What's the most schizo thing you believe /pol/?
The white race is superior
>>539203191Jesus Christ was crucified by the Jews then literally, unironically, historically rose from the grave, ascended into heaven, and is returning to judge the living and the dead.
maybe that if I answer with a correct conspiracy in threads like this that I'll get killed
that everything will be okayhttps://youtu.be/VDHm5Meo4h4
>>539203191theres a silent shadow war being waged between the ancient vampire lords who require humans to exist as their food source and the space aliens who seek to exterminate humanity through undermining our ability to resist invasion through capturing political leaders through mind control parasites
>>539203191>>539203249The White Race is superior we are directly descendants of Zeus, Creator of the Universe, while the other "races" are actually different species created to serve and obey the White Race (Zeus' Sons).
>>539203191Im the only real one in this world.
>>539203191>What's the most schizo thing you believe /pol/?Need some speed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUHNUVQa1a4
>>539203607to an artificial mind all reality is virtual
>>539203191I believe in aliens
Probably holocaust and 9/11 official stories are bullshit
>>539203191Sure, stories about the age of the universe and evolution are basically nonsense. Reality was created in medias res, fully formed. Like a video game
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>>539203191I believe project zomboid is a good game and the devs will finish it even though it's been in early access for like 15 years and they haven't even added NPCs yet
>>539203191I'm starting to think that this whole "holocaust" thing didn't actually happen
the actual schizos are on /x/
>>539203191That reality is definetly some type of simulation, but not as the ones we have. Simulation is the closest we have to describe it, ancient tribes called it a dreamworld. Simulation is closer but it's much more advanced than we could imagine.
>>539203191That everything will be ok
>>539203191For years I've been sayingTHEY'RE PUTTING PARASITES IN FAST FOOD
>>539203811The Jews fear /pol/x/.
>>539203811/x/ is demonically possessed normalfag lunatics with embarrassingly low IQs, the real schizos come on /pol/ drunk at 1:53am to argue with satanists.
>>539203191That I am actually good at golf.>t. I hit a +21 earlier today
>>539203191There is a skeleton hiding inside my body and it is plotting against me.
Jesus Christ is fictional and the real rules are try to be good and the afterlife is a surprise, figure it out. I believe this because an angel told me in private. She told me to reject the Holy Bible and just be good and assured me the Creator doesn't eternally torture or eternally annihilate. I think she did a healing miracle to me too.I am called a schizo or heretic for this all the time.I believe the Holy Bible is to control people in some way and it isn't good even if it has some laws which define good and evil in it, it also calls evil good often.>Law about a raped female being forced to marry her rapist in the Old Testament is evil>Eternal Torture is evil>Eternal Annihilation is evilI think the Holy Bible is to cause fear of eternal torture or eternal annihilation and is authority worship, not the word of the Creator.
>>539203888Jeffrwy epstein had blue eyes, not brown eyes like a shitskin
>>539203191Freemasons are a continuation of the Cult of Mithras.
>>539204071I belive it but i kind of belive Jesus was the real deal also, his words have just been tampered with. Definetly religion is bs but Jesus didn't start christianity or write the bible.Please tell more of this angel experience if you will
Roses are redThe Great Pyramid tablets are crystal blueThe holiest of holies lies empty Does Axum hold the clue?
>>539203191We will all die in a nuclear hellfire by the 2030’s even earlier if Israel demands it
>>539203191We are all unironically beings of light
>>539203191Nukes don't real.Moon landing never happened.Most wars would not have ever happened without the sandnigger desert trilogy.People are like dogs; just because different breeds can ix, doesn't mean they should.You can teach common sense with the proper application of pain.
>>539203191USA will be out of oil by 2027 and the death toll from systems collapse will shock everyone into smartening up pretty quickly.
The most schizo thing anon believes?Anon believes that there are some good Leafs up north and we must annex Canada to preserve them.
>>539203191Most female celebrities are men. Jenifer Aniston is a man. The Earth is flat and 10k yo.Christ is indeed God incarnate. Aliens/ghosts/interdimensional beings are just demons. Idk what else, I probably can think of worse ones if I focus but I dont want to.Non-whites aren't human and have no soul. Very few people are actually human and have a soul, most are demon spawn and therefore empty vessels.
