How do we stop the Canadian menace?
>>539208267I like the smoke personally. The yellow skies are very aesthetic.
>>539208267You lost troon.
>>539208267Deport all illegals and H1Bs and leftists and trannies and gays and fat people to Canada then use HAARP in winter to freeze them all to death. The best Canadians will survive. All 12 of them.
>>539208431t. demon
>>539208267
you gave us diarrhea we give you lung cancer
>>539208267>I lit myself on fire to own you chuds! How do you feel about that Trump? I bet the smell of my burning flesh must be hurting your nose so badly ahahaa!
Sadly you will have to nuke all our major population centers + surrey/brampton to stop it
>>539208873It's so sad that Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada's largest metropolis, will get nuked because of your truthful post.
>>539208644I WORK OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I'M GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF YOU
>>539208746Ameritrannys lost.
>>539208967It will be sad to see the world’s smallest peepee burnt to cinder.
>>539208267Canada burns and you complain?
>>539208267>refuse to practice basic forestry because of global warming>burst into flame and emit 5 quadrillion tons of CO2
>>539208999Ahhhhh I have to work outside! Your toxic plumage from Alaska is literally killing me! >cry harder whiney troon.
>>539208267Nuke Beijing
>>539208810We're literally so powerful that we just emit flames from our unyielding leaf energy. It doesn't hurt us or anything, it's just like the equivalent of sweating.
>>539209078American who has no understanding of the vastness of anything beyond their 60 mile radius let alone Canadian wilderness is willing to tell you exactly what to do.>colour me surprised
>>539208757Seems a bit of an overreaction honestly.Say you’re “sowry”.
>>539208267wall
>>539208267Turns out part of the problem is, Canada refuses to allow American waterbombers to work in their country, because fuck paying America for anything. Not much different from how they leech off the U.S. for "continental defense", or how they refuse to allow U.S. dairy products into their country.
>>539209240What about how you're little crybaby bitches about our softwood lumber and refused to let it in without tarrifs even under NAFTA
>>539208267Do nothing. Win.
>>539209240Our wilderness is basically the same size as the entire U.S. minus Alaska. A few little airplanes aren't going to do shit, waterbombers are only good for saving a few tiny little communities that represent a drop in the ocean.
>>539208267We don't. Wars get funded, fighting wildfires does not
>>539209240>be canada>be on fire>US offers help>Russia offers help>hire Africans with shovels instead >burn to ash, but diversely
>>539209240Kek, the guy who lied about his discharge, shot himself, and OWNES a water bombing company is mad that Canadians get his contracts is upset. Literally his paycheck depends on this.Who would have thunk he would be mad? >you lost troon
>>539209080You set it on fire.
>>539209611Would rather bring black slaves to try to put out fires than bringing in jews to start more. >American exceptionalism is when you get the bill.
>>539209682Yup they took my swingline, what else could I do.
>>539209493>softwood lumber I bet that’s what all the girls call you.HIYO!
frankly I'm not sure Canada should be allowed to have forests
>>539208431fpbp
>>539208267There's a smoke forecast sitehttps://firesmoke.ca/forecasts/current/Zoom all the way out and change the FPS slider to 4.5 or something so you can see the smoke movements for next 24 hrs. World Cup game in Jersey should be clear but will return after Notice the many Washington fires polluting us too seems your own retard state govs can't maintain forests either though ours have become stupidly large due to even bigger retards running our country
>>539209493You'd rather burn your softwood lumber and send the smoke down to annoy us?
>>539209956
>>539209956We would log it if you stopped being bitches but you won't so now it just burns
>>539209956It's mostly just leaves and pine needles burning. The trees themselves survive the fire. So you're technically being bamboozled by a fucking leaf.
>>539209779Get a nail gun like a real man or duct tape like red green.Homo
>>539209080You Canadians set those fires in Alaska? That’s it. We’re going to annex Canadian and exile all you faggots to Siberia.
>>539209196we're not even finished yet. soon you'll all be sowry
>>539210180But I’m handsome and hung like a moose and don’t keep my stick on the ice. >red green is a conservation officer that can’t clear forests says Americans.>you lost troon
>>539210254Kek we live in the same parallel as Siberia, you can’t even regime change Iran, and stole their shaheed drone tech. All you can do is bomb speedboats in the Caribbean. > picrel
>>539208267Nukes. what else
>>539208267I hope all poojeets are torched
>>539210638You seem to have an obsession with animal dicks and trannys.What melting snow does to a leaf.
