I have slept on the ground on a futon for 8 yearsI have sat in the same wooden chair in my room for 12If you need more than this you are woman brained
>>539210296get a bed nigga
>>539210296Fuck… I’d rather go Polish soupanon’s route than that.
I buy a new palace every season and new mattresses nightly with a different chair every hour.
>>539210296How many prostitutes have you strangled?
I sleep under a bridge on a stack of pallets. If you need video games or a "bed" you are a loser
I've moved beyond just satisfying my needs, now I am able to comfortably satisfy my wants.
>>539210564I sleep on rocks i steal feom gravel companies, and use a single leaf for cover from the rain. If you need more than a single poker chip to entertain yourself youre a loser
You need to take care of your back anon
>>539210296Instead of racing to the bottom maybe hope for and work towards a better existence than dying of malnourishment in a chair eating hot dogs for 20 years bragging that you don’t need more
>>539210296i make these occasionally but i don't like this kind of lazy dough and i can't be bothered to make enriched dough.Next time brush them in some egg and throw some sesame seeds on top of them, probably fry them longer as well, these look dry as fuck and miss that dough saltiness from the sausages
>>539210296Pack of the cheapest possible hotdogs (which taste like shit and are full of chemicals and preservatives) is like 2.99, the flour, salt and yeast required for that is at least 1 dollar. And the yeast is perishable.
https://youtu.be/68-Hcy6MOr4
>>539210773those are easily $1 a piece
>>539210773corndogs are my favorite however
>>539210736Kek
>>539210771Don't listen to this guy op, keep eating hard tack and hot dogs
>>539210296i never understood gamer chairs and gamer supplements. probably jews
>>539210841Based Tenshi enthusiast
>>539210736I don't even have a poker chip! I entertain myself by watching bugs crawl across my sunken belly while I bed on a pile of cold gravel.
>>539210296What are you, homeless?
>>539210296So basically the entirety of your life possessions amounts to what the average person makes in a single workday. Shit man, even homeless people make more money in a day than what you've got.
What kind of hotdogs cost 1$ for a pack in 2026?.20 for flour? What did he buy a few cups from the neighbor?
>>539210296except you’re going to become middle aged without getting a mategg, no re (literally)
>>539210296I used to live like this. It wears you down as you get older. I just bought a new mattress after 30 and can’t believe how much better i sleep now.
>>539210773>>539210788if you had to make a business out of selling these from a hotdog cart on the street corner, how much would you charge in USD for one? perfect pairing for a hotdog cart, could even add peppers to the dough or wrap the hotdogs in pepperoni or cheese. could make some dessert with cinnamon and sugar with the dough as well.
>>539210296you eat that "food" everyday, you look and feel 60 when you're 40
>>539210296Kethcup with mustard is disgusting.Ketchup with mayonaise and black pepper is the way to go
>>539210773I just buy the frozen puff pastry sheets.Wrap them around hotdogs, or sausage meat, and bake for 20 mins. It's the easiest thing in the world.I also use them to make samosas and sardine curry puffs.I made some lamb and rosemary puffs recently and they were unbelievably goodYou guys should post on /ck/ more
>>539210904I would love the feeling of cool gravel. Mine is burning hot which makes me dehydrated throughout the night, and my only source of drinking water is what i can salvage from "cash for clunker" cars onld radiators.
>>539210296>futon>chairBit excessive. Ditch both for a couch that is long enough for you to lie down on fully stretched out. You can sleep on it, sit upright, and also have somewhere for guests to sit. Though I'm guessing that last point might be redundant.
>>539210296fuck off Brother Augustine I'm not swearing a vow of poverty and joining your Monastery.
>>539210296
>>539210296>I have slept on the ground on a futon for 8 years>I have sat in the same wooden chair in my room for 12That's fucking retarded.
>>539210296I would hate to think what $1.00/pack hotdogs would taste like. I tried skimping once and bought Bar-S. I have no idea how they could make a hot dog have that texture.
>>539210296I need less
>>539210296How about:>Work>Accomplish things>Be admired by your achievements>Succeed financially: Own real state and financial assets>Attract and enjoy women>Think highly of yourself and get confirmation of that belief from the external worldEver considered that?
>>539211386Fuuuuuck
I am unburdened by clothing. I am subject to the very whim of the weather. I forego ALL need for physical sustenance. I am supported by the very sun. The moon herself. And the fresh winds provide ample strength. I adapted. Get on my level pleb.
>>539211225This is me expect I am self aware. I want to take the blue pill and go back to not knowing.
>>539210296>industrial pink goo sprayed with meat flavored chemicals>coat it in enriched fake flour that inflames the gutYeesh. If you ate this everyday you’d be dead in under a decade
>>539211456What the fuck hikiomori and khhv?
>>539210296I make $25/hby no means highI don't know how low ppl get to live like this I mostly eat burgers/beer/bourbon and I found my job through a temp agencyand they got me setup for an interview 2hours after I applied online
>>539210296nigga you can literally just buy premade corn dogs frozen. why shitty ass plain flour thats unsalted probably.
>>539211574Kisless hugless handholdless lol virgin
>>539210453How else can you even call yourself a human?
>>539211659Oh. Never knew. Somehow i got married. Shits cash. Thanks bro
>>539211612based for bourbonwhen I was in highschool I had friend from Guatemala. No word of English but he was really handsome. I didn't mind. Dude one day told me he got an offer to work as a waiter in Olive Garden. We stopped hanging out. After 3 months he was driving a brand new Mustang. So I tried applying for McDonalds and what not and never got hired
>>539211386Almost had bingo, but my parents only divorced when I was 11, so I'm safe!
>>539210886kek
>>539211386>literally none of them10hr/day on the computer might be possible on a heavy work day but that's it
>>539211386I like beer and weed, otherwise I don't have any of those
>>539210296You know you can make bread, right?