Mana mana bo nanaFi figh fo ranah M A N AGH It appears the tablets could replicate and duplicate complex objects such as bread in some way.
Cool fed post nigger.
I'm redoing a run in this life because I was a retard who wanted to try again instead of taking the end result and being born into a different existence. It's all so tiresome.
Nukes are fakeWWII is fake
>>539204349Christian spirits were trying to force me to worship and obey authority and be imprisoned a long time and called it a trial of imprisonment>go to prison for all your past drug crimes and submit to enemy men in prison from the heart>submit to cops from the heart by turning yourself in for crimes>go to the psych ward permanently for not submitting to a male spirit saying it's Jesus Christ>share your wives with Jesus and male angels and male deities in Heaven, God will make you like being a weak cuck they called it a "Heavenly cuck with pleasure" with stupid cocky smirks on their faceThey taught me to read the Bible. I was fully controlled by what I thought was a christian angel giving me nothing but pain telling me to do everything I want least.>no coffee>no nicotine>no weed>no video games>no picking out a job you want you have to let Jesus decide as he mocks you>no standing up for yourself>submit to humiliation and degradation and learn to please authority figures like doctors and cops and do everything your mom says even if it hurts youThen an angel appeared and argued with them and told me to just follow the simple rules>dont kill unless its self defense including to animals, also you can eat killed animals as food or kill animals to eat or kill ants trying to swarm your shit but you get the point>no violence unless self defense>dont steal>dont rape>dont cheat>try not to be an assholeAnd said I can get a good afterlife with no torture by doing these things and the Christian spirits were lying. She reassured me I don't need to submit to authority and can just be good.I hate submission to tyrants and authority.Basically the angel taught me common sense goodness and I don't feel fully possessed since she talked to me. Holy Bible belief made me feel fully possessed and it was all about "submitting to male authority figures". I'll never read the Bible again it led to posesssion.
Petrol is renewal and naturally occuring, and the whole panic behind it its because kikes.Women are a different species Nukes dont exist >>539204512Everything this guy said except fo the pain part, some people are literally incapable of learning (because theyre not really human)
>>539203191I thought I was being followed by the fbi before for posting on image boards. Shit was crazy asf.
>>539203191That I'm actually going to make it
I’m the most famous person ever
>>539203191probably that the federal government has no power to stop people from being racialists, so instead they post threads to gaslight people into thinking that racialism is a mental illness.
Language is simply math by another name.Math is simply symbols we agree to assign to specific movement ratios of the foundational, fundamental building blocks of this universe.
>>539204923Cool thanks for sharing. I have seen posession from Christian faith myself also, i have familymembers who where extreamly Christian and extreamly unwell and fearful.My personal belief from reading the bible is that Jesus was trying to bring balance and harmony to man but it was twisted with religion but thats just my perspective.
>>539203191>This world is ruled by satan and his minions, everything coming from above is a psyop of sorts>Most major celebs made some sort of deal with the devil>Demons are just spirit form Nephilim >Magic, astrology and the likes are all real>Jesus is coming back within 15 years>Don't eat fast food, not just because it's unhealthy>Everything is littered in occult symbolism>The Papacy is the whore of Babylon>Global economic crash within 5 years>Noahide laws will be enforced to kill goyim not following SatanBut in the end we're all created to serve the Lord Jesus Christ, that is the purpose of man, anyone not in alignment with this shall be destroyed in the lake of fire.
>>539203191basically i believe the title of this BBC articlebetter not question me, i’ve got 3 degrees and make $185,000 per year
Charlie Kirk was killed by an explosive device planted in his microphone. That's why they completely repaved the spot he was killed on within a day.I don't know if that second part is true, or would even be necessary, but I'm not looking into it because it's what I believe and you need to respect that.
>>539204930Oh. *Those* ones. Those aren't people. Fuck, they ain't even animals. Just malicious plants or mold. You gotta burn that shit.>PetrolI don't know if it's coming back fast enough to supply demands for it, though. There could be billions upon billions of gallons left, and we just haven't found a good spot to reach it, too. Panic caused by those who can profit from it.