>>539210638do meese actually have large dicks
>>539210960You lost libtard troon. Cope and seethe harder. Blame someone else for your failed policies.>Have you got your tariff dividend yet? >doge checks? >cheap gas? >no more income tax?>how’s east Palestine doing nowadays? It must be Canadas fault!! They have supply management on smoke! It’s destroyed America! >either Canada is so insignificant it’s nothing to America or it’s so powerful it can cripple the entire American economy in 2 days. Pick a lane.
>>539211199Ezekiel 23:20
>>539211327Maybe you should say troon more.
>>539208644>>539209020>>539209080You're all troonfaggot streetshitter, get the fuck outta my country, faggots.
>>539211435That’s what a troon would say
>>539211471shut the fuck up cuck loser bootlicking traitor, lmao
>>539211471We got a maple migger spurging, sounds like a Brampton poster.
>>539211533It's funny because the first person to have AIDs was a gay canadian.I know that's redundant.
Hey Amerifats, have you tried tariffing the smoke yet?
>>539211566>>539211616LAH MAO. Streetshitting Jew, you're a turbokvetching faggot who is inbred and the same color as shit, while also having a hooked nose and worships Chinada, a "country" that's turned into a fucking laughingstock meme because you faggot kike Chicom niggers wouldn't stop shitting up what used to be Canada and wear its skin as a fucking skinsuit.>>539211636...I oftentimes forget this fact. Then I'm reminded that the greatest rock singer, Freddie Mercury, was killed by it, then I get slightly sad.
>>539208267come up here and literally rake the leaves, maybe you'll lose some weight, too
>>539211636Crazy how it was in the same area as USA was conducting MK ultra research. >must be bush meat.
>>539208267It's time to invade simple as
>>539209573What if you just dropped a big dome over it so the fire goes off from lack of oxygen.
>>539211683Queers are out tonight. Can you point to the doll where I hurt you? You posting from Ram Ranch? Don’t you have a crosswalk to paint or something?
>>539208267>the americans are brownkek>>539211471Why don't you just move to the US if you want to be part of it so badly?
>>539211798Honestly, anywhere's better than this fuckin' shithole that calls itself Vancouver. I fuckin' hate living in this goddamn city and would rather live in a town and that's my goal is getting the fuck outta here.
>>539208267Trump would have had an easier time annexing and taking over Canada than what he is doing in Iran.
>>539208267We should be invading Canada and Mexico not fucking with Iran.
>>539211839You should get the fuck out of the country entirely, you treasonous piece of shit. Death to traitors and death to America.
>>539211694>WHAAA America made me a gay cock suckerThat's you right now.
>>539211858Did you ever even finish building your fence on the southern border? Haven't heard about it in awhile.
>>539211926>"T-treasonous piece of shit!"What's there to be treasonous about when you niggerjew streetshitter Chicom faggots invaded this fucking meme of a "country" LAH MAO.
Give us 300 billion like what you did to Iran and the fires stop tomorrow.It's a fair deal. It will be 350 billion tomorrow.
>>539211974If you aren't a nationalist, you're a cuck. Simple as.
Eventually we will have to stop submitted to shills for a handful of people who want to produce and sell as much as petroleum as possible in as short amount of time as they can.By the time we break free from their capture of our governments, we are probably going to have no other option left but to build a shield in space to reduce sunlight in a perpetually managed and adaptive fashion. This is likely the only answer that will genuinely stop the acceleration in wildfires. And many other predictable and measurable consequences in many areas. And as it stands today, the USA is the most capable of leading such a project. If it wasn't led around on a leash by the said handful of people.
>>539209020>SAAR WATCH ME EAT POO SAAR>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>539211533>>539211566>>539211798Pipe down, 51st State. Fucking faggots getting too uppity.
>>539212168why are you still cocky after your retard has been begging Iran to end the war he started? come to think of it, you lost your previous war as well, hahah
>>539212503>Begging IranYawn, get a better tag line, Schlomo.
>>539212529>20 peace deals that didn't work out>20 threats of destroying everything>15+ US soldiers killed?>"blockading" an already blocked strait then unblockading it>still won't do shitcope
>>539208267Could this jump to Nova Scotia the only thing seperated it from being an island is I believe is like 50 foot width of the part connecteing us to no funswick and pei is probably safeWe're not getting any smoke over here jej
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>>539208746you won't do shit.
