eat everything, war or not. I don't think I ate snake but I did drink a fair amount of snake wine. It's essentially moonshine made from fermented rice in a big glass jar with a dead snake in it with some herbs.It fucks you up fast.>>539210209Dig real deep when transplanting, pick up the plant by sliding your fingers along the ground and put your fingers between the stem. Pick up from underneath and flip upside down. If you need to remove some of the soil, lightly dab the plant in a bucket of water and gently move it back and forth in the water, although you should let it keep it's soil.Also, old timer trick is to put a dead fish head and some fish guts in the ground and plant the tomato on top of it.
so uhh her partner wanted to leave her for a man?
Is that Heather Smith?
>>539210587has to be
>>539210671Eh, doesn't look as good as I remember her looking.
what the fuck is this creature
Hope we get to see this big ass and big titty
>artistic
damn, not even a full thread and i was getting gardening advice. see ya next week anons
>5 month old found safe
>>539210857>Nigger says something retarded that people could mock>Allllriight, let's go to, uh, [any other department] where.. uh... Deputy Stevens is, uh, driving somewhere.