>>539203191That my government isn't chock full of people who intend every single thing that's happened over the last hundred or so years here culturally and demographically, and that it all just comes down to human error and that I should just relax and turn my brain off forever like all the other actual 85 IQ retard-spawns in my area
Rich people work together to consolidate wealth and really don't give a shit if you're proud to be white or not.
>>539203191The entirety of rabbinic judaism is ~300-600 years younger than Christianity (depending on which books youre comparing) and was specifically written to spite Christ, empower dick biting pagans larping as Israelites for authority, and to stop Jews and Semites from converting.They fuck up when they talk about Rome = Edom, it explicitly shows what they did with the real Israelite/2nd temple religion/history in the years after the temple fell and Rome became their enemy, they just swapped the names around.We actually know who edom was from real 2nd temple era Jewish historians, they were converted INTO Jews.
>>539203191Israel has secreted dozens of small nuclear bombs around the West hidden in radiation proof lined basements .. it uses them to blackmail the governments with the threat of annihilation
People can read other people's minds but we are all collectively too afraid to admit it
men can become women
>>539206222checkkked>n the New Testament, Herod Antipas and the Pharisees were unlikely allies united by their mutual opposition to Jesus, despite holding vastly different political and religious views. Jesus warned His followers to "beware of the leaven" of both groups, using it as a metaphor to condemn Pharisaic legalism and Herodian worldly corruption.
>>539203524for me seeing foreigners unironically talk about vampires is the same as reading about people believing harry potter creatures are real. it's legitimately hilarious. we as a species cannot possibly make it
The tobacco industry is actively working on a cure/prevention for various cancers (albeit, for their own bottom line). Governments all over the world are colluding with big pharma to undermine that research which is why that's the one industry the world is basically united in hating.
>>539203191I used to believe in racial equalitycrazy, I know, but I only knew the world through school and the media
>>539204995Same desu, one day I’m going to make it and be free of this hellsite forever
Everyone is secretly left-handed, but the majority of people banded together to torment the people who weren't included in the scheme.
>>539203191I believe in gnostic Christianity. The Demiurge, Archons, the perpetual cycle of reincarnation... I believe all of it
>>539209321all the real homies knewpic related
>>539203191There's likely bacterial life on every planet in out solar system. With maybe the exceptions of Mercury and Venus. Also, astrological conditions have more of an affect on the weather than humans do.
>>539209652Tell me about Romanian canon vampires.
>>539203191All psychiatrists are Machiavellian fascists
Our only purpose here is to attain anamnesis.
>>539203191Jews, arabs, pajeets and abos belong to the civil society.
>>539203191The us government under orders from Israel and kikes orchestrated 9/11 and flew 2 planes into the Twin Towers which may or may not have been laden with explosives along with WTC 6. ButThey were too cheap or lazy to fly a plane into the Pentagon and instead shot a missile into it.
>>539203191Penis is good for you
>>539203191Intersex conditions aren't rare and the reason they're almost never discussed is because many elites are crypto trannies and intersex and they would be targeted.
>>539203191The parasite infection incidence is huge.Those cleanses are not safe, so you need careful treatment. It’s also not as deterministic as conspiracy theorists think. A small pressure I would never believe if I had not seen proof
>>539203191That the point of the elites promoting all of this degenerate crap is to show us how stupid and evil the normies are so we don't try to stop them when they wipe them out. Also, this is a simulation. It already happened.
>>539205610My nigga Turok should be out Dino huntin' not being on some lame stage
>>539203191aliens push christianity on us because it makes it easier to control usa lot of people who think they have free will are actually mind controlled
>>539203191data mining thread
>>539203797Thats not a conspiracy theory bro, thats just the truth. It's not even contested anymore. Anne Franks dad admitted in a court to fabricating everything. Anyone who read the red cross report on the work camps in Germany can see clear as day that ~271,000 jews died in the camps, mostly from typhus and starvation due to allied bombing.