>>539210296My wife and I both sleep on the ground. I also take naps/meditate on gravel during my lunch break at work. Don't listen to these materialist soft cunts.>>539210768Mattresses are the cause of back pain.>>539211386>>Be admired by your achievementsGay>Attract and enjoy women> get confirmation of that belief from the external worldSuper gay
Just a half teaspoon of baking powder in the flour would make a big difference and an egg wash or butter brushed on would brown them.
>>539210841Make sure your weeny is dry before plunging into the wet mix.
>>539211808>but he was really handsomeLmao Mexcrements are such faggots
>>539211047Best mattress on the planet is Stearns and Foster hospitality grade. Got one for 150 wrapped at Salvation Army not a stain on it threw it in the RV years ago and still sleeps like brand new. Your whole body floats on top of this thing. It's like 7k brand new. I did a risk with bed bugs but it was worth it. No issues.
>>539210296>>539212416Put some oil in the dough and surface. No need for baking soda or egg. Egg wash is cosmetic. Also make real dough and let it rise before use and after shaping.
>>539211659I knew a dude from Japan and asked him what he felt about Hikikomoris. He had no idea what I was talking about. I guess the term wasn't common yet when he left. He still had a heavy accent back in 2013 or so and the term was coined in 1998. I wish I had asked him more stuff. Nice guy.
>>539210335This is a hard R website
>Buy smokies instead of discount jimmies reproccesed weiners>Add an egg and some salt to the flour/water mix>Shove a handful of raw veggies down your throat for roughageCosts like $4 more a week.
>>539212283>Gay>Fuck womenI'm sorry you have been defeated by the world.I don't take moral or aesthetic judgement from the meek though.
>>539212283>Mattresses are the cause of back pain.Yet, futons aren't? I hope you're at least taking multi-vitamins or supplements.
>>539211386>>Succeed financially: Own real state and financial assets Not happening unless you are druglord>>Attract and enjoy severely used whores
>>539210296That's not a flex. What do you have to show for it? Sleeping on the floor and sitting in a chair while everyone else enjoys life? You can still eat good food at home, have nice things, and save money.
>>539210564Look at Mr. Fancy with the "bridge' and the "pallets". Too good for us gutter dwellers.
>>539212622We got a Beautyrest Black Series 3 and love it. Between that and the mechanized base it totaled around $4,000 and that was at a good discount.
>>539213204I'm not op, I don't have a shit diet.
>>539213165Both of his critisisms stem from you needed validation from others. Showing that you are meek. He has a wife, obviously a women was attracted to him. Using contextual reading you should be able to understand that he is not saying gay in a literal way. And you have yet to receive a complement on your checklist of happy consumer goals, so i guess you are a failure by your own metrics. Get used to it or change.
>>539210841basedcorn dogs are an art and a science
>>539213732>I also take naps/meditate on gravel during my lunch break at workAre you a monk? Why do you do this?
>>539213324Are these the copes you tell yourself to help you remain a loser more comfortably?I'm 34 and I already own my house and I'm about to get one I plan to make an AirBnB on. After that I will go for my 3rd. I already have part of the down payment. It's really not much, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch.
>>539211386bingo
>>539212622>buying a mattress at SALVATION ARMYnigga wut
>>539210841those look so good my ruski anon.>>539211066CHECKED and those also look so good.i love me some dog concoctions.
I sleep on an army roll in the loungeroom, during the day I roll it up and use my blankets as a bean bag to sit on.
>>539213735We share the world with other people. Believing that one is the sole judge of oneselves worth, Nietzschean style, is a juvenile fantasy. Successful and influential people, even mildly so, are nearly universally capable of inspiring admiration in others. Other than rare characters like Dionisius and Tesla, none of the people admired by the cynicals have been cynical themselves.>GayI highlighted that because of how ridiculous it sounds. I know he doesn't mean gay literally. Only sexually inadequate men would ever say ridicule the idea of being popular with women.
>>539210489a gentleman never tells
>>539211386Married with 3 kids, still getting laid 3 times a week, and she's a lot more attractive than i am. Not really dirty but definitely not as clean as I used to be, high functioning alcoholic that can (and does 1 month a year) stop drinking but in this fucking society?Why fucking bother, other than to know your can?It's all fake and gay, every dream everyone has is fake and gay, every skill set everyone has is fake and gay, every ambition everyone tries to pursue is fake and gay, and fuck, people are so fake and gay and above all else, ugly all the way through. So Fuck it. Home as far away from people is where I stay, and keep the kids away from all the bullshit, and this society can burn.Because it's definitely going to burn because 9 meals to anarchy. Boost up, slaves.
>>539210296You eat all that at one sitting?
>>539210296Based and pigpilled
>>539210296A pack of hot dogs is $8
>>539210296>pack of hotdogs $1mine are $13 per pack
>>539211386ironic coming from a brazillian, seeing as it's fundamentally impossible for you to ever be evolved
>>539215071I don't care that you call me a nigger or whatever. I know that I'm white and I don't care for your approval of it.But what have YOU done for the sake of the white race?From the chart, not much. In my experience, your type likes to say that you don't have a job because you don't want to give money to the jews. So then why not start a business, or be self employed in a trade?I bet not. I bet you keep blaming others for your own shortcomings.
>>539210296>>539210771Brown women can give up their good food, not me.
>>539210736Throw away your ladle, decadent swine
>>539210296> has a chairI just stand until it's time to sleep.
>>539211386this is retarded1. raised by a single father gives unironically better life outcomes for a girl, than being raised by a mom, grandparents, or even a real mother+father family REGARDLESS OF RACE OR SOCIAL OR ECONOMIC STATUSfuckin nigger hag