>>539208267Seriously though why so many crazy wildfires when we have tons of Fire fighting tech.Either the earth is warming and will eventually swing back to ice ages with or without human contribution and a couple degrees may have been all that changes environments and maybe was the straw that broke the camels back and prepare to get to temperat areas and enjoy till ice age time comes back.But I also like the skizo explanations Probably a good time to invest in air conditioning and the companys that make the freeon or other shit needed
>>539213218The reasons why are simple and have nothing to do with le climate changeroo>Approximately 90% of wildfires are caused by human activity. The primary drivers of these incidents include unattended campfires, burning debris, improperly discarded cigarettes, equipment malfunctions, and arson.#1 we have no national fire prevention or wildfire response at all. That is handled by provinces most of which are corrupt as fuck and defund forest maint. #2 tons of retards go into the wilderness now and are not monitored so they're violating campfire bans and generally doing cockfag wiggledunker shit out there like burning garbage or tossing lit smokes out their cars on the highway like every chink does. There is no enforcement #3 The natives manage to do controlled burns and patrol their land so any fool showing up doing dummy shit is caught right away. We can't manage to do this for some reason on crown land or provincial parks. Even Russians can do this better than us.
>>539213729Part of it has to do with your country being fucking gigantic and sparsely populated past a certain longitude
>>539213218We've been living here unnaturally for too long and it's finally catching up with us. You can't go thousands of years in a place with x population and way of living, then dramatically shift both in a relatively very short time frame without some kind of consequences. The natives use to move around more often because they understood the forests are meant to burn from time to time and they were not stupid enough to think their fantasies they cook up will change that. Now we have introduced them to the idea of ownership and property taxes, got them to "agree" to having their own little reserve land, and they stay in place like the rest of us. Nobody likes their homes/resources to fire so we all have tried to save them by unnaturally removing dead/dry shit, water bombing, clear cuts, etc. delaying the inevitable and increasing it's severity as we create little bubbles that want to burn surrounded by the reality of natural cycles. Well things have a way of balancing out and now you get those homes going up in flames and the ancestors of those natives end up living somewhere else once again, but usually it means homeless, on the assistance of government, in your cities/towns.
>>539208267Colorado is burning too.
>>539213800Nah we were able to suppress fires for decadesAs explained here: https://pubs.cif-ifc.org/doi/10.5558/tfc2016-056 what happened is that if a year went by with little fires then asshat politicians defunded the fire suppression budget and started doing zero forest management. If a giant fire breaks out they can declare an emergency and apply for fed funding ergo never have to allocate a budget to fire prevention or suppression.We also changed away from clear cutting which once you do a controlled burn after completely stops any wildfires from spreading. You can't heckin cut le trees and partition forests into a giant graph so if one part goes up it doesn't take out everything else
>>539214344You can chalk a lot of that up to the plague of inflationary economics and fiat currency central banking bullshit. We entered new levels of absurdity when it comes to the inflation of this fake money and it is showing across all facets of our lives right now. People are creating more and more nonsensical ways of funneling all that fiat into their pockets and the insurance racket is a huge player there. Looks like the government is going to bail them all out too soon so it can all keep going on. All part of a "too big to fail" system of systems where if you made it big before the pandemic inflationary run you are basically set.
For example we currently have a SINGLE fire that's 210 square miles in size meaning that is what is currently in flames not already burned. That's basically the size of all of Chicago
>>539208267Most wildfires in Canada are impossible to fight.As smoke from forest fires in Canada have darkened skies south of the border, lawmakers in Michigan, Ohio and other U.S. states have accused the Canadian authorities of inaction and poor forest management. But most wildfires in Canada spread in such remote, vast areas that they cannot be fought effectively — and are often left to burn.Half of Canada’s wildfires, like the ones now burning in northern Ontario, burn in such areas — either unpopulated or dotted with small Indigenous communities, said Michael Flannigan, an expert on fire management at Thompson Rivers University in British Columbia. They are most often accessible only by plane, with no roads for firefighters.Water bombers can help from the air, Mr. Flannigan said. “They buy you time for the ground crews to put the fire out,” he said. “The boots on the ground put the fires out.”But not only is it impossible to get firefighters on the ground in such remote areas, there is also insufficient time to react to the fires. Started mostly by lightning, they spread in the highly combustible boreal forest before firefighters can respond within the first critical 30 minutes.Most fires are put out when they are small, Mr. Flannigan said. “But in those areas, the half-hour window passes, and the fire is up and running.”“To be blunt, even if we spend a lot more money, I don’t think we could stop these fires,” he added.
>>539208267We heard you had some parasites to fumigate.
>>539208267Put a covid mask over your mothers face and tell her to suck harder.
>>539214846Burgers don't realize we have 5 of their States of empty space minimum in every single one of our Provinces.
>>539208267>America is full of brownoids sufferingAccurate picture
>>539208267If we can convine canadia to legalize and encourage public urination in dry wooded areas, maybe the plants will stay hydrated enough that they won't want to commit suicide via immolation.
